cumin paprika olive oil pickling salt kale garlic zucchini yellow onion blended peppers lean ground turkey ginger red lentils seaweed steel-cut oats and filtered water. God bless
>>21881580kys
>>21881580Third world poverty slop
>>21881580God bless.
>>21881580looks like shit. god bless.
>>21881580God Bless bros I think everything is gonna be alright
>>21881580Oh shit op are we back? Is this how it is with you? You vacillate drastically between super healthy and super unhealthy?
>>21882141You spelled Appearing wrong
>>21882145that's because that poster is unironically retarded
>>21882141 (Dead)>the illiterate yapping tard deleted his postlollmao
>>21881580That looks absolutely foulGod bless
>>21882144Quite a grasp of the situation there, anon. This "healthy" will not last long. He's kicking this thread off hoping to keep some momentum, but I predict pizza within seven days. And OP is very much due for a Koala Krispies and Monkey Munch soak and freeze fest. Of course we hope he will find health. He just refuses to eat normally. He's 110mph or stop. He's not going to eat sensibly. He's already back to OMAD mixtures of oats and lentils boiled into mush. He'll be whaling out again within days. It's sad but it's what we've been seeing for over a year.
Mental asylum canteen slop
>>21881667thank you for the blessing, you too>>21881673ya gwyneth wised me up>>21882126thank you for the blessing, you too>>21882126aiming to increase the former and reduce the latter, using some advice given here
>>21882288just lift heavy things. You still might be a bit flabby but at least your building core strength. A dirty bulk is still a bulk.
>>21881580You ever have some bread on the side with your soups? God bless.
>>21883071That might represent an actual meal. OP doesn't eat those. He either pigs out on junk or limits himself to the single barfbowl. Nothing will ever change. Why don't you get that? Just more empty promises from OP who knows damn well he loves this rollercoaster. He gets to experience the hedonistic greasy carb and sugars fest and then feel like he's repairing everything with the kitchen-sink bowl of bare minimum calories and essential vitamins. And when he cheats he just looks ahead to these times of repair, which are more and more fleeting as he becomes more accustomed to just eating badly all the time. Same as it ever was.
>>21881580God bless!
> lentil soup mentioned Genesis 25:29-34
>>21882379good call>>21883071this sounded good. thank you for the blessing, you too>>21883401>>21883496thank you for the blessings, you too
fried eggs olive oil garlic yellow onion cumin paprika pickling salt zucchini kale blended peppers toast ginger red lentils seaweed steel-cut oats filtered water and motts garden cocktail. God bless
>>21883608That's gross, OP. As it always is.
It's getting boring to see this shit, get a new hobby
>>21881648god bless>>21881666Checked. God bless.>>21881669god bless>>21882148god bless>>21882160god bless>>21882169God bless.>>21882258god bless>>21882288Checked. Hail hitler. Kate Hikes. god bless>>21883495god bless>>21883626godbless
>>21883675Just tossing in some hidden antisemitism there with your lordly blessings?Jesus was a fucking Jew, you stupid hypocrite.
>>21883747Noe hee isnte youe disingenuouse fucke
>>21883747He is the KING of the jews, have some respect for him, rabbi.
>>21883831>rabbiLike they use the internet and go on 4chan to discuss jesus with retarded incels in the middle of the night.
>>21883833>inbred unaware of timezonesCan't make this shit up.
>>21883834yeh actual retards lack self awareness its kinda sad
>>21883834The time of day isn't really the point. It's that a church leader would be doing this at all. And you think I'M the dumb one. This place sucks.
>>21883857>in the middle of the night>The time of day isn't really the point>And you think I'M the dumb one. Can't make this shit up.
>>21883864It's a small part of the point. The bigger part you seem to be purposely avoiding. You have selective vision. And you're a fucking moron. Most conspiratard hatemongers are.
>>21883675fpbp>>21883747IDFiltered
>>21883886Back to /pol/ with you. This is the food and cooking board. I know you think "they" are part of everything, but it's not true. You need to get offline a while and maybe become deradicalized. They have camps for that.
>>21883882>implying rabbis have never been caught posting on 4chinz>every post is dumber than the previous oneCan't make this shit up.
>>21883608Looking healthy!
>>21883608God bless
>>21881580This doesn't actually look as horrible as usual.
>>21883747it was an ironic shitpost, because of the digits.
>>21884438>descends into even greater retardation than anyone expectedCan't make this shit up.
>>21884441Can't make this shit up.
