If your breakfast consists of more than coffee, cigarettes and one hard boiled egg, you're overdoing it.
If you posting for attention that your breakfast consists of more than coffee, cigarettes and one hard boiled egg, you're overdoing it.
>>21904906if you visit this board (...)
>>21904893This is so reddit
>>21904910There would be sugar and carbs
>>21904893I don't smoke because of asthma. So my breakfast is eggs, coffee and porridge.
>>21904933Overdoing it.
>>21904933>porridge on a platewtf is your problem?
>>21904937thats nothing. Other night I blended oats into a powder and boiled it into a mash and has it with sausages and baked beans.Pic unrelated but also with beans
don't be jelly cuz we ball
>>21904969Doing way too much
>>21904893What if my breakfast is just coffee and cigarette
>>21904978Pretentious. Have an egg.
I have only coffee on weekdays and 3 eggs in weekends
>>21904893What if it consists of coffee, two cigarettes and a hard boiled egg
>>21905377Two cigarettes simultaneously? Bold, daring I might say. Otherwise, coffee and cigarettes are not quantified, they are mere quintessential additions to the ideal morning experience, accompanied with a single hard boiled egg. A balanced breakfast routine involves a minimum of three cups of coffee and five cigarettes. The creaminess of the egg may be enjoyed to compliment the aroma of coffee and the scent of your favorite tobacco blend. I recommend the addition of a pinch of salt to the egg, but no pepper, so as to not disturb the palate for the full bouquet of coffee and cigarettes. Needless to say the coffee must be taken black, no sweeteners.
>eating breakfastenjoy being fat lmao
>>21904893>coffee, cigarettes and one hard boiled egg>performative psuedomasculinityYou're balding and have a hot sauce collection.
>>21905691>performative psuedomasculinityIt's a shitpost you dip
>>21905695*spits on your faggot face*ptoo ptoo
>>21904893OK, Philip MarloweYou forgot the glass of Gimlet
If your breakfast consists of less than a bowl of heckin fruit loops, a big ass fuckin rip of the bong and one episode of Rick and Morty, do yourself a kindful and get on that shit right the fuck now!
>>21904893what if i have 19 cups of coffee and 6 packs of cigs for breakfast?
>>21904893>An entire boiled egg for breakfast Ooh la la, I didn't realize we had Mr High Society on this board. What the hell do you need the egg for, you already have the coffee and the smoke. That's more than enough to break your fast.
>>21904893I know but I really needed oatmeal this morning to help me shit.
>>21904969This guy knows nutrients
>>21905711When this pic first made the rounds, years ago, I was actually living like that, i even recognize the shitty trailer Florida room, because I lived in the Florida room of my grandma's trailer at the time. It was like looking into a mirror and it made me clean up my act and quit all of that shit.
>>21905711This guy knows nutrients
>>21904893gotta have a beer too
