>Wendy's CEO has video editing cuts after taking each bite>Burger King CEO only takes one bite from burger and is also not seen swallowing>McDonald's CEO behaves as if Arch Burber is laced with cyanide Seriously what the fuck is going on that we don't know about?
You’re a retard.
>>21915004Yeah they don't eat their own "products".What does that tell you
>>21915004Poor people food is made to make you retarded, imagine the equivalent of what a large farm (the type that looks more like a factory than a field) feeds its livestock to fatten it up without a care for the quality of the meat ot produces, of course the farmer wouldnt eat it
CEOs aren't good on camera. They are awkward, money-focused people who did not get their positions by doing auditions for the part of "person who thinks this shitty burger is the best thing in the world".
>>21915004Billionaires don’t eat fast food, or at least they don’t eat the slop their companies push. >b-b-but I saw Musk with a burger blah blah blahAll marketing stunts, billionaires are obsessed with being seen as relatable to the common schmuck
>>21915016Our President is literally fat retard that eats McDonald's every day thoughever
>>21915021Fat retards elected him so it checks out.
>>21915016I researched Elon's dietary habits. Back in 2023 he ate a lot of cheeseburgers and donuts, that's when people were making fun of his fat photos. Then he switched to a mostly keto diet (steak for breakfast) and started taking Ozempic.More recently he has been getting into sushi and takoyaki.He's such a dork
>>21915004you got the original video sources?weird.
>>21915021And yet hes a millionaire president with a hot wife and kids that like himWhile you, who claims to not be a fat retard, are poor, totally alone, a virgin, and disliked by everybody. Seems like being a fat retard is preferable to whatever you call your shitty life.
>>21915125You conveniently forget that this fat retard in particular was born into money, which buys you a hot wife and kids that say they like you. The vast majority of fat retards don't have hot wives and kids that like them, which is why most of 4chan is bitter and lonely.
What's happening is that the illusion of brapitalism is imploding and soon the guillotine factories will go into overdrive.Starting with the landlords.
>>21915135Next time just say youre jealous lol
>>21915004Why can't they just make a good burger and pretend it's the normal one sold to the people? That's way easier than doing this awkward bite shit.
>>21915125That first sentence is the most jeet thing I've ever read lmao
>>21915136I love when morons reference the french revolution as if they had any idea what happened thenIll tell you this- youd get your head snipped off in a heartbeat. You whine about tyranny but advocate a return to trials with illiterate, drunk juries who convicted you based on whether they thought you seemed guilty. You have no fucking clue what you're advocating, dipshit.
>>21915136>Starting with the landlordsMy wife and I honestly charge fair rents because of religious beliefs to not be a dick. So… yeah… not all landlords.
>>21915125> hot wife who likes himI’ll give you one thing though, being rich is certainly preferable to being poor. >>21915004All fast food sales are down, they’ve all spoken about it, and wondered what to do. This is simply a great viral marketing strategy. It may even be planned to be cut it in a way people doubt it’s authenticity, because that just pushes their content/products to the top of algorithms. Facebook has acknowledged for years that negativity generates more engagement. More eyes on their products the better, it’s all just marketing.
>>21915151yes, all landlords. you can only say this if you do not understand the economics of what you are doing. what does a fair rent mean? usually when i hear this, it means charging only the cost of taxes and your mortgage plus a little extra so that you have a positive cashflow into your bank account. what you are willfully forgetting to consider is the equity you are building on your property. when your tenant pays rent to you, their net worth decreases. when you pay off your mortgage, your net worth increases. therefore if you have a tenant who is paying off your mortgage for you, you are extracting wealth from them. even if your property is paid off and you own it outright, you are making money because the value of your house is increasing while your tenant is subsidizing your tax payment. you are extracting wealth from your tenants who are likely poorer than you. you can try to justify it to yourself and say you aren't, but the truth is you wouldn't bother to be a landlord if you weren't profiting off the backs of your tenants.
>>21915016Your post is self contradictoryIf billionares cared about appearing relatable, surely these three ceos would have found the courage in their guts to eat one (1) fucking burger for the camera
>>21915140Why is this girrafe wearing a tshirt
>>21915151recurring digits checkedyou don't need to prove yourself to a azerbaijanian spice enthusiast board, just have your tenants contact info on hand when you get sent to Landlordschwitz or something
>>21915503Okay. Fix your own goddamn shower, then. Have fun with those property taxes, too.
>>21915561Oh goddamn you are MAGNANIMOUS paying those taxes the government requires you to pay and keeping the shower running in housing you middle-man for people.Kek I was staying out of the conversation but I want to jump in to clarify now: yes, definitely you and your wife too.
>>21915561if you are charging your tenants only a fair rate for the labor you are parforming as maintenance, then that would certainly be fair. as i've said regarding taxes, the increase to the value of your property over time more than makes up for it. you are already making a killing just on owning the property, perhaps you should be paying your tenants for the service they do in preventing it from falling into disrepair?
