My official review of The Product
We're waiting with bated breath you fat fucking hog.
It's good
>>21923015how much did it cost?is the coke fizzy?
>>21923024How insightful
>>21923078Why is there shampoo in your kitchen?
>>21923097because you didn't remove it from my kitchen
>>21923015>My official review of The Producti don't frequent mcds often so i was a good goy and ordered> Big Arch> Big MacI remember the Big Mac as a very filling burger with distinct pickled taste.The Big Arch is $10 for only the sandwichIt is a large and filling double quarter pounder.The cheese sucksthe 'fried onions' are pointlessthe special sauce is disgustingThe (new) Big Mac is pathetic. Tasteless, puny, full of lettuce diarrheaI only order the plain cheeseburger from McDs because its the only thing they can do decently well
Has any "product" been shilled as incessantly otb as this? It's not even mediocre. Probably the best example of quantity over quality in ff in many years. Both the McDLT and Arch Deluxe swam circles around this example.
>>21923024femboy hand
It’s like 11 bucks, if that’s a burden to you, you have bigger issues than the burger. Anyway the burger itself is tasty
if i hate mayo, will this burger be nasty?i always go with 2 double cheeseburgers because they dont have mayo
20+ threads in the catalog about this shit. Can't make it up.
>>21923150It's a Big Mac with quarter-pound patties instead of deci-pound patties. Mac sauce is made with mayo + 1k island iirc.
>>21923150The sauce is like a mix of pickle and mustard flavor so it won't taste like mayo. If you like it or not I can't know
>>21923156>>21923159alright fellas i might give it a shot, thanks
>>21923018LOLI don't give a fuck about some $10 burger I'm never going to try. I just come to these threads to talk shit and support those who do.And later I'm going to COOK here. Imagine that.
>>21923147For that price I will go to a diner and get fries and a coffee too from a real waitress and cook. Real beef too.
>>21923127At least you're an honest anon
>>21923180that's like $25, at least, plus tip
>>21923174>And later I'm going to COOK heredon't burn the macaroni again, anonwe only have one box of Kraft Mac & Cheese left
>>21923203That's what I was thinking, maybe a cup of soup and a coffee, but not burger, fries & bvg. Possibly in the middle of bumfucknowhere with Sysco canned burgers it'll be $11. Basically the gas station from No Crunchy for Old Men. But they don't have waitresses.
i went back for another one
>>21923203>that's like $25last Klarna payment made on this meal i had in january
>>21923231It really is/was not worth a return trip.
>>21923235>It really is/was not worth a return trip.thats what I thought but after 2 hours the after taste hits and I can't top thinking about it
>>21923239lol, fair enough. Tell you what, tell me where to mail it and I'll send you mine; I couldn't finish it.
>>21923024cut your nails faggot
>>21923242>Tell you what, tell me where to mail it and I'll send you mine;i wish I could. The problem I have with the Big Arch is that there's obviously something more addictive in it. I can usually hold off on returning to fast food for a while. I routinely check into a motel for a few hours once a month and just pig out / splurge on a big fast food meal so my wife doesn't find out. Its a tranquil release for me where I'm in control and can indulge beyond measure. If I did this at home, I just would feel bad and my wife would bitch. The problem for me is the Big Arch is so addictive I don't see how I can wait a month to go ham on this. I got one at 11 and snuck out at 3 to get one, but damnit I'm thinking I'm going to go back out (different drive thru) and get 2 or 3 more, at least. I just can't have the wrappers or receipts left in the car. She'll know.
>>21923239> After taste two hours laterThat's repulsive by itself, jesus fucking christ
>>21923253You should probably get a therapist instead
>>21923274>You should probably get a therapist insteadyah. we tried that and had sessions with our pastor. We're just two different people, y'know. So far it works. If it matters we both have a high BMI so we haven't had sex in I dunno 4 years. This works for me to feel in control and comforts me
>>21923280> Seeking control and comfort via fast food bingesThat's why pastors shouldn't be used as therapists. It's stupid to be with a bitch wife but maybe she actually cares about your health and gets mad when you're self destructive? MaybeAn actual professional could sort that out. God helps those who help themselves anon, pastors have one job and it's not therapy
Just got back and yea, this shit is the real deal.
