find a virtue
provides a nice crunch and texture on a sandwich. fuck salads though those are for women and the gays
>>21877565/thread
>>21877564Crunchy, healthy, juicy, somewhat neutral taste which can be a good thing.
>>21877564makes great salads as all chads and real men know.
>I don't want salad!!! Gimme chickie nuggie!!!
>>21877574>exists in your path
>>21877564It’s fresh and crunchy. But it’s nutritionally devoid of anything. It’s just water, after all.
>>21877565>fuck salads though those are for women and the gaysand adults.
>>21877564good for texture on sandwiches and wraps. that's about it though. other greens are better for salads.
>>21877690okay eat your bug salad big goy, I’ll be over here enjoying epic bacon and raw steak
>>21877564Blue cheese to mouth transportation
>>21877690>im a REAL adult now see im a big boy I eat soggy leaves see
>>21877564it's the perfect sandwich or burger lettuce. this isn't debatable
>>21877564fiber
>>21877723upvoted
>>21877564iceberg is shit. tastes vaguely like actual grass. grow up and eat romaine or butter or bibb or literally any other kind of lettuce.
>>21877565You're like a 16 year old boy raised by a high school bully in abject poverty.
>>21878348romaine is shit and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
>>21878610yep. soyfacing over romaine is midwit/reddit shit.
>>21877579Real men eat meat onlySalad is for bitch niggasGOML son
>>21877690"Adult" women and gays such as yourself, yes
>>21877571>>21877587>>21877697>>21877565>crunchy foodCool.Any opinions from non-autists (or at least high functioning ones) who actually care about flavor?
>>21878610>pretendingWhy were you ever doing that?Caesar salad is the best salad. Romaine is necessary.
>>21878817You get flavor from the sauce
>>21878839What the fuck is lettuce sauce? You stupid?
>>21878817It also has a mild pleasant bitterness.
>>21878844So do the leaves on my rhododendron, and those are free. Not gonna start putting them on my sandwich though cause i'm not retarded.
>>21878847this nigga growin retardadendrons
>>21877564Its uhh, a nice shade of green I supposeWould make a good counter ornament
People shit on iceberg because they've seen other people shit on iceberg because they've seen other people shit on iceberg.
>>21878817>caring about texture is autistic
>>21878817It's a wet, earthy flavour with a "freshness" to it, perfect for sandwiches. You're a pretentious faggot who hates being autistic.
>>21878817texture snd flavour are both important.
>>21878817Subtle fresh earthy flavor to contrast with the vinaigrette, olives, tomatoes, thinly sliced red onion, etc.
>>21878862>>21878884Only an autistic person complains about food not being crunchy enough. Or too crunchy. Or about anything related to texture. This is a fact. Disagreeing doesn't make it not true.>>21878862>>21878890See:>>21878847
>>21878902Caring about flavor is autistic. Caring about smell is even more autistic. I'll fart in your face and if you complain you're autistic.
>>21878902>Only an autistic person complains about food not being crunchy enough. Or too crunchy. Or about anything related to texture. This is a fact. Disagreeing doesn't make it not true.- "hey i brought the chicken nuggets you wanted"- "wtf is this"- "the chicken nuggets - that's what you wanted, right?"- "yes, but this.."- "i ran them through a blender BECAUSE ONLY AUTISTS CARE ABOUT TEXTURE"
>>21878924Correct. If you refuse to eat any food in blended form you are 100% exhibiting signs of autism. Although I would be extremely annoyed if somebody did this to me, because that would make properly saucing my nuggs difficult.>>21878909>AI hallucination reply
>>21878902>Beyond flavor, texture is crucial. Many prefer crunchy, dry foods (beige diet) and may avoid slimy or wet textures.Greenbros and wetbros aren't autistic.
>>21878979>Many autistic children and adults prefer crunchy, dry foods (beige diet) and may avoid slimy or wet textures.Thank you for agreeing, finally!
>>21878969i was making fun of your otherworldly statement, not agreeing with it>because that would make properly saucing my nuggs difficultsurely an autissimus maximus like you should be able to add the correct amount of sauce while blending your chicken nuggets, no?
