What do I even do with this?
>>21922178Two words.Cram.
>>21922178Cram it up your ass then squeeze until it shatters inside your colon
If you drink it, you will have the power to catch the golden sneech, or whatever
>>21922182OP here. Hell no I've seen and jerked off to the jar video.
>>21922183It's the golden crumpet. It earns 374 points for grimblypor and you win the match.
according to the website
>>21922205So it's glorified vanilla extract?
>>21922208no it's a flavor syrupyou're not putting vanilla extract into your coffee are you
>>21922211No. I was just putting it on my johnson and performing autofellatio on myself.
>>21922211I think it sounds like dogshit. What now, hairy pooter?
>>21922178Buttchug.
>>21922178You drink it alongside your hearty meal of adventurer's rations.
>>21922192This man definitely read the books
>>21922178probably good with rum
>>21922560>Eatin my Radiant ration and watching A Chance of SnowComfy
>>21922216
>>21922178>cheap Chinese bottle>cheap Chinese labelyour balls are about to fill up with plastic