"Umami" doesn't actually mean anything, it's a buzzword people say to sound sophisticated and trendy
American food is dogshit and they wouldn’t know authentic cuisine if it broke into their house, bound and force feed itself to them.
>>21914244The "mallard" reaction actually has little to do with ducks
al dente is undercooked shit
Cast iron skillets are mid af
>>21914244You don't need to stuff your dishwasher to the max. Just turn it on when you need to even if its partially filled
>>21914244Sit down retard
Kosher salt is just NaCl. All it does is mimic the texture of Maldon salt a little.Dijon mustard doesn't exist.Carbonara already existed in Italy before WWII.Rémoulade isn't made with mayonnaise, it's centuries older.
i cant think of any but i can think of things everyone can admit, namely op is a retarded faggot
>>21914280I don't know this feeling. My dishwasher is usually stuffed because I've got at least one full load of dishes when I run it, and I run it near daily. When it would just be a half-load I just run the half-load but those days are rare because I'm stubborn about cooking things from scratch.
All salt is sea saltThe bone being in a steak doesn't actually add any noticeable flavor
>>21914450The distinction between salts is granule size and whether or not they added other shit to it
>>21914264delete this now
ITT: retards
>>21914450>the bone doesn't add any noticeable flavorYou're right, most /ck/ posters have trouble admitting that they're fucking retarded cooklets so I'm glad you had the courage and outright admit to it.
>>21914459Thanks fren xD
>>21914264
>culinary term (french) :O>culinary term (japanese): >:|
>>21914244Pork and beef come from the same animal
>>21914737namely your mum
>>21914263and that's a good thing
Pretending to be retarded actively lowers board quality.
>>21915566>Pretending
These cook pizza better in your oven than using one of those heavy as fuck pizza stones that break and crack. They also create a killer bottom crust texture.
>>21914244Umami was made by Asian people to be unique
>>21914244Simple, bland food is the healthiest for you. Stuff like boiled veggies, white rice, pan seared chicken breast, all lightly salted and with not many spices. Pepper is enoughMake food a checklist item instead of something to look forward to. Also eat a lot more protein, it will reduce your carbs automatically
>>21915612It's a primary taste bro. Your tongue has umami receptors on it at the this very moment and there is nothing you can do to change that fact aside from chopping your tongue off... Maybe it would be easy for you considering what else you've chopped off your own body.
>>21914244It has a legitimate origin, coined in 1908 by a Japanese chemist. (he also gave us MSG)I do find the western usage of umami to be kinda reddit, even though it really isn't.. I just call things savory.
>>21914244apart from salt you cannot actually taste "spices". there's only salty and saltier
>>21915784Umami doesn't exist. You might be thinking of SAVORY.
>>21915857>>21915887Umami is a more complex flavor than savory
>>21915870You may want to see a medical professional about that
>>21915887So? It's the Japanese word for it then if it were as you say or do you get upset the sludge you people think is spicy salami gets called pepperoni?
Most fine dining/4 star restaurants are shit because you can make the same dishes at home cheaper and at a better quality as said restaurants have to dilute recipes down to pander to a wide and picky audience.
>ITT: /ck/ things people don't want to admitUsing the epic Norman Rockwell picture does not make your shitty opinion correct and going for "Thing, Japan" is on this rabidly antijapan board (not your website btw) is a frigid circlejerk preaching to the choir opinion, also nail all Jakshits to a cross
>>21915566Thus, so much thus
>>21915887Savoury is a herb, umami is a flavour.>>21914244Literally the entire world laughs at America behind their collective backs because of their pathological need to randomly rename ingredients. Also for their ‘more ingredients and techniques are automatically good’ approach to dish design. Hell’s Kitchen is basically the Monty Python of menu design all over the world and the fact that Americans don’t understand why is just delightfully piquant.
>>21914244>Australian, New Zealand and Canadian posts on /ck:Cooking, recipes, food, what to do with these ingredients etc.>American and British posts on /ck/:Fast food, Japan seething, shitposts, off topic spam, trolling, ‘here is a picture of food I bought’. /ck/ is an inversion of the natural 4chan order. You can disagree but you’re wrong.
>>21914293>Dijon mustard doesn't exist.It's the non-PDO term for Burgundy mustard
>>21916615interchange leafs with bongs and that is correct
>>21915598What is it called?
>>21916819A pizza screen!https://www.webstaurantstore.com/american-metalcraft-18710-10-expanded-aluminum-pizza-screen/12418710.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&gbraid=0AAAAAD_Dx-s3D4pgPUXl5aI6WedCDj2qj
>>219142444chan is an umami website. That is the hardest truth for most dweebs to come to terms with.
