>mixes well with most anything>lasts forever >taste isn't overpowering Is vodka the most versatile alcoholic beverage?
>>21890766silver rum as well.
>>21890766Vodka is just the top choice for alcoholics. Cheap, no flavour and almost unnoticeable in your breath.
Hey alkies ans earthrockers. Vodka is not as odorless as you think it is. Be careful.
>>21890766>lasts forevernot around me
>>21890766>lasts foreverThat's simply untrue, vodka goes bad pretty quickly after you open the bottle, that's why you have to finish it.
>>21890766>lasts forever>1L bottle gone within 3 daysLiar
>3 days>drinking rancid vodkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdyD2kZSiLw
>>21891066>>21891036This desu. t. al/ck/
>>21890766Good vodka is amazing.Shitty vodka is the absolute worst...
>>21890766i love vodka. but after binging a couple bottles all weekend i feel like im gonna die. i can't handle these awful hangovers anymore lol
>>21890781>almost unnoticeable in your breathalkie cope, the slavshit at my gym still reeks of vodka everytime he opens his mouth
>>21891712Stop kissing him then
>>21891712You sweat it out too. Add up all the other little tells you radiate when youre half in the bag all the time and you'll get caught quickly. Most people wont say anything at first, until they all say something.
>>21891610Same, dude. I legitimately feel like im dying, its not just "oh, i feel like shit" anymkre, but actual death. And my heart feels non existent. Do you get that weird smell seeping out of you now, too?
>>21891745depends how functional you are. People only say something if you make a fool of yourself or if you're an asshole. I showed up to work drunk for years and busted my ass and out worked everyone. I know they knew I was drunk but they liked me and if they said something they'd have to do all of the work that I was doing.
gin is better, the juniper notes blend into the ethnaol flavor so you don't notice it as much
>>21890781Cheap vodka tastes horrible
>>21891884>if they said something they'd have to do all of the workI don't think they liked you as much as you think.
>>21891066Rookie numbers. 1l will be gone in a day. 1.75 can last 2
>>21892639I mean I still work there with the same people I'm just not a drunk anymore. Everyone loves me because I'm friendly and sociable and work harder than anyone.
I buy absolute bottom shelf vodka and mix it with sugar free fanta. I never get hangovers so the quality of the vodka doesn't matter in that sense and you can't taste it anyways when its mixed. I got Grey goose once as a gift and the taste was the same when mixed.
>>21892849>I got Grey goose once as a gift and the taste was the same when mixed.That's because GG is shit vodka that rides on good marketing.
>>21892852I see, I don't really know anything about vodka brands. It's the same for the standard stuff like Absolut and Smirnoff, 1 part vodka and 4 parts fanta and I can't taste it regardless so no reason to pay 2-3 times more than my bottom shelf poison.
>>21892856>I can't taste it regardless so no reason to pay 2-3 times more than my bottom shelf poison.Oh, you're absolutely right about this part. I just take any opportunity I can to shit on that overpriced frog meme juice. Actually good vodka brands are ones like Lvov, Zyr, or Ketel One
>>21890766*almost anythingESL retard.
>>21892856If you want to drink it in shots or boozy cocktails like vodka martinis or something, it's good to go for something solid like Chopin or whatever. Not gray goose which is all marketing.But yeah, if you're just mixing with fanta, there is no reason to buy top shelf vodka
