Healthy XXL AmeriGOD here. Going to visit my qt3.14 English rose soon, what are the must-try foods and beverages the caliphate of England has to offer?
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>>21890948Greggs is the triumphant culinary achievement of humanity. The British Empire conquered the world so we could invent Greggs.
>>21891014Fancier British hotels often serve Greggs Benedict (four stars and above)
>>21890948Try McDonalds there and see how different it is from McDonalds here.
>>21890948clotted cream for your clogged arteries
All the biscuits. Chocolate hobnobs, Fox's crunch creams, all sorts.Toffee, fudge. Full English BrekkieFish and chips with curry sauceBritish Curry from a proper restaurant with all the chutneys, pickles and poppadomsSteak and kidney pieSunday RoastTrifleTreacle sponge Mr Kipling's exceedingly good cakesAles like Hobgoblin, Timothy Taylor's Landlord Cheeky Wetherspoons cocktail pitcher
>>21890948>Oh hi ma'am. Thank you, but before I take this giant fish cake from you, I'd like to know where it came from? I suspect most fish these days come from farm fisheries. And most of these farms are malpractices with the overuse of unsustainable chemicals and growth agents. I wouldn't want to support that, let alone eat a fish originating from such place. This fish seems abnormally large, so my suspicion is peaked. Can you please go check where it originate from and ensure this meets my ideals? I have time. Please go check. I can even help make the necessary Google searches too if your attempts are unfruitful.
Sausage rolls, steak pie, Sunday roast, fish and chips, home made bread/butter pudding. >>21891063Fast food it's not that good, KFC not good at all, probably the worst I've tried in Europe (no offence bros).
>>21891101More wooden than chatgpt
>>21891101>my suspicion is peakedHe's at the peak of his suspicion. He's never before been, nor will he ever again be, as suspicious as he is right now.
>>21890948WetherspoonsToby CarveryFrankie and Benny's BeefeaterNandos
>>21890948The cheeses. Brits have a cheese industry second to none.
Here are the things I always bring my American in laws when we go to the US to see them. It's a bit biased towards sweets because they pack well.>Jaffa cakesEvery American loves these.>ChocolateGet the own brand milk chocolate from a nice supermarket like Waitrose or M&S. You will probably like it.>HoneycombIt's pretty good, but the main reason you should try it is that it's difficult to get in the United States.>Black puddingIf you aren't weirded out by offal, try this. It's basically illegal in the US so this will be your only chance. I don't bring it with me because of that but I would if I could.>BreadI am not someone who hates on American food, but American bread is generally of a worse quality, and without going to a proper bakery you hit the ceiling on bread quality pretty quickly in the US. Get some store-baked loaves and try them out. This isn't something I bring with me either, obviously, but it's something I always miss when we're over there.>McDonald'sI don't eat it here or in the US, but I am told the UK one is significantly better. Might be worth a try if you like McDonald's. Does not apply to less common US fast food places like Wendy's or Five Guys. Those always suck compared to their US counterparts.>Coca ColaI know you guys are the Coca Cola capital, but outside of the US it's always made with cane sugar rather than corn syrup. Tastes like Mexican coke.
>>21891397probably went over his head still
>>21891018You realize the stars aren't a rating, but an indicator of services provided.
>>21891335>KFCKFC isn't even good here. Oddly enough it's only good in Japan.
Sticky toffee pudding covered in cream Roast at a posh pubFull English
>>21891741I do now
>>21890948Crisp sarnie with some Earl Gray tea is my favourite.
>>21891612Haggis is the one that is illegal in the US, not black pudding.
>>21893050>not black pudding.Real Black Pudding is Banned in the USA, Americans have their own version.