What do you snack on at the art exhibition?
>>21918457>pepperoniUnsophisticated.
I love cured meats so I'd probably just hover around that plattahttps://youtu.be/13sQ77jB3bs?si=3vCDCiY4g1Am-LYx
>>21918467>I'd probably just hovermost fats do
>>21918457who thought the whole oranges were a good idea? who's going to be peeling and eating a messy orange in polite company?
>>21918484I'm just laughing at the tongs
>>21918457How do you know that's not an art piece?!
>>21918484Those look like mandarin
>>21918524The tongs are actually for peeling the orange. There's separate tongs for disposing of the peels.
I'd pop the cap on that sparkling wine. And uh, cheese and crackers. It wasn't that long ago that spread would have included a shitty mass-produced French-style soft cheese was it? And the variety box of water crackers? Or am I just getting old?It makes me want to look for that art chick that's actually kind of cute but nervous wearing heels at the opening.
>>21918457Cup full o' nuts, an orange and some cheese and meat
I’m only drinking and even then only what the art hoes are drinking (points of common experience are easily exploited to open up social intercourse). Plus, being fairly well-off and a classy gent, I show up with a half-dozen bottles of organic Chianti for the exhibition. Art hoes love a cultured man with money.
>>21918531ha ha gay
>>21918457Everything, what's the point if you're not going to try it all?
>>21918457hummus dipbeetroot dipavocado dipparty pies and sausage rolls and small quichesrice paper vegie rollsarancini ballshamkiwi fruitegg and salad sandwich quarterschicken schnitzel wrapsalways avoid the gay speeches by arriving late or going to the toilet then and stash 50% of food into a large ziplock bag inside your woman's handbag wrapped in serviettes. Then when they go to take the food away help them pack it away (read: they chuck it away) while taking a last big plate away for actual walk home dinner.
>>21918588No art exhibition will have any of that except ham and hummus
>>21918588It's sort of a relief not seeing the nasty dips at this one.
What's good food to serve to a bunch of start up bros? Money is a concern
>>21918623Bibibop. I don't know why but in 2026 it threads all the needles around people's weird food ideas, and they are really easy to work with for large group orders.
>>21918457Vin n' cheese please, with some nuts on the side
>>21918629Based, much appreciated. I'll bring them up as an option
>>21918457>all that cancer at the leftI'll take what's on the right.
>>21918588Wow. You sound like you do this all the time. Respect for the game.
>>21918457hate this depressing shit
>>21918618I like ham n hum
Gabagool, of course
>>21918457I'm in the art world.What's being shown? I'm interested.
>>21918457Load up on the charcuterie. Using my hands of course.
>>21918457I ate a bunch of cheap CostCo charcuterie like 10 years ago and am still sick of it
I’ll trade my food points for one large bottle of booze.
>>21918457GABAGOOL? OVA HEAH
>>21918457>tongs for the peel covered fruithuh?
>>21918911It's to protect your hands from all the chemicals they sprayed the oranges with.
>>21918457How American >>21918479How American
>>21918457Brother if an art exhibition had that, i would spend the entire time eating at the snacks table, threatening anyone who came near itArt be damned
>>21918457I'll just eat the crackers. Not touching that other crap.
>>21918477>people who eat food are fatYou're an idiot. A troll. A faggot. You're also fatter than everyone here.
>>21918484It's also lazy. You cut them up and arrange them, just like the meats and cheeses there. A bowl of whole oranges is just going to rot.
>>21918457Couple of them Talea's the best thing about art expos is the free booze. I got the right disposition that I could collect art
>>21919099I hate that picture A LOT
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>>21918457An entire red wine bottle and nothing else. Drukmogging the normgroidcattle
>>21919187lmao where'd you find that?
>>21918457how am i supposed to touch the art after peeling a tangerine?
>>21918457id eat all the cheese
banana
>>21918457alcohol and my meth pipe
>>21919324You’re supposed to use the peeling tongs, obviously.Cretin
>>21918457all the dried apricots, a full sleeve of cheese, and the pitcher a water please
>>21918457horrible assortment
>>21918457Beers dried meat and cheese then some more beers if I can get away with it and then I go have a ciggie outside and hope no one starts talking about art history or something I don't know anything about.
>>21918457I find most social situations to be intolerable.
>>219184573 cracker sandwiches12 nuts4 dried apricots0 gay tiny orangeswho wants to fuck around peeling a stupid little orange at an art exhibition
>>21919984Looks fine to me.
>>21918542>Art hoes love a cultured man with money.So, not you, then
>>21919230oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>21920553that's why you drink wine till you puke it all out on Debbie's nice floral dress in the parking lot whilst trying to order a lyft.
>>21920553SameIt feels like a loss of autonomy and an affront to my self respect. I have to consider what other people feel, while they ignore what i feel
>>21918911Just in case you need to pass an orange to someone but you have a citrus allergy.
>>21918457Probably just the dried fruit and nuts if i’m being honest. everything else is too unhealthy. maybe a little wine
>>21920621>citrus allergywhy even live
>>219184577 oranges and all the cured meat
>>21918457what is this? that's barely enough food for 3 children...
>>21920767To blow up an entire solar system.
>>21920780you will NEVER DO THAT. BITCH!
>>21918457not a bad spread and I appreciate the biodegradable bins
>>21918484Looks like someone skipped class
>>21918457I was at something like this a while ago and I did the cracker-meat-cheese combo and shoved the whole thing into my mouth just as a pretty girl looked at me. I left shortly thereafter
>>21918457women. with my eyes