>>21878969>because that would make properly saucing my nuggs difficult.It would make it easier to find the perfect ratio and mix it evenly for a consistent flavor.
>>21878969>eats nuggets>with sauce evenYou are in no position to be calling other people autistic
>>21878902Nobody is complaining about anything. People are just saying that texture enhances food. Which is true. I wouldn't complain if my sandwich lacked lettuce, it's still fine. But it would be even better with it.
>>21878909No one counts A.I. generated answers as evidence. You can't post that and be taken seriously.
>>21879427It's common knowledge. AI only repeats it.
>>21879428No, A.I. repeats anything it sees a lot of. It aggregates from everywhere. Guess what the internet is full of: Bullshit. And A.I. doesn't know what's true or not. It's not even close to being ready and you guys already use it like it's an argument ender. Just like you misused Google before. As if just being on the internet means it's true.Mainly it just makes you look lazy like you're unwilling to put it into your own words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WPx4TL5F8o
>>21878821Caesar is better with lettuce that’s isn’t SHIT. Get fuckin green leaf and try it.
>>21879435Okay, here's a study: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9545735/
>>21877564i like a lot of bulk those inner bits are my favorite, is there a name for that part like cuts of meat but for lettuce?
>>21879665Yeah, it's the heart. You can even buy just the heart of some varieties i.e. Romaine.
>>21879482No, green leaf does not make for good salads. Especially a caesar.
>>21879892wrong. green leaf is the second best lettuce for all applications, after red leaf.
>>21879925LOL, red leaf is even worse. They're great on sandwiches. I prefer both of those to anything for sandwiches. But no, they are not fibrous enough for salads. Far too soft and weak to hold up. If you get FARM FRESH lettuces and immediately make salads from them it's another story. But what you can get and most grocery stores and even from restaurant purveyors is not hardy enough. And you can have your little (incorrect) opinions about things like the red leaf Caesar, but no one would take them seriously. >all applicationsI can't believe you went there, man.
>>21879933I’ve never had floppy red/green leaf, the fuck are you talking about? If you’re going to be retarded, at least be convincingly retarded.
I might add some of those leaf lettuces to a salad blend, but certainly not on their own. I know because I've tried it. It's why you don't see restaurant salads or store salad kids ever made from those lettuces. It just doesn't hold up to dressing or even time. You have to keep the leaves upright soaked in water even to use them in sandwiches and burgers in restaurants. That's the only way they will retain any crunch at all.
>>21879939kits, not kids
>>21877564good for wrapping your korean bbq, ssamjan, grilled garlic, sauteed mushroom all together and eating.
>>21877564You are defeated
>>21880099That's butter lettuce though.
>>21880105And?
>>21880106OP wanted you to find a virtue for iceberg.
>>21880109You're right, it's physically impossible to use iceberg lettuce to make lettuce wraps. It can only be done with butter lettuce. I apologize for my naivety.
>>21877564Jerry using it as a teaching tool to explain George's brain.
>>21880114I know you're kidding, but most of the leaves on a head of iceberg are too brittle to wrap anything with effectively.
>>21880119What's your native language just curious, because its not English and thats probably why you're unfamiliar with the commonality of iceberg being used for lettuce wraps
>>21880122lol, not English? I write longer posts than anyone here and I rarely make a mistake. Iceberg is not common for wraps. Any picture you find will likely have Bibb lettuce or even green leaf. But not iceberg. I'm sorry about your luck. And what would my superior grasp of the English language have to do with my knowledge of the lettuce varieties used in wraps? I'd argue that lettuce wraps are served predominantly in NON-English speaking nations. But this is my native language. I'm so fucking great at it that I don't need to know any others. As an American everyone has to meet me on my terms anyway. Even when visiting their lands. It's good to be king.
>>21880125Sorry I didn't read your blog post since It was clear from the first sentence that you weren't actually going to answer my question. If you go on Instagram, recipe websites or look on any menu that has pictures in America and serves lettuce wraps, they'll be using iceberg lettuce. Sorry you are wrong.
