The world you grew up in no longer exists.
ok
>>21911824Ah bloo bloo i wanna be a baby forever
>>21911824Complete and utter fake news. The Oatmeal KINO Pies and Fudge Rounds are still toptier slop.
>>21911841>can shit and piss wherever and whenever you want>don't have to pay rent>get to suck on titties every dayBabies have it a lot better than you think.
Enlighten us, OP. What's missing from the current recipes?
>>21911847I do all that now (im a homeless rapist)
>>21911850soul
>>21911824>Little DebbieThey never tasted good. You're looking at the wrong shelf.
>>21911824they stopped selling them in canada i miss them
I've always been more of Chips aisle guy.
>>21911867basedflamin hot fritos are GOAT if you can find them.
>>21911867Agreed. I dont feel gross after eating chips like i might with a super processed cake thing
>>21911841most foods seem to get worse over time because of cost cutting, it doesn't have anything to do with wanting to be a baby. i'm not sure how you got that. i assume your pic is a selfie now.
>>21911824None of this poison was ever goodthis is goyslop taken to the extreme
>>21911824Amazingly, they don't even have StarCrunches anymore. When I was younger, we couldn't afford hi-grade snacks like Hostess, so we always got Little Debbie. Once I was older and could afford to treat myself, it was clear that Hostess-brand Ho-Hos are superior to LD Swiss Rolls. You just can't go back.
>>21911903hostess was always the ratchet snackLil D's zebra cakes just can't be beat.
It's crazy how anyone thought they ever did. I lived in the US in the early 90s and my American-born dad wanted me to be a typical American kid which to him, means eating that shit and he bought a large amount of variety of that junk.Every single one was awful except Nutty Buddies. I will never understand how anyone could actually enjoy that garbage.
>>21911824>>21911857glad I grew up in a hostess household. I had friends who always had little debbie snacks and they always tasted like shit. they always wanted to come over to my house to eat the hostess cupcakes
>>21911824They used to have a Boston Cream roll and it was amazing. They took it away a few years ago and I've never been to that aisle since.
>>21911824yes, that is the nature of time
>>21911955>glad I grew up in a hostess householdYour mother was a whore, we know.
>little stacey thread>hostess trannies come shit it up with their inferiority complexmany such cases.
Yeh but neither do the people we were.
>>21912298speak for your self, I never grew up and remained immature on purpose to spite the changing world around me
>>21911889Trans fat ban. Obama unironically ruined junk food.
>>21912600>noo not muh goyslop
>>21911841
>>21911955Your consumerism and lack of shame about it disgusts me.
>>21912605Yeah thats what the thread is about, faggot.
>>21911841>>21912605>>21912610>>21911891Samefag
>>21912617VERY poor job!
>>21911824>The world you grew up in no longer exists.I was born in ‘72 so my growing up world was filled with snickers bars the size of Kleenex boxes, everyone drunk 24/7, and no fatties.
>>21911944>feed kids sugary crap>dont know any better so like it>get old>value nostalgia more than beng not retarded >ahhh my childhood of eating crap, the good old days
>>21912622fucking gigaunc over here, get off here and go spend time with your family
>>21911824You grew up
>>21911841Kek gottem
>>21912918>don't forget, you're here foreverNewfags think that saying is a joke kek, been on this site since 2010 and keep coming back cause most other places suck
>>21912622> No fatties> Snickers the size of kleenexWonder why everyone got fat
>>21912918Call me unc one more time see what happens you snot nosed little broccoli hair bitch.
>>21911824We never had any of these in Europe so I presume they are shit brands for starch golems
>>21911844This is actually true, the cookies still taste fine. It's the rest of the that all taste like the exact same artificial cake product #097324.
>>21911824cosmic brownies are still goodalso>wondering if They replaced the ingredients with dirt to make more profits so much that nothing tastes good anymore, or if your old tastebuds just aren't as sensitive as they were when a kid, or maybe both in some combination
>>21911841This
>>21911841>bloo bloogay
>>21911841"Ah bloo bloo" is the gayest way to onomatapia a crying sound. If you ACTUALLY say "bloo bloo ah" when you cry, you're a faggot and you should probably kill yourself. Try "wah wahh" next time, retard.
