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>>21931414is this ai generated?it has an uncanny quality to it
>>21931423anyone know what all these things are?>inb4 someone responds trying too hard to be funny/edgy
>>21931435You're asking people to list like 2 dozen different things, google it yourself man.
>>21931440it's not that many things. what am i supposed to google? "turkish food"? spend hours until i find something that might look kind of similar? fuck off
>>21931433retard
>>21931433yes
>>21931433maybe just because it looks weird to see a big chocolate bar sliced like that. but it's not ai generated.
>>21931442I found half of those in 10 seconds of googling, mushbrain. Ask chatgpt since you either lost your ability to effectively search the web or never had it to begin with.
>>21931466didn't ask
>>21931476>literally did ask>mad that I gave a search method even the dumbest retards can useI'm glad you'll never find out the answer lmao
>>21931487i didn't ask you to tell me about what you're doing and for anything else you said but if you really want to keep talking we can so what's up
>>21931423holy fucking shit, would
>>21931492You wanted to know the foods and I told you how to find out so you literally did ask, you're just assmad you didn't get spoonfed
>>21931499you're way more assmad than i'm assmad
>>21931508Don't know why I'd be mad, I'm not the one deprived of turkish delights(not the candy)I've already learned about the foods in that spread, now I'm just poking fun at you if that's ok
>>21931512yea it's ok
>>21931526
>>21931527the plastic bowl is worse than him deep throating the whisk
>>21931437Whats this Mr. Noddles shit?
>>21931435spiced beef/lamb, the balls might be falafel, everything else looks like sauces, nuts, fruit and peppers
>>21931419Burned the spinach
>>21931453Half the meat flew off
>>21931414>>21931415>>21931419>>21931453>>21931423>>21931480why cant food just look normal
Guys I don't like this thread
>>21931531pffff
>>21931423>>21931494>>21931522>just a big fucking pile of shit>sometimes on a platter instead of the groundReally, world? Is there truly no such thing as cuisine outside of Europe and America?
>>21931712there's nothing wrong with this unless you have asian ricecooker idolatry syndrome
>>21931531newfag
>>21931732Do the babies taste SSRI & cheap cigs in it?
>>21931670You can always go back.
>>21931414>fudgeThat's blood, isn't it.
>>21931548somebody could rape your mother with a dildo and the first thing you'd ask is whether or not it was made of plastic
>>21931415there are mold strands on the strawberry
>>21931831Those are cilia. They allow the strawberry to move and sense danger.
>>21931414>tearing the corner instead of just tilting the knife to cut that part toohow is no one malding about this i know damn well im not the only autistic retard here
>>21931719
>>21931606The webms of lardass americans smothering everything in cheese will come soon.
>>21931437How does an atrocity like this even get to the planning phase? This must've been storyboarded out, at the very least
>>21931414I hate fudge. It's so stupid and jiggly.
>>21931533Name?
>>21931435some of it is food
>>21931453Mmm...I love the taste of carcinogenic steel dust in my foods.
>>21931719The one with the bricks is literally a pizza you retard.
>>21931437I swear I've seen like ten different versions of this webm with different people and food but the plot is precisely the same right down to the same events happening in the same sequence.
>>21931732>700 gallonsAnd I want to drink it all.
>>21931457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEqpwpfFfhE
>>21931414That fudge looks like it was properly packed...
>>21932313You don't believe me...Breastmilk tastes like utter shit unless it's from the, uhh... Breasts...
>>21932359That's supposed to be >You don't, believe me...Fucking phone
>>21932264lenexwants
>>21932305Clearly looks like a big pile of shit to me, dawg
>>21931423that's a small amount of kebap for an average sized turk.
>>21931732>blizzard_hq.webm
>>21931415This looks more like a novelty than innovation to me. Having the top tapered (that exists there to had rigidity to aluminum cans, plastic doesn't need it) means more filling sticking to parts hard to reach. And the aluminum top is gonna scratch the spoon, especially when scrapping through. cake in a plastic can is a dumb idea. might as well be in an actual aluminum so you can actually recycle it properly.
>>21931486a guy fell in an oven doing that shit at least one time
Anyone got that wemb of a pizza chicken deep-fried monstrosity that just keeps going and going when you think it's done?
>>21931670It's the same guy posting the same shit again and again and again. We had a break for a couple months a while back but he's back now.
>>21932673free meat.
>>21931416My favorite scene from a show/movie that I have no idea what it is.Sushi is gay and eaten by retards.
>>21931494Who the fuck takes a chunk from the middle instead of the crust
>>21932677You sure it wasn't this?
