aussies invented the caesar salad
chili too, what didn't these convicts invent?
Whenever I get a caesar salad I make sure to sub feta cheese for the parmesan and get the dressing on the side, preferably a lite variety. They always add too many croutons and never enough bacon.
my grandfather created the caesar salad actually. i'm the caesar of caesar salad
>mexicans created the most famous italian saladwhat a world
>>21883409>>21883416Fuck you you fucking fuck, get your strayan shitposting OUT of my cooking board. Caesar salad is a classic Roman dish dating back to antiquity and beef and bean chili is the demonic concoction of Mexicans in the south of America, Texas. Everyone knows Outback isn't real Australian cuisine anyway. They don't even serve koala or kangaroo. God, when did this board get overrun by morons who don't know anything about fine dining?
>>21883431>lite caesarthe fuck?
>>21883416are there real tasmanian devils in it?
I prefer their alcoholic contributions. Oh, Oenee-chan~
>>21883416There are more people in Australia than just convicts.
>>21883416the gps
>>21883444You can sub avocado oil, lactose-free milk, and egg alternatives to make it vegan. Not sure what lite caesar would be.
>>21883437>tijuana>mexico
>>21883431>lite ceasar>baconspick one
>>21883443>south america>mexico>texas
>>21883443outback is literally authentic australian
>>21883448Cali Red is dogshit. They don't even tell you what kind of red it's supposed to be. Shiraz? Cab sav? Pinot?
>>21883443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94sSorry there isn't enough Vegemite for you Anon
>>21883453How the fuck is that vegan? There are still anchovies in it.
>>21883454>>21883457>>>>>/bant/
>>21883453? Is EVOO not vegan?
>>21883461https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9apKugFu6usIt's Milk and Eggs, bitch
>>21883464Whoops>>21883465Can't read
>>21883458Define "authentic Australian". Oh wait, you can't. Because there isn't any.
>>21883468see >>21883416
>>21883431>>21883431No you dont. Nobody would think feta can be sub for parm ever unless they were legit retarded
>>21883469Define "Tasmanian chili" as different from "regular chili". I'll wait.
>>21883461>he doesn't use sardines in caesar dressing!
>>21883472it was invented in tasmania, duh
>>21883459>19 Crimes Snoop Dogg Cali Red Blend>Ripe black fruit, accented with distinct, smoky, American oak aromas of vanilla and hazelnut. >19 Crimes is defiant by nature, bold in character and always uncompromising. This spirit lives on today through innovators and culture creators, like Cali’s own Snoop Dogg. A leader in contemporary pop culture, Snoop embodies the timeless values of the 19 Crimes rogues who came before him.It says Red Blend right here. Are you stupid?
aussies invented coconut shrimp too? what the hell
>>21883474My food was invented in your anus, chuddy.
>>21883475>$15 for a bottle of wine
>>21883476Coconut shrimp was invented in Hawaii when they needed something to use up the excess coconuts that kept conkin them in the head and all the shrimp washing up on the beaches actually
>>21883479i'd believe outback steakhouse before i believe some internet troll like you
>>21883409>>21883416Bad b8/10.
as a native toowombanite i can safely say we perfected salmon
>>21883482It literally popped up from the Cayman Islands in the mid 1950s post WWII as fruit was incorporated into seafood and meat dishes for the American palette due to Polynesian influence but be retarded its really funny
>>21883485>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>21883484>native toowombanitesee:>>21883443
>>21883486The board doesn't say that idk where you got that from
>>21883487/ck/ needs flags for insane hilarity
>It's another Aussie shitpost thread.Say the line, Bart.
>>21883490/ck/ needs persistent global user ids, flags, post history, and dedicated board mods
>>21883485
>>21883489This>>21883486is /b/'s old slogan
>>21883484needs more kanga and roo
>>21883487you know mootykins was always up at odd hours. he probably only ever interacted with australians. i take him at his word.
>>21883501moot? the new yorker in the epstein files?
>>21883502the pedophile of my dreams~
>>218835024chan's first and only admin? yep, that guy!
>>21883497>trusting Google AIKEK
>>21883486Yeah, I quote unrelated lines back when I've been proven a moron too.
are you fags going to post aus cuisine or notpic related
>>21883510A meat cake floating in split pea soup is cuisine now?
>>21883502>>>/pol/ is thataway
This thread smells like a tumblr woman made it. Perhaps a femcel. I can smell the cunt cheese from here.
>>21883511Yes.
>>21883516>Pea soup with meat has long been part of English culinary history, with mentions in the 19th century, including the "pea and pie supper" (in Yorkshire), "pea soup with eel", and suet dumplings or saveloys. (Dumplings in soup were known as "floaters".) It may have developed from those dishes, which are useful for feeding groups of people on a budget, such as at a sports match or at harvest time.[1] A pie floater commonly consists of a traditional Australian-style meat pie, usually sitting, but sometimes submerged (traditionally upside down) in a bowl of thick pea soup made from blue boiler peas.[2][3] It is often self-garnished with tomato sauce,[4] and the consumer may also add a combination of mint sauce, salt, pepper, or malt vinegar according to personal preference.Kek, it isn't even yours.
behold the culinary greatness of australia
>>21883510>>21883518>>21883521Sorry can't hear you over my motherfuckin fairy breadhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread
>>21883518lol>>21883516do you have anything that isnt stolen>>21883409>>21883416>convictsowait
Why are Australians so obsessed with putting things on bread?
your beverage contributions consist of a cup of hot coffee with a splash of milk and a bucket over a fire used to heat water
>>21883416I unironically live in Tasmania and unironically made a nice Chilli Colorado a couple of weeks ago.
