webm thread
>>21905492Fries are one of those things that are almost never worth making at home. The frozen ones are almost always better.
>>21905504I hate that i love beef tongue. Not willing to prepare it home but man is it good
I own that knife.
>>21905486>cigar ash barbecue sauce recipe>ingredients: cigar ash, barbecue sauce
>>21905484Oh shit yeah its the bitch who chops onions like penises
>>21905486there’s something really disgustingly homosexual about this. This is gayer than two men kissing
>>21905484What an awful looking everything
>>21905569No need to wrap them in bacon
>>21905484Ahh yes the TikTok knife licking whore wearing her obnoxiously large engagement ring. What a keeper.
>>21905484anyone have a good vegetarian instagram account to follow? all of the ones i can find are vegan
>>21905504>max the jerky shill
>>21905486What a bunch of faggots
>>21905488it's a fucking skewer bro
>>21905484She spat it out :(
>>21905762this is really memey but they also look fucking delicious
>>21905776Thanks Doc.
>>21905486that youtube channel is based. those guys are definitely in some biker gang lol
>>21905664>paneer fingersThat sounds like a slur. I feel like I might get in trouble for calling an Indian paneer fingers in public.
>>21905486Didn't one these guys get busted for diddling kids?
Can someone please post that webm of a chinese lady dropping a bowl of porridge right after she get it from a street vendor?Here's another webm in return.
>>21905863No sorry. That webm wasn't good enough
>>21905795This is 'marry me chicken' sans chicken and the broth.
>>21905484I'd never let my fiance post this shit
>>21905664so mozzarella sticks with a worse cheese
>>21905839>eating actual ballsacks
>>21905484leave me alone, thotty!
>>21906257
Bump
>>21906282Don't get it. Is it cropped and photoshopped porn?
>>21905548>Not willing to prepare it homeI've done this, it smells bad when boiling it, I dread it like boiling octopus in vinegar but it's always tasty.
>>21905748
>>21906149I haven't tried paneer but mozzarella is the most boring tasting cheese, no salt, no flavor.
I only have shitty OC webbum. Anon hates this one for some reason but here we go
>>21906443fucking hell that's not the right one
>>21905484
>>21905504That poor garloid :((
>>21905869Fine then, how about this, will you post the webm now?
>>21906257Why does she look like someone is pointing a gun at her off camera?
>>21905863>chinese lady dropping a bowl of porridge right after she get itwhat happened? was she disgusted by the lack of gutterölle?
>>21906438Better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL-HYSlvRM
>>21905542try making cottage fries. they are significantly better than any other fries i've eaten at a restaurant.
>>21906494are those oven- or pan-fried or what?
>>21905785I imagine she gives great rimjobs
>>21905829More like in a leather faggot club
>>21906491Way better than porn. Amazing
>>21906494My dad used to make those all the time. He called them "thick chips" and cooked them in the over with olive oil, salt, pepper, and rosemary. I loved that shit
>>21906487Either the bowl or her hand is slippery or the bowl is too hot for her to hold.
>>21906642either way it sounds very yucky
>>21905863
>>21906150If you think about it, that's not any worse than sausages that are made with intestinal casings.
>>21906859RIP
>>21906859Still better than Indian streetfood, even spilled on the floor.
>>21906441well you're in for a treat cause it does in fact, get worse
>>21905484Y Oi cannot convince me this is not a man
>>21906441It’s like mozzarella but different textureYou probably won’t line it lmaoo
>>21906150you don't get to complain in a subsistence economy
>>21907038tfw someone saves your webm you made
>>21907364Fat old women are so gross. Now I'll be skipping dinner.
>>21907399... What is it?..
>>21907364>big ugly tattoo sleeve
>>21906445One could only imagine the unholy stench that fills the halls of the All Bengal Woman's Union following curried egg night.
>>21907683
>>21905839Chinese haggis?
>>21907522God I bet she smells so bad
>>21907399>hannah (((zimmerman)))I withdraw my meme.
>>21905839I was excited at first but he just boiled them. Absolute travesty.
>>21905484wouldn't want a handy from her
>>21907810faggot
>>21907374How was it? Ngl it looked gross
>>21905484I hate AI so much
>>21905484Tbh this did make me want a pb and j
>>21905748You do realize that sayings aren't to be taken literal, right? Same with proverbs, an apple a day keeps the doctor away isn't literal.
>>21905741Yeah cigars are super gay. I was jerking off to gay leather porn once when a dude dipped the tip of his cigar in a guys asshole then stuck it in his mouth
>>21905504What's that weird box thing, portable smoker?
>>21905492Pro tip this is a massive waste of time. Just buy frozen and fry them.
>>21907989just saw the vid on youtube or something, I have a soft spot for gas station food because it keeps me going on road trips.
