>Due to rising utility costs water will now only be complimentary if it is the only beverage ordered on your visit. If a different beverage was ordered alongside or before/after water then a $0.50 surcharge will be applied. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Okay, I am leaving. But before I do, I am going to go turn on all the sinks in the bathroom and flush all the toilets.
>>21885620cool.do you guys have lemonade?
>>21885635that's mostly water so technically i should get water with it
>>21885620And I shall be leaving a complimentary upperdecker in your bathroom, pinko.
rising utility costs, you mean water went from 1 cent a gallon to 1.1 cents a gallon?
>>21885620No one would do this, they'd just charge 50ยข all the time.
>>21885620not a problem my good man. I am not poor and that is a reasonable price to pay.
>>21885886This lol
>>21885895>>21885886You don't value your money, that's fine, it's why you aren't rich
>>21885620Would never happen, they'd sooner raise the prices of menu items by a few cents to avoid the outrage and sticker shock of charging for water.
>>21885620wouldn't work in my country. If an establishment wants to serve alcohol it must supply water at jannie rates
>>21885620Okay. Enjoy going out of business.
>>21885620>goes to the restroom, flushes 5 times>shits on the floor>doesn't tip
>>21886706you've never been to nyc.water is a $2-$5 minimum just about anywhere.
>>21885622They're sensor driven. They'll shut off before you even get out the lavatory door.
>>21887378In bottled form or at a sit-down restaurant where you have a decent meal and it is poured into your glass with refills? Because OP was implying the latter.
>>21888016Masking tape it is then.
>>21888033Would a magnet work?>>21888029In NYC bottled water would certainly not be as low as $2-5. That's how much it costs in the flyovers.
>>21888090And at a sit-down restaurant where you have a decent meal and it's poured into your glass with refills, I do not think they charge you "2-5 dollars minimum" for it water.
>>21888121Wasn't talking about a glass; was talking about a bottle.
>>21888016Shit on the floor it is then.
>>21888126>actually I was talking about a bottle nowObviously that's not what the subject was about. What the fuck was the picture in the OP?
>>21886246>it's why you aren't richdepends on what you define rich. is 1.4 million rich?
>>21888285Not if you're American.
>>21886720>jannie ratesHow much do the jannies on 4channel make, per year, on average?