>>21884460Finally clicked, huh? Took a minute, but you got it. Nice work.
>>21884438well put
>>21884464One would think that you could make this shit here up. But you can't. People are actually as stupid and insane as you are. Can't make it up.
>>21884471>turns out to be even more retarded than previously thoughtCan't make this shit up.
>>21884475You have made it up. You make everything up. Your world is bullshit and you believe in fake issues. But keep posting your faggy catchphrase. Maybe you can convince yourself that pushing back against bigotry is retarded. But you're not swaying anyone else. You really are quite edgy though. You're enjoying your free speech rights to the fullest. Whether you believe any of what you post or not. I'm betting on 'not'.
>>21884488Checked.
>>21884488checked, you've been blessed with the antiseptic number>>21884501fpbp
>>21884531F does not stand for "this", samefag cunt.
>>21881580God bless>>21882145>>21882156What a fucking RETARD
>>21883675thank you for the blessing, you too>>21884126thank you for the compliment>>21884170thank you for the blessing, you too>>21884749thank you for the blessing
>>21884749, you too*
God bless
>>21885224What did I tell you?!?He's already back! LOLOLOLOff to the races
>>21885224God bless
>>21883608this really looks like vomit
>>21885643OP is canadian
>>21885224OP please be careful of the heavy salt then sweet seesaw, I really pray for your long term health and happiness
>>21885224>well doneWouldn't want to have a medium rare pizza.
>>21885224>garlic parmesan sauce + pineapple>no pizza sauce>pineapple>garlic
>two litres of root beerWhy, OP? Lord have mercy, why?
>>21885427thank you for the blessing, you too>>21886834thank you for the wise words and support, you too
root beer oatmeal
i think op does this just because he likes taking huge poops
>>21887106>>21887107-harf-
>>21887106>>21887107God bless
>>21887183Can't say anything nice about the food though.
>>21887106>>21887107>>21887109God bless.
Say what you want about OP, this is some creative stuff.
>>21888230>Mac and cheese and condiments, root beer cerealI made more creative and certainly more edible nonsense as a 16 year old stoner.Since maturing I cannot sanction OP's buffoonery. Quit encouraging him.
>>21888230what is creative about throwing a bunch of clashing ingredients together and creating slop that looks like dog diarrhea? nothing he has made has ever been appetizing
>>21888282But he loves the "lord", so we should support him and give him endless slack and even compliments when we can. Support for a fellow religious anon is far more important than honesty or fair food criticism.
>>21888244That’s very nice of you not to impose sanctions
>>21887183>>21887384thank you for the blessings, you too>>21888230thank you for the compliment
>>21888695WTF, OP? I thought you were going to turn a corner into new territory and start eating better. Are you unable to do it? Why don't you even try it? Just eat normally. Three times a day. At least twice. See what happens.
>>21888282>clashing ingredientsVariety is the spice of life as they say.
hey, curse you fatass christcuck, I hope you die of fatness
gob less u
>>21888695>>21888875thank you for the blessings, you too
>>21887106Wow.
>>21888901Yeah, a shocking new low. I like root beer and I like oatmeal. But there's no fucking way I'd like root beer oatmeal. I'm a little sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Then there's that photo. Did he really eat it? Could someone swallow a whole bowl of brown, super sweet oatmeal with that earthy, rooty, almost licorice flavor? That lumpy texture... Yuck!
>>21888695bless God
>>21888943thank you for the blessings, you too
>>21881580Are you a tadjik hoping to start noveua gulag cuisine and charge excessively for it? >Consommé de Botte>Filet de Rat des Champs>Tartare de Mystère
>>21885222checked, looks like god was here and he blessed>>21885224godbless>>21885427god bless>>21887103god bless>>21887106sounds creative god bless>>21887107god bless>>21888695god bless
>>21881580I'm not gonna judge how it tastes because I don't know. I'm still saving it as an example of /ck/ cooking, for when losers cricicize fine dining again.
>>21889695Don't forget to save this >>21886101Looks ten times worse than godblessbro
>>21888695Interesting how the Kraft and bean combo glistens. I’m thinking about making this
>>21889595God bless
>>21888875thank you for the blessing, you too>>21888943amen>>21889595thank you for the compliments. and thank you for the blessings, you too
this and next from earlier before i went to sleep
>>21890353Fuck you. You ate that cold, didn't you? You ate that solid fat floating there that's supposed to melt with heat.That's by far that foulest thing you've ever done, OP. Really.Do you see the yellowy fat globs? You're not meant to eat that cold!!So GROSS.At least I know you didn't enjoy it. You didn't enjoy it as you would have if you prepared it as intended. >>21890354>>21890357AND a whole cake, AND the same disgusting pizza order as before?You're legit insane. You are fucked up in the head, OP.
