Had surgery on Monday, doc let me keep some of my fat. Chef friend told me the best way to enjoy it would be to use it as grease to fry/toast some bread. Should I process it first somehow? Does anyone have any advice for eating this?
>>21914216Lipo?
>>21914230Fat transfer for lip augmentation :)
>>2191421615-cheese grilled cheese
>>21914216If you eat that OP, just know that you are officially a cannibal.
>>21914216It's probably rotten
Would be badass if you ate your own fat.
if only only this man were still he could share his secrets, but alas, his knowledge died with him RIP
>>21914233Nice, OP got the DSL now. He's gonna be smoking impossible amounts of cock.
>>21914216Can you come back and show what you make with it OP? It will be a great thread.Also, i would fry up some bread with it. As is. I don't think you need to process it if it's your own fat.
>>21914316>the secret ingredient of the muffins was...u sick fuck, ur probably right too
>>21914216If it doesn't smell rancid... and only if... give it a rinse, and a quick cold brining (or puncture it and pop it something with a weight on top, then submerge in a min 1% saline solution if you plan to store it longer).Refrigerate or freeze until solid, slice thinly, crosshatch if you can before it becomes too soft to do so, or if it is very hard "white" fat, try a small piece and salt the rest to taste. Refrigerate until solid again.Get some fresh bread. Cut thick. Toast in oven. Cover (one side) of each slice with the thinly sliced fat. Should go well with crabapple or pineapple jam.Congrats on your autocannibalism.
the fuck
fry an egg in it
Very interested, please deliver somethingYou should probably listen to this >>21914519Also post new fat lips lmaoo
>>21914216Not beating the mental illness allegations for your kind any time soon, bro
Don’t do that
>>21915280Do it
>>21914216Remove your pinky toe then confit it in your own fat. Call it "Frenched Foot" or "Tarantino's Delight"
>>21914499I’m having a baker friend over Friday, we’ll have some homemade bread and dip it in the fat lightly salted like olive oil
>>21914216>>21915731I have a request that you buy some liver, preferably chicken or beef, some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.Fry the liver in some fat and eat it, then you can say the famous line.
>>21914216bumping for interest. OP please deliver on this
>>21914216bros sometimes I chew the dead skin around my nails. does that make me a cannibal too?
>>21914216don't eat it, it'll make you fat lol
>>21915766Not made with any human fat, but can confirm that it is indeed a great combination of things that do not go well with MAOI's.Of all the ways to tell a federal agent that you haven't been taking your meds, cannibalism and tyramine-heavy recipes are probably my favourites.
>>21914216Use it to cook some beef and make a Ouroboroast
>>21916735If you're curled lengthwise around a ring, and slowly rotated over coals starting with your feet, and you give your toes a little nibble, are you the ouroboroast?
>>21914336>impossible amounts of cockNo amount of cock is impossible for OP.
>>21914233>answering the call You have only yourself to blame, we have been warning you for years but sadly no one ever learns. Hope you don't take it out on your family when you realize the mistake you have made.
