I don't cook with chicken because it feels like I'm handling a biohazardMuch prefer beef because I don't have to worryWish I could do chicken though
everything reminds me of her
>>21922962Ground beef is FAR more "dangerous" than any whole cut of chicken.
>>21922982NahFind me someone willing to eat chicken tartare
>>21922986Only a moron would eat raw pre ground beef you bought at the store. Japanese people eat raw/rare chicken btw.
>>21923002And they get sick from itIt's not common and the government tells them not to do it
Just get some disposable nitrile gloves
>>21923006People get sick from eating raw pre ground beef as well. You've moved the goalposts from handling raw chicken to eating raw chicken. Why is that?
>>21923011It's not moving goal posts at allRaw beef is safer than raw chicken by a wide marginThis translates to contamination
>>21923013Are you stupid? Store bought pre ground beef is much riskier than whole cuts of chicken you would buy at the same store.
I don't think you guys know just how powerful our digestive system is. It can make use of some pretty rank stuff. We are far too sheltered these days and eople throw away perfectly good food all the fucking time. So what if you eat it and your stomach hurts for 15 min then you throw it up then everything's fine.
>>21922962that's sad. i cooked up 4 pounds of tenderloins last night. i'm gonna cut them up and make waldorf chicken salad sandwiches.
>>21923045samefag to add- get a fucking instant read thermometer and you don't have to question done-ness you fucking ding dong.
It’s not 1920 anymore, all meat is safe to handle / eat if you don’t live in a third world shithole.
>>21922962dude I cook chicken all the time and have never once gotten sick from it. it's in your head. just wash your fucking hands and don't spread it all over the kitchen. it's not that hard.
>>21922962Chicken isn't Beryllium.Stop panicking over fucking chicken.
>>21923168Buddy, I'm as cool as a cucumber when I'm fucking chicken.
>>21923169>The friction of the cock cooks the chicken
>>21922962You could do chicken if you weren't needlessly afraid of it. LOL, your loss, dumbass.
>>21923013Only someone stupid contaminates their area. You have nothing to fear from chicken. But yeah, stay clear of it your entire life because stupid people have let themselves get sick by mishandling it. That's smart!>>21923052This right here.
>>21923002No they don't
>>21923261chicken sashimi is a thing, it's not common and most japanese people probably think it's gross too, but it is eaten in some regions. can even find it pretty readily in Tokyo these days.
>>21923261Yes, they do. Do you think because you haven't seen it in your limited observation of "the world", that it doesn't happen?I'm so sick of people as stubbornly ignorant as you. You've got to be trolling.
>>21922962>wash entire sink and counter with soap and water before starting>put the bleach dilution on the counter>do the chicken rinse and trimming>wash everything againits not so bad. after trying to diy 20 lbs of potatoes into "restaraunt quality" beef tallow fries at home, i decided that's the real worst thing to have to deal with. just absolutely massive amounts of piping-destroying beef fat coating everything that needs to be cleaned somehowhelp
>>21923698Stop believing online bullshit that's officially debunked maybe.
>>21922962Nigga just wash your hands.
>>21923698OCDJust cut the shit and rinse your hands.
>>21923013>>21923028This is a retarded argument because American sanitation is so abysmal that you're both trying to argue which is safer a 99.99% chance of getting sick or a 99.998% chance of getting sick. You're retarded as fuck and deserve to be culled if you're eating raw beef, chicken, or pork from any grocery store.
>>21923941There's no country with higher sanitation standards, actually. Your shithole is surely unregulated. People don't get sick very often from foodborne pathogens. No one is getting "culled". You can be a sissy and overcook everything and tell everyone eating medium rare meat that they're going to get worms, but we won't. We'll be fine just like always and we'll enjoy our superior food. You're a fucking retard. Even the 16 year olds at burger king have to take sanitation tests and know the answers before starting work. I've never been sick from food. And I eat lots of rare and raw meats and seafoods. And I'm 50. Maybe in two weeks, eh?
>>21923969Citation required.
>>21923031For real. I've eaten my fair share of sketchy meats over the years. From undercooked beef, chicken, pork and seafood. The only thing that really fucked me up was some iffy shrimp I had once. Was sick for days. Do not fuck around with shrimp.
>>21922962Unless you got a comprised immune system the worst you get is vomit and diarrhea and that's only if you really are doing things wrong
Genuinely have no idea why people treat raw chicken like nuclear waste. The bacteria aren't going to swarm your kitchen in 5 seconds or be any worse than anything else that exists.
>>21924081OCD
have you tried not living in muttmerica
>>21922962I cook chicken breast all the time, handle with my bares hands then just rinse my hand under running hot water. Don't even bother with soap, never get sick.Getting sick from undercooked chicken is one thing, but trace amounts from surface contact is fucking nothing. We'd all be stuffed is we got sick that easily.
>>21924235This. When you work in a restaurant kitchen you sometimes have to settle for a dunk in the sanitation bucket, but I usually rinse in a sink and avoid directly touching chicken on the line so I don't have to leave to wash. I'll use my tongs and then just sterilize them with burner fire. But yeah, you don't need to scrub up like you're going to perform surgery after touching chicken. But you also of course wouldn't knowingly not wash up. The possibility of contamination is always on your mind, but a good quick rinse is sufficient.
Only on 4chan would you find neanderthals who defend eating chicken raw. Go for it. Eat it raw.
>>21922962Why are Americans like this?
>>21924081Remember there are also many people who apparently are afraid to leave some dish FULLY COOKED out at room temperature over night, especially if with chicken.Teaching about potential danger of bacteria to the point of germophobia if you ask me.
