How does he do it?
>the only good one is the one that doesn't give shit to charityBASED
Are they any good? Do they challenge /ourguy/ Kens?
>>21910976it's just a different label but all their products raise money for charity. what a retarded thing to say. you probably have a dirty asshole.
>>21910944Did y'all know this was Paul Newman because I had no idea until a few years ago, he sells dog food too I think (he as in the brand)
>>21911085Lighten up! Mate.
>>21911095no!
>>21911095to say it’s based to not give shit to charity is such a trashy expression of self
To what charities do these go?
>>21911434NEWMAN
>>21910944just so you know, newman had very very little to do with the company and it's largely just his name attached to it.
For me its Newman-O's
>>21911504I’d fuck them both in the biblical sense
>>21911434redskins and children, pretty okay 2bdesu
>>21911521>nutrition educationHopefully it's not the same idiots that said eggs were bad for 3 decades.
>>21911504The Fig Newmans are dope too
>>21911088he sells a lot of shit under the newman's own label and it's all shit. I've yet to have any newman's own product I've enjoyed. all mid tier shit
I watched Cool Hand Luke with my parents and when I saw Paul Newman I said "oh wow that's the salad dressing guy, I didn't know he acted" and they've been making fun of me for it ever sense.I was also 23 when I made that connection so I don't really blame them.
>>21910976You chose ranch out of those selections? You have zero class. >charity is stupidYeah, you're a piece of shit. You're what people think of when they think of 4chan. Everything scummy is "based" to you.What a chud incel faggot you are. You probably put ranch on your pizza and never eat salad.
>>21910944Newman's makes the best Caesar. You can really taste the anchovy in it.
>>21910944The label for the sesame ginger sauce cracks me up. That's all I came here to say.
>>21911434Mostly Jewish summer camps in upstate New York.
>>21912205they were talking about the light raspberry one since the label doesn't mention charity on that one :(
>>21910944
>>21911521What fuck is Indigenous food justice?
>>21910944>How does he do it?he's dead, he doesn't "do" anything.buy an ad.
Deep fried as fuck
>>21912205dipping pizza in ranch is based thoughbeit
No disrespect to Mr. Newman and his wonderful salad sauce but Brianna does it better.
>>21914839Also I usually add 1 spoonful of this and the normal amount of brianna's creamy balsamic for the best salad dressing experience
>>21910944>Lighten up!>Picture of dark-skinned Newman
they just give away the profits i think. they still pay employees and stuff just whatever is left over is given away
>>21910978They're acceptable. Ken's is God tier, nothing comes close.
>>21911811>he sellshe's dead
>>21917990>I ATE MORE EGGS THAN YOU NEWMAN! YOU'RE A BIG FAT PHONY!
>>21912278giving corn and tomatoes to rez schools
>come on Newman, do creole sauce, I double dog dare you.
>>21911504hugbees moment
>>21918107I coulda been a contender, but then my agent told me the offer was to be the "Honorary Grand Marshall" of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, so now I'm exactly where I am gutting Craft Services.
>>21917990I imagine he wasnt the best bunkmate the night he pulled that stunt.
About 5% of the purchase price ends up going to charity. That sounds bad but keep in mind that production, distribution, and store profit all comes out of the other 95%. There are people at the company/foundation making nice salaries but only a small number of them.
>>21912207Unfortunaterly tonight I lack my Newman juice, the Creamy Caesar. will try instead a vegan Trader Joe's refrigerated caesar salad topping dress for my very simple, very special kale garden salad to be enjoyed alongside slices of steaming hot Newman's Own Supreme Pizza!
>>21910944my dad used to get the oil + vinegar dressing and call it the secret ingredient. one time he hassled me by asking if it was newman’s own or the secret ingredient. i said secret ingredient but apparently that meant i was exposing the secret and then my older brother chimed in with the correct answer and soaked up all the praise. i tried to explain my reasoning but no one listened to me and instead just made me feel really bad
>>21923129Did your dad also make quinky sauce?
>>21923129sounds like your dad is insecure that his secret ingredient is made by someone else and he's just trying really hard to take credit for it anyway and other people go along with it out of fear of being made to feel bad. imagine if your dad promoted the dressing to other people and got them to buy it too which means more money for charity. honestly the way your dad is acting he's basically killing children.
>>21920706Are you telling me Newman isn't in charge anymore?
>>21921648The pizzas are top tier but pretty expensive. They were BOGO at my local grocereteria today so I got a couple of them.
>>21923166This was my favorite frozen pizza but it was pretty expensive and not really that big.
>>21910978>>21916959>Ken'sthis is a Litehouse board my man
