We do pizza a little different in Norway
>>21939023I now have to go yell at my Nordic friend
>>21939023nothing like american cheese on my norway pizza,use to order from a place called anus from jersey lived up to the name.
>>21939023Sure that’s not Altoona-style?
>>21939023That's not Grandiosa
>>21939083yeah this is toontown stolen valor
dobbelt-knurrthis is not okaywhat the etci am very upset
>>21939023I would eat that, if starvation was the alternative.
>>21939023Norway? More like Nor-gay, am I right?
Norway consumes the most pizza per capita in the world (USA is second)What's crazy is that it's almost all frozen pizzas too
>>21939491damn I drive the US average way up I've eaten whole Costco pizza by myself while marathon training
this is, apparently, a thing in korea as well
>>21939491>indiaDiarrhea and cheese on naan is not pizza.
>>21939023Du kunne ikke har brukt en god norske ost for din dritt mat? Du er en skikkelig homo.
>>21939868myrd degsneglv
>>21939535Yeah, I thought that after that Scandinavian monstrosity with bananas on it they had reached the rock bottom. Is that Velveeta? How much do these guys drink to fuck up pizza this badly?
>>21939023ooey gooey I wanna cram it up my ass and swallow it whole
>>21939535>snowniggeri've been called this by my fellow countrymen from the southiescompare: Chile or another long-ass countryi think maybe the wildest nickname i've been given so far is "north-pole pakistani"
>>21939966>monstrosity with bananas on itwe can do worse, unfortunately>How much do these guys drink to fuck up pizza this badly?if and when adding extra topping makes a pizza undesirable, please notify me
>>21939868This is god tier pizza cheese
>>21939023No? I'm Norwegian and I've never seen such a disgusting monstrosity of a "pizza"Norwegian pizza would be Grandiosa, or "hjemmelaget pizza" with minced beef in and a thick bun topped with norvegia cheese like this, served with a salad on the side
>>21940357>I'm Norwegian and I've never seen such a disgusting monstrosity of a "pizza">Norwegian pizza would be a disgusting monstrosity, served with a salad on the side
>>21939507Never again, not until the combination returns
>>21939023why do nords hate food so much they're always doing fucked up hate crime shit like this completely unprovoked
>>21939491kinda surprised bongs aren't in the top 7. also weird to me that china is higher than nippon considering how hard dominos is shilled there.
>>21940357>using the word bun when talking about pizzaYou guys are completely deranged.
>>21939515Koreans throw american cheese slices on top of the weirdest shit
>>21939515We defended the wrong side of the peninsula evidently.
>>21939023why do the Norges rage bait so much?
>>21940882that surely isn't a top 7, just the top 1 plus some noteable countries for comparison.
>>21939491>What's crazy is that it's almost all frozen pizzas toothe climate is freezing cold up there so hot pizza is out of the question
>>21939023This is Altoona-style pizza.
>>21939023That's Altoona style pizza
>>21939023didn't know there were a lot of Norwegians in Blair County
>>21939023Not far off from how pizza looked in Canada in the '80s.
>>21939023
>>21939491>those shitty AI pizza slice graphics This could be presented as a tiny table with 7 rows. It would take 2 seconds to read. But modernity demands that the most basic useless info needs to take up the whole screen and include huge graphics for every line of information. Can you imagine having to create this abomination? Why does every slice but the pepperoni have a basil leaf? Why are the last two slices identical? A soulless non-human retard made this image.
>>21943029>the dill on norway and russia>the basil only on italy>actual attempted chinese and indian pizza slicesMuch better. The fact that they're all pizza hut type slices helps keep it consistent in theme. I still don't like how so little information is presented on such a huge pic though
>>21939515Wait till you see Japanese style cheese pizza...
>>21939023>>21939515>>21942991wtf is wrong with americans
>>21940357grim
>>21939491>frozen pizzas tookek. I guess that's life in polar bear land
>>21943026mindbroken.
>>21940357>fjellaper in charge of making pizza
>>21939023I got a slice of this recently and I took a big bite and then my two little sisters each took a bite. Then we gave the rest to our mom. All four of us liked it a lot we wish we could afford another slice it’s expensive
>>21940357The op is Altoona pizza, he is just trying to bait you.Is kebab pizza popular in Norway? I've made it at home a few times and it's pretty good
>>21939491Norway is based
>>21939023Isn't it your turn to be the gollum? Why isn't your finger up Börk's asshole?
for me, it's japanese 'za
>>21944406I've been making japanese pizza this whole time without knowing.
>>21944406>toasted bread>little tomato sauce>some cheesei call it the ez cheesie
>>21945955gotta microwave for 3 minutes tho
>>21939023A–That's probably not a "proper" pizza...B–I wish nothing but the best for all of our Nordic friends...C–I would, never... Ever ask jannies to peruse my peepee as one would a 'lollipop'.
>>21944005Yeah kebab pizza is very popular in Norway, you can get it at kebab shops obviously, but also at most regular pizza places, as well as kits you can buy at grocery stores to put it together st home easily
>>21939491What's the Russian pizza there? Looks kinda like pesto
>>21939023Home za gouda.
>>21939023Could be worse, mystery kebab pizza from a shitskin who spits in your food and lays down a liter it chefs special sauce like I had in Sweden somewhere.But atleast you have biffsnadder med baernaise everywhere
>>21940357corrr focking blimey that looks scran
>>21947957nobody has ever said that
>>21947819Biff snadder med bernaise is all my mom ever orders if they order out, doesn't matter if it's a chinese, pizza or kebab shop, biff snadder med bernaise
>>21946730On the advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege against self-incrimination and respectfully decline to comment on your picture... –Jannies seem to be a bit too precious when it comes to uhh... Uhmm...perfectly good, not at all disgusting, absolutely worthy attempts at pizza making...–
>>21939023I mean, we've all been there.
>>21939023That is NOT how we do pizza in Norway. I've never seen whatever bullshit that is
I have never seen an appetizing Scandinavian dish.
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>>21949891Mighty fine lookin Detroit ‘za, anon.
>>21951473looks like something you could find literally anywhere in europe
>>21951480Even Ireland has better looking food than this.
>>21951484Absolutely seething lmao
Altoona style pizza
>>21944005>>21946349>Is kebab pizza popular in Norway? I've made it at home a few times and it's pretty goodPopular in Finland too.The unholy trinity of pizza meats is the following:>"ham" strips>salami (80% grease)>kebab (whatever did not qualify into separate chicken/pork/beef products or dog food)Still tastes good though, beggars or hung-over people can't be choosers, right?
>>21951484>better lookingGo back to your boyfriend for comfort if scandinavians cause anxiety, LOL!
>>21939491Norwegians are fucking weird. They eat sandwiches for lunch with a weird soft brown cheese thing. Every Norwegian I've met has had a dogshit diet, not toddler tier but down syndrome tier.
>>21951918>noooooo you can't eat a cheese sandwich for lunch you toddler!!!Wtf kek, it's just cheese that's made with goats milk, and it's a delicacy. Have you ever tried it?
is it weird i like shrimp and clams on my pizza
