Now this is a fucking burger, no gimmicks, no gimmick sauce just flame broiled goodness.
>>21936888> 888 wasted on fastfood trash
>>21936921Was worth the 11 bucks
>>21936888BK has been caught spamming r/fastfood. Are they really astroturfing /ck/ too?
>>21936942>BK ith on wedditooh tell us more
>>21936888I wish my town had a burger king still but it was closed down because it had too many health violations. The closest one is an hour away now :(
Mine the other night hit
>>21936952I hope you contacted the police
>>21936942Last weekend, absolutely.
>>21936952The King answered
>>21936939>not waiting until Whopper Wednesday and getting it for $3.99
>>21936888Got it today, it was good but you couldn't get me to point out how it was different from the normal one with a gun to my head. Other than being in a box and not being smashed as much it looked and tasted exactly the same. Which is fine it was pretty much perfect already. Still will only eat there once or twice a year because they want to charge me an extra dollar for extra lettuce and mayo. They deserve to burn for charging almost 10 dollars for that fucking thing.
>>21936969Its already on my calendar
>>21936969sorry, there's only one wednesday for me and it's wendy's free asterisk spicy nuggets wednesday
>>21936888who the fuck orders pickles in a bag?
>>21937041You can ask for extra on the side, have it your way my man.
>>21936951Thats actually sad
>>21937041People who simply like eating pickles. I used to be one of them. Why wouldn't they be in a bag?
>>21936951You want to eat from the place with all the health violations?
>>21936888the closest one is 3 hours away but i finally have an excuse to go there tomorrow.what should i get, burger kangz?
It's Whopper Wednesday ladsWho getting whoppered today?
>>21936888got one two days ago, the improvements great and I already loved BK. have you noticed how much better the fries are? they're a little thinner with more of a beach fry crisp on the edges. the combo of the box and paper is nice too, I never minded the paper but its convenient that it's already half unwrapped so you can eat it easier. the fact that i live in a bk exclusion zone (nearest one is 20 minutes from me) makes me really sad
>>21937129This
>>21936921fuck off newfag, this isn't /b/ gets don't mean shit on a slow board.
>>21937506They don't mean shit anywhere, retardIt's just goofy to notice
i feel like they added steps like the half wrapper and the box to make the employees at least take a moment to try to present it nicely. that is the real change they madei think for sure though that the buns have been improved noticeably, if nothing else. meaning they aren't stale as fuck. and this is two different burger kings in a very bad zip code if you catch my drift
i had the HANKERING late at night over the weekend. Picked up a WHOPPERthey put them in cardboard boxes nowfancy schmancypicrel.not related
>>21937424>It's Whopper Wednesday lads>Who getting whoppered today?if this is social engineering> ITS WORKINGwhy does /ck/ allow obvious advertisment of impulse poroducts?
>>21937627Gives me the gag impulse.
>>21937626the orc barger
IMPORTANT INFORMATION>IMPORTNAT INFORMATIONthose faggots at BK only honor the wednesday price if you use the gay app. Also, whoppers still taste bland like every other time you've gone there in the past 10 years. The way the burger king smells from outside, with chargrill smell, is not transferring in any way to the whopper.Its not a matter of going at a bad time, i specifically went during peak lunch "rush"Whopper is ass and burger king no longer tastes charbroiled.
>>21937878order on the app and select the "hot off the broiler" option, this makes them put your burger directly on the bun rather than grabbing you the ones swimming in slop in the warming tray.
>>21937878I always use the app for deals and less human interaction
>>21937897fake this doesnt exist
>>21936888This is how much burger king I've eaten in the past week (not fat)-3 standard whoppers-2 whoppers with cheese + onion rings-a double whopper with cheese + bbq sauce-2 jr. chicken sandwiches-3 medium orders of mixed french fries + onion rings-3 coke zeros
>>21937951
>>21937951It’s literally on the app you fucking moron
>>21937996>>21937996they don't actually do it though
>>21936969Uhhh bro? You are whacky wednesday? Featuring wednesday from the hit TV show....uhhh........
>>21937963>This is how much burger king I've eaten in the past weekwe should hang out together
I cant afford burger king. The combo 1 is $15 and if you want a large they bump it up to $18. Shits ridiculous.
>>21938039>I cant affordu mad?
>>21938032>>21938053How much do you weigh hotel-junkfood-man?
>>21938053>buffalo ranch mccrispyRIP to a real one
>>21938091>How much do you weigh hotel-junkfood-man?443i'm down 11 pounds since December
>>21938107Trynna fastrack that coronary bypass?I think the most ive been at was 220 while studying for my SATs
>>21938107>>21938166PS, a part of me is kinda jealous of you in a way
>>21936952>Coke Zero>instantly negated by dunking your food into concentrated corn syrup saucelol
This is BK astroturfing 100%. They have made no changes besides using boxes instead of only a wrapper. New commercials have confirmed this. This is the same ad campaign Mc Ds did a few years ago after phasing Ronald out of advertising. Instead of being different then the competition BK is gloating about firing the King while making no other changes then packaging. Fuck Tom, fuck BK fuck McDonalds. This thread is overflowing with bots and shills.
