baconbros??? our response???
>>21878686Muhammad is a paedo rapist and was on the island
>>21878686just get uncured bacon (which you should have been doing anyway)>>21878688checked and true
I’d rather die of ass cancer than hold the WHO with any degree of legitimacy.
>>21878686
>>21878723You're a turd
Good thread.
>>21878686I eat bacon like once a month and I'll continue to do so.
How is this news, everyone knows the nitrates/nitrites and salt content in bacon is bad for you. Just eat unprocessed pork
lol
>World Health Organizationlol
Bacon is extremely high on sodium and fat. That's fine, just don't eat it every day
>>21878686eat the bugs vaxie
>nitrates and nitrites are a group 1 carcinogenftfy
>>21878885They aren’t. Nitrosamines are 2a.
ive been looking for an excuse to stop eating bacon and switch to ground turkey. its been nice.
Why is it impossible to find bacon that’s just 100% pork with no preservatives at supermarkets?
>>21878905It’s illegal to make because of the botulism risk. If you want cured meat with no nitrates, you need to make it yourself.
>>21878854>WHO director-general Tedros is an Ethiopian Orthodox Christian.
>>21878911>>21878911>>21878911>Why don't ethiopians eat pork????Because they don't have any
>>21878910That's why I ONLY use UNCURED bacone
>>21878686Pricedrops then?
>>21878686if the (((world health organization))) says not to do it i’m gonna do it https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU
>>21878686nobody gives a shit what the WHO says.
>>21878686sorry, I can't hear you over how delicious bacon is
>>21878905>go to asian supermarket>get pork belly>cut into slices>???>profitthere, fixed your problem
>>21879026>WHO declares jumping off bridges is bad>millions of rightoids commit swandives to own the libtards
>>21879378>because eating bacon is committing suicide. i have some nice bacon in the oven right now.
>>21879381Please call the suicide hotline....:(
>>21878703>just get uncured bacon (which you should have been doing anyway)this>>21879378false equivalence fallacy
>>21879389>if WHO says not to do it i'm gonna do it>NOOOOOOOOOO N-NOT LIKE THATwhat a surprise, rightoid doesn't have any integrity or consistency in their beliefs
Trusting the WHO post 2020 means you failed the test.
>>21878686The USA isn't in the WHO so it's not a carcinogen here.
>>21878724Why? Am I supposed to respond by saying I'm not going to eat any more bacon?
What's this gay bleating?
>>21879389>>21879014>>21878703>uncured >is still cured but with celery so they can lie about itImagine falling for the jewish trickery
>>21879412you will NEVER be a woman
>>21878686in general when frying meats you create all kinds of dangerous by-products but you can counteract that with ground rosemary. i always dash a tablespoon on the oil or tallow before i start cooking.AI OverviewAdding rosemary to meat before frying, grilling, or roasting is a highly effective way to reduce the formation of Advanced Glycation End-products (AGEs) and other harmful compounds like Heterocyclic Amines (HCAs). Rosemary contains potent antioxidants, specifically rosmarinic acid and carnosic acid, which inhibit the chemical reactions that occur when protein and sugar are cooked at high temperatures.
>>21878686The WHO isn't a legitimate thing, so nobody cares what they think.
>>21878719Ok then die, thanks. Bye.
>>21879523Rosemary reduces HCAs, but bacon is Group 1 because of nitrates and the curing process, not just frying temps. Adding a plant at miniscule quantities doesn’t magically negate what processed meat does to your colon.You’re just seasoning the carcinogens, anon.
>>21880146What would make it legitimate? Is there any source you all DO listen to? Joe Rogan podcasts? I'm so fucking tired of you all why am I on this website. Please, PLEASE: eat more red meat. Forget fiber, forget vegetables or fruits. Eat all the bacon, the nitrates, the raw carnivore diets you all say is healthier. Just go eat all that, as much as possible since it's so healthy. You're such men. Big masculine boys who don't eat faggy vegetables.
>>21878686everything causes cancer just ask the state of california
>>21880198Someday faggots like you will be citing the experts that vegetables cause cancer and only lab grown soy based cricket paste is safe for human consumption.
>>21880198How's your relationship with your father?
>>21878686Who?
>>21880198Funny thing is Rogan adopted a carnivore diet then abandoned it because it fucked up his stomach and colon. There isn’t a single healthy person well into their 80s and 90s that go>yeah red meat makes up a large part of diet
>>21878686Remember when literally everything they said about Covid turned out to be a lie?