>>21890357that is a nice lookin' peetzer>>21890359this lady is gay
>>21890354what the fuckhow do you even turn cake mix into...that? can't you just do anything like a normal person?
>>21881580>>21887106
>>21890354Is this a calzone?
>>21890894Betty Crocker Calzone. LOL
>>21887107This looks better than the other weird foods
>>21890354wew lad
>>21890359room temp not out of the fridge>>21890364thank you for the compliment>>21890379with olive oil, no egg. baked 425f 8-10minutes then straight in the freezer>>21890894iced sheet cake>>21891023thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21891854>with olive oil, no egg. baked 425f 8-10minutes then straight in the freezerthe fuckyou're a fucking weirdo dude
>>21891889nta but if it's edible and enjoyable more power to him. when was the last time you made a cake boxed or otherwise?
>>21891896idk, like two months ago I made a cake from scratch? a boxed cake is not hard to make dude. and it's not just that, you only need to look at his other posts to see it's not an isolated incident, all of his food is fucking weird except for the pizzas he orders in. and like, not even just bad, but flat out bizarre. but the "cake" just sent me over the edge. you'd think if there's ONE thing he could do normally, it would be a boxed cake where you literally have step by step instructions and are essentially just assembling pre-measured ingredients. it's the easiest thing in the world. but no. he has to do some weird ass substitutions to make it some fucking pancake ass shit, because of course he does. and then to top it off, it has to go in the freezer. WHY DOES HE FREEZE ALL OF HIS FUCKING FOOD BEFORE EATING IT? IT'S FUCKING WEIRD MAN. IT'S JUST WEIRD AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING OTHERWISE I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT NORMAL.
>>21891910>WHY DOES HE FREEZE ALL OF HIS FUCKING FOOD BEFORE EATING IT?To store it for later would be my assumption. I think the weird substitution he did with the cake is he just didn't bake it on a proper pan or sheet at a controlled temperature. It was a cake baked in haste with no controlled steps or any bullshit.
this one wasn't good unheated
>>21891862You need to show the picture after it's hot and in the bowl.
>>21891910He has rotten teeth. I'd think the cold would hurt more but maybe it's like an ice pack on a sprain or something. He's clearly just nuts. He's eating things in ways that deliberately taste worse than they should. He doesn't improve things, he ruins them. He really hates himself. You can tell by the way he treats his body. >>21892253Duh.>>21892254Get new paper.>>21892255Finally, you ate ONE thing as intended. No bullshit condiments or freezer time.
>>21892586>Finally, you ate ONE thing as intended.Some how I think they're going to show up again with crushed bar-b-q ruffles and some of those canned dumplings mixed in.
>>21892253Was it good heated?
>>21891921>To store it for later would be my assumptionyou would be wrong. he freezes all sorts of shit right before eating it. it's not just the cake.
>>21892963I'm glad I'm not the only one who's aware of what's going on with this guy. Once anyone is, it's hard to not pay attention. Because what's he gonna do next?The freezing is definitely the weirdest part.
>>21881580fridge cleanout day?
>>21893236More like colon cleanout day.
....because it looks like shit.
>>21890354kinda reminds me of the olive oil based cookies the italians love >>21890357looks good please ration that 2L rootbeer well. god bless>>21891858not bad looking chili mac>>21892255you could mix some frankfurters in (crisp them up in the microwave if you dare!), broccoli (your body will thank you), still looks good. god bless
>>21893529>please rationIt's already long gone. It made OATMEAL, you fucking supportive idiot. He's not going to eat actual broccoli. Not unless it came freeze-dried in some Rice-a-Roni mix he aims to fuck up somehow. Or if he bought some he'd boil it up with "laird" lentils and beans and oats and pickling salt (specifically pickling salt) with "a broth" of a bunch of nonsense and V-8, which he calls Mott's Cocktail. It does NOT look good, there is no god, and you will not be blessed.
>>21887107>>21888695>>21891858I hate to say it but I would eat that>>21890354what the fuck man
OP, is your name Tom Pearl by chance?