>>21880128I'm sorry you couldn't back up your bullshit with these images you claim exist on social media. This is the main photo from wikipedia and like most of the others you'll find, it's using butter lettuce. Condolences.
>>21880129Oh now I understand. You think butter lettuce IS iceberg lettuce. A case of misidentification on your part.
>>21880133didn't read this either.
>>21880134lol, yes you did. What a childish and illogical claim to make about a post you're replying to. It's funny because you're trying to pretend you don't even know you got proven wrong and dunked on.
>>21880137>>21880134
>>21878969You really got ‘em going.
>>21877565love salads but this is still correct, shredded iceberg in sandwiches, wraps, burritos, tacos, etc. is the best application for this ingredient
>>21877564Sauerkraut
>>21880613Fuck I’m stupid that’s lettuceIdk salad
>>21878992>>21879006>n-no u!Sure got me there leaf munchers!>>21878998You are correct, but I would then have to figure out the correct ratio, which would be silly since I probably won't eat blended nuggets more than once>>21879068>Nobody is complaining about anything. People are just saying that texture enhances food. Which is true.I see a lot of people complain about "needing more crunch", so I'm not sure what reality you live in, but I would like to visit it sometime. It sounds pleasant. Besides, texture only enhances food when you have sensory issues and get caught up in how much you aren't enjoying the mechanical process if chewing your food. Hence, 'tisms.
>>21880778Are you also going to argue against this?
>>21880099Fuck, these are so good. I think I'm gonna make some.
>>21880781No those taste good. Lettuce doesn't taste like anything but random vegetation.
>>21877564Helps me shit when i make cabbage rolls or lazy cabbage
>>21881066Who needs "help" shitting? Are you an opiate addict or something?
>>21880994That's why people invented vinaigrette you fucking retard.
>>21881097People who eat a lot of cheese>>21880778Just wanted to let you know that you’re the insufferable type of autist, not the cool kind
>>21877564great tastei dare you to make a taco that tastes as good as a taco made with shredded iceberg lettucei keep a head of iceberg lettuce in the fridge and break a leaf or two off to pad out my salads. the salad is mostly non-lettuce stuff anyway (red cabbage, green cabbage, red onion, carrot, beets)
>>21877564cabbage helped Europe Conquer the World! with its easy cultivation and Nutritional Treasure trove in each bite. No Wonder the White man still holds hegemony over the world!
>>21881155i agree with both of these statementsthere was a dutch cheese monger at the christmas market, so i magicked away a lot of it on new year's evedidnt need a poo for three days after that, but when the moment finally arrived, it felt like it took two years to expel those awful megaliths>>21880778nigga i said nothing about lettuce>texture only enhances food when you have sensory issues and get caught up in how much you aren't enjoying the mechanical process if chewing your food. Hence, 'tisms.we get it, you dont care about how anything feels once it's inside your mouth, including all the metric tonnes of human penis you slurp on a daily basisand that's fine, but saying only retards care about texture is an admission of seemingly not comprehending what "individual tastes" are, which is a strong indication of you being autistic- "hence, 'tisms"now, go forth and blend some chicken nugs, compare that to regular chicken nuggets, then report back to us on whether you like one more than the other
I can fuck itSame virtue I found in your mother
>>21881138>it's only good if you completely overpower the miniscule taste!Thank you for agreeing!>>21881155Just wanted to let you know you're a leaf munching gorilla :)>>21881868>>21881868>but saying only retards care about texture is an admission of seemingly not comprehending what "individual tastes" are, which is a strong indication of you being autistic>- "hence, 'tisms"People can prefer anything they want. I can tell anybody I want that their preferences are retarded and nonsensical through the eyes of a reasonable person. Do you undersrand this? I'll wait so you can read it one more time just in case you got distracted by the shit that magically appeared in your underwear or whatever it is retards do.
>>21882995>it's only good if you completely overpower the miniscule taste!See >>21880781Do you ever eat it without salt?