>>21931486what is the point of this
>>21932301a fairly small amount of metal shavings for a full grown man I'd say
>>21932667Here's you aluminum can, bro.
>>21932301Faggots like this are the reason we replaced food with FDA-approved, edible products made in factories.
>>21932459Yeah well you look in the mirror and don't see a gigantic faggot so your eyes are pretty fucked cunt.
Does anyone have that webm of that pretty blondie eating chicken tenders in a car with a dipping sauce that looks suspiciously like jizz
>>21933063>>21932301>tubby american child who will die of a heart attack at 45 criticizes the health of a Mediterranean chain smoking alcoholic who will live to roughly 93
>>21932953>Corn husk :(
>>21933091what does any of that have to do with metal shavings in food
>>21931531lmao
>>21931435Overly season goyslop for mind controlled dick cutting desert retards that like to cut the skin on their dicks for retarded reasons.
>>21933242Damn gus fell on some hard times
>>21933051...its bread baked in a clay oven, to eat
>>21933242>bloody thumbThat's disgusting.
>>21932311tiktok works by feeding you the same sort of content over and over, so 'creators' all try and bandwagon on anything remotely popular in the hopes of getting sucked into that feedback loop.
>>21932372pretty sure that's Velvet7
>>21931732friendly reminder that in anonymous polls a majority of mothers have admitted to becoming aroused by the lactation sensation
>>21933414Well yeah why wouldn't they? An erogenous zone doesn't suddenly have less nerve ends if it's a baby sucking it.
>>21932301A good honing rod doesn't take any material off the blade you non-cooking dumbfuck
>>21932329based anon ty
Does /ck/ prefer hydroponic or free range garloids?
>>21931453bro didn't even wipe the blade after using the rod and then wiped everything onto the bread. People be purposely trying to fuck up people insides.
>>21933063Does that even matter? Those flakes seem smaller than the ones they use In steel reinforced oats
>>21931453What is this dish? I see it on turkish reels all the time
>>21934479The filename gives a hint.
>>21934492damn missed the file name, thanks.
>>21934109retard>>21933063
>>21931423This looks good but I wouldn't eat it simply because I HATE different sauces touching.
>>21934126is this real
>>21934567Sadly, yes.
My fake banana ice cream
>>21934616>me desperately looking for tells that his must be AI
>>21931732Do you think her husband constantly asks for a nursing handjob? And do you think she only declines because she's too busy pumping out milk to donate, and not because she finds it weird?
>>21934652his feet are sore cuz he's working so hard, he's a rly good worker so he remembers to wash his hands after a feet touching break
>>21931414They added gelatin for the smoothness and shine.
>>21931437>>21932311>>21931569>>21932127This garbage content started getting made around 2010 when kids started getting access to the internet. High viewer retention = profitability. 50% of Americans read below a 6th grade level.
>>21933242Is that a giant bag of cooked rice?
>>21934819i think it's puffed rice or something similar
>>21934601looks goooooooood my man
>>21931526Her breasts are way too small.
>>21931435>>21931423I might be late but here's a serious answer.The food is from Maras/Turkey (Southeast Turkey, lots of Kurdish/Arabic influence) and here they are presenting a mix of several grilled meats with mezzes (hors d'ouevres) for showing off their selections, so not something you would normally get. Since it is arranged on a plate it is called plate kebap (tepsi kebabi). In order these are probably:-Skimmed yogurt with pumpkin seeds-Cant make it out - Looks like some type of bolognese sauce but may be spicy "ezme"-Atom - yogurt and dried hot peppers with spicy oil-Yogurt and pepper again-Muhammara? with pomegrenate seeds on top-Yogurt-Eggplant, peppers, onion x2 and roasted almond?-Roasted eggplant-The balls are called "Icli Kofte" in Turkish but they are types of Kibbeh I guess. Bulgur wheat with meat inside.-And the meats are Beyti, Urfa/Adana Kebap, Ali Nazik etc. usual kebap types with different beds and spices.>>21931453And this 'kokorec' is literally made from the shitty guts of sheep. Funny how people are more concerned about the steel dust lol
>>21935062you cant just top yogurt with different things and call it a separate dish.
>pear>gorgonzolais there a more pedestrian pairing?
>>21931415do Asians really?
>>21935075you and your 4chan posts
>>21935062thx bro atom sounds interesting
>>21931670rest your eyes fren
>>21935075my cock and your dads asshole
>>21932301pussy
>>21931487didn't read
>>21935175>>21935178>>21935179thank you for culturally enriching the thread my little burgers
>>21935035that's a leg althoughbeit
>>21933242no way this isn't being done for internet clout, if the dude is cutting those chillies everyday he would have learned the proper grip to avoid fucking up his thumb
>>21931848Fucking kek
>>21935183No problem, Ranjeet.