>>21883608
>>21893793op's name is tom DIAMOND
>>21893529thank you for the compliments. and thank you for the blessings, you too>>21893606thank you for the compliment
from earlier before sleeping
>>21893876pure insanity.god bless.
>>21893937thank you for the blessing, you too
no name pepperoni pizza. best before june 4 2020. ice rinsed off in sink, no burn flavor
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068Jesus fucking Christ......
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068kys
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068god bless
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068oh my lord
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068based
>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068gob less uthat 567g bag of crumbled bacon...
>>21893876thank you for not cooking the macaroni with the fanta
>>21894254Don't give him any fucking ideas.
Thought it was a giant cookie... my disappointment is immeasurable.
>>21894105thank you for the blessings, you too>>21894117thank you for the compliments>>21894205thank you for the blessings, you too>>21894254that'd be interesting
3 eggs and bacon bits fried in olive oil with blended peppers, toasted bun with ketchup. God bless
>>21895074Have a vegetable, you fat fucking piece of shit.
>>21893537your crying could probably fuel a massive industrial complex or four, it's impressive but the energy is wasted on trite matters>>21893876god bless>>21894063>>21894064>>21894068god bless>>21895074peppers and eggs? That's what I shoulda had. god bless
>>21895204he said it has peppers on it bro
>>21895074Looks pretty good, god bless
>>21895271thank you for the blessings, you too>>21895295thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
broccoli peppers and olive oil in the kraft dinner
>>21895758Ah, health food. You did it.
>>21895758god bless, nice broccoli pepper olive oil mac n cheese
>>21895758What a gluttonous meal. Just the worst processed fatty carby junk.And the soda looks warm too. Of course you'd eat frozen cereal, chilled raviolis, and drink warm Dr. Pepper. If there was an image that summed up the exact opposite of healthy food, you'd have it right there. They could just put a big red slash through it in an ad targeting the obese. And then show actual broccoli and fruits and carrots and leaves as a stark contrast to your meal. You must feel both lethargic and energized after eating that. And if you don't burn it off it's stored as fat. And you'll be wanting more soon. That kind of food doesn't give your body anything it needs so you'll be hungry before long. You need some ice cream bars and a lot of jars of cereal now. Can you still get the that peppermint candy cane ice cream?
>>21895758team christcuck obesity let's fucking go!
>>21895758Because mac and cheese needs oil added to it also. You just keep going. haha, I can't believe you keep going with it
>>21895814thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
chickpeas bacon bits onion garlic and broccoli, filtered water pickling salt cumin ginger paprika and olive oil. God bless
>>21896658God bless
>>21896658I've been eating a lot of sloppas lately and yours always look kinda good. My favorite so far has been congee, you should make that soon
>>21896909There is no such dish as a "sloppa". That's the least clever comic strip I've ever seen.
>>21896668thank you for the blessing, you too>>21896909thank you for the compliment
kraft dinner with bacon
with peppers
>>21897289My brother in Christ, whenever you say something is "with peppers" I only manage to spot miniscule specks of red. What amount of peppers do you actually put in there?God Bless
>>21897286how crispy was that bacon?
>>21897286>>21897289I knew that people (mostly Americans) actually just eat like this full time. But I've never actually seen anyone do it. This dude's body is BEGGING for some nutrients and whole foods. But he can't see it because his brain is clouded by junk endorphins and physical depression. And he just follows this up with more, and with sugar soda. And he gains weight and becomes more lethargic.
>>21897300dont like the texture of them boiled but its good flavor and need the vitamin c. i blend them up and freeze a sheet of it, break off chunks as it goes>>21897306perfect. baked and added
lean ground turkey red onion red lentils garlic kale zucchini filtered water pickling salt cumin paprika ginger and olive oil. God bless
>>21897300+thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21898214This is very avant-garde
>>21882144>You vacillate drastically between super healthy and super unhealthy?story of my life
>>21896658this one looks ok
>>21898214How long are you going to use that strip of paper, you crazy fucking idiot?
>>21898231>>21898254thank you for the compliments
>>21892884it was ok. added onion soup mix was good
with peppers dill and onion soup mix. ketchup later on
>>21898214very niceGod bless
>>21898644how is it possible for something to be so grayit's like, how much more gray could it be
>>21898644>>21898645CAn you keep writing the date by hand?Thanks and God bless.
>>21892578>implying he heats it up or puts it in a bowl
>>21898212>blended peppers frozen in sheetsLmao, god bless.