>>21923294Hahaha each picture is worst than the last, I swear to god
>>21923297Looks well worth the money, big patties, generous cheese, artisan bun, etc…
>>21923289>An actual professional could sort that out. God helps those who help themselves anon, pastors have one job and it's not therapygod bless, but we tried professional psychiatrists but thats expensive
>>21923302
>>21923303Psychiatrists are not therapists. There are a lot of faith based therapists out there too, well worth your health
I didn’t feel like eating in the car so I took the plunge in.
>>21923151American flyover fucks ruralfag suburban cucks
bout it
>>21923315Ayyy let’s go!
>>21923097So I can wash my hair? Let me guess, Americans have a dedicated hair-washing room?
>>21923315i'm thinking> NO TIP
>>21923015Oh wow, is the product you are talking about the new McDonaldsTM BigArchTM?
>>21923280With love, anon, unless your pastor is a degree-holding marital therapist, he probably isn’t equipped to handle whatever is going on with your marriage. It sounds like it goes much deeper than a motel room and a few cheeseburgers.
>>21923310>I didn’t feel like eating in the carhow un-american of you
>>21923318So you also shit in the sink?Because you apparently don't have a bathroom.>Why get a toilet if when I need to go when cooling I can just turn around?
hope to god 4chan at least gets some royalties for all the shilling you do you filthy pajeet
>>21923330>unless your pastor has the same credentials as those people responsible for rising divorce rates, he probably isn't equipped to handle your marriage problems
>>21923330I know I sounded harsh but I was trying to get at that. I don't think he should do marital/couples therapy, he needs personal therapy first desuAnd wanting to make sure it's grounded in christian beliefs isn't a problem at all, but if a pastor is just a pastor he's not equipped to help you understand anything other than the bible. That's his jobFaith-based therapists often understand both
>>21923253you are literally committing slow cooked suicide, you better change your ways or your arteries are going to blow up and you're going to die, plus nobody wants to be a fatass, don't do this to yourself
>>21923336If you think therapists are responsible for the divorce rates I have a mcfart to sell you
>>21923335>gets some royaltiesHMMMM..... Royale with cheeses
>>21923340>you are literally committing slow cooked suicide, you better change your ways or your arteries are going to blow up and you're going to die, plus nobody wants to be a fatass, don't do this to yourselfbig mytha guy had a Big Mac everyday of his life and is still in great health.
>>21923345yeah right, don't say I didn't warn you you fucking obese retard
>>21923345One fast food burger is not what op does though is it, anon.Don't hurt him further by misrepresenting things
>>21923348>One fast food burger is not what op does though is itwhats the difference if you have a cheeseburger every day andhaving 7 cheeseburgers for dinner on one day?
>>21923351The timeframe of your body processing the slop.Binging anything is hard on your digestive and waste management systems, if it's shit food that just adds to it.
>>21923336Oh anon, it isn’t the therapists that create divorces. It’s the bad women, the bad men, and the corrupt family courts that incentivize bad behavior. I agree that some (therapists) may not help their patients all that well, but the problem runs deeper.
>>21923354i hear ya, but with Ozempic i'm down 5 lbs since last month.
>>21923339Agreed. I’m no therapist but it sounds like anon has some personal issues to work out, which would in turn help him work out some marital issues. You do ideally want a therapist that shares your worldview, because otherwise they may try to steer you in a direction that you wouldn’t otherwise go.
>>21923357Finding the right therapist isn't easy, it's an industry full of pretentious people like most academic-based industries. They can help people like OP though. He needs to feel secure and in control of himself without self destructive behaviors, he's totally salvageable regardless of wifejack issues.
>>21923360It doesn't matter if you're 150lbs or 350lbs, binging is bad for you. I hope ozempic helps but I'd get to a goal weight and get off it ASAP
>>21923366>get to a goal weight and get off it ASAP
>>21923375That picture is so orange for a bunch of bread lol
>>21923249F'real. Fucking gross. And you can see all the dried cum and dirt behind the smaller ones.
i LOVE the big faggot burger. all me and my gay pedo friends think mcdonald's is the greatest!
>>21923321Holy fuckin' BASED!
>>21923303>that innocent little Ranch dressing bottle, utterly surroundedDOMINATED
>>21923150just get it without the sauce
>>21923570>without the sauceare you insane?
>>21923151>Can't make it up.What are you talking about? They just did.
>>21923203No it isn't. You're just trying to make mcds food seem reasonable, which it is not and hasn't been for years now. I'm not going to eat there ever again. And most of you don't eat there either.
