the fattest thursday of the year is here. are you prepared?
>>21881795im not catholic i believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ.Jesus spent 40 days in the wilderness tempted by satan to clear his head. the catholic church turned it into a holiday.
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got first two from my local bakery for breakfast. my grandma is frying a ton every year, so I'm gonna pig out on some more later.
>>21881822fuck
I'm a non-Euro Euro in America. Every day is a fat day.I'll be eating less-good, American versions of https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasnachtskiechli on Tuesday. The wafer is always too thick (and shaped wrong, besides).
>>21881804wait til you find out about the eastern orthodox, oriental orthodox, and church of the east lel
>>21881804Jesus Christ and St. Peter were the first catholics
I went croissants with marmalade this year
Bros I don't know if I have the strength.Also the legendary Jarzyna is in my town so some of those are still warm.
12:10Pączek count: 6
>>21881795Had two so far. One with rose jam (the most traditional version in Poland), the other with advocaat (eggnog) filling.I'm meeting with a foreign friend and we will probably have another pączek.
>>21881902and done
>>21881945>>21881902screw you grandma, those aren't croissants
>>21881804I just spent 10 seconds reading your bullshit, so we're even.
>>21881950YOU LEAVE MY GRANDMA OUT OF THIS, TWAT
I got two, one rose one plumI'll eat them after dinnerI hope you're not just eating a bunch of pączki but also thinking about your post for Lent
>>21881822got the whole plate from grandama
Tactical cup of ogórkowa and we can continue.
>>21881795>I believe in the teachings of Jesus Christmaybe put it into practice by not judging others and asserting a false sense of superiority
>>21882183>Pole drinking pickle juice in between donutsYou are gonna do a Cossack crouch dance while singing Katyusha after, right, because that is the most USSR Russian Stalinist eastern Orthodox Siberian thing I have ever read on /ck/
>>21882205It's more of a Polish thing. I think the russians eat less pickles than us and definitely less donuts.
Always
>>21881795My elec and gas bill were like 380 bucks each this month.So no. I wont be participating in whatever godless fat shit you're doing.
I stuffed myself with 13 pączki today, between 11 and 15. shit was so cashy.
Non-catholic burger here,I'm participating in this tradition now, made some makeshift pączki using my homemade focaccia bread and just topping it with all sorts of stuff:butter, strawberry jelly, maple syrupalmond butter, dates, maple syrup, butteretc etcI like this tradition, feeling very religious and full now.
>>21881795those types of carbs are poison bro.
>>21881804stfu fag become Catholic
>>21882562Yeah it's the goos kind of religious holiday
Today I ate>A normal berliner (raspberry jam)>A Pistachio berliner>A vanilla cream berliner>An unfilled carnival rollGonna be fat indeed.
>>21881795Dude, you better be speaking for yourself, because I lose weight on Valentine's Day weekend. Why on earth would I put poisonous chocolate and titanium oxide anticoagulating chemicals food colorings another synthetic bullshit into my body it's too bad you decided to carry on with the traditions that were having you brainwashed in elementary school with valentine's day cards and treats
I have to confess, I like those German apple donuts better than Pączki.
>>21881795I am a simple man. Tis the classic synonym donut for me
>>21885270And these.
>>21885270I have never had polish paczki, but I prefer apple dougnuts to german berliner so you're probably right. There's just something about spreading the fruit throughout the pastry, rather than have it concentrated in the jam in the middle.
>>21884744>poisonous chocolate and titanium oxide anticoagulating chemicals food colorings another synthetic bullshitNone of this stuff is in traditional pączki. Stop buying supermarket garbage.Traditional pączki have a plain sugar glaze, preferably topped with candied orange peel and rose hip or plum jam in the centre. They should be freshly made, not shelf-stable.
>>21885381they are great too
best recipe for home made donuts has boiled potatoes as second bigger ingredient (10-25%, or 40-80% of flour mass)
>>21887677Graffe napoletane. : )My mum's recipe has lemon zest and Strega, a local herbal liqueur, in it
>>21881795Be real here anons, do you even fast for lent?
>>21887726You mean like a Black Fast?
>>21887726I give up religion for lent
>>21881804Christ literally gave the keys to St. Peter. This is undeniable. Repent prot/EOfag and return to Rome
>>21887726Yup. We completely give up going out to dinner. No meat on Fridays and then Holy Week I do a personal 24 hour fast on Good Friday
>>21887677donuts with fucking potatoes... must be belarus or some eastern shithole