>>21917527
>cromulent
Fake word. Saturday night live coined it.
Last person who used it seriously? Vincent Verhei maybe 2 years ago.
Youre an f4w subscriber, and also as dumb as that fat insecure moron

Yesterday I
• roasted turkey.
• made wortelstoemp, sauteed leaf broccoli and turkey gravy to go with it
• ate my wife's homemade paneer and pickles for lunch
• cooked kimchi bokkeumbap with scrambled egg, mixed veg and homemade kimchi for breakfast
I have never in my life opened a jar of any sort of sauce.

the sad thing is people will actually reply to the shitty bait above me

>>21917531
>Fake word.
No shit, retard.
>Saturday night live coined it.
No it fucking didn't, retard.
>nonsense about some literal who that ain't got dick to do with anything
Shut the fuck up, retard.

see?

>>21917535
How is roasting a turkey and not using jarred sauce "bait"? Are you so incapable of basic cooking that the idea of roasting turkey on a Thursday is some impossible, Herculean feat for you? How sad. Enjoy your Maruchan™ and Hamburger Helper™, cooklet

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>>21917531
>Saturday night live coined it.
Simpsons actually. And it's a great word I frequently use to make certain people angry. It's like how i refuse to shake hands, it makes a very certain person angry.

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/cromulent_adj?tl=true
real world, get owned

>>21917535
What's the bait? Do you think Jack is a good cook? Are you unable to cook without a Jar of sauce?

>>21917532
got a pic?

>>21917539
>>21917541
4chud iq in action

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How from scratch counts as from scratch?

>>21917545
Australia was a mistake.
>>21917541
>pic?
Of the turkey? I already sliced up the titty for the freezer (instant dinner: just take out some turkey breast and reheat that shit with some mash and a couple veg sides) and we ate some of it as well as both wings and a drum but I can snap a pic of the remaining two thighs and other drumstick if you want. They went in the fridge rather than the freezer.
Speaking of turkeys and freezers, Grocery Outlet currently has a 20% off sale on all frozen food. The manager at my local one sells Butterballs at $4.97 each and with the discount, I bought another three Wednesday, roughly 45lbs of turkey, for $11.94 total. Our garage freezer is retardedly full of giant birds right now.
So I roasted the smaller of the two we already had in there from the last time they did the 20% off frozen food sale in early December.
Also got ahi for $6.39/lb
>>21917542
Retard in action.

>>21917536
Why does getting called out so exactly make yiu have a melty?
>>21917541
Youre right. Was Simpsons. My bad. Anon was still trying to sound like an intellectual by using it, and embarrassed himself in the process

>>21917532
I also ate this guys wife’s paneer last night

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>>21917558
Apricot chicken is great!

>>21917558
I don’t have a grocery outlet near me

>>21917563
Retard in action.
>>21917569
Neat.
>>21917571
Enjoy your Bogan cookery.

>>21917582
Stop crying, anon

>>21917593
You really should, yes.

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>>21917563
>Anon was still trying to sound like an intellectual by using it
Or maybe he was making a joke you UM ACKSHUALLYing idiot.

Like Australians who call our money the dollarydoo.

>>21917527
I can't believe his church conspired against him in that chili cookoff

>>21918142
No matter the religion or denomination jack aint winning the cookoff

>>21918105
If he was he wouldnt have had the full blown screeching melt down, and he certainly wouldn't have cried so uncontrollably as much as he did

>>21917527
>SHOW
>US
>YOUR
>TONGUE
>YOU
>GIMP

>>21917541
>It's like how i refuse to shake hands, it makes a very certain person angry.
I'm stealing this

>>21917527
So is the reason he's so fucked up about food because he went hungry as a kid?
Because his mom went out to go drinking and whoring and left him and his siblings alone at home hungry?
So now he tongue fucks pizzas

>>21917541
Lmao that website wants me to make an account

>>21917527
Meat and potatoes, or fish and potatoes. I fry up a bit of cusk or ling with butter in the pan for the fish, and for the meat (usually lamb) I hit it with some salt, pepper, and rosemary and then cook it in the oven with a bit of olive oil.
Potatoes are either cut into quarters and covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and rosemary, or just roasted whole.
You don't really need more.

>>21919919
You are very, very dumb.

