Today’s food is… a drink! We’re making coffee folks. You’ll want to stick around until the end.
3/4 tsp of each of these
Eggs are here too
Hot water is needed, of course
But just a little hot water.
Get a different glass
Get different ingredients
This is where the coffee goo lives
Twirled. Now it’s drinkable.
>instant with coconut milksad.
Part of a complete breakfast.>Eggs with lime salt>Toast with matcha butter>>21884013Yummy!
>>21883995>non-dairy milkI want to punch OP's head into concrete until only a pulpy mush remains
>>21884090I drink all milks, and Coconuts are tasty. Become ungovernable, join the milk anarchists!
>>21884092>I drink all milksI bet you do, Nancy boy
>>21883984>Hot waterthread discarded.
>>21884092>Become ungovernablenut milk is 100% governed and no possibility to become ungovernable.
>>21884021It's heavy cream or bust with coffee drinks, don't settle for less.
>>21884021>Matcha butterJesus christ this trend needs to die already
>>21884140I will not be beholden to the milk lobby, especially since their new ad campaigns have devolved to the slogan “Gonna Need Milk”.>>21885383I got it as a gift, I’m not a fan. Despite being called ‘butter’ it’s actually a bean paste. I like sweet bean, and I like matcha, but they don’t really work well together in this instance.
>>21884092Oat milk patrician checking in. Switched from cow milk two years ago, now all I can taste when I have cow milk is decay and wet fur.
>>21884021pleases be in toronto
>>21886088histrionic
>>21886737Negatory, good buddy.
>>21886088Animal milk is fucking disgusting, my preferredmost milk is oat, although I like almond for things like cereal because it's light, and of course coconut milk is delicious
We join me again for another round of breakfast. Already completed: spinach is wet.
There is also tea. Jasmine green tea. It is very delicate and light.
Doesn’t need to be chopped, but I did it anyway.
Now there is cheese. Hello, cheese!
The gang’s all here
Spinach gets cooked down a bit with some pepper
Waiting for a pan to heat
Eggs to the four corners of the earth
Flavors to one side only. Add some smoked paprika because why not.
Baby the pan, rotate and shift to get the corners done, let things set up and then… the flip!
1 ANSI Standard breakfast.It’s okay.
another shitty thread cooking shitty food, and shitty coffee.
>>21887504We can go get some nuggies later if you want! You can be my belated valentine. <3
>>21887479bro, did you throw cheese in the food processor?
>>21883980>You’ll want to stick around until the end.Yeh bro it’s just a grind dealing with these fucking humans.
>>21887747It’s a rotary cheese grater. Get one, they’re grate.
Today we’re making: bugs!
But you have to make onions first.
Garlic has joined the chat
Now we add the rice, I mean bugs
Rice toasted a bit, for activation.
Add liquid. Lemon makes the purple more red, as expected.
Sweet dreams, little rices. Now we wait forever.
>is there more?Of course!
Sleep tight little nuggets.
Rice cooker, added Italian parsley and lemon zest.
Wa la. Pretend shawarma chicken, purple lemon rice, and garlic sauce.
Fuck.
>>21889454>Lemon makes the purple more red, as expected.Does it really?>>21889533Looks great!
>>21890249Basically all purple veg and grains act as pH indicators. I worked through a bunch of red cabbage last week, the canonical pH indicated for children’s science activities.
>>21884090what kind of fragile little pussy cares about that
>>21889533What did you put over the chicken here?
>>21884090listen man, coconut "milk" is older than any of these trendy "not-milk" products and used all over sea cookingi get the hate for almond/soy/whateverthefuck milk but coconut milk is not that
>>21890681Garlic sauce à la >>21889532. Basically yogurt, garlic, and olive oil. Still dialing in the specific quantities of what goes in it (it was originally part of another recipe, serving a different purpose).
Today’s food is drink again. Feelin chocolaty and sleepy.
>>21890737Looks disgusting.
>>21890741It’s brown!
thanks anon might cook me a bu- rice thing, i was looking for some kind of idea to drag me out of undecisive hell
>>21890782did you make another one
The internet says this will work.>>21892021There was more in the blender for seconds.
It looks… fine?
The internet is a liar
A miscalculation has occurred. Clabber Girl for scale
