I have a girl who inexplicably wants to have sex with me staying with me for a week. Tell me about some dishes that are easy to cook but look really fancy. I can cook a steak, a basic pasta, and chili.
>>21886673Also I have 3 weeks to figure out cooking.
I dunno cook some salmon sprinkle some green shit on top and a couple thin lemon slices and then slap her titties around some
>>21886673>look really fancyLesson 1: it's not all about the look. It's about the smell too. Crockpot stuff is easy (if you need to do this shit for a week) so yeah that chili cooking all day long gets my dick hard smelling it ya know?
Tiramisu is insanely easy for how impressive it looks. You literally just seperate some eggs, whip the whites stiff, then mix a bunch of shit together, layer, then finally chill it in the fridge for a couple hours.
Just make whatever old shit and drop a stalk of rosemary on top of the meat. It's fine.
bolognese is also relatively easy and can be plated to look niceuse the official recipe, it's seriously good (it takes 2+ hours)
>>21886673get a decent knife, if you don't have one.I recommend a cheap kiwi brand knife with a diamond hone. look up honing on ootube. steak -> herb butter (maitre d'hotel butter) chili -> cilantro, green onion.use that sharp knife to make herb garnishes easier. simple way to elevate dishes.Also use salt, salt throughout the cook. Salt your water as salty as the sea. Salt to taste to make sure it is how you want. I just may be Gordan Ramsay.
>>21886673Order fast food and disguise it as your own cooking
>>21886673The secret is cooking simple stuff everyone knows how to, but extremely well. That way they have a frame of reference for how good you are at cooking. The other impressive one is going shopping with them, grabbing a bunch of random good looking things and making a banger dish out of the fresh ingredients you guys chose together.
>>21886838>The other impressive one is going shopping with them, grabbing a bunch of random good looking things and making a banger dish out of the fresh ingredients you guys chose together.this is a fun date. i do this a lot. girls love it. i recommend this idea OP, for just a couple nights. on other nights just order takeout to show off that you have money to blow.this is all assuming you actually want her to be your gf. if you don't care then it doesn't matter.
>>21886760I'm quite sure good chopping skills have gotten me more than a few gf'sIt always blows their minds>>21886804>t.Principal Skinner
>>21886804>>21886881Bigly breakfastish
>>21886673Fettuccini alfredo with chicken and broccoli. Pretty simple but seems fancy. The hardest part is not overcooking the chicken. Serve with white wine and she'll fuck you on the table.
>>21886962This is a great suggestion. I have made this receipt and it's delicious.
Definitely have something fruit and snacks, does she like cheese? Ladies love a good grazing, having all the ingredients for a good character could be nice for between meals.Definitely ask what her favorite snacks/drinks are and have those ready.Honestly you should plan to ask her when she’s there what she wants and cook whatever she says together. If y’all can’t manage to figure that out you were NGMI anyway
>>21887013Good CHARCUTERIEfuck autocorrect
>>21886673>staying with me for a week>a weekbe careful, she might move in and then you'll have to start taking care of yourself and your place.
Many middle schoolers you can just fake quality food by arranging it differently or following social media fads so try that first. You don't need to spend alot to impress them if you don't want to.
>>21886673Crawfish etouffee1 lb frozen crawfish tails (US, not China)2 sticks butter2 white onion1 green bell pepper3 stalks celery3 cloves garlic1 bunch green onionthyme2 tbsp flourbetter than bouillon lobster basepepper (white is preferred, but black will taste fine but not be as pretty)louisiana-style hot sauce (to taste)RiceStart cooking the rice. Melt 1 1/2 sticks of the butter. Chop the white onion, bell pepper, and celery and saute until the onion is translucent. Crush the garlic and add. Toss in the defrosted crawfish tails, making sure to get all the liquid from the package.In a small pan, melt the remaining 1/2 stick of butter and add the flour, stirring constantly. Once the flour is cooked and before it darkens, add it all to the other pot and stir it in. Add a bit of thyme to taste. Salt to taste using the lobster base. Add chicken stock or water to loosen it if it's too thick. Add louisiana style hot sauce to warm it up to your taste. Serve over rice, and top it with green onion. The whole process takes about 20 mins, cooking the rice is the most time consuming part.
>>21886673I like to make dutch babys when I have overnight guests. They come out of your oven all puffy and beautiful, simple powdered sugar and lemon. Easy preheat the pan + blender whirled up batter recipe. If it's a lot of guests, it's the sister recipe for german apple pancake is more filling. You'll need some delicious bacon or sausage, great fruit juice and other complements. Blender hollandaise makes great eggs benedicts happen with ease, with eggs florentine my favorite. Also, a quiche is easymode with storebought piecrusts, and really delicious cheese, grated yourself.At my lakehouse, shopping is a chore coming and going when the car is full of my luggage and dogs on the trip over, so it's nice to have items in my freezer ready for guests. Homemade breads or dough to place on the counter to thaw for say foccacia or danishes in the morning, desserts like key lime pie, fruit crumbles and cookie doughs, portions of lasagna, casserole, or dinners I made last trip. You can precook something in prep for a visitor. I always have rumballs, chedder dough for crackers, a tin of fudge or chocolates, or something steeping or macerating like a flavored booze or sangria.
>>21887013>Ladies love a good grazingIt makes good milk for sure
>>21887428Ah, that would certainly impress me! Also for OP, a lot of people are impressed with simple French toast, especially if you get brioche bread for it
>>21886673bitches love gnocchifind a recipe for gnocchi with creamy sauce and sundried tomatoesno 40 minute youtube videos, just read a recipe onlineafter dinner prepare a baked brie with fig jam and some baguette to share also a good breakfast is goodyou can make potato pancakes, theyre pretty easy but novel to people who dont have them often or haven't had them at allmany ways to top them tooif you wanna make a lunch make a strawberry salad with a balsamic or poppy seed dressing
>>21886673>carpaccio>cesar salad>good steak>carbonara>charcuteri>ratatouille>tarte tatinthink simple.
>>21887531fuck yer gnocchi too. i like it with a sage butter
>>21887574vitello tonnato
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>>21886673>I have a girlDoubt.
>>21887981>envy
>>21886804I swear I know how to cock
not your sex blog normalfag
Something that will give her gas
>>21886673>>21886673>>21886673SHE'S GOING TO ROB AND MURDER YOU DON'T LET HER IN
>>21886804Delightfully devilish, Seymour
>>21886673if you want to get maximum FUCK TIME then make sure you don't cook any rich/heavy food.
>>21888004are you Balkans?
>>21886673>pork tenderloinif you can cook a steak you can do pork tenderloin easy, make a mustard pan sauce with it and wa-la.>basic pasta like you said, that's at least two dinners in a week. >miso codeasy as fuck, marinate a cod filet (preferably wild line caught) and just pop it in the oven. serve it with some veggies>moules mariniere i'm not sure if it's exactly the easiest dish to make, i think there's some finesse and timing but it literally takes 15 minutes total in prep and cook time, just serve it with some baguette >roast chickenserve with roast potatoes and carrots, save the chicken drippings and put them in a small sauce spot and whisk in some cold butter and boom you have a delicious chicken gravyjust about all those recipes you can serve with a nice dry white wine too, depending on the pasta.
>>21888004You just microwaved a frozen dinner and put it on your blue plate
