Surf & Turf to start. 18 oz. rib-eye and lemon/garlic prawns, all in one pan.
more likeSurf and Turdhaha
The beef has been sitting out about an hour and is now room temperature.
Seasoned two days ago. Should be well-flavored throughout.
Medium-high heat.
Good initial browning. Not as dark and crusty as I'd get from higher heat and more fat.
Gorgeous beef.
Sweet onion, garlic.
Butter.
Black pepper, red chili flakes, Mrs. Dash.
>>21876518There's no Mrs. Dash in there. Never mind. Here come the prawns. Also warmed to room temp and squeezed of excess water.
More butter, and we can already turn off the heat. These will continue cooking.
I dig the seeds out with the point of a paring knife before squeezing rather than always get a strainer out.
And that's about it. Very simple and fast.
Just a huge pile of food. No fancy arrangements this time.
And the beef is perfectly cooked for my taste.
There's a perfect mouthful.
Thanks for watching. More to come.
Looks greatI like your fork shape desu
>>21876528matrix vibes
>>21876503ya it is more like thatFPBP
>>21876529that looks disgusting as usual, where are your car keys faggot
>>21876511You are oblivious. It's already burnt show leather. There is a reason all your threads are you talking to yourself like a mentally ill schizo. Nobody cars about your poor mans attempt at larping as a cook.You have n idea what you are doing. You are pathetic.
>>21876608You sound like a massive faggot
>>21876522>surfs up!That’s a lot of shrimps
>>21876608>>21876618Thank you. >>21876814;)
what no fag knife this time? are you that embarrassed by your ineptitude?
Thawing this out for tomorrow. Making spaghetti and meat sauce and meatloaf when I get back from the store. Picking up Italian sausage and some other things.
Pepper-jack
>>21876526Looks good as hell damn
Someone spotted this in my collection and told me it's a good one. Time to find out.
>>21878125Thanks, it was really great. It's going to be hard to top that meal. It was all I ate yesterday and I'm only now eating again.
2 large eggs.
If you don't want to flip eggs but still want to cook the top of the yolk and the whites you can cover it and add a couple teaspoons of water and steam them done.
And they're done.
Perfect. That sauce is really good too.
>>21878134Thoughts on the hot sauce?
In fact I need some more to mix into the yolks.>>21878137Yeah it's solid. Not too tangy or salty (read: Frank's), the garlic is there but not overwhelming. Reminds me of Lola's or Cholula in heat and texture. But better than Cholula I think. Very smooth. I'll get it again if I can. I guess it's not available in some places anymore.
>>21878124snack à la fatass
>>21876526>perfectly cooked>red as a lions cuntYou gon get tapeworms bitch
>>21878281This. It's just too much food really.
>>21878051>>21878121fag knife right on packaging
>>21876935It looks better than anything you've cooked, you manlet
>>21876526>>21876528Fantastic, thanks for sharing
>>21878402>>21878440Thank you. I'm glad not everyone hates it.
Making some junk.
Butter
Bottom half burger bun
Organizing this drawer tomorrow.
Check out this cool old cheese slicer
Definitely need this specific knife to split these dogs
I could not have achieved this using any other blade in the house
>>21876526I'd go further for a ribeye personally but it still looks quite nice, I'd be very happy to eat that.
This came out just right. Ought to have some crunch to it.
>>21878465Next time I will. Towards the center it was quite rare. I was in the mood then but next time I want it medium-rare in the middle and medium on the edges.
A little ketchup on there
And pickled onions and jalapenos from the pulled pork episode.
And it was awesome. And now I feel a little sick. All of it is pretty processed and unnatural. This is what I do when I feel like some junk and would consider fast food. I think it's a pretty good compromise. The stuff keeps a long time and is here when needed.
>>21878470That's my ideal for a ribeye but I get the desire at times to eat a quality piece of meat very rare. there's a certain appeal to it.
>>21878462i see we opted for the poo covered fag knife today
There's no 'we' here. I think you must have been sexually abused by someone who owned cleavers. Because no one else thinks they are 'fag knives' or calls them that. Very odd. These threads seem to attract the strangest trolls.
>>21878636fag knives for fags, simple as. no shit there’s no ‘we’, your version of companionship is probably a discount chinese hooker lmao.
>>21878702What is it about these threads exactly that upsets you so much? Something clearly rubs you the wrong way. Have I offended your sensibilities somehow? I'm just cooking food and sharing it. Did I fuck your mom without knowing it was YOUR mom? Damn.
>>21878402Kek disingenuous as fuck
>>21878926censor the logo or your faggot boyfriend dies in his sleep
>>21878956...but Boobachane ise mye bige tittiee waifuee??
>>21878717i'm not offended, you just have fag knives for fags. you need to know this.
>>21878926>>21878958Why are these old and gay fucking photos in this thread?? What a fucking attention whore.
>>21878926disingenuous is showing up to every cook thread and saying 'uttershitem8' at everything no matter what, especially when it's objectively delicious looking, while also posting your own shit that you know everyone hates seeing. And your stupid fucking keys.
I woke up feeling the cheesiest, coach!
I got this fish for $2/lb. Should be fun to make stuff out of.
The best of both worlds.
So as promised I'm making spaghetti sauce tonight. I'm going to fish out the wrinkled soft ones and then blister these with super hot oil and add them to my sauce.
This will become meatloaf.
