y’all like jambon-buerre?
>>21916584>buerrebased illiterate retard
>>21916596Not OP but stfu - it's an easy mistake to make.>Le beurre de la guerre
>>21916584You mean ham sandwich? Gotta love how retards eat/make something very basic and call it by it's foreign name to try to make it sound fancy when it's not.
>>21916776>it's an easy mistake to makeIf you are poor and retarded maybe. Just call it what it is instead of being a pretentious twat about it
>>21916584I do I really really doIn fact you have inspired me to add proper shaved leg ham and a baquette to my grocery list this week
>>21916781>>21916777>calls risotto rice porridgeYou are the retard, sandwichlet.
>>21916584looks like a ham sandwich ya pseud
>>21916791The irony of calling someone else a pseud when you are unaware of classic sandwiches containing ham having their own name. It is both a ham sandwich and jamon beurre. This is not a difficult concept for anyone with average IQ.
>>21916776>it's an easy mistake to makebased illiterate retard
oh christ look what I just bought. I'm going be leeching so much salt over the next week that my sheets are going to look like the shroud of turin>>21916783
>>21916777There's a huge difference between a sandwich made with a high-quality European ham on a buttered baguette and a sandwich made with cheapshit Walmart ham between two slices of Wonder bread.
>>21916843yeah crispie chewie bread with non-slimy ham is completely different. they both have their place but they are not terribly simular
more like hand boner gayer
One retard in this thread saying it's pretentious to call a specific sandwich by its name.Same retard in this thread being pretentious about spelling.
>Same retardbased unironic schizo retard
>>21916865>unironically uses unironic in a sentenceCringe retard
im a retard does anyone wanna be mad at me
>>21916894medang you
>>21916895im sorry
>>21916897
>>21916894>too retarded to even say something retardedBased retard, fug you.
>21916888>cringey use of cringe in a sentence based humiliating retard
>>21916923>non-reply seething>extreme cope>took the bait instantly>pretends to be smart and uses a redundant NPC wordKEK. We gottem boys.
>21916983>Same retardbased unironic retarded schizo
>>21916995>NPC meltdown after getting btfo by everyone. Love it.
>>21916584it does exactly what it needs to do, but the bread has to be great and pickles are absolutely necessary.
>>21917023wait should I purchase pickles? they only go on the side right?
>>21917000based retard
>>21917037They should come with the sandwich, but if you're making your own, yes, pickles on the side. Two small ones, or one larger one chopped in halves or quarters. The acidity helps fight the coating feeling that the butter and ham can have, and the aroma helps reset your nose. It's good in the middle of the sandwich, so the second half is as good as the first. It's good after the sandwich as a palate cleanser.
>>21916584needs swiss cheese and mustard
>>21917095>t. tastelet
>>21917102ham has no taste straightlet
pretty sure a shitty ham sandwich is still shitty even though it's (((european)))that "ham" still looks like mystery deli meat to me good lord food marketing in the euro countries must be the easiest job on the planet
>>21917107>t. Never had a good ham beforeSAD!
>>21916843But they are both ham sandwiches.
>>21917196But they are both just sandwiches.
>>21917091sounds a bit wanky tbqh but okay I'll buy some piggles too
>>21917227That's not incorrect.
>>21916805A Cuban Sandwich is nothing like a ham and butter sandwich
>>21916777Specifically it's a ham and butter sandwich on baguette. You wouldn't say "hot open-faced corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and russian dressing sandwich on rye bread" every time you meant reuben.
Y'all are uncultured as fuck.
>>21917503wait you mean OP or everyone else?
>>21917305It's butter and ham on bread - it's simple and it physically clogs your mouth. Diminishing returns. The pickles (or beer, wine, water with citrus, pickled or sour anything) help deslime your food hole. Same thing as having red wine with greasy red meat - wet, slightly acidic, washes away the grease, gives you a flavour contrast, and resets your tastebuds.
>>21917503i'm not american thoughever
>>21917671I get it anon it makes sense. I bought some pickles to go with my baguette and my gigantic ham. Btw it's all being delivered to my doorstep in like 5 hours. I'll be butter-jamboning for breakfast soon :]
>>21917680You better be jamboning your beurre. I'll be watching.>ohn hon hon
>>21917685not to worry anon I'm committed to doing this properly
>>21917697I will be smoking intensely until it happens. Gauloises brunes of course. Anything else would be uncivilized.
>>21917503I mean, look at all the fast food posts here. This isn’t exactly a crowd that would appreciate the differences between French butter and American butter, truly good bread, ham that isn’t smoked into oblivion, etc. Tastes here are primitive.
>>21917762It's still a ham and butter sandwich. The ingredients have to be good, because there's absolutely nothing involved that will mask anything else - it's very much a sum of its parts. You could arrange thinly shaved iberico ham upon pan de cristal with the manic devotion of a Buddhist attempting to fasttrack nirvana, and give it a picture perfect smearing of perfectly salted butter, freshly churned from cream collected this morning from a hindu cow raised like kobe beef, and it would still not be better than any of these things. It's just a good combination of them.