>>21880612All the burritos I was making sucked and I didn't know why. They were missing lettuce. They instantly went from shit to great.
>>21881262If you love cabbage so much, you should at least learn how to correctly identify it.
>>21882995>their preferences are retarded and nonsensical In other words: "your personal tastes aren't logically sound".Quite an autistic way of looking at things.
>>21882995>through the eyes of a reasonable personbut you aren't a reasonable person -you're saying that LOGICALLY YOU MUST BE AUTISTIC TO ENJOY TEXTURE - and also doubling down on that statement when confronted with evidence of that not being the casein order words, you dont understand that people have other views than those of your ownsodid you try the chicken nugget blender experiment yet, or are you gonna tell us that "blending it is too work and a waste of time"?because, in that case, you could get a cup of warm water and a bag of powdered soup and try that - it'll take a lot less time than if prepared normally
Manly larping retards crying about salad will never not be funny lmao.Want to be a man? Finish your plate asshole
>>21883001They don't sell potato chips without salt, not that I've seen at least. Besides, potato has a flavor you can't get from eating grass.>>21883028>your personal tastes aren't logically soundCorrect. Your tastes aren't. That's just a fact. If you say "I prefer heavy metal because it's usually slow and chill" your taste in music is completely irrational and clearly incorrect.>>21883707>but you aren't a reasonable personReasonable people don't fuss over a food's texture, which has no bearing on taste.>but if you blend it it tastes differentNo it does not. Mixing food distributes flavor more evenly regardless of the final consistency. Do you also get upset when people talk too loud?
>>21877565It's nice that some of the most unpleasant people are doing so much to actively shorten their own lifespans.
>>21877723>he thinks lettuce is made of bugsngmi
>>21877564pleasantly crunchy, cuts through fatty sandwiches very well, barely any flavor which means it can be used basically anywhere, cheap filler, nutritionally devoid aside from water and fiber (which are nutrients, although people don't think of them as such).for a salad, i consider it supplementary. the main green should be a bit more robust like a proper green leaf and spinach mix, or maybe a romaine if you like that
>>21878909that could have microwaved my hotdog for a couple seconds and filled my humidifier a little. stop being a clanknigger
>>21877565It freshness to dead flesh
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>>21879515>the study does not actually support the aislop>and it's a study done on a total of 96 japsGetting stupider lil bro
>>21885033>pleasantly crunchy, cuts through fatty sandwiches very well, barely any flavor which means it can be used basically anywhere, cheap filler, nutritionally devoid aside from water and fiber (which are nutrients, although people don't think of them as such).You can say the same thing about dandelion stems, which are free. Are you so fat that the prospect of walking to your front lawn is too much of an inconvenience that you'd rather pay for something you can effortlessly get for free? Lay off the dressing for once.
>>21885193>the study does not actually support the aislopI don't care. It supports my overall point that everything is autistic if you apply enough mental gymnastics.
>>21884647>They don't sell potato chips without salt, not that I've seen at least. Because without salt it tastes worse than lettuce and it can't be incorporated into a meal. On top of that it's unhealthy. If texture is unimportant to you, why don't you eat healthier normal potatoes instead?
>>21885525>Because without salt it tastes worse than lettuce and it can't be incorporated into a meal.Incorrect. People who incorporate potato chips into other things are weird fatties anyway.>If texture is unimportant to you, why don't you eat healthier normal potatoes instead?If you can't figure this out you might be on the low-functioning end of the spectrum.
>>21884647i never said that blending chicken nuggets would make them taste different you mongoloiddo the fucking experiment - will you prefer blended chicken nuggets over regular ones, or not?>Reasonable people don't fuss over a food's texture, which has no bearing on taste.uncooked pastainb4 "but cooking adds water to the pasta":that shouldnt matter to (you), since you can just have water on the side RIGHT?
>>21877564is utterly mogged by a regular lettuce
I can't believe there's a four day old thread about lettuce
>>21885529>People who incorporate potato chips into other things are weird fatties anyway.Agreed. Normal people incorporate lettuce.
>>21877564its gud
>>21877564It’s hydrating