>>21879423I just thought this wase an cookinge threade?
Cocktail time
>>21879439It doesn't look objectively deliciouse THOUGHGive me an exampleYou know op cookes inn plasticke, right?
lol, this fucking troll is pathetic.
>>21879855This looks like uttershitem8Learn how to make SOCE
These have been in the freezer for a long time. Not sure I can salvage them.
This was my favorite pair of tongs years ago at a job. I kept them when I left.
>>21879864>she cuts on plastickeCouldn't B. Mee
That's what I get for cooking a cold steak.
Back in
Roasted potatoes are finished.
From blue to medium-well/well in the blink of an eye. Oh well, if you're going to eat an overcooked steak, the rib-eye is the way to go. This is welcome after the rare one with the prawns the other day.
>>21879877>still cookinge in plastickema che schifo
These are going with some other stuff in tomorrow's care package to be delivered.
I'll make the noodles and other stuff tomorrow. The sauce is great. I added some sauteed garlic I didn't take pictures of.
>>21879886>she even uses a plasticke spatula
>>21879871look at how dull it’s getting already. yikes.
I don't see it. Neither can you. Doesn't feel dull. Isn't dull. Won't dull. Also, I have stones and steels to keep my blades honed in case they even consider getting dull. And they're well behaved enough that even that doesn't happen anymore.
>>21879928you can’t see it because you’re an amateur with a fag knife collection. lrn2cook while you’re hanging out on /ck/, ‘kay?
>>21879928Kek, shoulda ofe gote an BENCHMADE
>>21879934Fucking hell learn to cook - this has been like a horror reel
>>21879950Why do disingenuous tastelet ricelet cooklets NEVER post their own cooking while they spout their inane delusions?
>>21879954OK but please please try to learn how to cook as it's honestly pretty poor atm
>>21879963Cooke bettere thane you
>>21879966Please try. Please. I don't want my appetite ruined by look at horrifying filth
>>21879970Starte cookinge better and I won't have to showe you howe, sone
>>21879972This is the problem you have, I am not that anon, yet you think only one person can be horrified at your culinary attempts as you can't comprehend that you cook like shite mate. Therefore you'll never improve and will always be a cooklet and, from what I've read, a manlet.
>>21879976He's trying to sneak his photos in and blend in with the OP and claim credit.Just pity and ignore him. He's really mentally ill. Worse than the godbless guy.
>>21879976This is the disingenuousness I've come to expect from this boardAnd another pussy who can't produce breakfast on engine while spouting inane cooklet delusions
>>21879982No, op can't cook for shit and larps as a fuckin PROFESSIONALE which is fucking hilariously sad
>>21879983Look at you seething impotently like a little manlet because the fact he's rightfully been identified a cooklet
>>21879991So no breakfast on engine? Kek fucking ricelet cooklet momlet ricelet tastelet
>>21876662Different cook. Car keys faggot has taken over the thread. You can see the 5 or 6 images he's proud of that aren't blurry and hazy here at this end of the thread. The same ones he's been posting for a year. Meals he had at people's homes or restaurants back when he had a working phone. Now he's poor, back home with mom, shitty old phone, but hey, it's all you can eat. And he can pose his takeout orders on his plates and set them on mom's engine. She's passed out upstairs. At least we THINK she's alive. The checks keep getting cashed. Though whenever anyone checks on her she "just stepped out". And then BMWfag starts in about "mye waifue is boobachaee!" and the welfare check officers leave him alone again. After all, weed is legal now in California and although they'd like to arrest him just for being a cringe manchild virgin stoner faggot, they have no cause at this time. But they're going to keep an eye on him. Especially until his mother is actually seen alive again.But he's also a notorious samefagger. So perhaps you are him. Who else would invoke the keys out of nowhere? You are proud of the keys. You're proud of your trolling. You're everywhere. You've proven that tonight invading this and other cooking threads.
>>21880001Kek this chick is so delusionalThat's whye Boobachane ise myee waifueee; she's amazinge and DOWN TO EARTHE
Shit that gay with the keys has got destroyed. Xhe isn't intelligent enough to understand that though, so you're actually feeding xer by giving attention that xhe gets nowhere else.
>>21880039This chick just loves to type hilariously inane fanfics about me for some reason
>>21880062lol, you're proud of that and saved it? Any attention at all... wow. If everyone hated ME on a forum I'd just leave. You make shrines to the hatred of you. Print it out and frame it and put it on your wall. This is your life. If someone asks what you do with it you can point to the wall and say "I harass people online and inspire hatred. So inane. I love that word, inane. I use it all the time. The extra E's come and go though. ...In my posts... online. It's what I do.. Why are you leaving? There's a new cooking thread I'm going to post my old key photos in. They all hate me so much. It's really what I live for... Okay, bye. Hey! It's on 4chan if you wanna check out my work!"But they were already driving down the road and out of your life. You've chosen to be here. Yes, another "fanfic", only I'm not a fan. But it IS fiction, because no one would ever visit you and care what you do with your life. No one will ever see your framed copypasted posts from people who despise you.
>>21880068Kek youe hate me because I cooke better thane you
>>21876502God Bless
>>21880010you eat like a pig, I bet you're vaxxed too that's just how retarded boomers are. I bet you're fat as fuck piggy, you will collapse soon PIGGY OINK OINK PIG FUCK
>>21880075If I told you this was true would you leave forever?
