I'm getting whatever I would like from olive garden tomorrow on the boss. Not looking for price max. Rather flavor max. What is the absolute best thing to eat at that dump?
>>2188309441 Items? That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>21883099You're supposed to say American or else it isn't funny
>>21883094I can't stand food reviewers that let their food go cold before eating. then they have to the nerve to say it isn't good. it's like a completely different meal than what the chef intended
>>21883107They heat it back up at home in their microwave, just like the "chef" did before serving it
>>21883098Italian food is over hyped trash
>>21883094Why would he do this all at once? Do it over the course of a month like someone who isnt a fucking retard
the 5 cheese ziti is yummy :) be sure to get a salad and eat the pepper. the gnocchi soup is also pretty good.
Mushroom ravioli use to be pretty good not certain they even still have it tho
>>21883169Never seen it. They used to have a chicken marsala too but not sure if they even have the piccata anymore. Can't recall the last time there was something new on the menu -- maybe when they were still doing breadstick sandwiches?
>>21883169They discontinued it like the bastards they are. I thought the carbonara was new, particularly the ravioli carbonara lmaoI got the lasagna fritta recently, it’s basically fried lasagna bitesOP should just get the tour and report back
>>21883301the mushroom ravioli is back but for a limited time. the sauce is not as good as it once wasstart off with the zuppa Toscana and squeeze a lime in it. most of the menu isn't offensive. the steak gorgonzola Alfredo is really greatt. olive garden employee
>>21883094He took it home and ate it there? That doesn't count. Real restaurant critics would never pull that shit. Does anyone follow that amateur and give a fuck what he thinks about his cold to-go food?
>>21883107This. He doesn't count as a reviewer in the eyes of his viewers.>>21883120Maybe just in the case of Olive Garden. And they use real pans and grills and ovens for some of those 41 dishes. But you can't give a real review of something so far from how it's presented.
>>21883104Does that guy look like an American?>>21883094This was a bullshit video because all the food would get cold just sitting around while he reviews other dishes
>>21883166Youtubers are retarded
>>21883498>>21883166some are retarded in strange ways thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAnk9MKHzothis guy at least puts some effort in
>>21883094jesus, the cooks there must have absolutely lothated him.chances of half the items having spit in them?
>>21883094Americans are so utterly bizarre.
>>21883392>Does that guy look like an American?>fat>retardedum, yeah, checks out
>>21883392>Does that guy look like an American?He's got the Disney Annual Pass sticker so he's probably from Orange County. Lots of Asians in OC, birthplace of Nixon, the most American president.
>My Boss is taking me to Olive GardenDamn that's awful are you sure you're not in trouble.
>>21883301Was going to but then everyone else went for the lunch special and didn't want to seem like the biggest asshole in the room and get a full on entrees. Went with the chicken parm. They fucked up and gave me that nasty italty sausage and russet potato shit instead of my gnoche. Free food is free food though so can't bitch too much.
>>21883498If he does it your way it takes him a month, and significantly more time setting up and taking down filming equipment. If he does it this way, he bangs out the filming in a few hours. He doesn't give a shit 90% of it all goes in the trash, and even if Olive Garden isn't paying for him to do it the cost of the food is negligible compared to the profit of the video.
>>21884663Plus for the cost of a small deep freeze he could end up not wasting it and have a deep freeze at the end.
>>21883094I hate this stupid retard looking fat faced fuck.
>>21883517>fried foods>carbs>fried carbs>dairy>fried dairy and carbsthis video reminds me why I hate olive garden. All the same slop.
>>21883107I have a feeling all those food influencers in their car are eating cold food and it makes me sad
>>21883094The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order.Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it."pack your bags" I say to my wife "we're going on a tour!"I grab my passport and head out the door.We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat."WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order."I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon.The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual."starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!" My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it.The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it.I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!""Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!"Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!"My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds."Mama Mia! what a trip!"We get the bill "wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? what a bargain!"The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"As we leave I wave and exclaim "arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door.What a great family restaurant.
>>21884663>If he does it your way it takes him a monthHe has done that for other videos and it's fine>significantly more time setting up and taking down filming equipmentYou mean grabbing a single dslr camera that's chilling around your house? It's not frelling movie set
>>21883107This.He is a retard and hack.
>>21885021this was enchanting. it also gives me mild alienation: it was never even Italy to begin with, but also sadness. pops is just trying to make the most of a life in consumer America; a fake disney-esque facade that wears away after childhood.
>>21883832>cooksreheaters
>>21885021>mfw reading this post and getting to the fettucine alfredo part
>>21883094OP what did you get?
>>21883168Thx u
>>21883094the goyslop