>>21911841t. Fucked up tastebuds whiskey enjoyer
>>21912943If you’re offended by unc i genuinely feel bad for you. It’s okay that children don’t think we’re cool, it was inevitable
>>21913310>ah bloo blooah bloo bloo
>>21912600Trans fats were only used in the shittiest cheap-ass foods, and they literally caused heart disease. It's not Obama's fault that the cheap-ass food makers decided to cheap out on other ingredients instead when they were no longer allowed to slowly kill you
>>21913476Ah bloo- OOH~
>>21911841ok
That stuff was never good, OP. may as well just eat spoonfuls of sugar and food dye >>21912298Based and true.
Learning about how all the Jew poison in them ruined a lot of childhood food for me. There was bliss in ignorance.
>>21913586>Learning about how all the Jew poison in them
>>21911824Hes a fatty crying out for help.
>>21911824all those things taste as good as they always have. someone has long covid.
>>21911944>I will never understand how anyone could actually enjoy that garbage.because it tastes good. tastelet.
>>21911824>Cntrl-F>no Drakesyou fucks don't know good slop>>21911857It'sDrakes > Hostess > Little Debbie > real nigga kno
>>21913845>DrakesAre those east coast? I don't think I've seen them before.
>>21913847https://www.drakescake.com/You know it's good because they're>kosherThey used to be New england only but they're full east coast. You can order them and get them shipped
>>21913863they're still shit though
>>21913310I didn’t realize it was supposed to be crying. This whole time I thought it was just some kind of special needs noises
>>21913947It can be both
>>21913449
>>21911824Any changes in the ingredients over time?Or did we grow up?
>>21914117I thank greedy corporations for slowly making their junk food unpalatable. This is what will defeat the obesity epidemic.
>>21914125I doubt that
>>21913947I intended it to be crying. I always read it as like a mocking form of "boo hoo"
>>21914117Yeah even the Star Crunches have raisins in them now
>>21911824>>21911955>Americans quite literally define their existence in relation to which brand of goyslop they consumeTruly the worst food culture on Earth.
>>21914766We have the Dorito Pope.
>>21911841>too retarded to understand a point
>>21911824Can’t tell if it’s just the goys maximizing profit or me maturing but eating proper baked treats washes these any day of the week now. My wife also thinks oreos have lessened their filling and double stuffed oreos are more akin to what regular ones were two decades ago.
>>21911824>Noooo, where are all my carcinogens and high corn syrup snacks i used to eat when i was a childerinoooo
>>21915622they're still right there, they just taste worse
>>21911824Wypippo slop was more popular in the 80s and 90s when most of us grew up By the 2000s the American palate began to favor nigger slop >>21911867
>>21911857Anyone know of a good vanilla swiss roll with cream/Kinda want twinkies but not shit for Australian taste nor overpriced.
>>21911841nobody thinks your cool.nobody likes stoics.
>>21911824None of them taste good because they have palm oil and all sorts of tricks to save money. Overall less flavorful and lower quality.If you look for stuff without palm oil you can find stuff that is edible.Palm oil is the new sawdust.
The Christmas trees hold up
>>21915739How is that stoic? That's just being an asshole.t. Stoic, who can enjoy simple pleasures without worrying about what other people think
>>21915739i think hes cool...
>>21911853They were always bad. You simply grew up and improved your palate.
>>219157391. That's not a stoic.2. Stoics don't care if people like them.
the only good ones were nutty bars and honey buns
>>21911857>twinkiesSnacks named after gay men
What does /ck/ think about Entenmann's? Still good after the buyout from Bimbo?>tfw always wanted a pack of plain donuts, but could never find them
>>21916609They have 2-for-1 deals at retailers. Perfect for self-abuse.
>>21916609Near as I can tell, Bimbo is the Gallant to other megabakery's Goofus. Last time I had Entenmann's, they were still the best donuts-in-a-box you can get at the store, with no drop in quality, like I'd expect from a buyout by some penny-pinching conglomerate. [spoiler]Lookin' at you, ConAgra fuckheads[/spoiler]
>>21911824Nutty Bars are so good. Also, honorable mention for pic related.
>>21912918I'd rather be old than a faggot, faggot.
>>21911867>no tims cascadeplebs all of them
>>21917074That picture is only of the Frito Lay section. Frito Lay gets its own consolidated shelf space in many stores to make it easier on the vendors. Their turnover is high. If I wanted to be a vendor I'd go for either bread, nabisco/mondelez, or mission tortillas.
>>21911824I bet all of those where always shite. Anything with fake cream is.I won't forgive them for ruining Cadburys though.
>>21916609Entenmann's has always been good to me. If i ever get them, they're as good as i remember. Maybe a bit smaller though.