>>21880326no?
>>21880326Any specifics?
>>21878686Human RCTs disprove the meat colon cancer connection. The IARC committee of vegetarian ideologues conveniently missed evidence that refutes their ideology
>>21878854>Empirical evidence is le bad
>>21880371>corrupt and politically driven 'science' is gooddim wit
>>21880355Link the trials.
>>21880375Sorry it's not a Joe Rogan podcast that confirms your biases little cuz
>>21880371they ignored the most important evidence (human RCTs) because it contradicted their pre conceived idea and took weak, confounded associations as sufficient for inferring causal relationships. Its bad science propagated by ideologues and morons. Paper below by the only sensible person on the IARC committee explains the critiques in detail which you will undoubtedly ignorehttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32071794/
Just a reminder that red meat consumption has been lowering for decades now, it’s been demonized since the 60s. Despite this heart disease has increased over the decades and colon cancer has increased among young people. People just eat too much processed junk food and not enough fiber and antioxidant veg/fruit. Red meat is really not the big bad people think it is. Just eat in moderation and choose lean cuts. When people talk about the onions between red meat and heart disease or any other health issue they act as if people are eating ribeyes everyday.
>>21880389>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32071794/lmao it's literally written by the beef industry shills at the USDA
>>21880396such a shill yet he was invited to be on the IARC committee. I won't hold my breath waiting for you address any of the substantive arguments. Not that I was expecting a retard to do that anyways
>water is now cancerous>air is now cancerous>your BODY will GET CANCER on ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!thanks WHO, more like WHO fucking asked am I right
That's great WHO but also have you considered eating five guys and eating whipped cream out of a hooker's asshole
>>21879517>gets thoroughly out-shitposted>"REEEEEEEEEEEE UR A TRANNY!"kek, love making the incels squeal
>>21880375>heavily-artifacted unsourced facebook collages my estranged alcoholic uncle shared with me are good
>>21878842>How is this news
>>21880388you are really dumb, but that's a you problem.
>>21880389>they ignored the most important evidence (human RCTs)How would you ethically run a 20 - 30 year randomized trial that would potentially expose people to harm for decades? This why large prospective cohort studies were used.The author you linked to states "Those eating the most red or processed meat may be more likely to ignore other health recommendations and have multiple habits that contribute to the risk of disease." However these factors will have been adjusted for. The evidence strongly suggests nitrosamines cause cancer however the risk is small and I will continue eating bacon.
If you get cancer, that's God's will. Trying to avoid getting cancer is giving in to the devil. Eat the bacon, that's what Jesus would do.
There is literally no real evidence that bacon is carcinogenic. The WHO pays for propaganda. No study funded by then or any other NGO uses the scientific method and has zero credibility. 8
>>21880488This is exactly why I chainsmoke
>>21878686I'd rather roll the dice and enjoy bacon and possibly survive to 80 than cut out all the nice things in life and get run over at 40 and have lived a life without joy.
>>21880331>>21880343Damn, bacon causes cancer and avoiding bacon causes severe memory loss. What to do?
I’m not trying to live long anyway, if I bow out in my early 70s, fine by me. I’m poor as well so far I’d rather not be working in my late 70s
>>21880524You do realise both of those choices are based on lies, right?
>>21880493None of this is true.
>still crying about the coof vaccine in the big '26
>>21880488>Eat the bacon, that's what Jesus would do.Jesus was a jew and didn't eat pork.
>>21880524>getting a vaccine destroys your lifeloleveryone i know that got the vaccine are doing just dandy. meanwhile the 2 extended family members that didn't both died from covid back in 2021. both were trump voters, one of them an estranged alcoholic living by himself. lol. feels good man.
>>21880485the WHI was powered to detect changes in cancer. none was detected. you type like a shitskin. dont expect me to respond any more to a turd worlder
>>21880565Can you please not post your LARPs here? We're trying to discuss bacon.
>>21878686This the same WHO that got literally everything wrong about covid?
>>21880564Woah you got the joke! Congratulations!
>>21880582i'm not the one who started seething about the vaccine anon. get mad at him
>>21878686If my grandma can smoke a pack a day and live to 98 years old(RIP Grandma you were a real one even if you stunk like an ash tray). I can eat a couple slices of bacon a couple times a week and be fine.
>>21878686Pretty much all food produced by modern agriculture is full of poisons that will give you cancer.
>>21878686I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
>>21880565No they didn't, and lockdowns did as much damage as the poison they were pushing.
