/ck/ - BREAKING NEWS: Judge rules boneless chicken wings - Food & Cooking

Anonymous

02/18/26(Wed)10:43:47 No.21892624

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Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:43:47 No.21892624 Archived

BREAKING NEWS: Judge rules boneless chicken wings are, in fact, still wings despite having no wing meat.

https://wgntv.com/news/trending/buffalo-wild-wings-boneless-wings-lawsuit/

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:47:53 No.21892629

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:47:53 No.21892629

I can't live in this ass-backwards timeline anymore.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:51:51 No.21892640

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:51:51 No.21892640

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1.58 MB WEBM

sometimes the system works

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:58:38 No.21892653

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:58:38 No.21892653

>>21892624
BREAKING NEWS: Judge rules that man is not eligible for financial restitution from boneless wing purchase that did not contain wing meat.

ftfy

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)11:03:00 No.21892659

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)11:03:00 No.21892659

>>21892624
ALSO BREAKING NEWS: Judge rules boneless chicken wings are, in fact, still boneless despite having bones.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)11:10:28 No.21892671

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)11:10:28 No.21892671

>>21892624
Great. More mental illness.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)11:13:58 No.21892679

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)11:13:58 No.21892679

>>21892624
>Judge
irrelevant.
>>21892640
glad to see this webm is still around.
it's from all-star baseball 2002.

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)00:09:12 No.21893820

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)00:09:12 No.21893820

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>>21892624
So is this a bag of boneless porterhouse?

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)01:03:29 No.21893856

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)01:03:29 No.21893856

>>21893820
Have you bribed a judge? No?
Then no, they aren't.

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)01:19:58 No.21893864

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)01:19:58 No.21893864

Truth is, if the claimant or defendant is willing to be flayed on live television then they should get restitution and win the case. If you are not willing to get flayed to prove your adamant claim or defense then you are not worth siding with!