>>21923977>Out with a whisper. KEK>>21923941>misses the point entirelyYou are extremely stupid.
>>21924293Its just the blacks here really. They constantly act like Whites, Asians, Hispanics, Islanders, and Native Injuns are the crazy ones for not washing their chicken. Even if you suggest to them something as simple as a salt and vinegar marinade as opposed to rinsing it they act like you are a backwards caveman despite their whole continent still being in the stone age.
>>21922962Most of the revulsion comes from the fact that it's coated in a thin layer of snot all the time.You just need to wash it and pat it dry with a paper towel before working with it, go ahead and scream racial slurs at me, I've heard it all before. I'll keep on cleaning the snot off the chicken, you can keep patting yourself on the back for not being grossed out by something gross.
>>21924427I'm azn and I wash my chicken before marinating it. Because, like I said in my last post, I don't like the texture of slime as I'm handling meat. May I recommend touching some grass before posting again?
If chicken is "safe" why do American poultry processors all soak the meat in bleach before shipping it to stores?
>>21924428You could literally show these people the videos of meat processing of how chicken gets sprayed down with water and bleach then immediately packaged and it still wouldn't be good enough for you apes.
>>21924430Your autism doesn't qualify as expertise and a guideline. Continue being wrong mongoloid.
>>21924433Have you never handled chicken before or what's your deal? I mean raw chicken not chicken tenders that you just microwave to eat
>>21924431FDA/USDA standards. Armies of lawyers have made food processing here a bureaucratic nightmare.
>>21924435If you like slime all over your fingers you're allowed, but some of us don't
You can tell most people here are suffering from meme brainrot and don't actually cook
>>21924436Motherfucker I cook chicken all the time and not once have salmonella or any type of food bourne illness from chicken. Anything from farm fresh whole bird to processed packages. If you are not a retard and know how to cook to 165 internal you do not have to use your jungle techniques.
>>21924440>People on /ck/ that spam the board with fast food threads don't know how to cookNice work there detective
>>21924444Why do you keep sperging out about salmonella, I never said anything about bacteria of any kind. Have you been drinking?
>>21924436It's crazy how many big bitches there are on /ck/. I've eviscerated many chickens I've raised and it's not a big deal to use your hand to rip the still warm guts out of their body cavity.
>>21924448That's nice. Now wrap that meat in plastic and toss it in the freezer for a week, then let it thaw and let it sit in the fridge for a few days.I can tell you don't cook btw. Why are you here? Let me guess, the alcoholism threads.
>>21924447Sorry I'm getting off your topic that the issue was chicken slime. You're right. You're just a pussy then if that bothers you.
>>21924452I can tell you can't read lol. Why would I spend the time and money raising and slaughtering my own chickens if I didn't cook? Retard.And yes, I freeze my chicken after shrink wrapping it. Then let it thaw. No big deal handling it. You're just a bitch. It is really that simple.
>>21924459Or maybe you're just a slob. No shame in that, it's just a cultural thing. Like how you people just stomp around the house in your street shoes and you think passively letting water water run over your body is the same as actually cleaning yourself. We have advanced things like bleach and antibiotics now, so as you said, traditional forms of hygiene are just quaint relics of an older more primitive era. Advanced people take a dump on their bed and roll around in it.
>>21924469>The messy part of food processing doesn't bother you>What do you mean you don't want to go through reduntant extra steps to avoid icky chicken slime instead of just washing your hands after prepI'm glad autists are socially inept to keep them from breeding.
>>21924474The funniest thing about the chicken slime is that the poor guy is admitting that he eats the absolute shittiest and least fresh chicken possible, only. Slimy or overly wet chicken = shit quality.
>>21924475>shit qualityActually it's perfectly safe and sanitary, there are no bacteria ever. I'm a big strong independent cave man who don't need no grocery store and I don't wash my hands, rrawwr!
>>21924476>equates quality with the meat not getting him sick instead of the taste and texture.Thirdie cooklet detected. KEK. It was just projection all along.
>>21924479You were the one who brought up bacteria, cleetus. Why are you mad now that it's being discussed?
>>21924446>Thank you Sir, I won't bother you anymore then. OH, just one more thing, nothing important probably. While you were arguing with those other posters with your freshly prepared meal you may recall me having to go to wash my hands. Now, pardon me for my couriosity but I have rarely been in home like this, so I had a quick look around and so I also took a quick peek at your kitchen. Very nice Sir, and beautifully clean. You see when my wife and I cook something it is a mess, dirty pots, plates and bowls used to hold the ingredients, fat all over the stove... But if we first cleaned the mess the food would by then be cold again. Let me tell you Sir, you are one of the cleanest people I know...
>>21924491>projects moreKEK
>>21924494>columbo postingConfirmed smartest person on this board.
>>21924494I really wish Columboposting was more of a normal thing.
>>21922962...are you incapable of washing your hands?
>>21924431>>21924437That's an incredibly rare practice. Stop getting your information from memes. They're allowed to do it but it's by no means an industry standard.
>>21924582This. I bet the same guy drinks tap water that has way more chlorine in it without ever thinking twice about it.
>>21924582Its a hyper simplified explanation but lets not pretend companies here won't jump through abitrary hoops sometimes at the detriment of their consumers to avoid a lawsuit.
>>21924433Literally show? As opposed to what? Showing is showing.
>>21924513>thisIt’s why Chefs hands are always so soft, so tender and moisturized.
>>21922986my teacher in culinary school ate a chuck of raw chicken breast in front of the whole class