>>21920040
>I know you are but what am i!?
Oh my god, youre STILL crying?
Little fella, you have got to get a grip

>>21920111
>so dumb, she doesn't even know why I called her dumb
lol
You're just a dumb dummy who dumbs dumbly, ain'tcha lil missy?

>>21920115
If I was i wouldnt have been able to notice you trying to sound smart when youre not. But wow, youre STILL this worked up? Cuz of a single post that mocked you for using fake words you thought would make strangers on the internet think youre smart?
Oh, you insecure little boy... Keep crying. This is clearly VERY important to you, and I feel bad for making someone this upset for days.
Anyone else would have ignored me, but not you. You get defensive and insecure
Why?
Cuz i was right and you hate it.

Or youre fucking new as shit and cant handle bants...
Youre a faggot bussy for it, either way

>>21917536
Why did this one shit her panties?

>>21917527
get some ground beef, some pasketti noodles, a jar of Ragu traditional old world style sauce, and a can of parmesan cheese and that's some pretty good eatin' right there

it's also really affordable, you can get an entire can of sauce that tastes perfectly fine for the same price as a single fresh roma tomato and shitting on canned pasta sauce is really just shaming people for being poor

get fucked you fat elitist women

>>21917527
How does he have an even nicer kitchen now?

>>21920645
Because he convinced his mommy-wife to sell their old house, buy a new one and put two kitchens in the new house.

He also can only use half his limbs, can barely see, and has a permanent raspy voice from the five strokes he's had.

>>21917527
I can't believe he's still alive

>>21920838
maybe he's a sora character

>>21920527
That's a lot of words just to say that you're having your monthlies, Melinda.
>>21920532
lmao u r 1 dum as shit retard lol
>>21920800
>and put two kitchens in the new house
Gosh. It's so strange. Everyone I knew who grew up in a two kitchen home had parents who couldn't cook for dick. Jack having two just confirms what I've noticed since the 90s.
My friends who came from the whitest whitebread families, with surnames like Higginbotham, Shearsmith and Ellison-Hoffer, had the one kitchen for cooking (IE preparation of Hamburger Helper and nuking Elio's) and the other for appearances sake. And the kitchen that got used was always in some out of the way part of the house, like the basement or just off the garage (because GUEST guests came in through the front door so they'd never see that kitchen while everyday guests came in through the side or garage or the back entrance that went directly from the garden to the basement kitchen).
>five strokes
How does anyone even have that many?!

>>21920859
Says the guy crying with the hurt feefees that tried to sound smart using made up Simpsons words
Also, new fag, its "you'll never be a woman"
If youre going to consistently be this sensitive, go back to your safe space on retarddit

>>21920980
Do you really need it spelled out for you why you're being called a retard or are you happy with just being wrong and wrong and wrong again ad infinitum? Go take a midol, have a bit of chocolate and maybe that'll settle your pussy problems, Patricia, because you're clearly a woman. No man can be this persistently fanny-flustered while simultaneously missing the point entirely.

>>21920980
>newfag retard calls others "new fag"
Oh, it is to laugh.

Oh, im sorry, you were intentionally trying to sound retarded? Is that your new strategy? Youre not a pretentious moron, that was your angle?
Lol
Lmao, even

>>21921009
>you using a fake word
so, so dumb lol

>>21921016
>my delusion is true if I stick to it!!
>it doesnt matter thats its literally a word the Simpsons made up!
>im going to use it like its real anyway and pretend youre dumb for knowing im full of shit!
>im gonna pretend I dont know who Vinny v is either!
>and not only will you be a woman, you ARE a woman! Gotcha!!
>n-n-new f-fag!!!
>*sob*
Youre really giving us a master class

>>21921032
>im going to use it
so very, very dumb lol

Oh my goodness, you triggered little bitch. You reported an old ass meme from here cuz you cant stop crying? You're really that sensitive? You used a Simpsons word to sound smart and then redirected to pretend you were trying to sound like a retard? And cant stop shitting your panties when its called out?
Oh you sweet summer child, bless your heart

>>21921205
*hasgaybuttsexwithyourbussyWITHOUTconsent*

>>21921205
>You used a Simpsons word
so dumb
>you were trying to sound like a retard
even dumber
>you ewe yoo yu you
the dumbest
too dumb to understand why you're being called dumb, despite numerous hints

>>21921243
>still cant stop crying
>still pretending he didnt use a Simpsons word to sound smart
>still pretending hes smart
Sad.