>>21880198Why do you care what other people eat? Why does the WHO care about cancer at all when obesity - which is entirely preventable in 100% of cases - is a far bigger cause of death around the world than cancer?
>>21880869>obesity is a far bigger cause of death around the world than cancerThis is extremely wrong and you're retarded
>>21878686Fucking jews
>>21878688So was the one and only God vishnu
>>21880953Shut your whore mouth
>>21880819Fuck that. The lockdowns did more damage and the economic down turn will kill more in total.
The things used to cure bacon are carcinogens, not really disputable. But you can also just get uncured bacon.
>>21878856>Bacon is extremely high on sodium and fat. That's fine, just don't eat it every daySodium and fat are both essential nutrients.
>>21878910False, I get uncured hams and bacon all the time.
>>21880565This is called anecdotal evidence. I know more people who had side effects and nobody who died from it, or anyone who had a relative who died from it and that includes a circle with multiple 90+ year olds some of who were never vaxxed.. Learn stats instead of "feels man" and come back to the conversation like an adult.
>>21880959No. Vishnu was the one controlling Epstein and trying to make more dalit mud babies
>>21880198>Please, PLEASE: eat more red meat.Good advice. Red meat is extremely nutrient dense and the nutrients are in their bioavailable form. Good job, anon!>Forget fiber,Yes! Right again. Fiber is contraindicated in humans. All it does is block the absorption of nutrients and create higher fecal volume, and increases likelihood of abrasions, which leads to cancer.>forget vegetables or fruits.Exactly right. Fruits and vegetables are loaded with anti nutrients, and should be consumed only as necessary to fatten up seasonally for the winter. Which is really something we need to do in a modern context, so treat them like candy or dessert rather than meal staples.>Eat all the bacon,Good idea, bacon is very healthy. Plus you get the feeling you're cheating since it's so good, but without any of the guilt of eating things that are bad for you.>the nitrates,No, those are bad. Didn't you read the studies that lead to the recommendation in OP?>the raw carnivore diets you all say is healthier.Raw food is certainly more nutrient dense than cooked food, but you don't have to eat it raw to get much of the benefits.>Just go eat all that, as much as possible since it's so healthy.I will, thanks!
>>21880565>An estranged alcoholic died with COVID >This is my evidence lol
>>21880278>Rogan adopted a carnivore diet then abandoned it because it fucked up his stomach and colonNah he cycles in and out of it and maintains that no diet makes you feel better or is more healthy.
>>21880371>>Empirical evidenceYou mean associative studies establishing nothing but correlation even according to the study designers?
>>21880485>How would you ethically run the study that would actually give you valid information Not my problem is it?
>>21880819>lockdowns did as much damage as the poison they were pushing.bring it up with trump. he was the one that instituted them.
>>21878686WHO said Covid is antiracist and chooses to not infect people who attend BLM protests and Democrat rallies. they are not qualified to speak on health matters.
>>21878911pork used to be a taboo in Protestant Europe, too. as recently as WW1 it was impossible to find pork products in Scotland, for example.
>>21879412>implying falsehoods>implying im anon you replied to>or that is what my post was aboutthat's not how it worksand thanks for proving you cannot read englishyour post was a false equivalence fallacy because it conflates suicide with an opinion from a completely fallible organizationi was pointing out your fallacious reasoningand nothing more>>21879453>gaslightingif there are no nitrates or nitritesor any potential harmful preservativesthen it's fineyour post reads as projection
>>21878703is there a difference between uncured bacon and unsliced pork belly
>>21880565No, after a year at most anyone who got jabbed will keel over or become sterile. My militia bros told me so.
>>21881430shills and retards will do anything but admit their beloved authorities are fallible
>>21881462yeah yeah we know. 2 more weeks until mass vaxxie death
>>21878686>our response???Fuck the WHO.
I ate an entire package of bacon today. In my defense, it was over the course of 12+ hours. I believe it was a full pound of bacon.
>>21878688Dont forget about him being zooted
>>21881374nice deflection>My preferred button pusher would have slayed the dragon and saved us.Except he didn't, he made it even worse. All under the direction of "the experts"
>>21878901> and switch to ground turkeyWhy the fuck
>>21880565>one of them an estranged alcoholic living by himselfkek the lockdowns turned me into a full blown alcoholicfeels good man, i love being drunk so much it's crazythey recently removed the work from home option for our office and i've had to severely reduce my intake. it gets boring but i might live until 50 i guess.