>>21899053He must be stopped. He doesn't do anything normally and it's getting worse. This shit with the paper strips is really fucking nuts. I can't be the only one who wants to throttle the shit out of this guy and just shake him and yell "BE NORMAL!! Stop doing fucking science experiments and eating like a fat madman!!"I want OP to die. Or to just stop posting. This is all a slap in the face to normalcy. OP greatly offends in multiple ways.
Buying a couple boxes of Kraft out of respect. God bless
>>21899711Respect for what? Not your dignity. Certainly nothing about OP, whom no one respects.
mashallah brother
>>21898656thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too>>21899043ya forgot to write the new one. thank you for the blessing, you too>>21899053thank you for the blessing, you too>>21899711nice, enjoy. and thank you for the blessing you too>>21899811thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21899684>thus spoke Caiaphas
chopped bread fried in olive oil garlic and pickling salt
kraft dinner with broccoli and peppers. God bless
>>21899851i think those are called croutons
>>21899856God bless.
OP if you're serious about your health and weight then why not eat fruits and vegetables? They don't even have to be raw. You can make an amazing pudding by steaming a few mashed bananas, an apple, and some ground cinnamon. No sugar needed.
>>21899851Thanks for specifying that it's pickling salt. That's very important to note.
>>21899854You're a fucking disgrace to food and cooking.
>>21899866I'm not sure where you got the notion that OP is serious about his health and weight. Does any of this look like someone who gives a flying fuck how enormous and unhealthy he becomes?Not to me. He may have pretended to be trying to achieve something many months ago, but since before Thanksgiving he's been shamelessly consuming and obsessively posting really the worst food a person can eat. Thankfully he doesn't post prep photos. He's the one anon here that I don't want to see more, I want to see less.
>>21899863thank you for the blessing, you too>>21899866banana pudding and apple cinnamon pudding sound amazing>>21899892you're welcome. it's the one with the least pollutants and cheap, but coarse
kraft dinner with bacon and eggs
frozen bread and rootbeer
>>21900321nigga what
obesity christcuckery is truly the most based denomination
>>21900335FROZEN BREAD AND ROOTBEERGOD BLESS
>>21900321god bless
it just gets worse
>>21900321God bless ya king
>>21900348So wait the bread is frozen or the rootbeer? Did you freeze root beer soaked bread im confuse.
>>21900318Would demolish several plates of this
>>21900321
>>21900646It's not technically a bad combination, but the texture could use some work.
>>21898212whats with all the fucking frozen soda..what the fuck man
>>21900646God bless
>>21900321top jej
>>21899856Have you tried adding the dried seaweed to your drinks to make some kind of ocean rootbeer? What if you froze it?
>>21900672It looks nasty. Egg works in pasta if it's boiled and chopped (sometimes) or tempered like carbonara. Not fucking scrambled and like chunks of cottage cheese.
>>21900830You know he's going to make that now. Why did you suggest it? Sick bastard. I can't wait for him to do it though.
>>21900317>it's the one with the least pollutantsoh yeah, gotta make sure your salt is as pure as possible while you're guzzling gallons of soda and eating kraft dinner and pizza pops by the truckload. don't want any of those pesky polluted salts though.
>>21900904Yes egg is better as a standalone ingredient and he should've cooked it separately. But it looks like he tried to cook it with all of that other shit on the plate which would've been okay if he were using the eggs as an emulsifier like in a pastry. In which case he didn't use enough egg. Or at least not enough yolk for the lecithin.
>>21898214did you intend for this to be a really artsy photo or was it by chance?>>21900321oh, no
>>21900919he was considerate enough to specify what kind of salt he was using. He cares about (You) and wants you to be informed
>>21900362>>21900426thank you for the blessings, you too>>21900594breads out of the freezer, rootbeer out of the fridge>>21900646thank you for the compliment>>21900724in there after they lost carbonation. good on bread or for oatmeals>>21900830the seaweed completely usurps the flavor of soups without ginger to combat it. would have to be maybe a peach ginger soda or something. nori gingerale
sloppy joes-lean ground turkey-olive oil-garlic-yellow green and red peppers and onion-cumin-paprika-pickling salt-motts garden cocktail low-sodium-ketchup-toasted buns
>>21881580The heat of God's blessing cooks the food.
>>21901438they're not very sloppygod bless
>>21900919Thank you. We need to keep this at the forefront. The fucking hypocrisy of OP. It's just off the charts. It's so silly that he cares AT ALL given the majority of his diet. It's so pointless to even bother. Frustrating to see someone living as he does.