>>21915561>>21915572i hasten to add that i am not making any moral judgements here, just making clear the economic relation of rent-seeking. wouldn't want you accidntally damning yourself (and your wife!) to hell in your ignorance
>>21915004Life imitates art
>>21915632Wow, that show really has done everything
>>21915004Honestly I dont blame the BK ceo.
>>21915004And yet out of all of them the McDonalds guy still looks the most like some slimy reptile.
>>21915004Why are you so suspicious? What do you look like eating a burger while filming a publicity stunt?>>21915007I think this guy nailed it.
>>21915008That they have self-respect, good taste, and health.
>>21915004Maybe they know what they are eating.
>>21915632>If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in MEXICO!
Do you really think they would freak out about eating their own slop ONCE?Either they are really that awkward in front of the camera or this is staged to create some media buzz
>>21915004>Seriously what the fuck is going on that we don't know about?Everything
>>21915503You are not owed a place to live by the world or society
>>21915588>>21915572>>21915564You are genuinely retarded and evilYou dont understand that you simply want to flip the script and make it so that tenants would instead extract wealth from landlords. How is that fair? Why should tenants live for free off the backs of others who had to work for what they own? You're also wrong completely about the nature of what's happening. Yes, the net worth of the landlord is increasing, but the net worth of the tenant is absolutely not decreasing. He's not being made poorer by renting. Rent is his cost of living and he can absolutely save enough money to be able to buy a property himself, given enough time. He cant? Well, maybe he should get a better fucking job or move to somewhere with cheaper rent. Fucking idiot. I genuinely hope you see communism within your lifetime. I greatly desire that you stave to death in a system you yourself desired to bring about. Dumb retard.
>>21915912>make it so that tenants would instead extract wealth from landlordsNo actually I want tenants to be paying landlords with bullets to the back of the headYour while family should be killed for your greed too kike like all the families out of homes because of trash like you
the thing is, is that it is impossible to eat slop once you're net worth is more than 8 figs
they're millionaires eating organic grass fed wagyu every night, they know goyslop is for cattle
>>21915933Based and correct but how did this topic get onto a food thread?
>>21915143>illiterate, drunk juries who convicted you based on whether they thought you seemed guiltyYou just described the American Courtroom, you retarded bootlicking rube. I'm advocating that parasites like you get what you deserve.
>>21915912Watch out folks, we got a temporarily embarrassed millionaire talking points enjoyer over here
>>21915004Wait til you hear about Campbell's soup. It's almost like we probably shouldn't be eating these super unhealthy products. Are you seriously asking "wHaT iS gOiNg oN?" FAST FOOD IS UNHEALTHY. YOU'RE STUPID. TURN YOUR BRAIN ON.
When you buy their PRODUCT you reinforce their behavior. This is what you wanted, /ck/.
>>21915004A&Wbros... https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVcep2AkQ2U/
>>21916401I got way to angry from his yapping too much. JUST EAT IT NIGGERand don't FUCK cut. I want to see you SWALLOW.
>>21915682>head half in light, half in shadowBravo Vince
>>21916409instead you get the most blatant cut out of all of them
HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>21916422hilarious how he's so happy to shoot roids up his ass but is afraid of a tiny burger
>>21916422>can barely speak>eats fast food that'll clog his voice box further>a role model for the nationI need to log off. I'm getting wayy too heated. Gonna watch some bdsm then go to the gym
>>21915004>is going on that we don't know about?In response to McDs, everyone else is making fun of the awkward faker of a CEO over at McDonalds, who called a menu item and burger recipe as a "product" like a marketing dumbass. His awkward food review was torn up on social media. A couple of other CEOs chimed in doing a better video, too and even Reviewbrah roasted him so badly, McDs CEO made a second video....also bad....because he just doesn't get it.I say enjoy the fun. There are tons of white sweater'd copycats mocking him too, including the so-called large fries that aren't filled up. Somehow he made Reviewbrahs long fingernails look less effeminate as well.
>>21915015They really should fire their entire marketing departments and probably themselves too
>>21915021>OurFooled nobody award
>>21916427no no no... that's ME who's happy shooting loads into your dad's ass
>>21916431Seems like low-hanging fruit with how transparently awkward it is. might see a parody on SNL
>>21915015anal sex with etna
>>21917327anal sex with productsand by that I mean cram
>>21915138nta but i would not want his life
>>21915004They know what's really in the good goy burgers but they ain't telling..
Anyone who thinks the CEOs of huge billion-dollar companies aren't self-aware is an idiot. The McD's CEO is clearly a marketing genius considering that everyone has been talking about McDonald's for a week right as they release a new product. Sales are probably through the roof.