>>21883529What is a flat white?
>>21883534>a cup of hot coffee with a splash of milk
>>21883531I want to be mean to you but I don't know enough about chili colorado to be able to say that looks like dogshit or not. It looks more like dog food actually. How was it?
>>21883534Something any Starbucks barista can make.
>>21883531is that supposed to look appealing
>>21883531What is Chilli Colorado? Chili con Carne?
>>21883534both your mother and sister, typically, though given the whiteness they are often the same.
>>21883539That's your comeback? Fuck off you fat american faggot. Go worship your pedo president.
>>21883555I worship my pedo admin instead.
>>21883555does this make it less true kek also starbucks are global tard
>>21883538Yeah I added too many ancho and mulato chillies so it didn’t turn out red like it was supposed to but the taste was great. >>21883540Supposed to but sadly it does look like poop. >>21883541It’s a red chili, no beans, no tomatoes. Sauce is various chillies simmered in beef bone broth then blended. ‘Colorado’ literally means ‘red coloured’. I used grass-fed Tassie chuck that I got for about $18/kilo because I buy direct from the abattoir.
>>21883544We Australians are very proud of our yo mama game. Here, listen to this.https://youtu.be/XkfdN-z2vcQ?si=9TkVt0gi2zLwHghn
>>21883561No Aussie or Kiwi coffee aficionado would be caught dead in a fucking starbucks. Yuck.
>>21883579Starbucks actually had to try to get into Australia three times and only made headway after about 2015 because we’d finally imported enough Asian students to keep them afloat in the capital cities. Most Aussies wouldn’t go into Starbucks to even use the toilet.
>>21883573that was really great. i deeply enjoyed that. thank you for linking it, shitposter. <3
>>21883583Most people don't go into Starbucks for coffee. They barely even go to use the toilet. They just shoot up in there. Or at least in America, they kept finding strung out junkies and homeless dead in them in the bigger cities.
>>21883567p cool tasbro. we have a good intl store here with a giant display of chiles like that. i keep wanting to try them, the price is great, but have no idea where to start esp since they are just the names in spanish vs your detailed bags. did you have a fav out of these?
>>21883579>>21883579there are aussie and kiwi coffee aficionados ?
>>21883593The guajillos are awful and taste like bitter candle wax but the others are great. I love smoky flavours so I have to pick the chipotles as my favourite but I wouldn’t kick the others out of bed for farting. >>21883594You should ask yourself why New Zealand and Australian style bakeries and cafes are popular all over the world. NZ bakeries are god tier and Australians make the best coffee in the world. https://youtu.be/qzXv1piIYQM?si=ye3lS0-PD7VG14Jz
>>21883448The 20th crime is the taste.
>>21883484I had the misfortune of passing through Toowoomba last year and I saw some of the most mutated looking people I'd ever layed eyes on.Here is the foot of a guy I saw at one of the local shopping centers
>>21883443>Caesar salad is a classic Roman dish dating back to antiquityIs this a meme I'm not aware of? Or are you just making shit up because you don't know?
>>21883732can you prove it isn't roman?
>>21883634>New Zealand and Australian style bakeries and cafes are popular all over the worldCafes, yes. Bakeries, no. No one gives a halfpenny finger fuck about Kiwi/Aussie bakeries.
>>21883752Russell's Teapot must brew some really good tea
>>21883490if /ck/ had flags or post id it would die because this board is literally 10 people samefagging over and over
>>21883594We take it seriously bro. Espresso is life.
>>21883448this wine is snoop doggy dogg shit tho
>>21883783We used to have counters for unique users across this site and even here, they were much higher than just ten people per thread, retard.
>>21883431Just get a Greek salad. You sound like a mid forties woman watching her waistline with that dressing on the side shit. All restaurant employees hate you.
>>21883856this board was nearly dead before they removed the counters. suddenly activity shot up 1000%. hmm really makes you think
>>21883758Even less people give even less of a fuck about your opinion. You have a great day.
>>21883468Schnitty and a schooner.>BUT SCHNITZELS ARE GERMA-The most authentically australian thing is taking your shit regardless you poofter.
>>21883416Outback steakhouse needs to get our name out they mouths and start serving Chiko rolls and dim Sims like a real Australian establishment>>21883515Farkin hell Dahmer, take 'er easy there
Thread’s got me all fired up so I just nipped down the abattoir for a nice round to make more chili Colorado and a nice rendang.
>>21883443>They don't even serve koala or kangarooKoala's are protected, but kangaroo is on the menu. Emu too. We eat our coat of arms.https://www.coles.com.au/search/products?q=kangaroo&filter_Brand=310735165&page=1
>>21883913I am unable to think
>>21883449every Australian person should be locked up forever as far as I’m concerned
>>21885152Koalas eat eucalyptus and therefore taste terrible.Wallabies, however…
>>21885189Koalas are also filled with chlamydia and covered in piss.
ITT no one mentions that it was a Mexican who invented it in TJ.
>>21885393If a Cesar Salad is Mexican Food than why is a Cesar Salad in a Burrito Covering called a Warp.
>>21885393It's not Cinco de Mayo, we don't have to pretend we actually give a fuck about you right now.
>>21885393Because Caesar Cardini was an Italian from Italy, you mong.
>>21883448Didn't he claim crip anyways he should've picked a blue wine.
>>21883460What's the point of pouring cans into a glass?
>>21887434You feel classier
>>21887804Uh anon is your brain working okay? Thats an American made, American-designed salmon dish sold by an American chain restaurant.
>>21883431>too many croutons There is never enough croutons anywhere, you’re a coward. t. Crouton eater since age 7.