>>21938190b-but what about the NEW AND IMPROVED BUNS???
>>21938190They switched the mayo and buns moron
>>21938167>PS, a part of me is kinda jealous of you in a wayif you've ever been married, you'd know the kind of hell I'm in with the old ball and chain
>>21938293Wow what an improvement. Fucking nigger.
>>21938306You are not only dumb but a liar.
>>21938301I forgive you brother!
>>21938325Ok Tom
>>21938107large and in charge actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE
>>21938334only FOUR?mcribs are sooo tiny
>>21936888It's really not a big deal, it's barely different at all. You can't taste much of a difference in the mayo.
i went to Whataburger Monday night at 2 am because I was starving for a beef burger. I get to the drive thru and order TWO Whataburgers with cheese. It took a while but they were made to order and fresh. I got home and opened the bag to find out the famous Whataburgers that are huge have been REDUCED IN SIZE and in different paper wrappings. I'm so distraught and unmoored from reality now. They were like the size of a regular McDonalds hamburger
>>21938354>the famous Whataburgers that are huge have been REDUCED IN SIZEit took me 2 minutes to read the receipt.the idiot at the drive thru took my order as two JUNIOR whataburgers
>>21938354honestly I find that these days its hard to find the right size burger, something like a double whataburger is too much, a single too little...
>>21937996>>21937967you stupid retard, this is meaningless for a wagie. it's equivalent to asking for extra napkins
>>21938361I'm saving this for Halloween>>21938301I'd be so sad to be married and feel this way. Chose wrong desu
>>21938354>4chan filenameI don't think this story relates to you.
>>21936942>a multi hundred billion dollar company is “ shilling “ on an anime website with 200 total users Uh…yeah, sure
>>21937267Honestly the basic double whopper with cheese, extra lettuce and mayo. Anything else dilutes that unique flavor.
>>21938439>>4chan filename>I don't think this story relates to you.how about this filename?
>>21938699What the FUCK has that got to do with whataburger? Go on fucking tell me? Fuck off.
>>21938706>Go on fucking tell me?
>>21938706
>>21938301Isn't that what almost all relationships are meant to be?Being with someone you despise cause you don't wanna die alone with pushing out a few kids
had borgar it good
>>21937260yes, I was fine before so who cares
>>21938301Maybe its the smile, but you look like a really fat Matt Damon.Its kind of cracking me up.
>>21938729Reddit: The Bag
>>21938597This asshole was on the island 100%
Sonic's $6 Smasher meals are great value, especially for late nights. Only 70cents to upgrade the fountain drink to a slush too
>>21936888Majority of zoomers hate burger king and I've never understood. 100x better than McDonald's their burgersMxcodnals wins on chicken and dish but who cares?
>>21937627I'd be so full after eating just one of those I'd just lay down while getting raped and not care
>>21941127Your uncle taught you well.
>>21941140Oh, come on, bro. That's not the vibe I was going for. You could have chosen to say a whole bunch of other funny shit or something else that's super horny or just something else to have good vibes, but you pick the sickest shit. at least say auntie instead
>>21941173I'm not your bro, rape victim.
>>21941187you sounds tense bro
>>21936888what is the future of the burger, really? what's our end goal?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw
>>21941232you don't, which is sad
What’s the best BK order?
>>219412941 whopper with no sauce, that way it's fresh
>>21941294the Exit sign in the parking lot
They were fucking packed last night
>>21941173>That's not the vibe I was going forWhat rape vibe were you going for?
>>21942055cute anime girl, or asian dom woman, or chinese cutie raping me after casting a secret love spell to make me fall in love with them because they want me so badsomething amazing
>>21942417Funnily enough on of the main aspects of rape is that you as the victim don't get to choose who rapes you, so in a sense you got exactly what you were looking for
I got bk the other day and the whopper was unironically fire. Make sure to ask for it off the broiler to make sure you get that seared bite
>>21942452I still don't want stuff shoved in me, so it would be rape. Just not as horrific as a man doing it
>>21942456100%
>>21936888It's location/franchise dependent but Burger King has reasonable burgers in Australia for the price, go down the street and pay triple for something barely better, mainly the chipsThey can't call it Burger King either, despite it obviously being Burger King in everyway, which it is funny
>>21942452>stop respect>rape women
>>21942456>>21942648I asked for one "off the broiler", heard a chuckle on the other end, my burger was cold.
>>21942711do it on the app faggot, if i heard an incel ask for it off the broiler in person id laugh my ass off
>>21936888Lol! So true! so true! *slaps knee while guffaws *
>>21942749kek
>>21942452Stop women, rape respect.
>>21936952sweet (hfcs) baby rays gimmick sauce.
>>21945226Its been around forever and loved, how is it a gimmick?
>>21936888It's true. Reviewbrah even agrees
>>21945226whatever happened to KC Masterpiece? At some point, SBR replaced that as the goysauce you could find on the shelf anywhere
>>21945336>whatever happened to KC Masterpiece? At some point, SBR replaced that as the goysauce you could find on the shelf anywheretoday you're going to learnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkCecpH2GAo
>>21945336remember the kc masterpiece lays chips?