>>21878686>6 year old news headline ragebait>115 repliesThis board and everybody who posts on it needs to be nuked (including me).
>>21882044I'm usually good about not doing it but ck is too comfy and I dropped my guard
How mentally ill do the retards ITT have to be, to still be crying about the vaccine?
>>21881498No one ever tries to refute this image any time I see it posted. Curious. It's probably because they can't and retardation has been captured for all to see. Don't get me wrong, the vaccines were rushed and forcing them upon people or they'd lose their jobs was wrong. But treating it like a world population ending event was so dumb and people lumped anyone who was skeptical of vaccines in with those morons. I didn't get a booster and I never will. Got one shot the first year COVID happened. Been fine since then.
>>21880198Based vystopic bro doing God's work>>21880992>Fruits and vegetables should be consumed only as necessary>the nitrates are bad>you don't have to eat raw meat to get much of the benefits.Minus the above, you're absolutely spot on, anonI believe in you
>>21882044>>21882052>>21882065There's been a very large uptick in this sort of lazy bait recently, I wish the jannies would keep threads on topic but maybe that's asking too much of them
>>21882127based johan
>>21882129>There's been a very large uptick in this sort of lazy bait recentlyWouldn't be surprised if it was actual 4chan staff responsible for this. I'm conviced the bmw queer is a mod, because their culture is that toxic.
>>21880371WHO is literally just vibes based
>>21882125anon there's nothing to refute because it didn't happen...
>>21882065I'm trans btw
>>21880549Rightoids don't care about facts and reality. They like easily-digestible narratives that complement their confirmation biases. To distill it: everything my side good, everything your side bad. It's why they seethe about trannies grooming children one moment but then voraciously defend their pedophile-in-chief the next.
The bacon being cancerous thing seems intuitively true. The bacon has stuff that alters flesh. It makes it pink and preserves it. Can't be food for your insides, cannit?
>>21878841You are all dogs. This man will go on as usual.
>>21882732>Rightoids don't care about facts and reality.>t. picrel
>>21882871>has to respond with a contrived strawman image because he knows i'm rightHope your pedo cult leader sees this bro
>>21882947Hope you finally take your meds and stop obsessing over "muh liderul nahtzees under muh bed"
>>21882964>s-stop reminding me i voted for a pedo! t-take your meds!Lol
>>21882732"Rightoids" don't believe Trump is a pedo. I don't know if he is, maybe he is. I stopped supporting that sleazebag after the Billy Bush leak.But when was the last time "leftoids" cared about child grooming and molestation that didn't involve Trump? Kids watching men in thongs twerking at a pride parade? Fine. Pizzagate? Nothing to see here. Explicit sex scenes in books for kids? How dare you remove that from school libraries? Biden sniffing and groping kids, pinching 8 year old Maria Piacese's nipple? Let's pretend that didn't happen. Ashley Bidens diary? Children smuggled across the border by coyotes? All the other people mentioned in the Epstein files, including email and video evidence? Crickets. Not a peep from leftists. You didn't even care that Trump himself was friends with Epstein when Trump was a Democrat.Every time you call Trump a pedo you just remind everyone what horrific lying hypocrites you are.
>>21880953>>21880959>>21880989SAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSS!!!!!!
>>21880371>anecdotal evidence is empiricalLOL. LMAO even. Go be retarded somewhere else.
>>21883157>>21883574Why wouldn't you wanna vote for someone who in other words is as normal as anyone can be?A true everyman o7.
>>21879374That's not Bacon. That's just pork belly.>>21879014Even the bacon marketed as "uncured" is cured to an extent.
>>21880371>he thinks empirical facts are neutralAnon I...
>>21881430>if there are no nitrates or nitritesThere are. That’s the point of adding celery juice, it’s a particularly nitrate rich vegetable product (all vegetables decay into nitrates and nitrites in varying amounts). Normal curing salt is mineral in origin, but it makes no difference for your health as it will still form the nitrosamines that give you cancer.
>>21883581>anecdotal evidence is empiricalYes. They are synonyms. The type of knowledge that transcends personal experience is scientific knowledge.
>>21878686i eat bacon every fuckin morningi'm still fit and besides, if i eat enough bacon that it kills me, i win!!!!imagine avoiding meat candy due to fear by some government agency...holy shit
>>21878686>WHOI eat even more bacon
>>21878686>wanting to live foreverlql
>>21878686Really old news. If I remember correctly, its based off a study that found a small increase in the probability that some people will develop butthole cancer. There's one about oranges increasing the chance of developing melanoma by like 10% or something in some people. Stupid and gay fearmongering bullshit.I worked in a retirement home that was full of 80 and 90 year old men and women who ate bacon, sausage, eggs for breakfast every day and roast beef and potatoes every night for dinner.
