What are your favorite low carb diet foods?for me it's crustless pizza.
Deep fried lard is my diet food of choice.
>>21880489>1200 calories of cheese and meatAt least its low carb!
>>21880504Kek
>>21880489Sometimes I like to hold my legs in the air using my bed as a brace and see if I can hit the back of my throat and swallow it all without choking
Pork belly.
Why you guys are low or zero carbs? I'm only curious. I understand avoiding very processed carbs of course.
>>21880489Cheese in a bowl with meat.
>Carbs = bad!
>>21880534too many carbs is bad
Meat cheese eggs
>>21880538What about too much fat?
>>21880538too many are bad yes, this is why you have them in moderation tardo
>>21880566no shit fag
>>21880489>a disgusting tub of oily cheese and meati'd rather just eat a pork chop or something
>>21880580neat.
>>21880489Chaffles are pretty good.
>>21880489That would make a good wrap if you slapped it in a burrito skin.
>>21880505Yes, and it will keep you satisfied for 9 hours, whereas 1,200 calories of real pizza might sate you for 2 hours.You'll never understand because you're deliberately unwilling to.
>>21880544You'll grow full and tired of eating fat before you can eat too much for you. As long as you're not eating carbs, that is.
>>21880489Are you from Chicago?
>>21880489when I did keto it was a lot of fish and broccoli, always lemon pepper seasoned. eggs, sausage, bacon on occasion
>>21880538for lazy genetic weaklings like you yeah
>>21880526because you never get a feeling of full from eating carbs. you can eat or drink carbs all day long and you will never get the revulsion response that comes from a feeling of fullness.fat makes you feel full, and when you eat too much of it your brain tells you to stop by making you feel revulsion.
>>21880950>1,200 calories of real pizza might sate you for 2 hours.1200 calories of pizza is about 4 slices of pepperoni, mushroom and onion from a large pizza. dude... if you don't feel sated buy that for at least 6 hours... something is very wrong with you.source: I deconstructed a purchased pizza and figured out how many calories are in it per gram. FYI it's about 2.35 calories per gram.
>>21881989sure big guy. come put your calories in my gram
>>21881992your mom likes the calories I feed her.
>>21881997I love watching my mother get larger
>>21881997correct because it's not a lot and she does feel full (satisfied)
>>21882000she's a repeat customer.
>>21882003well she is lesbian so yeah
>>21882007>well she is lesbianor so she told you... my homies and I know better.
>>21880534>>21880538How can Mediterranean diet and low carb both get shilled as the healthiest? Mediterranean has a fuck ton of carbs.
>>21880489>for me it's crustless pizza.Literally howmst? Is a ramekin required?
>>21880526For me it's the diabeetus. I've kept it under control for eight years via the keto diet. Unfortunately it's now been nine years and I've noticed lately that my blood glucose levels are hitting 170 so it looks like I'm gonna have to go on insulin. ;_;
>>21882047med diet also has vegetables, which fatties are afraid of. they thing med diet is just drinking a lot of olive oil and eating entire plates of feta.
>>21883051instead of dough, put cooked burger meat in the bottom of a bowl dish or whatever then sauce and cheese and add whatever toppings you like and cook it until the cheese is melted and browned a little. More of a casserole I guess.
>>21883079Much appreciated! I wonder if I can find an eight inch disk of pepperoni? Or larger of course.
>>21881983Carbs are very filling to me
I eat cajun chicken drumsticks a lot they're so yum and I'm a gymfag so they're good for gains too.
>>21884627>I'm a gayfagftfy
>>21880489>bro just eat this meat, cheese and ranch dressing>your LDL will go up to 300 but high cholesterol is actually good for youhow do these brainlets survive the day?
Have you ever noticed how unhinged and mentally ill dieters are? Almost to a man they're just utterly fucking mentally ill
>>21885261they will do ANYTHING rather than count calories and only lose 1-2kg a month.They qant fast results and then go back to living like fat fucksSo they contrive new snake oil constantly
>>21885378If someone says that they're on such a strange diet in particular, I know that something has gone really wrong in their lives
>>21885257>if I eat this pizza without the crust it's the most unhealthy thing ever>meat and cheese is unhealthystfu fag
>>21880489I make a big ass bowl of minced meat, with some diced bell peppers and onions. Mix in some cheese. And I just eat it with lettuce and some spicy mayo.Fucking great meal.
>>21880489ah, pepperoni.the archetypal diet food
>>21885261>>21885378>>21885391Because they are the exact opposite of what they are trying to achieve.If you want to lose weight, you just stop eating the shit that makes you fat.If you go "on a diet", you always notice how they make replicas of all of that shitty fat food that got them fat in the first place."guilt free brownies" where it's like, made with vegan butter and soy milk or gluten free flour and honey instead of sugar"low carb donuts" or "keto mac and cheese"they're still eating fat slob food just calling it something elsegoing on a "diet" is fatspeak for "i'm still not going to exercise, oink oink."
>>21880950>whereas 1,200 calories of real pizza might sate you for 2 hoursAlright MovieBlob
>>21885619Thats not what a diet is, retard. Is your mom fat or something? Get a grip
>>21885628shut the fuck up lardass
>>21885628did i hit a nerve fatty
>>21885618>IS THAT FOUR? FOUR! PEPPERONIS?
>>21885688shut up fat
>>21880538Well, yeah. That's what "too many" means.
