Wow.. Just wow... I LOVE this product!!
This product is the best product for me as a consumer to unwrap and cram.
>>21916719>/ck/ - Products & Cooking
>>21916721Me and am assistant are devouring it like a BEAST. The crispy onions and unique sesame seed add a LOT. A uniquely McDonalds sandwich with an epic twist
>>21916727That's a big bite for the big cram
Where are you at that they still have the chup dispensers?? They took these from me years ago
The Big Arch is a really good burger and I wish it wasn't getting all this negative publicity. We just can't enjoy nice things anymore can we
>>21916749mcdonalds corporate probably>>21916757>negative publicitywhere are you seeing this? every post on here is people raving about it like it's the second coming of christ.
>>21916726Still better than a cook along thread made by a retarded British/Australian cooklet
>>21916757wdym? This is great publicity
>>21916719I love that you love that product. Yep, a product that is well loved is a wonderful thing.
*nod and blink*try it where you can get it
Is just a double qp made like a bigmac. I used to make those all the time on my break when I worked at mcshits in college
>>21916757This place is full of contrarians that hate on McDonald’s and Starbucks just to be doing so. But if you were to post a thread stating literal dog shit is terrible cuisine they would pop up and say you were filtered by it.
>>21916719Man that looks great. With the tray as well, I just know you had a great dining experience.
You should have asked for another ketchup, I'm sure they would have given you three for free.
>>21916785W
>>21916757It doesn't help that you have lying shills. >The crispy onions This part isn't true, they were dogshit. Tiny hard little pieces of nothing.
>>21916787> Not liking fast food is contrarian
>>21916719Good Fucking Product
Great Product. god bless.
Wow, what a great product
>>21917241Just put a faggot sweater over a collared shirt and he's a perfect match.
>>21916721No, a far better product for your personal consumption is Clorox
>>21917247Cram it, bub.
>>21916719PRICE?
>>21916757It sucks and you should kill yourself, along with all advertising scum and their cocksucking AIDS-ridden tranny janny rent boysNIGGER
I liked the burger (though Id say big mac is still superior) but how many threads about this do we fucking need?
Its hilarious how retards are utterly stupified by the word "product" The slack-jawed wonder they displayIts must have been like this when apes discovered fire
product
>>21917316No one is stupified. It's just a really awkward and unnecessary word to use when speaking to the consumer.
>>21916719Would try but I'm a lanklet and can't finish a half pound burger. So I'll pass.
>>21916757Hey, all publicity is good publicity. All these stupid comments and memes make people go out and taste it. I'm still disappointed they gave me almost no sauce the one time i tried it but it was still enjoyable.
Still thinking about the fantasic product and heartwarming stories to tell of my experience with it. No wy to celebrate than with a classic beverage that everyone loves!
rp me on this new "arch" burger? Is it a relaunch of their arch deluxe from 30 years ago? SO basically a quater-pounder version with bigmac sauce?
If you think about it we are all Products of our Products.
>>21918133it has a tangy sauce and crispy onions instead of mac sauce
>>21916719How do you justify serving grade D meat to humans for ten times the cost of grade A meat while paying your employees so little that they need food stamps to supplement their full time job?
>>21918198Don't care. Love me sloppa
Daily reminder:>Brought to you by Marlboro
>>21916757If it's so good how come the CEO (who knows exactly what's in it by the way) could barely eat it?
Big arch just tastes like a double cheeseburger jfl why are you faggots sucking it off on this board
>>21916768No. I'll take a cook along thread over a 14th big arch thread any day.
>>21918249No truer words have ever been spoken.
>>21916768HOW
>Americans want a product
>>21916757It's the CEO's faultReferring to a burger as something so clinical and unfood-like as a "product"He could have referred to the burger as a burger, could have shared cool anecdotes from the development of the recipe, and the decisions they took which got it introduced, and simply closed it by telling people why he personally likes it (whatever the fuck reason, pickles or whatever)Instead he went full formal PR mode
>>21916719eating a hamburger is such a humiliating exercise. first you have to pluck all the excess pieces of lettuce away so you can get your hands around the burger. then you have to pick up the burger and let the rest of the excess lettuce still hanging from the burger fall into the box. then you have to squeeze the burger so it doesnt fall apart. then, finally, you get to take a bite, but as you bite into it, you feel an instant sense of regret, because it doesnt taste that good, and it isnt cooked properly, and now you cant stop thinking about how the natural ingredients have gradually been replaced by unhealthy, synthetic ingredients over the years to cut costs. at this point you no longer feel like a free man, you feel like a prisoner, being served this as punishment, because what else could it be but that. you put the burger down after your first bite and look at it, and wonder if you should continue. but then you realise you paid more than half your hourly wage for the burger alone, so you pick it up and reluctantly finish it. the fries are okay, they still taste the same as they did when you were a kid.
Every time i get McDonalds i use my phone app to accumulate points or buy discounted menu items and my bitch of a mother requests a $6 coffee even when it's like 10pm at night, upping the price by 30% of what i originally planned on paying. Living at home is shit, also get a lecture on how i eat too much takeout whilst I'm still paying bills constantly claiming "i do NOTHING" all day when i am busy at my computer literally all hours, what is this cows problem? I just want my single meal each day without being nagged or making a special cost-intensive purchase just for her sake. Sort your own consumables out you cunt
>>21916768Seethe mutt. No one wants to see your crap advertisements. Go eat a hamburger fatty.
>>21919137Don't tell her you're getting macdons and eat it in your car
>>21919137>work at your computerthis is why you dont get respect
>>21916719you guys get poppy seeds on your big macs in your 3rd world shithole?
>>21919958Nah, they just toss some dirt on it so it kinda looks like poopy seeds.
>>21919964ha ha how stupid and contrived
>>21917210The Canada one had crispy onions. Ruined the burger.
>>21919931Lot's of people work on computers all day. It sucks and is usually a big mess of bureaucracy and a waste of time tho. I should have been an electrician or something. At least 20 years ago the trades weren't completely Jeetified.
>>21916762>where are you seeing this?On the tiny bite meme that's going around.
>>21916726hehe xD >>21916719Everyone sage these threads man. Don't let the corporations spam this board with their stupid advertisements. I am saying this as a huge McDonalds fan btw!
>>21919058>but then you realise you paid more than half your hourly wage for the burger aloneI could've made a Five Guys joke here but then I realized to my horror that every other fast food joint is getting just as expensive.
>>21919137Your mom should have aborted you
>>21916719Woah. Thats a pretty unique sesame seed sort of poppy seed bun. It looks like it probably tastes like nothing else on the mcdonalds menu, but still distincly mcdonalds, like only mcdonalds do a burger like that! If i were you, I'd take my time and figure out an angle of attack, then then dig in! A big bite for a big arch!
>>21916719I love this product.
