Find a flaw.
>>21888232your virginity
The olivesIs this home made? Crust looks gooood
Turkey bacon is disgusting
>>21888233I put it down one day in Sunday School and it was gone by the time the pastor and I went to go look for it.>>21888234It was. One of those "I have the basic makings of food, and I'm too lazy to put on clothes to purchase more... So what do cheese, flour, yeast, tomatoes, garlic, basil, salami, and olives make? Oh shit!">>21888239I disagree, but this is some species of cured pork sausage. Maybe sopressata? What are they doing to your turkey bacon to make it flesh-wound pink?
>>21888253Mass replyers are first to get the rope. Fuck off.
>>21888263Why? What rope do we get? >>21888253Keep it up. This guy above doesn't like it. But he's giving out rope.
>>21888232>disharmonious feng shui (uneven malformed crust)>not sourdough>not Focaccia style>not cast iron>not hand-torn cheese chunks>not sauce on topOverall: maybe 7/10, at least its homemade
>>21888266They're always pushing rope
>>21888305Damn... I was just being a cunt by posting this, but I do appreciate the thought put into your serious response to it.
>>21888232Olives
>>21888253I feel you, similar thing happened to me recently lol>>21888239Agreed>>21888266I would love some rope>>21888263How do we get rope? My dogs love rope toys
>>21888333You can just buy rope. I recommend something with natural fibres - cotton or sisal. Cotton for 'softer' breeds, sisal for serious chewers... unfortunately Pitties need some experimentation, some will murder cotton rope immediately, but some will chew sisal so frantically that they cut up their gums.
>>21888234You are clearly retarded
>>21888253Holy shit you are so lonely and desperate for conversation. Get out of the house. Fuck sake.
>>21888374You are retardedly clear
>>21888378Weather's shit, and anywhere I'd wind up tonight would involve drinking - and so walking, or waiting for an uber.Who do you think this website's for? People with genuinely exciting social lives?
>>21888384Unfortunately retards like you :-(
>>21888408And here you are.Welcome.
>>21888416Someone has to remind you how much of a retard you are besides your mirror.
>>21888378Sorry. I won't try to start conversations anymore :(
>>21888344Actually i get climbing rope for my doggies, highly recommend that. My guys rival pits in chewing needs and it lasts forever.>>21888378Do you need some rope, sir?
>>21888344pitties need the contents of a buckshot 20 gauge shell expelled upon their cranium out a rifled barrel
>>21888464You shouldn't kill anything you're not going to eat. Use a slug or a boltgun. Slice thinly, brown and stew - they're very energetic, need a lot of tenderizing.
>>21888442Thanks for the insight pedo.
>>21888474If you cook as well as you troll, you must burn through a lot of toilet paper.
>>21888239
>>21888232>Find a flaw.Olives on pizza (ew). Kalamata olives (double ew).Beef jerky?Some sort of gay salad.Dough looks like pie crust.Cheese looks like the gay kind.Water puddles.Tomato raisins.
>>21888232It's the second find a flaw of this mediocre pizza thread on this board
