my parents’ sunday lunch. what do you think, /ck/?
>>21887854Hardly a lunch . . .more of a snack.I bet they went to Waffle house straight afterwards.
>>21887859King crab and butter weighs heavily on you. That's over 1lb of meat alone you fat piece of shit.
Tis but a mere bite.
>>21887854I loved playing with our nutcracker as a kid. I'd pinch my fingers inside it for no reason
>>21887861>That's over 1lb of meat aloneI guess American lbs are like 2oz to the rest of the world.
>>21887854Look at the wine 'Chateau Michelle' . . .LMFAOThey pretend it's French but it's from Washington in the USA , this is as low quality as it gets.But Americans are impressed . . ..bless them.
>>21887854This is what immigrants think of as fancy food. You come from a long line of poor pieces of shit.>>21887901Look at the little butthurt street shitting Indian crying
>>21887927>everybody who disagrees with me is Indian.Nice try Deshaun
>wine glasses are almost completely fullya'll are fags
>>21887942they're.. not, though? are you insane?
>>21887965>are you insane?they're just optimistic
>>21887854Crab legs, potato salad, and onigiri? Probably yummy but do the different tastes clash at all?
>>21887983lol
>>21887854Looks very midwestern somehow
>>21887854>cheap frozen crab legs>overmixed and overcooked potato salad>ugly chunks of avocado and radish (wtf combination)>onigiri made by retard>paper napkins>dollar store cutlery>fancy plates>cheap white wine>a bunch of other crap on table>table needs to be sanded and restained>metal cup full of anti-gay pills
>>21889002Literally wrong about everything. Impressive.
>>21887854idk are you all anorexic? this is like 200kcal
>>21887854next time get a nicer wine and serve it in proper stemware, no still wine should be served in a flute. otherwise looks great
>>21889034>Literally correct about everything. Impressive.ftfyAlso I'd be willing to bet that the little bowl of clarified butter is actually straight up melted margarine because your parents are clearly boomers and they love that shit
>>21889002>i know every detail about the preparation of a meal i had no partaking inwash yourself thoroughlythen commit ritual suicideyou have brought shame to every possible family
>>21887859luv me waffle house, simple as
is SMC chardonnay any good even? I've had the riesling and I can't say it inspired me to try it again, but they say you can't fuck up chardonnay. Of course, we know aussies can and do, but I mean, in normal countries.>>21887916>impressedI am pretty sure the consensus is that it's considered a step above bum wine, but within that category it's among the least revolting.
>>21887854Nice spread for catching a film at the theater.
Your parents are going to catch SHINGLES
