meatball sandwhiches are retarded as fuck.* Meatballs are usually too big to fit in the average fit persons mouth in one bite* covered in messy sauce the squirts everywhere whence you bite into it* the sauce is usually flavorless and bland and meatballs vary wildly in flavor appeal (ive tried over a dozen different places, i wanted to like it)* Sandwiches are usually about how many toppings you can fit on the sandwich and creativity, the only toppings on a meatball sub are meatball, sauce, mozza and MAYBE oregona.look how big this meatballs on this sandwhich are, how can a normal person bite through this and not squirt sauce everywhere
>>21888335ur gay
>>21888335i forgot one point* unless you eat it within 5 minutes of it being made it becomes a soggy mess that you cannot even hold in your hands
>>21888340even gayer
>>21888335>>21888340you also forgot to go fuck yourself. Meatball sandwiches are great and fuck your mother, live or dead (better dead) as well. Ciao.
>>21888358no points just insults. k.
Observing one’s skill and composure whilst eating gives such insight into the subject’s inner workings.
>>21888340>>21888355>>21888358>>21888423>>21888431Your butt stinks.
>use small meatballswow that was hard
>>21888340>>21888355>>21888358>>21888358>>21888423>>21888423>>21888431>>21888434sam to u
>>21888456are you really getting your moneys worth if they are small like that
>>21888335This is accurate, but your wording made me horny. Rewrite.
>>21888543Yes, same weight of meat.
that's my secret OP I'm always squirting sauce
>>21888456What if you just made the meatballs long and thin?
>>21888857Mmmm, plastic.
>>21888335Agreed. Meatball subs sound great in theory, but the logistics of it just don't work out.
>>21888857heresy
>>21888335Brother you don't have to live like this. Make one (1) big meatball and cut it into slices.
>>21888335>too big to fit in the average fit persons mouthbeing fit has zero bearing on mouth size.
>>21888857like a hamdogger?
>>21888335>how can a normal person bite through this and not squirt sauce everywheremeatballs don't contain sauce like a gusher, op.
>>21889017>meatballs don't contain sauce like a gusherit would be pretty fuckin cool if they did