>>21908341Frozen fries are fine but still have less flavor than a freshly prepared potato.
>>21908506>>21908341Frozen fries are about 85% as good as a fresh tatter, they wont make you jizz your pants like all the effort in the webm and are nice for lazy bachelor dinners
>>21905776>fried dildo chips slices
>>21906642Wait, so macarons are just two, flat topped meringues glued together with some jam?
>>21908681>and the next day our baby boy was mutilated
>>21906859
>>21908714kek saved
>>21908714Generational fumble, these dudes will be MOCKED FOREVER
>>21908728bet it gets brought up every superbowl
>>21908762>butters the bread>puts oil on the stove
>>21908761What did baldie think was gonna happen
>>21908765combining the two increases the smoke point.
>>21908785he's toasting bread lol if there's any smoke you fucked up
>>21908767Lol cornstarch is fun
>>21908785It doesn't really. Oil might lower the pan temp for a moment which could help prevent burning, but otherwise you're just diluting the burned butter so it's less noticeable.
>>21908706Uh, well, they... Pretty much.
>>21905492>cut friesThey're not fries until they're actually fried. What a fucking retard.
>>21906257If I wasn't married I'd let her churn my butter if you see what I mean.
>>21908762>bread fully browned>cheese completely unmeltedit's game over at this point. you can't save it.
>>21905486Got my BBQ shoes onI'm going down to the house of sausage
>>21908762This movie is stupid and sucks but the food porn in it fantastic
>>21909282those are the eggs i made on my mommas pancake pan when i was 7
>>21909298if no one has thought you by now, use butter over oil if you're pan is stainless steel for eggs
>>21909282lol what a cooklet, no wonder the android is confused.
>>21908714All they had to do was not hold it like faggots
>>21909020Always thought there was more to it.
>>21909282It's either this, or the egg soup a la Gordon "3 Stars" Ramsay. No inbetweens.
>>21909301He's probably confused as to why Riker invites them to a dinner party, has prepared bowls of condiments, and then serves just the scrambled eggs with nothing else.
>>21908708Akchyually, brit milah happens a week after birth.
>>21905486this is so extraordinary gay and disgusting lmaooot. dick-sucking bifag>>21905492one missing (very important) info is the type of potato
>>21909282lmao i'm in tears, this is a Jack-tier disasterand Rikers' stare at the end ".... and voilà, behold the superior sophistication and taste of the human white race"
>>21908681I thought they didn’t let ladies eat before induction due to the meds making them barf
>>21909617Barf and potentially shit yes. Jew got the exception yet again. My wife's 2 day labor meant only jelly and broth the whole time.
>>21909388
>>21909728Ohh and I was looking for the edit of this one were the eggs go on and off the burner like 12 times
>>21905488>tfw you didn't spend wan gajirrion years learning how to stick fish on a skewer and roast it and fuck it up
>>21905484she needs more iron in her diether hands are basically purplefrom low oxygen in her blood.also you can see how weak she is because of itshes holding the knife and bread so hard that shes shaking and still can hardly do itprobably a vegan if i had to guess
>>21906486pete hines is a big butter fan
>>21909728The Filp who acts like he never saw chives before kills me.
>>21909282Kek just imagine Star Trek people going on /ck/>Is cooking my own food worth it when I can just replicate it??
>>21909728>cooking demo>everyone is standing a mile away so they can barely seeIs Gordon really that worried about assassination?
>>21909729kek I remember that one
>>21909301>>21909282I mean if you could just replicate five star food your cooking skills would shit out too i guess
>>21909642>2 day laborDid you try telling her to push harder you fat cow?
>>21905492The process of making home fries like this is such a waste of time. I started doing them in the oven with some oil and they get just as crispy if not more and its way less work. If not this then a bag of frozen ones from costco are pretty good as well
>>21909071Watch your words, that's someone's son
>>21908706>>21909386it's all in the technique of whipping them just enough
>>21909728I've made them "French Style" like this before. Wouldn't recommend it, the texture is gross. There's no bite to them at all, just a paradoxically fully-cooked slime, my brain hated it on a primal level.
made some new ones boys
>>21910626jesus, mary and joseph
>>21910626thats so depressing. i could do better with less. shopping at dollar tree was the first mistake
>>21910704>>21910709Not even that bad for sloppa but even some frozen peas or beans would give some protein and only add a buck or so
>>21910626If she just cooked the noodles and the sauce separately like a normal human being this would be perfectly fine poverty food
>>21910751correct.
>>21910751swap the pasta for beans and its the same price but with some nutritional value. This isnt just poverty, its poverty plus stupidity. chicken tomato water and pasta is just grim
>>21905847Before that group, it was discovered by them that he was registered so they kicked him out. I don’t believe he was main cast or anything.