>>21878686The WHO, like the UN, is antiwhite.
>>21883836It wasn't a study per se but an opinion piece authored by vegetarian ideologues that ignored inconvenient evidence. The one rational person on the committee authored a critique I linked here >>21880389
>>21881415>>21878911Kosher taboos were still published in every version of the Bible until the 1900s. And no, they weren't considered "ceremonial", that's revisionist history jotted down decades after the fact. Jews and bankers changed the law in Bibles in order to justify force-feeding hundreds millions of Christians and other noahides pork and shellfish — which the Abrahamic God considers to be the most unclean. Most especially around WWII, when beef and chicken were in short supply. Ethiopians are the most accurate living successor to the original Christian churches. They have the most books in their Bible, and they have the most archaeological evidence to back up their history. Beautiful illuminated manuscripts and incredibly fascinating carved churches in Lalibela.>>21879011Ethiopia is actually one of the largest producers of wheat in the world as of 2025. The reason why there are famines even now is because of geopolitical instability a la the Tigray wars — so because of US meddling, like we always do everywhere. You're just out of touch, and probably an obnoxious racist to boot.
>>21883959I’m a racist but I’m not obnoxious.
>classifying a thing as a carcinogen just because it causes cancer sometimes
>>21883836>There's one about oranges increasing the chance of developing melanomaiirc that is mostly the grapefruit, which is well known for its pharmacoligal effects.
>>21881415>it was impossible to find pork products in Scotlandnot true at all. read the wiki, its not because of kosher and its always been popular in ireland and the rest of the uk
>>21878719This is the same organization that claims circumcision is a beneficial, healthy procedure.
>>21878905Unironically just make it yourself if you have a smoker. I'll make about 3 slabs then freeze them until I need them for use then slice it up with a deli slicer. Homemade bacon is noticeably less salty and has a cleaner taste. Homemade bacon makes elite level BLTs especially when paired with garden fresh heirlooms.
>>21883965You're actually a mindless homunculus with no thoughts that are your own. A puppet with invisible strings.
>>21884039>t. darkie mcpoopskin
>>21880552>>21880880you should get a bullet in your stupid fucking head.
>>21878686By the who?
>>21883997I'm sorry, did someone make fun of your pet negroes?
>>21884197Uh-huh, cute counterpoint — just put the fries in the bag, man. :)
>>21883653>The type of knowledge that transcends personal experience is scientific knowledge.Nah even that's wrong. Nothing transcends personal experience, because everything has to be interpreted through personal experience. That "scientific study" with its elite evidences? Yeah you had to read that with your own five senses, interpret from your perspective (or worse, have someone else interpret it for you and then take their word for it) and then trust that it's reliable as second hand evidence verified by someone else's five senses (and likely then verified by another person's five senses.)
>>21882390
>>21878686Trump won
>>21878686ive been eating like 2/3rds of a kg of bacon a week now for a while. i get a slab of "cooking bacon" since its cheap and lasts a century in the fridge and putting that in pasta and stuff as a poofagim about to have bacon in my stir fryhow fucked am i /ck/?
>>21878686what about turkey bacon?
>>21884621>Yeah you had to read that with your own five sensesmy favourite part of a scientific study is the taste
>>21883985>not because of Kosherdidn't say it had anything to do with Jewish dietary law>popular in the rest of the UKprecisely. back then, regionalism was much more acute. Scotland still had an identity as its own society and culture. and one of the things the English recognised as distinct about Scottish culture was the Scottish aversion to pork.
>>21880412>"incels">avatarfagging with Kitagawasounds like he hit the nail on the head
>>21881413the train of thought was, yeah it's a bad idea to gather in large numbers, for instance Mardi Gras was one of the big explosive events for the US. But the difference between Mardi Gras and a protest is one is just festival while the other is using your natural rights. Blatant stepping on the Constitution used to get you called a commie and a faggot.
>>21886987the upper classes still ate it, the lower classes probably stuck to sheep because they're easier to raise in hilly environments thus cheaper, just like in Wales
>>21887267a week before st fentanyl they were calling protesters domestic terrorists
>>21887283and? That's commie shit.
>>21883652there's actual uncured bacon without celery addedmeaning there's no nitrates or nitrites addedbecause it's just meat