>little bit of olive oil>dumps half the bottle in
Based
>>21899542>Just the tip>Shoves whole cock in OP’s mum’s arsehole.
>>21899542Every European chef does this. They practically bathe in olive oil
>>21899551Oh shit how will OP recover from this
>>21899542That's standard practice for olive oil people. Every olive oil people drowns their food in the stuff. It's delicious because they use good olive oil
>>21899542Good
>"Just a pinch of salt.">*Actually uses a pinch of salt*Why are salt people so restrained compared to olive oil people?
>5 pizza threads on the catalog at any one time, every day, all year long>average cu/ck/ posts another one>UM GUYS WHAT’S YOUR FAVEY TOPPING :-Dsome fatties just want a parasocial experience while they outsource their health and financial future to a delivery pizza chain, er i mean stuff their fat fucking face to bury their feefees, er i mean watch the world burn :-D
>>21899833what are you talking about dude
>>21899569Olive oil is good for you and tastes great
What are top tier olive oil brands in USA? No cheap shit unless it holds up.
>>21899841How bout you buy your own olives and squeeze them in your ass, bitch
>>21899835Someone is going to multiple threads sperging about pizza for some reason.
>>21899542>and now to elevate this dish to a whole new culinary realm:>butter
>>21899882Is he wrong tho?
Only cold extracted extra virgin olive oil doesn't give me excruciating joint pain.It made me realise, it isn't what you eat, it's the quality of what you eat.
>>21899857Will you go schizo in those, as well?
>>21899542>Gives it that MEDITERRANEAN
>>21899837No, refined fat is not "good for you"
>>21899542>little bit of olive oil>dumps half the bottle inliterally every single tv chefand they're not wrong
>>21899813slightly more olive oil won't shoot your blood pressure up and give you heart disease
>>21899542a little bit of olive oil means just enough so the dish works, you cant fry or saute properly with 2 drops of oil
>>21899833So what’s your favorite topping, fatty?
>>21899841There really isn't, except California-grown California Olive Ranch OO.
>>21899542>>21899569>>21900425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blrNxVyNgPs
>>21899837>Olive oil is good for youNo. When compared to some other forms of fats, olive oil is better from a longevity standpoint, but:1. In general, fats of all kinds are bad for you. A human only require 3-5% total daily calories from essential fatty acides (all other fats are nothing but calories to the human body). No more. Protein is critical, followed distantly by carbohydrates, and fat is actually the least essential and nutritive value. Those any fat, including olive oil, is in general bad for you, as modern cuisines tend to use 13% minimum to as much as 30% fat (in typically Meditteranean diets because they guzzle olive oil), thus consuming a diet high in fat and necessarily low in protein by comparison.2. Because olive oil is used in massive amounts and children are brainwashed by (mostly the Italians, who have campaigned on this for over 30 years because their economy benefits) into believing that "olive oil is healthy", olive oil is greatly overused and dishes are soaked in oil, often emulsified or absorbed into the protein or carbs so it is hidden.3. Olive oil is in fact bad for you. The only context in which it might be peddled as "good" is when compared to things like lard and other saturated fats like Mexicans consume like ice cream.hurr-durr, olive oil is good for youNo.You're retarded. Go take a biochemistry class.
>>21900807Canola oil, then?
>>21900807>t carnist
>>21900807>A human only requireYou can survive on very low amounts of a lot of things but it doesn't mean it's ideal. The bare minimum to survive is not the same as optimal.If you're talking about refined fats more specifically then there can be some truth to that because refining anything usually discards nutritious things and can lead to overconsumption of what's left. So like eating actual olives and coconut might be better than olive oil and coconut oil.
