Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>21921831That you were allowed to acquire a VPN
>>21921831FlavorCheap ingredients sourced by money hungry tech bros and not nutritionistsHonestly just not remotely big enough portions. I am not a four foot ten Asian womanI really wanted these to be good. It would be so useful if they were
>>21921840What did he mean by this?
>>21921831Too difficult to open.
>>21922323SOYBOT HELP ME
>>21921831Search YouTube for Stephen Colbert's interview with the founder. Seriously.
>>21922333Never mind. It's been basically scrubbed from the entire internet because it was that cringe and bad. You can't find it anywhere.
>>21922333doesn't seem to exist anymore
>>21922339Yeah, you just missed my previous post. >>21922338 It's been scrubbed from all news sites and YouTube. I saw it when it aired. I understand why they scrubbed it. It would kill any product if you saw that as the person who founded it.
The whole point of working is to get money to eat good food and go out with friends. Yet this product is like, you are way too busy working so let's take the joy out of eating so you can get right back to work.
>>21922342That's exactly the premise of the product that the founder stated.Like that's exactly it. He said eating food was taking too much time out of my job, so I made a beverage that contains all the essential vitamins that I can drink and not have to stop working.
>>21921841Huel is good. I eat a lot and two scoops does the job for me
It’s not bad a few times a week, eating can be a chore. Wish we had a food pill
>>21921831Stupid name, crazy founder.
>>21921831>what went wrong?Pic rel is the guy who created this shit. This is what you will look like if you drink it.
>>21921831It being absolutely nothing new and things like this having existed for decades certainly didn't help.
>>21922342if you hate eating at work its perfect, just chug something and use your break for something elseno heating or taking shit with you necessary, just a bottlethe concept is great
>>21922813Please show me a drink that you could actually live off of that contains 100% of your daily required vitamins and minerals that existed in 2006
Imagine...
>>21922842
>>21922856I accept your concession
>>21922798Looks like a normal dude. Not even fat.
>>21922842Any diet or nutrition shake such as Slim Fast or pic related.There are also ideally composed mixtures for people who cannot swallow anymore or are artifically fed.
>>21922900>That you could actually live off of
>>21922900Thats a supplement, not a full meal replacement. You'll fuck your body up drinking nothing but ensure.
>>21922900>no fiber
>>21922341I remember seeing that interview too. Colbert was just making fun of it the whole time. Which makes sense as this is a product easy to make fun of. Imagine being such a tech bro that you think having a kitchen is inefficient. Those are the kinds of non-human losers that Soylent appeals to
>>21922842You can't do that with Soylent eitherIt's Slim Fast for tech weenies
>>21922939I'm glad someone else remembers seeing it. I always feel like whenever I bring it up that nobody is going to believe me because it's essentially been scrubbed from the whole net.
>>21921831Food is such an essential part of the human existence, culture, social life etc that anyone using this substance cannot be nothing else than a soulless subhuman
>>21922940That's literally what Soylent was formulated for.
>>21921831Where to start…>founder is a cyborg or alien who finds eating real food “inconvenient” and “harmful to productivity”>tastes like lightly sweetened wallpaper paste>bottles impossible to open for target demographic >gives you the farts / diarrhea >every single other product they’ve tried to bring to market has been recalled>contains FDA safe levels of cadmium and lead>named after sci-fi dystopian nightmare product