>>21901438No one despises you more than me, OP. But that is maybe the second or third thing you've cooked ever that looks edible to me. Can't believe I'm saying it, but If you served me one of those I'd probably eat it. There is no praise higher.
>>21902020he probably omitted that he soaked the buns in dr. pepper beforehand
>>21902023lol, true
>>21901449through the physics of the stove, yes>>21901460thank you for the blessing, you too>>21902020thank you for the compliment
2 eggs some pickling salt and paprika in a bun and baked. with some ketchup and frozen peppers. God bless
>>21902373Could you even imagine buying fresh Ahi or salmon and making sushi rice and rolling some up?Why don't you ever do anything ambitious? I've never seen you eat any seafood or cuts of meat or even fried chicken on a bone. What is it about real food that's so unappealing to you? Just the work? The perceived extra cost? What you've spend on pizza deliveries could easily buy a few meals worth of nice stuff you could make. If you turned a page like that you could really impress the audience you've accrued.Of course you've accrued that audience BECAUSE you're a creature of habit (bad ones), so I'm not holding out hope for any changes. But I do think it'd be really fresh and cool if you just started blowing us away by making real food and giving a fuck what you put in your body.
>>21902371>>21902373God bless, king.
>>21902373Is this good? I really like seaweed salad and the seaweed in miso soup and was thinking of getting some the next time I go shopping.
>>21902409Not like that. You can get little snack packs of strips of it with sesame or soy sauce flavors. I don't know why he eats just the plain wrappers.
>>21902409The flavor to calorie ratio is unrivaled, so it's good for snacking when you're on a diet. That said, you're still chewing on dry ass sheets of nori, so I'd say it's ok, not great.
>>21902371you put the frozen peppers on after cooking it? so they're still frozen? what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>21902460lol, you must be new here. Strap in, this is only the beginning.
>>21902460he freezes everything. it's really bizarre.
>>21901438oh shit real food gods bless, looks good
>>21902397>making sushicali rolls dipped in some soysauce with a bit of wasabi in there is amazing>>21902403thank you for the blessings, you too>>21902409this western family brand one had more salt so it's better solo, but the oceans halo has the exact iodine content listed which is the point of it for me>>21902460didn't want to blend a new batch yet. the frozen bags of them feel like slugs when they're cooked, this was much more preferable>>21902774thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21903258>parmesan sauce>pineapple>extra garlic
>>21903258Oh boy here we go. OP please stick to the lentil slop. Please.
>>21903258god bless king
>>21903258>no tomato saucewoah.. that's incredibly disrespectful. tomato sauce is pretty much the only decent part of a pizza, and you go withoutnot good karma
>>21903258God bless.
>>21882144Yes he does. Giant pizza binges ice cream etc. I know things.
>>21882156He's always experimenting and tweaking his soupy slops.
>>21882156He's always tweaking and experimenting with his soupy slops. Op, explain your carrot cake.
>>21883369Nope. He eats meals like this most of the time.
>>21881580>on a plateI guess you can't afford bowls? God bless.
>>21903258God bless, king.
>sauceless pizzaOP, why not look into making your own focaccia? You can add whatever toppings you want and eat it without overpaying a pizza place.
>>21903868It's not sauceless, he got parmesan sauce instead of tomato sauce
>>21903258god bless
>>21903305>>21903691>>21903751>>21903757>>21904235thank you for the blessings, you too
from earlier before bed. didn't feel right till i had some
>>21903353*whoa
chopped cheese, toasted bun. extra lean ground beef with olive oil, pickling salt yellow onion. God bless
>>21903275This. What a god awful disgusting combination. Imagine fettucine alfredo with pineapple in it.
I cant even be bothered to hate-browse these threads anymore. it's just sad at this point man. get some help.
>>21904587people who write whoa instead of woah dont read write or speak enough in englishsoz m8
>>21904760You're trying to justify being wrong. Pretty sad that you're doubling down here.