>>21907917what were you expecting to happen?
>>21909728kek this guy is not impressedI've eaten these type of eggs before and ignore >>21910094they are good but its basically just melted butter that's egg flavoredDefinitely worth a shot
>>21910641kek
Does anyone have the second half of this Webm?
>>21910094I agree, it's pretty terrible and more like a custard than like eggs.
>>21910609Someone pointed out that he had more fries at the end of the video than at the start
>>21910633>80 lbsGod, just imagine tossing her around in the bedroom
>>21911566well shit. now thats all i can think about
>>21910634What am I even doing with my life that I don't have my personal cow at home?
>>21911450So multiple takes and that was the best they could do kek
>>21911566all fun and games until her public bone stabs you
>>21910626All they needed was a can of plain private label tomato sauce and one msg tablet of that knorr. Waste of money using spaghetti sauce.
>>21907422Incels. It's always incels.
>>21910626rage bait wont affect me
>>21910631honestly first kid should give a spoon to each of his classmatesthe rest of them are STARVING while my boy is FEASTING.that aint right.
>>21905492>blanch>in oilIt's called frying>>21909082Microwave lightly>>21910609He looks like he just learned jews put human bodies in the beef supply.
>>21911964Without his right arm that's the only way he can cut it now.
>>21905705>ketchupvile
>>21905776I occasionally have wondered how prawn crackers were made. I regret knowing this now.
>>21911770im willing to take that chance
>>21909869Sisko's dad would something to say about that.
>>21909998Baby just didn't wanna be born, even with induction to speed things up
>>21910633What a sad man. Why not just go get a fat lard behemoth? She's perfectly healthy and looks sexy.
>>21912197simp falling for engagement bait
>>21905542I make potato wedges in the oven. Taste better than any packaged fries and don't have a metric ton of sodium.
>>21905744What does rabbit taste like?
>>21908762>Has to put a fucking grilled cheese on a cutting board then back to the plate.Nigger a butter knife can cut a grilled cheese
>>21909728The fuck is the cake witch pointing out at the end?>Now he's making it look like cat throw up with grass in it!
>>21911967He could master the jeet toe knife technique.
>>21908762That's not even the best way to grill cheese> Toast one side of bread, medium brown/crispy> Flip bread, add cheese> Toast outside of bread to light brown/crispy
>>21909282riker too busy slinging dick to learn how to cook better than dorm room eggs
>>21912241He can barely walk now, so that wouldn't work either.
>>21912242What flavor is that apri-S?
>>21909728
>>21912453> Squint > KirscheApparently German cherry?
>>21908762I hate fart niggers that don't toast both sides of each slice of bread for a grilled cheese.
>>21912553Why would you? By the time you add the cheese to melt, the toast would burn
>>21905484Cute, but why is her face not moving?
>>21912653For the algorithm
>>21906905I assume that the chink used an animal stomach, it has an unique flavor and texture, but just using it as 'casing' is a waste imo.
>>21905484I can fix Him
>>21912203this. cut the tatoes into fries, coat them with a bit of oil and salt and roast
>>21912206like chicken but gammy
>>21905772>it has cheese, its a meme XDDDDddd
>>21905785
>>21906480Imagine if you made 12 of those and filled just one of them with a puck of frozen raw minced lamb.
>>21909812The color has been edited for the video so you can't really tell what her hands actually look like.
>>21911770Public bone? Pretty sure they're all private.
>>21912598That’s a skill issue
>>21906480mmmm spraypaint
>>21906507Looks like when I bake them in the oven
>>21912016Why regret? At least you know it's made of real shrimp
>>21908714Typical retard sportsball fansIt's what they deserve
>>21912016>that'll be $60 dollars, plus a 20% tip
>>21910789Poor people wouldn't be poor if they weren't stupid.Iq is correlated with wealth.
>>21912206like other guy said gamey but also incredibly stringy. I don’t like it
>>21907362watchu know about dat
>>21914594ai?
>>21914594I've never seen this man successfully eat food in his webms.
>>21911964this is depressing as fuck
>>21905776imagine that but with humans
>>21907522She painted ner nails the same color as those onions.
>>21906480Cute. The first one he popped out looked like a Danish HS graduation hat as seen in Druk.
>>21906859Similar feel
>>21914681Earthquake or too much wine?
>>21914685Nothing else is moving so the wine just decided to commit sodoku from the shelf not being strong enough
>>21914651>>21914651i, too, find it upsetting to share a species with this complete fail of a man and, moreover, that our society seems to reward his public displays of complete retardation. protecting his basic welfare as a fellow primate would be a sign of an advanced and compassionate society. rewarding his behavior with money and attention is a sign of an ill civilization.