this >>21900807the so-called mediteranean diet being some wonder diet has always been nonsenseyes, some in the mediteranean live longer than some others on the planet compared to americans, but compared to the rest of the world mediteraneans do not live longeralso, their diet benefits are due almost entirely to widespread poverty and lack of food, which prevents over-eatinglast, every single study done on the mediteranean diet benefits has shown that it has nothing to do with olive oil and that olive oil is in fact bad for you and that mediteraneans would no doubt live longer if they consumed less olive oilthe whole olive oil being good thing was marketing and advertising done by the italian government beginning in the early 1980sjust like all other things italian (like they invented pizza, when pizza was in fact invented in NYC) it's pure bullshit
The more experience one has in the culinary arts, the more one realizes the British chefs are just a joke and can't really cook at all, just imitate. Marco, and especially that scumbag Gordon Ramsey (the screaming "chef") have never been proven. They pay for their Michelin stars (as all do) and can't compete with serious chefs. They are celebrities who pretend to be chefs. Anybody who is even a mediocre check who listens to a British chef is about a moron. Marco uses shit tons of olive oil, Gordon shit tons of butter. Eat at their restaurants, grossly overpay, and eat shit tons of fat. Fat tastes good. It has nothing to do with their food or ability to cook.
>>21900829british food has always been shitit's only recently that they stole food from america and the rest of europe and now pretend it has something to do with their own bland, tasteless shitapparently having obnoxious chefs yell at everyone is their m.o. for covering up the fact that their food has always suckedbrits are the joke of europe as food goeswe french have always kicked their ass
>>21900821sounds like samefagging
>>21899882Exquisite.
>>21899841pic related. i don't get anything else
>>21900254>>21900807The Romans and Greeks have been consuming olive oil for over 2000 years. If it worked for them, I'll take my chances
>>21899578*op's mom
>>21899542I watched his recent lentil video. He used about 12oz of olive oil. I think he's literally lost his mind. He's all fat and disheveled and his voice is all hoarse, probably from screaming while pacing in circles at his home. Still one of my favorites.
>>21900807Didn't read your chatgpt offal.
>>21901135not him, but the romans lasted less than 500 years and died off when the roman empire ended in 476 ADso yeah, bad choicethe greeks are the niggers of europe, broke, poor, and a nation that has always been horribly mismanagedthe diets in the mediteranean are comprised of what they have, nothing more as almost nothing is imported so their diets are very limited compared to most of the rest of the worldgreeks have a life expentancy of 81-83 years, while americans are 79 years but if you remove niggers from the american lifespan (niggers have bad genes and die of all sorts of diseases early with the shortest life expectancy on the planet), the average american life expectancy is 86 yearsthus, (white) americans actually have a longer life expectancy that greeks, and certainly italians (italians are NOT romans)none of these things have anything to do with "olive oil"no fat is "healthy", and olive oil is not and has never been healthy, just a healthier alternative to SOME oils yet other oils like avocado oil and canola oil are healthier than olive oil and much better to cook with because olive oil's smoke pointlast, olive oil is one of the oils that goes rancid very, very fastit is difficult to smell because olive oil has a distinctive smell to it as opposed to most oils (which are neutral) and so it is maskedif you eat a dish with olive oil and have diarrhea the next day, it was the olive oil, and some have estimated that upwards of 95% of all olive oils on the table in restaurants are rancid according to random testing (they tend to not clean the bottles either, just refill, which means rancidity is nearly immediate)tl;dranybody that claims olive oil is good for you is very ignorantno oil has anything to do with longevity, and that notion is ridiculousolive oil has in fact been shown to harm the heart more so than other oilsolive oil is routinely rancid and is rarely fresh but you can't smell how bad it is
>>21901405>the roman empire ended because of olive oilyou're literally too retarded for me to even rape
>>21901158he started going senile long agohe was never a great chef, just entertaininghe speaks as though he is authoritative, yet he says a lot of stupid shit all the time that is culinarily wrong, same as ramsey, both just stupid shits
>>21901344not him but if you didn't read it, why post?you clearly did read it, else you wouldn't have responded, and done so with a negative responsemaybe find a book on logic or even common sense if you canyou don't belong here if you are this dumb with the "didn't read" nonsense from the 00's