>>21904590thank you for the blessings, you too King
Hi,God is real, get baptized, choose Jesus Christ to be your Lord. There are date cakes and raisin cakes in the bible.23 Obey the Lord and you will live a long life, content and safe from harm.Proverbs 18:23
>>21904986
>>21904968thank you for your blessing to me, you too>>21904986the best bible is the trees before they're killed and printed with human language, jesus preached God was above men. you can connect with them through the flow of atoms if you fully meditate. i believe they're a positive presence and their energy is good to experience
chopped cheese with extra lean ground beef and olive oil, pickling salt ketchup and mayo on toasted buns. one with dill. kraft dinner and peppers
>>21905063you're ridiculous. you can't preach this kind of thing while living the way that you do and expect to be taken seriously.
obese christcuck thread
My favourite thread on /ck/ right now.I haven't been as fascinated by someone since that one brilliant madman decided to perfect cooking steak in a microwave. God bless.
>>21905118Oh don't worry, no one takes him seriously. Even the true believers who support him with the blessings are disgusted, disappointed, and only hanging in out of solidarity because no one believes in god anymore.
>21905293You're wrong, stupid nigger.
>>21905296God bless, king.
>>21905297thank you for your blessing to me, you too
>>21905297>>21905301incel lordfag circlejerkNo one believes anymoreit's overit's been overand it was never real in the first placeDumb people unable to come to terms with their own self-awareness and the fact that they're just animals turn to the 'creator' stories to make them feel safe and comforted. Or they just were indoctrinated as children and never even used critical thinking, choosing instead to just blindly believe as they were told. "Faith" it's called. And it's what you trust when you don't use your brain. These are people who believe their intuitions before facts. Too bad. But at least you're identifiable as idiots off the bat.
>>21905325Cook something, incel. Two strikes: Believes in a "lord", never had sex.That's WHY, isn't it? This way you can pretend you're waiting for 'holy matrimony'. If only all women weren't slutty tattooed whores, right? You ate the pill, you know. You don't want to have sex with these modern godless sluts. LOLOL, what a fucking loser. Of course you're also a dumb racist.
>>21905064I like the vintage-logo pepsi can.God bless.
>>21905246These threads have the most hilariously asinine arguments too
>>21905835Yes. My favorites are the arguments that OP is NOT a disgusting, slovenly, weak failure. I don't see any other arguments to complain about. I'd argue not a single person supporting OP is doing so sincerely. It may be a "really hope this guy gets his shit together" kind of support, but it's played off like "you really do make good food, brother. God bless!", which is of course, complete lies.
>>21905064Looking good.God bless, King.
>>21905893it's just a meme, settle down, fatty.
>>21905920I'd love to read your definition of 'meme', pardner.
>projection threadOP is the Shadow Man.
>>21906075>shadow mani don't consume capeshit. what's his superpower?
>>21905826thank you for the blessing, you too>>21905904thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
red lentils yellow onion blended peppers zucchini garlic ginger cumin paprika olive oil pickling salt filtered water and seaweed
chopped cheese with pickling salt and dillweed. extra lean ground beef, no olive oil. old white cheddar, toasted bun with ketchup and mayo. God bless
>>21906339If this was all I could make that was "healthy".>>21906342I'd eat a lot of this and pizzas and other fucking garbage. Finally located the problem.
>>21906342thank you for the blessing, you too
>>21885224>$36.36 for a pizza dinnerHoly shit the state of this world
>>21906342kys
>>21906539not walking 2 miles to the pizza place is totally worth the 400% upcharge.
>>21906090His super power is to be judged and shamed by those who see their own shameful traits in him.
>>21906925As someone who eats the same rice slop everyday punctuated by the occasional pizza/wings/etc and also hovers around 220 lbs, this feels like a personal attack.
>>21907071I'm saying if you and him enjoy eating that way, more power to you guys. I wish sometimes I could eat that way again without feeling physically sick. As in acid reflux for days.
>>21905296rude
>>21906370this soup wasnt good as usual. first dud since the curry drumstick. forced some of it down for nutrients>>21906530thank you for your blessing to me. you as well
from earlier before bed. kraft dinner with extra old white cheddar. this cheese is way too sharp for kd, it's already pretty sharp. cut through it with some ketchup
chopped cheese with pickling salt dillweed and pepper. extra lean ground beef. extra old white cheddar, toasted bread cut lengthwise with ketchup and mayo. God bless
>>21907877w i d e
>>21907877Everything you eat has sweetness added. It's gross. Mac and cheese with ketchup. Cheeseburger with ketchup. Yuck.
>>21907877>cut lengthwiseGod will notice, don't play him for a fool. God bless.
>>21907958>don't play him for a foolGod's in every atom and it knows everything. i don't understand your post
that extra old cheddar is strong as fuck
kraft dinner with broccoli onion soup and peppers
>>21908218comfy weekend food. God bless.