>>21916644>HURR DURR FULL ENGLISH>HURR DURR LOOK *FUNNY FOODWORD* (for example road in a hole>HURR DURR CURRY>HURR DURR FULL ENGLISH>HURR DURR MUNCHY BOX>HURR DURR WHY DO AMERICANS>HURR DURR JAPAN BAD THEY SLIGHTED US IN SOME ANIME THAT ONE TIME>HURR DURR FULL ENGLISH
>>21916644Nah, bongs are cunts. All their posts are “look at me dinner ding bong bosh cor blimey Gregg’s and Toby Carvery oi you got a loicence for that opinion on our food we used to rule half the planet you know” while their womenfolk spread ‘em for blacks and muzzies from the age of 12. The Americans are funny ‘cause they’re a joke they aren’t in on, Brits on /ck/ are just seething retards who eat nothing but junk food and Indian slop and are mystifyingly proud of it.
>>21916819>>21916822Oh and make sure to season it before use otherwise it'll stick. Or skip seasoning and just blast it with nonstick spray before you put the dough on.>Pic related a bbq chicken pizza I made last night using homemade dough and a pizza screen. I use the peel to pull it out of the oven and to cut on.
>>21916876Damn that looks good, can you send me a piece in the mail?
>>21916837>seething cooklet is a leafpottery sirsGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOORNING SAAAAAAAAR
>>21915746>White riceAh yes, because shitty bleached rice is truly the healthiest option when brown rice and wild rice exist.
Dieting is BS and nutrition science is understood way less than people like to think. People are always coming up with new evil foods and fad diets and their contradictions prove none of them work. Fourty years ago fat was the enemy, now it’s sugar, no wait “processed foods” (however those are defined), no it’s carbs you should go on a keto diet, no it’s cholesterol you should go vegan, no you should go carnivore…Diets as a health thing are extremely susceptible to the placebo effect. People are always measuring in the subjective means of how they feel, saying stuff like “oh that’s bad for you” which reinforces it, and the diet doesn’t work you can always say they didn’t do it right. They’re a left over from hippocratic medicine when nutritional deficiencies were much more common, the use of herbs made the boundary of food and medicine less clear and the alternatives could be much more dangerous. In 400BC going on a placebo diet might make sense if the alternative was a placebo hole drilled into your skull (trepanation). But in 2026 dieting usually drives people away from actually effecfive treatments.
>>21914541that is Uncle Waldo and he is a goose you uncultured slut
CICO
>>21916884>cooklet>leafWrong on both counts but nice to see you triggered.
>currency is only available in said nationyou're retarded too?
>>21916977Well I’m not going to post my passport am I?
>>21914737true, they are products of man
Guy Fieri fucking rules and fuck every one else
Ohio Valley Style Pizza is actually fucking kino
Raw onion ruins anything it's on or in, without exception.Honey onion ruins anything it's on or in, with the one exception of fresh biscuits.
>>21914263>authentic cuisineAsk me how I know you're a faggot.
>>21914244I can admit it means nothing, but I say it to upset people
>>21914244Das rite
>>21914450The bone adds to the flavor by making the meat look cooler
>>21914293>Dijon mustard doesn't exist.Quit being retarded. That's like saying Buffalo sauce doesn't exist because it doesn't have a PDO.
>>21914263>"things people don't want to admit" thread>posts the default (and incorrect) take of every Redditor who has wrong opinions on things they don't understand Pottery.
Fruit (mainly Banana and Pineapple) are perfectly fine pizza toppingsThe internet meme of Italians being mad at "food crimes" is stupid
>>21914244Light roast coffee is overrated
>>2191968099% of people I've ever met wouldn't even know "light roast" is an option. I prefer it to the acidic bitter dark roasts i've been surrounded by for decades
>>21914263There's a thread up right now with an anon who has made a mirepoix with minced beefWhat he made was a soup with BBQ and worcestershire sauce as the main ingredients
>>21920428> soup with BBQ and worcestershire sauce as the main ingredients
>>21914263>first fuckin replyWithout fail, thirdies can't stop thinking about our superiority.
>>21916615>if retardation were a postEvery criminal descendant (aussie and kiwi) thread is ragebait fucktardery. I legitimately cannot tell if you dumbfucks can't cook, or if you are genius tier trolls.
The litany of food additives in the mainstream food supply is likely having a large effect on our neurological and bodily systems.
>>21914244>>21914244Yeah, big deal. Sushi is just a poor fisherman's lunch and it's been treated as something special since the '80s.
>>21914244>seething at the JapaneseKek.
>>21922880THIS. They are obsessed. More obsessed than the weebs kek
>>21916963>convict scum moneyYuk