>>21933242Have the ever heard of a broom? How hard is it to pick up the trash?
>>21935001Thanks anon
>>21931414AI slop
>>21935426it isn't
>>21935281it's their culture, chudstop being a bigot
>>21933097Disgusting that they do that.
>>21931848kek
>>21931473THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS
>>21935075Yeah my fat cock up your gay ass, you tryhard retard
>>21934126This garloid abuse sickens me.
>>21935173a cool oasis in a desert of dogshit posts. but how does he get out?
>>21931857i'm also livid about the corners don't worry
>>21931902>t. pajeet thinks all food needs to look like diarrhea
>>21936647WHAMMO!she probably already has a boyfriend though
>>21935186Learn English you ESL
>>21935202Anon this is India. It's cheaper to replace him than buy a band aid.>>21936651Lame. "Big tits" must be anime sized. Inconveniently large and a non-standard bra size.
>>21936665that is english thoughever
>>21936681SPEAK UP LIBRUL I CAN'T HEARYE
>>21934616why the fuck are nords like this
>>21932301you need a bit of iron and carbon to survive :^)
>>21933414Yep, breastfeeding releases oxytocin in the mother, creating a bond between the mother and the child in the same way it does between the father and the mother when they hug/have sex.
>>21934616That looks really good
>>21934342ITS HIGH IN IRON NIGGA
>>21936647That's a burger, not a sandwich
>>21935062Thanks anon
>>21936647Hello, I hate women. Thank you
>>21936766a burger is a type of sandwich
>>21934616>they watched that family guy episode and thought this abomination was good idea.
>>21934624Kinda defeat the purpose when you can't even hold the burger or get a taste everything in one bite.
>>21934616That ketchup was a jumpscare for me.
>>21936794>look ray! hot hamburger sandwiches >equals hot pull the fuck over!
>>21936770great post, same here, women are awful
>>21931719White incel post
>>21933072Is the plastic more resilient to the acid's action than the metal? I know metals get easily eaten by strong acids, but this is quite remarkable.
>>21935281The idea is that he'd be a dishonorable rube for picking up other people's trash. Negative izzat. So the trash stays and nobody acts bothered about it.
>>21933051Well, can't be stopping retards from asking stupid questions, so who knows?
>>21932358Do you speak from experience?
>>21934665>his
>>21931423ignoring the bare hands all over the food entirely, what is the fucking point of the dried lentils?
>>21931453>no sauce for dry minced meat>no oil or sauce on bread>no other toppings at all>half the meat left on the cutting boardthis shit looks so half assed. i seriously dont know why anyone would defend this
>>21936647love from Kazakhstan
>>21934126Are all those veiny parts part of its body or are they parasites? Either way, no I wouldn't eat this.
>>21931437classic tik tok KINO!!! unironically nostalgic
>>21931548 that bowl is not going to do jack shit unheatedyou are a dumb nigger
>>21937238Much love brother
>>21931830>>21937261yeah just scrap metal over cheap plastic
>>21932941Because you touch yourself at night
>>21937053Yeah, I think it's something like that. At the end of the day though, you may as well buy a plastic bottle if you live in a country without glass.
>>21936681You are illiterate and brown.
>>21937668i am white howeverially
>>21931831that's ice you idiot
>>21936346One egg at a time.
>>21937851Glad that sound isn't allowed here, her voice was so annoying.
>>21934126I thought Garloids were extinct
>>21937871That's what they tell the goyim in the west. Meanwhile in asia, they feast.
>>21931414cool. i'd like to try that.whered you get this vid.?
>>21931453>>21937134metal shavings from sharpening the knife put hair on a man's chest
>>21936647My hatred for women is actually immeasurable.
>>21938025just like your pp
>>21937925We didnt know how good we had it
>>21938070Eww
Anyone got the swedish falukorvsgryta?
>>21931494Making kool aid and cyanide pizza for the whole commune
>>21936665The humble retard
>>21937848this shit will never not make me kek
>>21937855Been watching this dude on facebook reels. He seems alight except for his bourdain fandom.
>>21935173where did he get all those eggs?
why exactly cant we have sound on a cooking board
>>21938684national indian egg provider association (N.I.G.G.A)
>>21934567Yes, it is called Spoon Worm or Penis Fish.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus
>>21933242do indians really buy food from a guy in the middle of a filthy street like that
>>21934813The video is clearly made by eastern european. No american say this content until a yuropoor sent it to 4chan. Just look at the pictures on the wall.
