my salad’s here
>>21880712EPIC SALAD, BRO
>>21880712RIP to OP's colon
>>21880726Damn he looks so young now and back then he looked like such an adult.
>>21880712>tfw my best friend made a fast food lasagna with his girlfriends friends and didnt invite mei never forgave him
>>21880786You were younger.
>>21880712>sir, you appear to have dropped flakes of lettuce and 1/6 of a tomato into my salad.
>>21880712why the heck is there rabbit food in my salad? GAR SAWN!!!!!!!!!!
>>21880712enjoy your hypertension
>>21880712Americans really think this counts as salad lol
>>21881864I see veg underneath
>>21881864foreigners really can’t comprehend pork salad?
>>21881932No. What is it?
>>21880712I just want to put all that on a pizza.
>>21881864Isn't this a German thing?
>>21881864If vegans can call a roasted cauliflower a "steak", we can call a bowl of meat a salad.
>>21880786You were probably like 8 when you watched it. Little zoom zoom.
>>21880712That is not a salad
MMMMM SO HEALTHY WHO NEEDS FIBER NOT ME LOL I SHIT ONCE EVERY NEW MOON
>>21880712jesus
>>21880712Why does this piece of meat have two different colors?
>>21882504It doesnt
>>21881864No, an American salad must be at least 50% mayo.
>>21882504its been perfectly aged in the bottom of a fridge for a week before serving
>flashback: middle school>stuck with dumb bitch i hate>anorexic>dumb bitch keeps insulting (my lack of) food and going on about how she eats healthy>specifically salads>shows me her salad>it's a bowl of shredded cheddar cheese with fake bacon bits and ranch>like, entirely. nothing else at all.>argues with me about how she's losing weight eating healthy like this and if i really want to get smaller i need to not starve myself for three days and eat healthy like her>mfw (there is no facial reaction for this)she couldn't add 4+7 btw.
>>21880712MEAT SALAD
>>21882504We deserve hell
>>21881595Being friends with incels give girls the ick
>>21882504>this user is underage
>>21882504It's folded and the light is hitting it differently. Or you're referring to the fat. Either way, you might be retarded.
>>21882504It’s extremely processed.
>>21880712yeesh
>>21882076Aye, fair enough
>>21883194>having a gf in middle schoolYou don't belong here.
>>21881864That's a German salad. Legitimately
>>21880712I see vegetables buried underneath. What you do is, you take a huge Tupperware container, pour in all of that plus the dressing, shake shake shake.
>>21880712I love meat
>>21882504Oxidation from the meat sitting all day
Anyone got the thumbnail for a Jack on the Go vid where it's a salad completely covered in thousand island dressing and there's a hard boiled or two sticking out. It's looks like a plate of vomit.
>>21880712Who eats stuff like this?
>>21885463(pssst! it's supposed to be written by a woman who herself was an anorexic middle schooler. what you mean is: >being a girl in middle schoolYou don't belong here.)
>>21887298men. sorry you don't know any
>>21880712That's not a salad. It's a charcuterie that's been thrown on top of each other instead of neatly organized
>>21880712That's no salad. It's a space station.
>>21880712That's no salad. It's an incest.