>>21921288
>he didnt use a Simpsons word
correct. that's what i'm getting at, ya big dummy. i'm not the OP

>>21919934
He’s been on record as saying he keeps eating until his stomach hurts and that’s the only time he feels “full”

>>21921294
You did. I even got corrected when I called it an snl word.
If saying that now your joke is youre a retard. well yes you are
If you want to say im too dumb to get it.. nope. Can just spot unfunny idiots easy

>>21921385
>You did
so, so dumb.
Were I the OP, why would I post >>21917532 replying to him?
As evidence by >>21917582 where I replied to you replying to >>21917536 as well as to >>21917541, who is clearly OP, replying to >21917532

You really need to learn to read context clues like this if you're going to use an anonymous image board, newfriend. You fucking retard.

>>21921404
No idea couldnt give enough jacks to give a fuck, either. People like you are stupid and fail miserably pretending theyre someone else. I will never be able to understand how a schizo thinks, just be able to point you guys out. Why are you white knighting yourself, though? And if not yourself, why defend and protect some random anon for using a made up Simpsons word to try to sound mike intellectual on an anonymous board? Are you a faggot?

>>21921404
And you said its a real world... which it isnt. Its a real WORD, sukdip, like rizz is; in that it is not

>>21921513
>And you said its a real world
I did not, you imbecile.
>>21921503
u dumb lol

>>21921541
Of course you didnt you especially didnt here >>21917541
You just can't stop losing

>>21921554
Correct. I didn't. As explained in >>21921404
That post replied to my post and I then replied to it. That post is OP. You fucking imbecile.

>>21921563
Id believe you, but there's no reason any one would choose this hill to white knight an anon
Context clues, you know?
Youre not the first person to pretend theyre some one else and defend themselves. It happens all the time in /fit/ in the fat people hate thread. Youre just the goblinx poster and you got embarrassed. Its ok. Its just obvious damage control. No one else would give a shit
You seem fragile and like you really need this, so ok, im dumb and retarded. Sure. Have a good night little feller

>>21920859
>How does anyone even have that many?!
he's a typical obese flyover that doesn't give a shit about his health because he thinks le magical skydaddy is protecting him. it's actually a miracle he's almost 60 but his quality of life is obviously quite trash.

>>21921599
That's nice, dear, but I never defended anyone, either. I just called you a retard because that's exactly what you are, you retard.
>>21921626
>he's almost 60
And looks like THAT? Jesus fuck.
My dad looks better and he's creeping up on 75.

>>21921668
>I just spent my day attacking you for noticing some anon trying to fake being smart
>I wasnt defending them ever, though
>and im totally not same fagging
Sure, anon. Here's your W

>>21921737
u dumb lol

>>21921819
Yup yup! Sure am! Youre not desperate at all! You totally got me, and im so sad you sure got me! Great jib

why is there an autist in the thread who doesn't know what a joke from the simpsons is lmao

>>21922027
lmao
so irredeemably dumb
>>21922419
She's not autistic. She's just dumb.

>>21922419
Why is there an autist in this thread pretending it was AKSHUALLY a joke when their larp got noticed?
>>21922496
>i-it was j-just a joke!
>y-you just dont get it c-cuz youre dumb, n-not m-m-m-me!!!
>and youre a w-woman, too!!
>I w-wasnt being p-p-pret-tentious!!
>ill report you for posting a 4chan meme thats at least a decade old, newfag!!
>*sniff*
>*sob*
Like pottery...

>>21917536
Why are you so angry anon? It's really cute

>>21922518
>I wasnt being pretentious
Correct. Because, again, I am not the OP.
Well, time to start my day. Continue to rage ineffectually, kiddo. And don't put off that mammogram.

>>21922551
Why ARE you so upset? I hope you stop crying soon. Bull shit you have a job and wont respond in an hour, though.
And way to ignore sarcasm.
You really got mind fucked. Shit, im sorry. And thanks for the validation?
Fucking weirdo...

This thread is a good example of one anon samefagging his own thread with pointless arguing to keep it in the catalog.

You could just talk about Cooking With Jack instead of doing this tired bs