>>21938824As fucked up as it is, that street food is the best shit in the country. Best Indian restaraunt in the world doesn't measure to the shady gross ass rat meat filth covered pile of sludge from a street cart.
>>21931433no thats from a cooking channel called nino's home, i think its some type of chocolate jelly thing. he doesnt post anymore, his channel is inactive now.
>>21931578you have to eat all the eggs
>>21936647I love women
>>21931494mmmmm woul->it's fucking doctors sausagenevermind
>>21931442>it's not that many thingsYeah it is. Count them.
>>21931719You've never been to Peru I see
>>21936750no it doesn't i understand the contrarian urge but stop being a retard
>>21931423MOTHAFUCKIN CORN FLAKES NIGGA
>>21931414That's not fudge, it looks like a fondant or chocolate panna cotta. Fudge is a super saturation of sugar in fat and it simply doesn't have the water content to become that glossy and smooth.
>>21936779Sandwich=BreadBurger=BunYour argument is invalid
>webm>no gifsFuck off fags
>>21940088
>>21931526please baal, let that creature have a giant cock!
>>21937855Grim af, seems like a war time ration meal.
>>21937851i want the elon edit
>>21935479For you.Your mom is used to much more, though.
>>21940724>>21937851the jiggle edit is much better
>>21931531I've seen this one. The jet plane crashes into her apartment.
>>21931522Pocketing the food in his cheeks like a toddler so it won't hit his baby palate. Pathetic....I hate picky eaters.
>>21931578I wish that egg was my penis
>>21941004>jiggle edit?
>>21937855all of his meals are pasta and cream, kind of boring, seems like a nice fella though, sometimes he butchers Greek dishes but whatever
>>21941030the AI one with titties and flan pudding
>>21938073masaokis, my beloved
>>21931453if some retard started doing flourishes while preparing my food i'd just walk away
>>21937855wow the dirty oil can just out in the open on the stovecan it get any dumpier?
>>21941454nitpicking
>>21933348It's bound to happen.
>>21931719>Is there truly no such thing as cuisine outside of Europe and America?is this bait?
>>21937910>the goyim in the west
>>21941610>he asks after falling for it head firstmakes you think
>>21933242>dress for the job you want, not have.>dresses like a telemarketerlike pottery
>>21931433There are INFINITE "just two ingredients :^))))" foodslop channels that make stuff like this, it's usually >SUGAR>MILK>GELATIN/AGAR-AGAR>MORE GELATIN/AGAR-AGAR>a dash of cacao powder
>>21931873huh
>>21941700Apart from boiling a few eggs. So I sort of think it's almost like: Shall I have scrambled eggs tonight or shall I have curried eggs?
>>21931423You can identify poors by portion size.
>>21936647Filmed by boyfriend.
>>21941700Chopping all those vegetables isn't preperation.
>>21938070I thought my house was a mess, holy shit this is Asmongold levels of trashyness.
>>21936647phenomenal titties desu
>>21931423I mean those all look good but I wish they were served separately
>>21937100its normal for the chef to touch your food dingus. nobody wears gloves outside the wagies at subway
>>21937855Humbug. Budget veal.
>>21933242Punjabi Cochran
>>21932940>Sushi is gay and eaten by retards.True.
>>21937848this webm is like watching my 58 year old dad cook. it's uncanny.
>>21931437Someone made this. Seriously. Stop and process that. Someone actually fucking made this.
>>21937100Cooks/chefs wash their hands regularly, just like everyone else, they don't like the feeling of their hands being dirty/messy, so will wash them at the soonest opportunity.In fact, gloves are usually less hygenic than hands, since nobody bothers to wash them, they just crust over during the day. Companies only use gloves for the benefit of the consumer, so the places you see using gloves are only the ones where the customer can actually see the food being made (ie subway).
>>21934342that's obviously a honing steel, it doesn't remove material like a sharpening steel does, it just realigns the edge to make for a smoother cut
>>21933051pretty design on yummy bread
>>21934342every single person who works the cutting line at a meat processing plant does the same thing all day long in addition to chewing tobacco. every supermarket steak or pork chop you've ever eaten was cut with a knife that was just honed in a mouse trap
>>21933348>>21935202It's not a bloody thumb, if you pause at the right moment you will see that his other thumb has it too. It's likely a henna tattoo, sometimes men too put them on their hands and nailsPersonally i think men who do this are metrosexuals and most often, act like it too but that's just me
>>21943424>It's likely a henna tattoo, sometimes men too put them on their hands and nailsHuh, I knew some Arabian or Maghrebi women that did this but I've never seen any on a man.