>>21916584I miss my wife
>>21916584I just had one for the first time recently and yeah it's pretty goodYou need good butter and good ham, can't cheap out on it
They sell crappy chopped ham, grocery store baguettes, and packaged bread in the France, too, you know. Don't let them fool you. The ham sandwich is still the national dish, up there with the grilled ham and cheese sandwich. "French" butter is just cultured butter, and if you prefer that, you have more than one brand to choose from at your Walmart in any shitty little town in the US. It's a bigger step from the usual American thing of mayonnaise on sandwiches to butter than it is from sweet cream butter to cultured.
>>21916858>One retard in this thread saying it's pretentious to call a specific sandwich by its name.remember that SP episode that was about Randy calling creme fraiche by its French name instead of heavy cream? Americans, boy, I tell ya...
>>21917867It's so retarded when people just say France instead of LA FRAAAAANCE.
>>21917867it's crème fraîche, based illiterate retard
>>21917867Because they're not the same thing.Cooklets, girl, I tell ya...
>>21917873>LA FRAAAAANCEYou're not pronouncing the "R" properly, retard.
awww yea bros I'm getting my jamb on
>>21918418unbased contrived female photo taker
>>21918418It's so delicious. It's fuckin weird that I don't think I've ever had butter and ham on a sandwich before. I considered some cheese or mustard but nah this needs to be kept pure
>>21918420I don't understand are you suggesting I'm a female or that I take photos of them
>>21918424>It's fuckin weirdNah, you are.
>>21918418That's the wrong kind of butter.
>>21918427>>21918429well tough titty
>>21917867Crème fraîche is cultured. You and your heavy cream are not.
>>21918424J'ai fumé une quantité astronomique de cigarettes en attendant votre retour et que vous disiez cela, monsieur.
>>21918487if nothing else I am a man of my whirred
>>21918491holy christ fucking gay
>>21918493:3
>>21918493mwah!
>>21916584Ohh yeeaaasss
>>21918436Ok. Just know that you're doing it wrong, and enjoying an inferior meal.
>>21917865why is the cow laughing?what's so fucking funny?
I eat toasted sandwiches with prosciutto and those spreadable laughing cow cheese wedges all the time. Really good with some soup.
>>21919120Funny that only (You) seem to care.>waaaah how dare you enjoy things that I wouldn't!!
>>21919120Cool story
>>21916584everything reminds me of her
>>21919566>abcdE
back on it. I think after lunch I might have to carve up the rest of the ham and freeze it. I still have like 3 lbs of it after 4 meals
>>21919626I should call her.
>>21919629Believe me she wouldn't accept you call.
>>21917091>pickles in the middle or after the sandwich Huh, never thought of that. I've always just eaten the pickle first for some reason, but that makes a lot more sensethanks anon
>>21919640>I've always just eaten the pickleuhhhhhhh so you were born that way?
>>21916584Ahhh, the "I'm ready to settle down" sandwich. A true culinary classic.
>>21916831That price is definitely not in $CAD, lol. Very jealous.
>>21919716It was AUD, still fucking expensive but for a full ham I admit it was decently priced.And now I shall detox with way too many berries
>>21919734and yet, somehow, not
>>21919734Dollary-doo's? That's even worse than CAD. Processed is never great but some are def better than others. Is that a decent one?
>>21919759>ProcessedIt has to be cured to become ham. There is no such thing as unprocessed ham.
>>21919759I thought it was pretty good, bone removed but marbled with enough fat to make it delicious for panfrying and keeping it from drying out. I would get it again someday.
>>21919775>ACKCHUALLYYou know what I meant.
>>21919777Gangsta, keep eating good anon.
>>21919781I assume you meant cheap or glued together, like the Almight Walmart Ham Obelisk (TM), but there's thing thing about assumptions and my ass.
>>21919785I did mean that. So you got me. But sounds like this purchase was not the case.
>>21918424My grandmother is French and she'd always add some cheese on it. I think it was a Flemish one, semi-soft and nutty, but it worked well in the sandwich. I'd recommend it
>>21919784you're not funny or hilarious in any way retard
>>21919950What's that like?
>>21919957Ask your mirror.
>>21919918if I had some brie that would be amazing. currently only have colby and mild blue cheese, which is way too pungent for ham & butter
>>21919960Ho-ho! >https://www.4chan.org/rules § 6
>>21918424>>21919626i want to be the sandwhich held between your hands
>>21920004lol gay rules fag go fuck yourself
>>21920009You can be the butterI'll be the baguette
>>21920097no thanks ugly fatso
in hopes of using up all this leftover jambon I made a chicken/ham/broccoli/cauliflower cheesie rice bake and god damn this is comƒy
>>21920127Looks worse than your mangled retarded thumb. You should be more embarrassed than your parents when they hatched you.
>>21920127Absolute filth. What a fucking cooklet
>>21920133>>21920135you can't judge a casserole or bake by a photo anon because whether they're 0/10 or 10/10 they all look like sloppeIf I could share it you might change your mind :3
>>21920144>>21920127It looks great to me!I’m a fan of leftover casseroles desu
>>21920177Thanks anon, tt's a goodun. Should feed me for several more days
>>21916584I guess
>>21920188Revolting
>>21916584looks sad and lifeless
>>21920133Oh, you treat this shit like a hobby.>>>/diy/ get inspired, dripless hikki
>>21916584Are cornichons any better than regular pickles?