>>21883079id probably add chopped cauliflower to pad out the food and do a mix of hamburger and ground sausage
How fat do you have to be to pretend carbs don't fill you up? I don't understand
>>21885999suck me, numb nuts.
>>21886050some people digest carbs better than others. if you're someone who doesn't digest them as well they can lead to overeating.
>>21886050They also act like they have to eat as soon as they feel anything less than full or they're literally starving to death and they feel weak and faint.
>>21880489If it doesn't have crust it's not pizza. That's like calling cobb salad a breadless ham sandwich. There are plenty of other fantastic dishes that you could eat instead that would taste better because the toppings of pizza are meant to have the crust there too.>>21880950>1,200 caloriesThat's a whole fucking pizza. You need to eat again in two hours after an entire large pizza? No wonder your diet solutions are 'hmmmm what sorts of greasy meat and cheese can I shove into my mouth today?" How about just fucking east less.
>>21885619I understood this when i had to start a near zero fat diet for cholecystitis (gallbladder disease). There is no compromise if the consequence of eating fat is severe pain for several hours. They CAN diet properly but they don't really want to. They want it to be easy and give up essentially nothing.
>>21880489Lmao, I want to see the type of person who unironically eats this.
>>21886234I'm having it for dinner.
>>21886236no good bloodsuckerFAT motherfucker now look who's in trouble
>>21885257My cholesterol levels dropped after I went on a keto diet, but you do you.
>>21886239I could bend you over and fuck you and there is nothing you could do about it.
>>21880950>satisfiedHow fat are you that you need to be "satisfied" all the time. Weak pussy.
>>21880489Bbc sauce. It's fucking packed with all natural high quality easily digestible protein. And the dark meat it comes out of is mostly muscle
>>21886274I could do something about it by giving you the best pleasure you've ever felt in your entire worthless life but that'll never happen because if you tried it I'd beat you to death.
>>21886436I'm not doing it for pleasure, fagboy.
>>21881989>something is very wrong with youyeah and these low carb recipes are for people who have something wrong with them like poor impulse control, thanks for your input genius
>>21880526I'm not low or zero carb personally, but I did it back in college when I wanted a diet I could drink on, and I legitimately lost like 20 lbs drinking whiskey, eating meat, cheese, and eggs, slathering shit in ranch dressing, and it was amazing. My buddy's dad lost 60 lbs, my mom lost 35 (and she has a gluten intolerance and was actually doing great). The only downside for me is that at a certain point, my mouth just felt like an oil slick no matter how much I brushed or whatever.If I ever did it again, I'd try to add in more low carb vegetables and shit where possible. But instead I just CICO and exercise when I need to shed some lbs.
>>21886609Of course you're not. Robot.
>>21885619When I diet, I don't do this shit at all. I eat loads of healthier foods. But, that said, my biggest problem is boozing. So my "diet" is really mostly putting down the bottle for a few months and making up for the weight I put on from beer and shit.
Steak. Rare. Eggs. Scrambled. Half broccoli (boiled) and half Brussel sprouts (roasted).Wash it down with a glass of milk. Ketchup on the eggs.
Into the oven they go.
>>21886680Is she about a size 16?
>>21886680>Into the oven they gohopefully you're Jewish
>>21886689I dunno 8 oz cooked ground beef, 4 oz mozz cheese, 1/4 cup sauce, a few pepperoni's and some sliced ham and a couple of sausage crumbles. Looking forward to trying this out.
>>21886695no you don't
>>21886697
>>21885437>he thinks eating pizza is okay when doing ketobrain damage too apparently
>>21886698Unbased go to retard that goes to a brown person person. I'm whiter than you think faggot. You just fucking suck. Sorry.
>>21886708Are you brain damaged?
>>21886708
>>21886680hot out of the oven
>>21886258How fat were you before keto?
>>21886711not him but yes i am
>>21886715Delicious will make again.
>>21880489breadless BLT
>>21886680>>21886715>>21886722based faggot that actually took pics of food that he cooked.
>>21886731lol I only made it because I ordered the Don Pepino pizza sauce off of amazon and this thread has been up for ages. Still prefer Dei Fretelli, but it's still a 9/10 pizza sauce. Needs oregano.
>>21880489I wouldn't obsess over that shit and everything in moderation but I would slow cooked beef ribs and slaw>>21880538too much water is bad also retard
>>21886764>too much water is badYou are really grasping at straws to call someone else a retard, while having the brain and understanding of a nigger.
I tried this kind of thing in my mid twenties. I used to eat fried vegetables and fried eggs a lot. As for a favourite, that'd be barbecue.
>>21880526Carbs make me sleepy and tired. It's unbearable during the day.
>>21886717About 275lb, dropped to 250lb on keto. Couldn't get my weight to budge below that despite a carefully measured 1300 kcal/day diet.
>>21886654Me too. I eat fairly well and cycle but I drink 4–6 pints of beer and half a bottle of wine a day. When I don't drink, the weight just falls off.
>>21887127yeah keto works great for rapid weight loss but shouldn't be a permanent diet.
>>21886715Kind of a noodle-less lasagna then
>>21887127You must've been missing or underestimating calories somewhere. Or I suppose it's possible if you were exercising then you could've built a bit of muscle while losing fat so your weight would stay the same.
>>21886179Hope you're doing better that sounds horrible
nobody likes my crash fad diet of only eating every four days
