Why doesn't someone make a toaster strudel in pizza format? It would beat hotpockets overnight.
>>21942699What? Like stromboli?
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>>21942699you're fat
>>21942699would the red sauce be extra sugary to make the texture more syrup/jam like? it be better to take it an asian direction
>>21942737Tomato cooks down to a jammy consistency, or even a thick paste fairly easily, it just needs a bit of salt and garlic to bring it back to life at this point.
>>21942716are these real?
>>21942737tomato sauce is a jam. pizza is a fruit pie
>>21943267they used to be real 30 years ago
They did. The problem was they would cook unevenly and were overpriced without coupons. Back then you could double your coupons and get them under $1 usd.>>21943267They were in the late 90's and through 2000. After 9/11 they disappeared. I guess people preferred microwaves.
>>21943363>The problem was they would cook unevenlyso just like a regular hot pocket
You could easily do is at home, just get one of those pillsbury puff pastry rolls, cut it in squares, fill it with stuffing and then fold it over. Freeze it if you want.
>>21943393That pillsbury dough is more versatile than people might think. And that's the problem. A lot of people are too dumb to think of anything else to do with it.
>>21943363>Back then you could double your couponsYou still can. I do it all the time. The problem is that the coupon doubling policy is no longer advertised so people don't know which stores still do it and which stores don't. And the second problem is that coupon policy hasn't kept up with inflation. $1.98 off (IE a doubled 99¢ off coupon) doesn't really do much when a can of coffee is $20 now compared to half that just a few years ago.Also, it only applies to paper coupons, which are growing less common day by day.But I used paper coupons recently to get practically free kcups. I don't even have a Keurig but I figure the stuff inside is just coffee grounds. A doubled 99¢ paper manufacturer's coupon off of a $3.99 on sale box of kcups coupled with a $2 off coffee digital store coupon = 1¢ out of pocket for 6.6oz of coffee. And 9/11 changed a lot of shit. Before it, I booked an cheap-ass flight on a cargo plane. It was cold. It was loud. It was uncomfortable. But it was cheap so I didn't care. Flew from Frankfort to Newark.After 9/11, cargo planes don't sell passenger seats anymore : /
>>21943553>FrankfortFUCKING AUTOCORRECT WHERE THE HELL EVEN IS "FRANKFORT" ITS F R A N K F U R T YOU DICKLICKER
I'm low-key obsessed with pizza-alternatives from the 1970s and 80s.
>>21943560You can do that with any bread, leavened or otherwise. Spread spaghetti sauce, pesto, or whatever and a bit of shredded mozz.
>>21942699have they not? I don't eat garbage slop like that because I'm not fat but it sounds like a product that probably exists already
>>21943556>WHERE THE HELL EVEN IS "FRANKFORT"In Kentucky
>>21943556>FUCKING AUTOCORRECTIf only there was a way to read your own post before submitting it.
>>21942699Interesting, but what if?
>>21944144ai slop
>>21944173How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>21944175i didn't
>>21942716Imagine toasting one of these in your ass
>>21944200omg lol it actually worked ha
