I'm sad to say my late grandmother (God rest her soul) is the only woman in my life to mog me in cooking.
My girlfriend is a vegetarian who I've got to at least eat fish. She can't cook at all and will often just eat things like a can of beans mixed with a can of corn. She has some kind of eating disorder where she won't eat anything with added fat. I can't saute some mushrooms in olive oil or offer her buttered bread, she'll refuse it, yet she'll eat buy a muffin at the gas station that has 25g of fat in it and tell me how great it is.I hate women. If they didn't have vaginas nobody would even talk to them.
>>21889287don't say mean things about your girlfriend
>>21889287Oh yeah she also won't shut up about some quack Doctor who wrote a bunch of books named McDougall or something.