>>21901415didn't readkeep seething lol
>>21901405>no fat is "healthy"schizo nonsense>if you eat a dish with olive oil and have diarrhea the next dayi don't have that issue even with the cheapest olive oil>>21901415>nonsense from the 00'slolthere's nothing wrong with telling someone their long vomit of a post sucks
>>21900807>olive oil is better from a longevity standpoint, but:there is no but faggot
>>21901419>uses "seethe">5 year old confirmed
>>21901571kek you lost faggot
>>21901423Actually, he's right. There is no form of fat that is actually healthy. Humans are biochemically and genetically designed to consume very little fat. Fat is what ultimately kills most humans and is the #1 source of both cancer, heart disease, neuropathy, and all the top diseases. Evolutionarily, most animals that carnivores would hunt have very little fat, less than 2-3%. Man domesticated things like pigs, cows, etc., and bread them to produce enormous amounts of fat then fed them high-fat diets, then consumed them because of purely "taste" reasons, not health. It turns out people buy foods that taste good, not foods that are healthy. Restaurants are the worst culprit as almost all cuisines cook with enormous amounts of fat these days, often upwards of 20-30% fat, both for proteins, carbohydrates soaked in various oils, fried, deserts, and even many drinks (alcohol is converted to fat by the body).Fat is not healthy, period. It's what kills you. Because some fools convince themselves that things like olive oil are "healthy", they essentially guzzle it or at least douse their food with it. Humans did not evolve to eat fat like that and our bodies do not know how to process it, especially even in mild excess, and so free radicals and all sorts of destructive biochemical by-products are created in the body attempting to get rid of it, then the body just gives up and the liver sends it all to adipose storage and it sits on the body for decades or more likely you die with that same fat on your body sitting there. Neither proteins nor carbohydrates are handled this way by the body.Source: me. A board-certified cardiothoracic surgeon who happens to be a foodie/home chef.
>>21901583>fat:sugar:saltthe dark triad of making shit taste fucking awesome
>>21901573Not him, but you seem incredibly immature. This isn't /b/. His post was informative. You are entitled to disagree, but hurling nonstop 'didnt' read' and 'schizo' and 'kek' and 'faggot' and 'seethe" is nothing but a display of immaturity and that in fact it is you who lost, not him.
>>21901586
>>21901585That's not actually true. You are confusing certain things that become addictive with good taste. All 3 of those are actually biochemically addictive. That is not the same as tasting good. A cocaine addict thinks cocaine is great. However, it's not healthy and will kill you.Cut sugar, fat and salt out of your diet for a month. Then prepare a meal of sugar, fat and salt like you had a month prior, and you will find it repulsive.
>>21901583>Actually, he's right.you're him
>>21901585>fat pigman confirmed>trying to justify his lifestyle so hard
>>21901586didn't real lmaokeep seething faggot :)
this >>21901586
>>21901583>Humans did not evolve to eat fat like thatNuts and seeds have been part of the human diet for a long time. In some places they were more abundant than carbs. Some people evolved to consume a lot of dairy, in western/northern Europe, and some parts of Africa and the Middle East, lactase persistence is very high which means it was a large regular part of the diet. They weren't drinking skim milk. >Source: me. A board-certified cardiothoracic surgeon who happens to be a foodie/home chef.Then you should know obesity is the main factor in dietary related health issues like that. And maybe look into things like fructose and starch intolerance which are driving disease as well.
>>21901590Wrong yet again.
>>21901603
>>21901594Nuts and seeds are actually only a recent part of the human diet. For the over 350,000 years humans have existed, nuts and seeds were not a part of the human diet, and thus nor was the human body designed to consume them. Man started scavenging roughly 8-10,000 years ago and prior thereto, for hundreds of thousands of years man had almost exclusivly a carnivorous diet, albeit with the occasional handful of berries that might occur a week or two out of the year. Ultimately, man cultivated certain trees and plants that occurred only in low frequency in the wild and made farms out of them, but that only occured in the past 1k - 1.5k years ago, and only in the past 2 hundred years in any quantity that could be called consumption as a regular part of man's diet.You are simply dead wrong. Again.
>>21901603Oh snap!Even more proof that the 'didn't read' 'schizo' 'kek' 'faggot' 'seethe' FAT PIG MAN here:>>21901591>>21901590>>21901587>>21901585>>21901573>>21901506>>21901423>>21901419>>21901411has less than a 50 IQ and gets off by shitposting on a cooking board.
