i hate our pizzas in germany. we do have some good food despite the meme imo, it's just that our food is hearty and simple compared to the more fancy italian and french stuff. ain't no one looking at a schnitzel with fries or a rinder roulade with potatoes and gravy and then just says "yeah that shit actually sucks". but i digress, what is it with our pizzas being so mad ass? this place has like a 4/5 on google btw
>>21920872Here is "German pizza", as interpreted by an American corporation in the 1970s.
>>21920878i can hear the führer whispering to me when looking at this image long enough
Just get a refund Freund
>>21920872That looks still better than 70% of the pizzas I ever ordered
>>21920872>Pizza deliveryRun by indians and ordered by cretins who give it 5 stars if there are no feces visible in the package.Find a place that doesn't deliver and is run by actual italians. Those usually make pretty good pizza.
>>21920878I’d try it.
buy frozen pizza in germany its p good and better than 90% of pizza deliveries
>>21920878This looks endlessly better than this >>21920872Chalk up another win for the USA.
>>21920878Needs cheese but otherwise looks tasty
>>21920872Most of west EU has terrible pizza OP in my area like half of the pizzerias are ran by Mohammed’s and Rashid’s and the ones owned by Italians often don’t even have basic items like calzones or basic toppings like basil and ricotta. You have to understand every 2 digit IQ retard can start a simple food business that focuses on one single dish, same reason most sushi places are terrible. Half the sushi places in my area literally don’t even have Tuna on the menu but they’ll have things like cream cheese salmon rolls lol
>>21920878There sort of is such a thing - pic rel is "German pizza" in the same sense that schnitzel is "German chicken parm".Ethnic food in Germany was frequently a horror when I lived there, except for the better Balkan grill joints (which is a genre that would work in the US I think but we just don't have). Pizza was usually OK but underwhelming and I don't think I ever had a cultural atrocity like OP's
>>21920872I was just in Germany and noticed that all of the pizzas there seem to use Edam cheese. Which is about the worst fucking choice of cheese for a pizza.
I stayed in Kiel for a while and the pizzas were fire. Not to mention pide from the Turkish man who calls you boss. Suçuk pide is like pepperoni pizza but better. Might be a skill issue anon.
>>21921087>Wanted to download a pic and name it flammkuchen>Turns out I already had one in my folderLelNot pizza of course. Different dough, different toppings, different meal (it's a snack, not a full meal).
>>21921087real german pizza is just pizza with regional ham and cheese instead of italian. you would find that at a bakery as german efficiency demands it we use all the oven space
>>21921297Hans, would a circular configuration not be more efficient in terms of serving the pizza as it's more easily and clearly divisible into different configurations than a rectangular pie, and everyone gets the same amount of cust so there's no arguments over who gets the obviously superior corner pieces.
>>21921315think about it, in the home setting where the whole thing gets eaten not every piece needs crust.When you eat a piece from a round one you only get crust mixed in on the last few bites of the slice anyway
>>21921341and most important, crust is overrated when the bottom is crisp and dry. that is something you will not get from a paki kebab place serving pizza on porcelain or cardboard, it needs to cool on a wire rack
>>21921315Ah, but nature tends towards hierarchy. The best cut for thin-crust pizza is the party cut, which creates superior corner and side pieces.
In some parts of Iowa, you can get sauerkraut on pizza. I assume this is a remnant of German immigration to the region.
>>21921348Just because that's what you were brought up with doesn't make it best, Anon. I know that's a shocking revelation.
>>21921353no this is american "innvotation" i dont know of a single german dish that uses sauerkraut as topping, that is just vile.Sauerkraut is always served as side sloppa
>>21921368>"innvotation"Back to school!
>>21921358That's why it's so hard for diagonal cut communists to understand why they're objectively wrong
>>21920872I was an exchange student in Germany, and their pizza is so bad. Only the Germans would make a pizza out of tuna and canned corn or put all the cheese on last so none of the toppings brown.
>>21920872God damn u americans have the worst "pizzas".
>>21921628That must be why literally the entire world adopted american style pizza rather than italian style
>>21920872I thought the german "pizza" was the flammekueche/quiche flamblée which is actually Alsatian(French)
>>21920872German food is so terrible. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>21920872everything reminds me of her
>>21921277I’d definitely eat that
>>21922170They make the best sausage in the world bar none as well as some pretty good bread but most of their other shit isn't great
>>21922170Schnitzel with fries is literally the best food there is. Well, maybe jägerschnitzel with mash is better but that's just my opinion.
>>21921613hey don't diss tuna pizza, that shit is damn good.
>>21922170our food is good, it's just specific shit like pizza and some other shit that we either suck at or are mid at best.
>>21922025>That must be why literally the entire world adopted american style pizza rather than italian styleYou Americans are so deluded.
>>21922030One of the ways you can get Americans to be open minded about German food is to call it Alsatian.
>>21921613>>21922373>gigantic tuna meltI'd try it.
>>21921341>you only get crust mixed in on the last few bites of the sliceSkill issue
Stop ordering from paki and turk "pizzerias"Always get it from Italians or at least German hipsters
>>21923044i did dozen times, they suck just as much ass and are floppy af, bte the pizza in OP IS from a german "hipster" place.
>>21922030it's german>>21922966german food shits on US food, you get good hearty meals without the overuse of sugar and chemicals
>>21922030>Alsatian(French)Muttucation.
