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>The packaging uses a red design featuring a chulapo man in a cap and houndstooth waistcoat, echoing the Moretti branding. It trades heavily on its Spanish associations, using the slogan "El Alma de Madrid" ("the soul of Madrid"); however, it is brewed in Tadcaster,[11][12] which has long been a centre for British brewing. The beer is aimed at the premium end of the British and Irish lager market.[13]
>It was introduced to pubs in 2020;[7] by 2022, due to intensive marketing,[8] it became one of the 10 best selling lagers in the United Kingdom.

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
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>>21885566
>WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
Because we allow the teaching of how to trick and manipulate people en masse ("marketing") instead of just throwing psychopaths into a pit to die of whatever kills them first, which is the ethical option.
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>>21885566
the fuck? this is Bongistani? Ive seen it everywhere in my country in the last few years, I thought its spanish
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>>21885566
It's also not a very nice lager. I remember how shilled it was in 2020, basically every pub began stocking it, and now nearly every boozer outside of a Spoons stocks this or the other bad "Spainish" beer, Cruzcampo.
Estrella is nice (not the gluten free one); and Alhambra is good, although I've only ever seen my local Spainish-styled bar serve it on draught, which is incidentally full of pikeys.
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>>21885654
>It's also not a very nice lager.
This.
Mostly water.
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>>21885566
Moretti isn't even good, why ape it
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>>21885719
i like it
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>>21885566
Bongs are evil
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>>21885566
Because you left the EU

In the EU we do not allow that
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>>21885566
>>21885566
Madri is an MI5 psyop designed to prove Brits really will believe anything

For those of you who don't know Madri is a brand of beer that's gone everywhere over the last year. It's marketed as a sophisticated Spanish lager, the sort of premium option you get if you pay the supplement on the all-inclusive in Mallorca or Gran Canaria. But this isn't true.

It's brewed in the very not-Spanish Burton-on-Trent by the same brewery giant that also makes Carling, which is sort of a crack addict version of Stella. All they did was crank up the ABV by 0.5%, put a Peaky Blinders-style dickhead with a cloth cap on the logo and bosh, new lager!

Case closed, surely? The big brewery just made a new product?

Not so.

As we all know, the British are amongst the most psyopped nations in the world. You can make these people believe anything in spite of the evidence before their very eyes.

Getting Deano and Smithy (Assistant Executives to the Regional Manager at Sports Direct) from Wellingborough to believe that, yes, this actually is a sophisticated imported lager akin to what they drink on holiday and drinking it will make them look like Tommeh Shelby is not only a test of MI5's psyop abilities, it is incredibly funny for those involved.

They aren't trying to do anything with Madri other than flex on the society they're tasked with manipulating, for their own amusement and to prove the British really will put up with anything.
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>>21885654
Madri is not a real Spanish beer point blank. It's a shitty English lager marketed as a Spanish beer to remind chavs of that time they went to Ibiza.

Actual Spanish breweries like Estrella Galicia, Mahou, Estrella Dam etc were founded by German brewers in the late 1800s and still brew pretty exceptional German style lagers. Spain is pretty much the only place in western Europe where you can get a doppelbock (Mahou Maestra) or a strong marzenbier (Voll Damm) on draught for less than a fiver. Even in Germany and central Europe these styles are much rarer to find.
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>>21886317
Estrella Dam is one of the few continental lagers available in UK supermarkets that is still actually brewed in the country it's from.
Mahou and Galicia for example are brewed in the UK under license now.
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Apparently this is the original Carling just rebranded with the old ABB
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>>21885566
why would you even advertise it as spanish, its not like anyone thinks of fucking spain when you talk about beer anyway
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>>21888226
A certain class of Englishman thinks of all-inclusive trips to resorts in Spain as exotic and desirable, and this beer targets them specifically
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>>21885566
wait till you find out about Swedish Fish...
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>>21888851
huh
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>>21885566
What about a chalupa man?



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