>>21917278anon he didn't say that. i think you're severely dyslexic
>>21915138You are an Indian "man"
>>21915140now that's what I call a neck beardwhy is he wearing a bike lock as a collar though
>>21915704>or this is staged to create some media buzzding ding ding. literally everything you see on social media is fake and designed to create engagement.
>>21915125Rich kids never actually like their parentsthey just pretend to so they can grab that inheritance gibs
>>21915136>>21915503Your generation can't even work a simple wagie job without having a mental breakdownThere is no fucking way you spastic faggot are going to lead a socialist revolution
>>21917851>>21915524It's a hand in a pocket.
>>21917868>thinks growing up in a non-predatory welfare state is the same as being 'hardworking' and 'self-made'The moment all boomers and x ladderkickers are dead will be The Sunrise.
>>21915936Trump eats slop literally all the time. Infact most smart famous people do that to lessen the odds of their food being poisoned.
>>21915679Fuck this gay ass thread but is this from that movie with Eugene Levy as a folk singer/songwriter? I need to watch that again.
>>21918345I really couldn't give a fuck less what happens to rich people It's just fucking funny that retards plagued with mental illness who don't fucking workout or know how to operate a gun think they can challenge the world's superpower that has the most advanced military on earth
>>21918364This is what people dont understand. They know where you live. They know your name. They have military weapons technology that can take you out from 100 miles away. There is no overthrowing anything at this point.
>>21918364there's plenty of people that do operate a gun and still believe in the "i need muh gun against tyrannical government". look i like having guns but i'm under no illusion that it's protecting me from our military. in addition, if they want your guns they're coming at 5am with SWAT when you least expect it. you're not going to be immortalized as the next ruby ridge
>>21918392Every open commie in the military gets a dishonorable discharge even if they have to come up with a bullshit excuseThe government keeps a real tight eye on any service members with spicy views
>>21918392oils going to 150/barrel and the us has committed to pumping every single last watt it can find into ai data centersno sci fi wunderwaffen is gonna save them when they can't keep the fucking lights on and the soldiers are starving
>>21918354Name one smart person
>>21918580Gerrick Boyde (me)
>>21918578> Oil pricesDon't worry, those will totally go back down once we "defeat" iran
>>21918583That's a stupid name, I don't believe you're smart.Not to mention you think Trump is smart and not just a guy with hella money
>>21918592If you're so smart why arent you a millionaire president instead of a broke lonely virgin
>>21915004all these days eating burgers made me want to eat some, but I am always disappointed with take out/dining outmade my own tonight
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>>21918596I didn't have a millionaire daddy :( I have my own house though, I'm doing well relative to most my age
>>21918644I've honestly had a real good thing oven baking burgers. It's stupid easy, even Gerrick Boyde could do it
>American culture is watching which ceo takes the manliest bite and swallow it because for some reason it's important to watch him swallow Fucking hell
>>21918658oh wow, thanks for the thumbs up little buddy... burgers in the over you say... wouldn't that make a greazy mess inside it? Easier to wipe the stovetop clean
>>21918672>pompous British culture is critiquing Americans watching rich CEOs choke on the food as a chill way to pass time ont he clockfuck your teeth
>>21918646>>21918732Burgers with fresh buns AND strawberry flavored cake? Absolutely perfect meal
>>21918743why are you making me shy and blush? are you gay? (thanks bro)
>>21918732Adorable little cake desuAnd the oven doesn't really get greasy, not that I've noticed at least. I use the self clean mode when I notice it's dirty. If you're worried about it maybe put the rack lower, that would make for nicer browning anyway
>>21918736I thought it was jaimy Oliver showing school kids how chicken nuggets are made and then judging them on how they react
>>21915004They all look like they were cloned from the same genes
>>21915004I love this product.
>>21915007He asked what we *don't* know about, moron.
>>21915140
>>21915004you do know that wine, and beer tasters don't swallow? you do know that actors spit out food between takes so they don't eat a ton of food?your mom sure as hell swallows.
>>21915016>Billionaires don’t eat fast foodthey absolutely do.
>>21915125>hot wife who likes himno. anon... no.she hates his fucking guts. she just wants his money.
this thread.
>>21917879preposterous...
>>21918736>American culture is barely-literate seething about British culture being about having bad teeth while making fun of Americans for considering CEOs pretending to eat burgers to be the epitome of culture >btw the Simpsons already did literally all of this Can we stop the ride now, I want to get off
>>21918644>>21918646https://youtu.be/gXoDsm5GIM8
Mcdonalds has played you assholes like a cheap fiddle. you are doing more to promote this burger than any marketing firm ever could.bravo /ck/!
>>21921921Copy and paste it one more time you are on a roll.
>>2192192321 fucking threads about this stupid burger. 21!now there are youtube videos parroting all this shit in all these threads.it's the greatest ad campaign since new coke!