>>21901619yeah, and schizo didnt read seethe faggot fat pig likely guzzles olive oil by the barrel after mowing down several birthday cakes with crisco frosting
>>21901614>Nuts and seeds are actually only a recent part of the human dietYou can go find information saying that archaelogical evidence shows humans were eating nuts almost a million years ago as a decent part of their diet.>Man started scavenging roughly 8-10,000 years agoWhat is this nonsense? Major adaptations to domesticating plants and crops started 8-10,000 years ago. There is very clear evidence of genetic adaptations to starch and dairy in these places.>handful of berries that might occur a week or two out of the yearDumb. Fruit is available regularly in moderate climates. The entire Earth was not ice for 11.5 months out of the year. This is always an anti-carb dogmatic argument with no basis in reality. You sound like someone just trying to promote a carnivore diet.I don't care about responding to anything else you're saying. It's easily debunked nonsense and you're clearly biased.
>>21901619>Oh snap!you're corny
>>21899542> Why do professionals use so much olive oil I don't.> Why do professionals use so much salt, I don't.> Why is my food not as good as the professionals?Every time on /ck/
>>21901619ahaha look at this faggot seethestay unhealthy loser
>>21901625>my foodimplying anyone on /ck/ actually cooks
>>21901631The fucked up accuracy of that is evident every time I come here to talk about cooking
>>21901622>You can go find information saying that archaelogical evidence shows humans were eating nuts almost a million years ago as a decent part of their diet.LMFAO!>being this retarded>thinking someone believe there was archaelogical evidence of eating nuts one million years agoOh, and fyi, fruit is produced one per year and is only available in very finite climates during a week. You see, fruit has the function of producing a seed. A plant grows seasonally and produces seed once per year.You are so fucking dumb, it's pathetic and sad at the same time.You keep googling in desperation and looking up selective nonsense to try to respond as though your IQ is above 50, moron, then intermingling that with pure nonsense you made up that is obviously pure bullshit we all recognize.What a fucking dunce you are!Go drink another bucket of olive oil, wash it down with more fat, sugar, and salt, you fat old bald man, lmfao!!!
>>21901694>fruit is produced one per yearyou stupid or somethin
>>21901631I do. I'm a professional chef, classically trained, degreed, and have opened 4 restaurants, all but one of which were funded in excess of $1M, and have been nominated for a JB twice now.Whatever imbecile in this thread actually thinks MPW is anything but an obnoxious drunk, chronic drug addict, and about as far from being an accomplished chef in the past quarter century and that (somehow) using olive oil to fry with makes sense or that olive oil is "healthy" is an imbecile.
>>21901405>greeks have a life expentancy of 81-83 years, while americans are 79 years but if you remove niggers from the american lifespan (niggers have bad genes and die of all sorts of diseases early with the shortest life expectancy on the planet), the average american life expectancy is 86 yearsNTA but you can't remove one nation's lower classes and then make a comparison, you'd also need to remove the equivalent demographic from Greece. Unless of course you're an american who thinks poverty is purely a function of skin colour.
>>21901583> Fat is what ultimately kills most humans and is the #1 source of both cancer,Tobacco is the #1 cause of cancer.
>>21901697not him but you are the stupid one, and you've displayed that all over this threadfact: fruit is produced by plants once a year, at best, and in fact the majority of plants that bear fruit typically produce it once every other year as part of their normal cycle of growththis is a very well known fact by every orchard grower and harvester worldwidein the wild, plants typically produce even less fruit and do so once every several years and in very small quantities
>>21901697omg you are one dumbass motherfucker!
>>21901709>>21901712Oh okay. So frugivores, animals who have diets that are mostly made up of fruit, don't exist I guess (they do)Not all plants exist on the same exact schedule. What a bizarre thing to believe. There are plants that produce fruit most of the year anyway.