>>21911824yeah the ingredients of those are 100% artificial and worse than ever now.tastes terrible. not sure what kind of retarded shitskin subhuman is still buying them keeping those companies in business.
>>21911824I used to love the Swiss cakes as a kid and I had one recently and it legit tasted like vomit
>>21911867Nothing like eating a whole can of the fritos jalapeno cheese dip in one sitting.
>>21912941I'm impressed John Goodman is still alive.
>>21916609They're still good but I've been a Franz guy my whole life. Love that bit of crunch on an old fashioned donut.
>>21916609Entenmann's chocolate donuts had a weird effect on me where any time I had one I'd wake up with a bunch of acne. Like 3 or 4 new big zits every time. No other food did that too me.
>>21911824>amerigarbage
>>21915879>y-y-you're a f-f-f-f-fucking asshole for making fun of me!!! btw I'm le Stoic and don't care what people thinklol>>21916425Psst, identifying as "a stoic" doesn't actually make you stoic.
>>21917844ok retard
they never tasted good, you were a kid
>>21911824The only box I'd think of grabbing there is the chocolate cupcakes, but that's only because they are good with coffee.
You make fun of the distance between a female's pussy and asshole being so short, but there's a reason for that. Ever heard of perforated notebooks? Where the pages have small holes very close together that make it easy to tear out the paper. Foids have a similar biological mechanism. Their pussy and asshole are very close together to create a perforated "easy tear" effect when giving birth. This lets their taint tear and their pussy and asshole combine to become one larger hole to widen the birth canal and allow successful delivery. After giving birth, females have to wear diapers due to urinary and fecal incontinence for a while.The "superior" "fairer" sex, everyone.
>>21911841Yeah, kinda?
>>21911867>never stray into interior of grocery storefuckers got me with some outside placement
>>21911857orange cupcakes>snoballs>hohos>POWER GAP>twinkies
>>21917112so thats what biz means when they tell me to get kneepads
>>21918565I never needed them. All you have to do is not put weight on your knees.
>>21911867Two 1600 calorie bags of these and a Hagen dazs and I’m fucked up for an evening and hate myself
>>21917844>identifying as "a stoic" doesn't actually make you stoicI never said it did.
>>21911867Hola Whey
>>21919278Don't bother, he's clearly retarded
>>21911824So learn how to cook actual food and teach your kids how to as well.
>>21911903Yes they do, I had one two weeks ago. And Hostess is garbage outside their surprisingly great coffee cake.
>>21911824How is this a controversial opinion? You can never go home again. Because it doesn't exist.
>>21911867I wish I could share these with you right now. Old Dutch is GOATED.
>>21916609I don't know this brand but goddamn I can't stop eating those little fuckers once I have one.
>>21913716lol, it's not like people who think those things have ever been intelligent.
>>21914117It's always a bit of both. But these companies are constantly tweaking their foods for better shelf lives and lower costs.
>>21911867Me too. Not into sweets, but I'll eat crunchy salty stuff all day. Give me some CornNuts when I'm baked.
>>21911824When this tweet was made there had recently been a move away from some ingredient en masse, I think it might have been palm oil
>>21919352>>21917887Being a pussy isn't stoic.
>>21911841sent that freak flying
>>21920380Someone should tell iDubbbz that already.
>>21911824it is literally all garbage. Go to a real bakery.that said, I still have a guilty pleasure every so often: Hostess cupcake (despite the pus filling), Mother's soft chocolate cookie, or the soft molasses cookies with the thin icing.
>>21920542Between the CTE and the CBT I don't think you can tell him shit.
>>21911857>zingers>ding dongs>ho hos>twinkieswhy do the names of these all sound like shitty middle school insults?
>>21922299The British are weird about naming stuff.
Any Gansito bros in here?>>21916708I loved these too.
>>21922299Because Hostess wanted "fun" sounding names for their products? It worked, they were the #1 brand for most of the 20th century.
>>21911824Now that food stamps can't be used in junk food, those companies will have to reformulate for humans again.
>>21922358>Now that food stamps can't be used in junk foodAs opposed the the fucking 1950s?
>>21922360Yeah, seriously. They are strict about that shit. A decade back they wouldn't even let my sister use hers to buy her kids Cinammon Life cereal, only the regular plain Life was permitted. Like that's the fucking difference between a regular person on assistance and Ronald Reagan's "Welfare Queen."