>>21908214>God's in every atom and it knows everything. Jews disagree.
>>21907874you don’t need to force anything downfuck you could do without eating for a week or two
God bless, haven't checked here in months but glad to see you're still doing this. What's with the pickling salt?
>>21908218God bless.
>>21908313Doing what? Getting fatter while not eating a single vegetable or piece of meat ever? Spreading faggy gospel?You people are all piles of shit just like OP.
>>21908724OP is constantly eating kale, garlic, zucchini, yellow onions, yellow peppers, green peppers, red peppers, ginger, broccoli, seaweed, etc.For meat, he also eats ground turkey, and ground beef, eggs, etc.God bless.
>>21908928lol, constantly.You don't believe that if you spend time here.
>>21881580>cumlol
>>21908216RIP cheese knife ;_;If you’re by an IKEA they sell an inexpensive cheese plane, works great for thin slices
>>21909219OP could use some thin something. Anything.
is bro alive? its saturday night and we need an update; there has been nothing released on tv or prime in weeks
>>21909270It's only been 14 hours. He's hibernating and storing fat or he'll show up in the next thread with all the packaged garbage he ate in the last 10 hours. Don't worry. This fucking thread never ceases. Ever. He used to post a new thread every fucking day with his bowl of bowled hempseed slop. That was the beginning. Now it's thankfully all relegated to one thread at a time.
>>21908222thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too>>21908313thank you for the blessing, you too. and thank you for the appreciation. pickling salt is very cheap no anti-caking agents or any pollutants. total clarity. it's coarse which doesn't bother me for my use cases, but it lacks iodine hence all the seaweed>>21908406thank you for the blessing, you too>>21909219thank you for the condolences
chopped cheese with pickling salt paprika and pepper. extra lean ground beef onions and olive oil. extra old white cheddar. toasted bun with ketchup and mayo. God bless
>>21909354>chopped cheeseIs this a Canadian thing? What's it mean?
>>21909352Regular Kosher salt doesn't have "pollutants" either.
>>21909398i think its nyc or philly. its like a cheesesteak but ground beef chopped up>>21909399kosher has anti-caking agents except for a few select brands. apparently diamond is one of them. pink and sea are the pollutant ones
>>21909462And while you stuff your face with chain pizzas and eat factory mac and cheese why are you so diligent about not eating additives in your cooking salt? You're surely ingesting the things you want to avoid in everything else you eat. You're a frustrating person to even be aware of. That's why people come here. The way you do things just doesn't make sense to normal people.Even your godfag butt buddies are thinking that when they send their blessings. It's so annoying to watch someone do everything wrong; live the wrong way.
>>21909399shalom
>>21909498You're an idiot. All chefs use kosher salt. It's not a "jew thing", you ignorant fucking incel. Ask ANY chef in your city.
And it's because it's pure and it's course and very pinchable. Only the bakeshop uses fine salt which is weighed and not measured by volume. Modern recipe cookbooks usually note the difference.
>>21909517I am a professional chef and can proudly say I’ve never used the jew’s salt in my entire life. Kosher food is linked to cognitive decline and antisocial behavior.
>>21909484>And while you stuff your face with chain pizzas and eat factory mac and cheese why are you so diligent about not eating additives in your cooking salt? You're surely ingesting the things you want to avoid in everything else you eat.Not OP, but you've never heard of cheat meals before?I stopped drinking soda & eating chocolate and fudge that got me fat over the holidays, cut most processed sugars really, been losing weight since and given how I'm on track I'll sometimes have a hot chocolate here or a candy bar there for dessert.Or how I'm constantly minimizing my exposure to microplastics and their chemicals during cooking and what kinds of food I eat, but some days I don't have the time to cook and I'm tired and fuck it I'll just eat canned tuna and instant noodles right out of the plastic bowl which are some of the worst culprits.God bless.
Blessed thread.
>>21909715>constantly minimizing my exposureFuck you, schizo. And don't EVER defend OP.
>>21909709No you aren't. There aren't antisemite nutcases in charge of kitchens. You're not proud of anything, faggot.
>>21909822shalom rebbe
>>21909822au contraire, food service jobs are one of the hotbeds for that because food service jobs accept anyone regardless of record
>>21909955Pourquoi you écris some words in français dans tes sentences?
>>21910124NTA but that's common. The way that the French or other languages borrow some words and expression from English, English borrows from French as well.Stuff like au contraire, je ne sais quoi, sous-vide, etc.