>>21901719None of them but you are an idiot.You are on an image board, about cooking, and the thread within this is about a chef, Marco Pierre White, who uses shit tons of olive oil to the point of absurdity.You have acted like an obnoxious child throughout this thread, posted completely false garbage you made up after using google and leaning one unrelated fact to attempt to formulate a response after repeatedly having been humiliated for being both an asshole and a moron, over and over again.Now you are on illogic, shitpost #17 where you again engage in diversion to yet another unrelated topic and attempt to respond to a known fact that shot you and your moronic post down again, exposing you for being the thread idiot, by again stating an unrelated thing that you believe is true because you learned things from other, much smarter, anons here and then googled something you now believe disputes some tiny aspect that only ever existed in your mind, all Straw Man 101 imbecile on display.Here's a clue, idiot: That you just discovered in your frantic googling that "frugivores" is a word and some animals that have diets made of fruits does not contradict other anons pointing out your previous diversionary point to which everyone responded that fruits only exist for any given plant once per year, at best. Now you want to talk about some bird, labelled "fruigivores" and claim that because they exist therefore olive oil is "healthy" or whatever complete bullshit you are off spewing now to try to be right when everyone can plainly see how fucking stupid and immature you are ALL OVER THIS THREAD! By the way, frugivores do not have diets that are "mostly" made up of fruits. Frugivores are a very narrow group of animals existing only in tropical climates in a tiny band of land at the equator only that "thrive" mostly on fruits. Fruits are rare, a plant only produces fruit, at best, once a year, jungles are not "full of fruit", and only 20% of mammals even eat fruit.
>>21902012i am not reading all of that
>>21902012Further, frugivores are simply animals that eat fruit as frugivory means literally "fruit eating", which is a mechanism for plants to produce something attractive to a mobile species to in turn spread the plants seeds through the animals digestive tract for the plant to propagate, typically annually or far more common biennial. Frugivores are almost entirely just birds, and a tiny portion of birds at that. No human (you know, what we were all talking about, here in our cooking thread making fun of Marco for overusing olive oil) is a frugivore. Let's say that again, thick skull: NO HUMAN is a frugivore. Of the small group of avians that are, note that all avians together comprise literally less than 1% of the 2.16 million species on the planet earth, and of only 12% of bird species are frugivores, and they do not eat "just fruit" but instead are some types of tropical birds in less than 2% of the earth's land mass that have a diet that during a few weeks of the year have a diet that relies heavily on fruit. That is what a "frugivore" is. Yes, they exist. Your retarded point that "they exist, therefore I am right about everything, and olive oil should be guzzled and fats and salt and sugar are all healthy and schizo and kek and didn't read and faggot and . . ." whatever you say, retard!You should not only get off 4chan as you are too retarded to even be here, but get off the internet entirely. You are literally too dumb to be on the internet. This is not your playhouse for pretending to be educated because you discovered google and think you look smart by engaging in nonstop deflection with some shred of an unrelated fact no one was talking about in a thread having nothing to do with anything you are screech on with shitting all over yourself while we all laugh at how fucking dumb you are.
>>21902045still not reading it
>>21902012>>21902045damnbased anonI agree
>>21902047i read this one
>>21901719go outside, little guythe other children are frolicking in the shitstreet outside the curtain of your 3rd world shithole countryyou have embarrassed yourself enough today on the internetgo find a frugivore and preach to it that you are right about all things and google told you olive oil makes good anal lube too therefore you are smart!
>>21902032>didnt readwhat every retard says that reads a post that humiliates him and his pea brain cannot find a substantive response to haven been proven a complete retardtell us more about frugivores, and how they exist, and that this means you are not as retarded as everyone knows you are, lol
this >>21902012x100
>>21902074>>21902080seethe
>>21902045>Frugivores are almost entirely just birdsChimps, closest human relative, are frugivores.>NO HUMAN is a frugivore.Never claimed they were. But frugivores wouldn't exist if "a handful of berries once a week per year" is all that was available. >and olive oil should be guzzled Never claimed it should be. I actually said olive oil probably isn't an ideal food to eat large amounts of all the time. I think you're confused by the aspect of Anonymous and don't think there are multiple posters saying things you disagree with and it seems to be making you exceptionally angry. It's funny. And you're also just making up arguments to argue against as if someone else said it.