>>21923239>two hour aftertasteWhat? Did you barf into your mouth? Heartburn?Or are we talking memories here? There's no such thing as aftertaste that "hits" 2 hours later.None of you fucking low-class shit-eaters are good with words.
>>21923280lol, only some stupid godfags would be so fat and pathetic. You let your "lord" sort things out between you and Mrs. Hamplanet, as you're both too fat to fuck and you eat to feel better.Wow.
>>21923302Stop trying to promote this shit. No one is going to eat it based on what they read and see on fucking 4chan.
>>21923303
>>21923339Why are you trying to help a fat troll who's shilling for macdonalds?? Also, he believes in a god. You can't help such unfortunates.
>>21923614>No one is going to eat it based on what they read and see on fucking 4chan.WANNA BET?
>>21923345It's A Big Mac. Not 30 burgers with beer. You're really stretching to justify killing yourself with food. Just point to that ONE anomaly of a guy who doesn't eat fries or drink sodas. Just eats the Big Mac. He's "healthy", so it's okay for you.
I resent McDonalds for giving us this sandwich only for them to take it away from us in a few weeks.
>>21923620>he believes in a god.ANGRY ATHEISTS SEETHING BECAUSE THERE IS JOY IN LIFEHE IS RISEN
>>21923621Yes, I do.
>>21923625lol, I see what you think "joy" looks like. I'm not angry. You're the one typing in caps. I'm laughing that you are religious and you're eating shitty food and paying extra for it. I'm quite embarrassed to be an American the more I see how dumb and fat the rest of us are. Keep chugging down those calories, godboy. You'll "meet your maker" much sooner than you would have if you were smart and healthy.
>>21923628>Yes, I do.i'm going back to get another oneyou are not going to stop meyou are literally powerless and have no argument
>>21923633>I'm laughing that you are religiousgod will not be mockedHe will have the last laff
>>21923624not if we DEMAND that they make it a permanent menu item. if enough of us write stern but respectful posts on reddit, the execs should listen.
>>21923620I'm not an asshole, despite not sharing the same beliefs.Shrimple as
Big Arch alternate namesThe Bigger MacThe Mac Daddy
>>21923239Look at that lettuce fucking mess. Never again.
>>21923302Why do you suck dicks?
>>21923621I actually did eat it based on what 4chan said. And it was awful.
>>21923239Did you enjoy your product, valued customer #32?
>>21923315i love small, afternoon snacks
very organic thread saar, so authentic
>>21923743Better alternatives:The Big ShartMcDicks Fucked-in-the-Ass Burger
Everytime I eat a big arch I adore the flavour. However it falls apart every single time and gets messy all over my hands.I hate getting sauce and stuff on my hands. Is there a special way to eat this thing?!
>>21924928None of them are catchy
>>21923334
>>21923015It's a fine product. Premier goyslop for the goy palate.
>>21923203chili's 3forme mogs>>21923217
>>21925342Yea but you have to dine in for the chillis thing unless it’s not as good
>>21923097>he doesn't know
>>21924910>very organic thread saar, so authenticyou must be new to /ck/-veteran of the McCrispy Shill War
>>21923097Could be worse, at least he has shampoo
>>21925422Perhaps a stupid question, but how do you make such soft bread at home? Mine always turn out nice and crispy.
>>21923239>the aftertaste That's what happens in the moment. Like you take a swig of coke zero orange flavor or whatever and you swallow, and right then you get an aftertaste. Not TWO HOURS LATER. Wtf? Sounds like you just started burping and you enjoyed the gaseous flavor of your partially digested product. You're really gross dude.
>>21923078Nice dinner
>>21923024How does it compare to the double whopper?
>>21926299Usually like a cream or egg yolk wash + foil tent over the bread halfway through baking to prevent the top from getting too dried out
>>21926299Oh and they probably use a lower protein blend of flour, like ap+ cake flour to make it softer
>>21923024bro drink more water
>>21923097why is his stove in his bathroom?
>>21923127Honestly just feels like a dressed up double quarter pounder for nearly twice the price. I haven't tried it yet, and I haven't been to McDonald's in a long time but my order has always been double quarter pounder meal, I don't see how this justifies the price.
>>21927442you admit you dont know shit and yet you have an opinioncurious
>>21927469>n-n-no y-you don't know SHIT waaaahhh Look at you, getting all offended like some adolescent girl, squealing with desperate and impotent rage. Literally soiling your panties. What a pathetic little pussy.
>>21923610You're no David Foster Wallace either, you pretentious cocksucker.
>>21927568Based
