Oh boy here I go cooking again… going to make a burger.
Toasted buns
>>21874360a burger? as in one singular?
Let’s make burger sauce
>>21874369Yeah just one. I’m cooking a pound of beef though.
>>21874360Just use the same thread for multiple cook jobs.
Sauce is up
>>21874391Looks like my jizz when another man farts it out
>>21874371>>21874391>Gay-Poop-On Mouse-Turd with Gay-On-Knees
>>21874403KEKI’m going to poupon my burger
Ok first burger: in
>>21874374Those are meatballs. Burger is something different from that.
>>21874410Looks like my butthole when my bf demolishes it
>>21874412Use your imagination anon.
Starting to smash
>>21874426Did you flatten it? Looks like minimal shrivel (which I like)
>>21874410Gotta love how this retarded bogan watches Gorden Ramsey and mistakenly thinks he can cook. Same shit every time. Quick sale meat and poorly made food.
>>21874442ur gay
Stacking smash
>>21874454fpbp
2 smash stack and some nice onions
>>21874360Poor people trying hard to make food is always amusing
4pickles 4chan>>21874465You don’t want to play that game with me.
Burger
This is an extremely delicious cheeseburger.
>>21874474>pickles on bottomYou sick fuck.
I didn’t feel like fries so I made nachos.
>>21874482They’re homemade and the bun is toasted. It’s perfect.
>>21874474>>21874479This is probably the best burger I’ve ever seen online and maybe in person as well. Damn.
>>21874479Looks terribly overcooked and thoroughly unappetizing.
>>21874483For me it’s the Millennium Falcon
>>21874472Brother, I am 40 and never had to work a day in my life. lol.
>>21874509Nobody gives a shit about you. You're fucking boring.
>>21874515Tee hee hee
>>21874501is this the idiot that made raw burgers for like a year and then got really sick and stopped posting them lmao
>>21874508Based
>>21874512Your counter looks cheap but it might be the color. Like it just looks dull and flat. I legit thought it was from a service apartment. (long term rental apartment). The design also. Like it also looks not dense. Hard to explain. It just looks cheap. Your plates and utensils look cheap too. Look how heavy and dense my plate and fork look.
>>21874524This is /ck/ why the fuck are you talking about counter tops. It’s $400/sqft marble and it looks perfect in person.Your plates don’t look good.Try talking about food and cooking, seething faggot.
>>21874472Your plates look like the plates hotels use.
>>21874529I have custom marble countertops too. But one time I posted it on /ck/ for an image, and I saw how nice and expensive it looked. Your counter legit looks cheap and ugly. I thought it was a service apartment or the anon that cooks food and buys from no frills in Canada. (nothing against no frillls)
>>21874529I guess the color and style just looks like a generic cheapo apartment. Dont worry about, I don’t like my toilets either. It is “expensive” but I prefer the older styles more. My toilet looks cheap.
>>21874529You have cheap looking countertop. Who cares. I have cheap looking toilet. And my master bed room doesn’t even have that toilet you sit in that washes your ass after renovating. And I don’t think my jacuzzi is working.
>>21874529My fucking washroom looks cheap. It used to look fancy and now it looks cheap and generic.
>>21874524What do you call this creation. I've just been out picking blackberries. My arms are all scratched up and itchy now.
>>21874410Wronge paneUse a caste irone skillete for burgeres
>>21874410Also burgeres only neede salte what the FUCKE evene ise an seasoninge salte?!
>>21874458>>21874458Lookes like uttershitem8
>>21874479It's overecookede, sone
>>21874562It is delicious. It is sourdough from Costco with semi sweet chocolate chips on top and mixed frozen berries also from costco. You put it all together and bake in oven at 250f for 12 minutes until you can spread the melt chocolate chips. If any berries fall off while spreading, you put them back on top. Then eat. It is a dessert I eat. Tasty. Try it.
>>21874562Didn’t plan on taking a pic for /ck/ otherwise I would have plated better. Try it.
>>21874564>>21874567>>21874569>>21874572NOBODY on the board likes you.I’m legit just never going to come to /ck/ again if niggers like you are around.Same with this other goofy ass theater kid bitch whining about counters.Straight up (and you’re almost 100% the same poster) just kill yourself.Fucking facebook/reddit tier fags.Fuck off.>wow they told me to fuck off I’ll post againNo dude Fuck Your Mother. Fuck her. Fuck her for making you.Fuck you, fuck off. Go away. Post on your own niggerlicious thread you have to bump yourself.Ruining the only good board on 4chan with your NIGGER behavior.NIGGER!
>>21874564if you killed yourself i would be so happy to never see a post from you again
>>21874360Aus butter tastes way better, NZ butter tastes like shit
Wholesome thread!
>>21874374You alreadye fuckede ite upe bye ballinge theme upe insteade ofe formeinge LOOSE patties for non-smashe burgeres
>>21874588>ebonics>>21874591Kek crye pussyeiMaGiNe eatinge an fuckine welle
>>21874588You will never be american.
>>21874598>>21874601No one likes you stop posting.
>>21874593Thanks anon!
>>21874441> Did you flatten it? Looks like minimal shrivel (which I like)Yeah it got smashed but since it’s a 4oz. (125g) patty it doesn’t become a thin little piece of meat. It’s a great way to get the Maillard/meat-sugar caramelization reaction going. To the thread: what should I cook next?
>>21874653Kek crye pussye>>21874674Cooke ae omelette
>>21874674Lookes like youre meate needes more fate content as wellYoue didn'te use 90%/10%e, dide youe?
>>21874472If you come from money then no wonder you can't cook LOL. I'm sure you did it all by yourself, just like Elon <3
>>21874767He has poor taste. I never had to work a day too but I own nice things. His place looks like a service apartment. Probably rural or suburban hillbilly.
>>21874767>>21874790>come to /ck/>someone makes a nice burger>fags can't admit it and have to nitpick and seethe instead about random shitgo ahead and take yourself to reddit. go back.
>>21874588Holy shit rajeet, calm down.
>>21874371>>21874391ruined.
>>21874509>I am 40 and never had to work a day in my lifebeing on welfare is embarrassing.
>>21874588speak for yourself, you worthless nigger!
>>21874588>the only good board on 4chanthat's called /wsg/
>>21874895remember to slow your roll, wagie ;)
>being on welfarebrokie mindset, sad
