Your guide to pepperoni. Remember it well, for it will serve you in your travels.
>>21942257I'll take brand B
>>21942257Ok but I like cupping, charring, and grease.
>>21942275Kek I came to post this, they look the best
for me, it's sprinkling parmesan cheese in the cups to soak up the grease
>>21942257A or C. Similar to preferred bacon doneness.
>>21942257>charring and grease are badWhy? I don't care for cupping that much either desu but the other two are literally good
>>21942257Wait, people used to hate cupped pepperoni? Why?
>>21942332marketing
>>21942332Because a cup of mystery meat fat is gross.
>>21942257>selling pepperoni to the average consumer>test pizza was baked at 600 degreesOkay, but normal home ovens don't get that hot. Let's see that same comparison done with a pizza baked at 500 degrees.
>>21942257>Pizza enjoyers say>Brand D, you’re a fine salami>What a good topping you would be>The least cupping, grease out, and charring>of pepperonis
>>21942764That's what I was thinking. If this is an ad aimed at restaurant owners then I kind of get it.
>>21942257>our meat doesn't behave like other real ones do! isn't that better?no it's scary hormel
>>21942257It's funny to think of Hormel as being a gold standard for anything although some hot dog carts do advertise their chili.
>>21942257Seeing this pizza I kind of understand the CEOs almost puking at eating their burgers. Almost. This is the foulest looking pizza ever, its overdone with cheese to hide the fact that the "crust," is complete dogshit, the cook is bad, the pizza sauce is probably gross and too sweet. Fucking hell I feel sick.
>>21943793You sound like a faggot, have some respect for yourself.
>>21943796have some respect for yourself you fucking pig, that is a disgusting looking slop sugar pizza, either eat it and understand the creature you are or fuck off
>>21943793this nigga eatan raw pizza
>>21943802well if im a pig your a fuckin crab
>>21942257one pepperoni, two pepperoni,and from the look of things here,happy joe's has more!
>>21942257It's funny how we used to think cupping was a bad thing and now people pay a premium for it.
>>21942257Diced is superior. It's a shame that it's associated with frozen pizza.
>>21942257B or C. The Hormel one is the worst kind of pepp.