>>21936647>>21941716Wrong. Filmed by an orbiter.
>>21943347not only did someone make it but they made it to psychologically prey on children and profit from doing so, and this is normal and socially accepted
>>21943424Okay, I fell a little better now.
>>21937855Holy shit I apply to work here like a week ago. Weird
>>21944649they have a big social media page
>>21931526look at how flat she isgod that's so hot
>>21936647This woman sells naked pictures and videos of herself online.
>>21944657for you
>>21945005what?
>>21945014you don't get to bring friends
>>21945014get on the plane, ill call it in.
>>21945014They work for the janny, the mustard man.
>>21931433>>21931464They added gelatin so it's more like a chocolate pudding/fudge hybrid. >>21938911Called it.
>>21931533Face filter gook
>>21935219You realize everyone thinks mutts are retarded? Not just Indians and Chinese
>>21945391That should probably say 2 tsp dry yeast if anyone does this. It says 2 tbsp/10g but 2 tbsp would be closer to 20g.
>>21931437People call this trash content but forget this would of been an acceptable storyboard for the 3 Stooges.
>>21945408>a bunch of retarded thirdies thinks Americans are retardedHow will we ever recover??
>>21945562mass shootings domestically + thinking you're better than countries that measurably outrank yoursas per
>>21945579>thinking you're better than countries that measurably outrank yoursThis is projection. Americans don't think about you irrelevant country at all. USA lives rent free in your head though.
>>21945587>Americans don't think about you irrelevant countrybecause you dont want to improve - due to thinking you're the bestor maybe it's that 79% literacy level
>>21945595What in the fuck are you talking about, dipshit? We have two choices and none of them improve anything. What do you expect Joe Schmoe the factory worker to fucking do, retard? Kill yourself.
>>21931707I never understood the concept of keeping your grill clean or not allowing food to touch it.
>>21945601>We have two choices and none of them improve anythingare you referring to mass shootings and being delusional regarding "best country forever and regardless"?or was that a comment on functionally having only two shit parties to vote for?none of these are helpful, yet it still keeps on happeningnow, what COULD be helpful, would be to consider what other countries do better than you, and they do it better - right?
>>21941022Found the terminally unhappy 'chef'>they asked for no tomatoesFUCK! THIS IS WORSE THAN NORMANDY
>>21945638Why don't you go try asking /pol/? This is a food board. You obviously want to be there instead.
>>21945652inb4 "ESL"inb4 "thirdies"inb4 "rent free" inb4 "nigger"oops i was too late, someone else used those buzzwords in this thread alreadyhow silly of me to assume i would fit in on the cooking board
>>21945665You'll fit in with the other seething foreigners derailing threads crying about America because the mods are faggots that let you retards run wild.
>>21945679you are one of them: seething foreigner (to me) crying about the state of ameristanso, tell us more about these so-called hamburgers
>>21937925is this guy still alive???
>>21945748Barely.He's on his like 5th or 6th stroke.
>>21945391>no knead>take it out of the bowl and fold it on the table thoughLol, picrelated me when for sure not kneading
>>21934126What the fuck I didn't know this is where garlic came from
>>21931873>and then let's dump some sugar in there...Why are south asians all diabetic?
>>21931437This is like those Lvl1 [Profession], Lvl100 [Profession] steals girlfriend adverts>>21945513Laurel and Hardy would have done it in a classier way and without the fart fetish
>>21945391>sprays the coverEh?
>>21945665Uh oh melty
>>21945850misspelling obviously>no need bread
>>21937848Anytime I see Ja/ck/s old videos it fills me with a sense of dread and sorrow because its no longer some knuckehead who thinks he knows better but a future multiple stroke patient who refuses to change his ways and is slowly killing himself.
>>21936647Terrible steak.
>>21945850>>21946629Will make a few more webms when the new thread is baked.
>>21943337I sometimes wonder if the people who watch this shit would go withdrawals if the internet crashed and they couldn't get their daily hours long slop marathon.
>>21946367Prevents it from sticking if the dough rises enough to touch it probably
>>21931606All of those foods look normal
>>21934342>thinking microscopic steel dust in minuscule quantities will do jack shit to your insides
>>21945850shaping is not kneading
>>21946703Which is why it's safe to inhale fiberglass, right?
>>21947730Just like eating apples being fine means it's fine to eat depleted uranium.
Does anyone still have that webm where they make bengal egg curry, it was from the bbc or something. Minced lamb, eggs, coconut milk etc
