how the fuck do you cut an eggplant
with a spoon
>>21921931Cram and clench.
Australians are banned from posting in my thread.
I have no idea, like uhhh probably horizontal if you're holding it like a penis
>>21921931with a shiv. watch for his homeboys.
>>21921931I use a knife personally
>>21921943Fuck you, you can't stop me
>>21921931Poke a hole with the tip of the knife and then bring the bottom down. The skins real slippery so puncturing then cutting from the puncture helps a lot.
>>21921931By watching tranime and jerking off to children as a 30y old man
>>21922028>maggie beergod i hate that pompous old cunt
>>21921931scissors, don't forget to run with them!
>>21922469
>>21922455Take it to /qa/, new friend OH WAIT
>>21922487unfathomably based replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuqVXi42E4o
>>21921931until completion
>>21922487did you... draw this? Not hating, I think it's beautiful
