Japan Launches a Vegan Burger Made Entirely of Lettuce
>>21942752Who cares?
probably leaves the tails on too
>>21942756me. i love japan and all the things from japan.
Dude that’s fucked up
>vegan>contains shrimp
>>21942796This but unironically.
>When you order from the secret menu, and the people that ordered before you overheard you speaking secret coded language.>so they have an existential crisis because they could have gotten a more special order and now feel like retards that dont know the way.
>>21942752>Japan Launches a Vegan Burger Made Entirely of Lettuce>contains shrimpSomething doesn't add up.
>>21942752I think ほぼ might be a name spelled out?
>>21942752I wish my country had cool burgers like this. >>21943018It's "hobo" I guess it means "almost" since Google translate gives "almost lettuce burger" This is what the Instagram page says: Starting March 26th, we're offering the "Almost Lettuce Burger"! It's packed with about a third of a head of lettuce! Wait... just lettuce?! Don't worry! Inside, you'll find plump, boiled shrimp!
>>21942752wow op you surely are a retard that shouldnt make threads, cant you read?its not veganits not entirely made of lettucesee >>21942759wow you are stupid op
>>21943018>>21943076it says haba which means wide. wide lettuce burger.
>>21943191it says hobo you homo
You've heard of the walking taco..Say HELLO to the gallivanting salad!!
>>21942752I don't know if I trust hobos to grow my lettuce. They probably shit in the fields.
>>21942752Watch the weeaboos salivate over Japan being such geniuses and fantasizing about the heads of lettuce that cost $30 each to make these.
In Japan you can buy smelly girls panties in vending machines.I like how everybody conveniently forgets that.
>>21943214Old fake news, there's no such thing.
>>21942752>Japan Launchesreally? the entire country of japan did this?>Vegan Burgerburger requires burger meat, which only comes from cows.>Made Entirely of Lettucethere's clearly buns.why do you need to lie?
>>21943214rofl and lmao when I read your first sentence I thought you meant it as a positive, which it is. Who the fuck doesn't like smelly girl panties? You know in the west we have websites for these things?Anyways, I like how the Nihongo people have these things available for enthusiastic fappers that don't want to go on some sketchy website or haggle with some Chaturbate whore.>>21943191Oh arigatou gozaimasu anon I learned a new Japanese word today!!!
>>21942796>>21942806Me too anons.Do you want to talk about Japan with me?
>>21943266OP btfoed
>>21943275Sure anon, what other things from Nihongo land do you like that aren't cooking related? I'm currently watching Gleipnir and earlier I listened to some Japanese Punk Rock band called ニューロティカ (neurotica) I actually found them through some random Youtube documentary that's worth watching if you're bored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzXcXP8zYyg
>>21943200you're right sorry I'm so stupid and worthless
>>21943294yes you are
>>21943291Let's see, like everything! Duh!I like Japanese cinema.
>>21943291nta but I used to listen to a japanese jazz punk band called midori like 15 years ago
>>21943294I still struggle with kana sometimes anon, we all make mistakes.>>21943302Oooh I love Japanese cinema. Have you seen Tampopo anon?>>21943305Honestly one of the things I love about Japan is that they're like the only country that didn't have a major shift towards rap music in the 90's. I'll put on some Midori, I always love finding new bands!
>>21942752Boohoo Japan. Deal with it.
Someone let japan know im not vegan anymore and my shrimp allergies have been cured, thanks be to God.
>>21942752690 yen is kind of expensive considering this is 440
>>21943377honestly wouldn't surprise me if an island nation had lettuce that was more expensive than shrimp
>>21943214So like what onlyfans girls do in the west like Belle Delphine selling her bathwater?
>>21943291Read the manga and drop the anime, Gleipnir suffered from an incomplete adaptation that also went extremely anime-original and butchered the source material.
>>21943018'hobo' means 'almost', as in 'it's almost a lettuce burger, but it's not because it has prawns in it'
>>21943482shrimp is the lettuce of the sea
>>21943212I'm something of a weeb myself. But this looks like trash, and isn't a burger.
>>21943576I'm enjoying the anime and it's only 13 eps so i'll probably finish it, but i'll check out the manga after.The only anime I'm watching this season is Hell's Paradise, I feel like the last year has been really weak with the seasonals. If you or any other anon has some reccs I'd much appreciate. From the last few years I really enjoyed things like My Home Hero, Heavenly Delusion and Forbidden Deductions.
>>21943627>Hell's ParadiseJust drop it. The manga turned into awful shonenshit of the worst kind.
>>21943634Honestly dude, I hate long shonen anime and one of the things I love about Hell's Paradise is they skip all the filler/training/battles that last 3 episodes like it's like a basic shonen but with all the unnecessary things cut. I quite enjoy it. The life force energy tai chi thing is sort of like nen from HxH.
>>21942752Pretty sure that is a shrimp in that image.
>>21942752>Lettuce burger, Japan:
>>21942752A burger for giraffes?! Finally!
>>21942800>>21942813>>21943351>>21944909>2026>not knowing about vegan "shrimp"ngmi
>>21944977Tell me more, what is it made of?
>>21945048What am I, a chemist?Probably soy and some combination of pea proteins and starches.
a shrimp made that burger??
>>21944826It turned into inane faggotry with battle shounen where the main character kept losing and then never mind just tried harder and powered up and was completely healed like 5 times in a row in the same battle it was fucking retarded.
>>21942752It's not a burger.
>>21942752at first i was like>wtf 690 yen for lettucebut now i rest assured that there are shrimp inside
>>21942752Oooo ping pong ching chongeruuuuuu Mucho lettucai kawaaaaiiiiii
>>21943291I don't watch porn anymore, but I was a big fan of Japanese porn
>>21947892I eat porn DVDs.
>>21947875Tbh the almost lettuce burger looks kind of tasty ngl. I wish shrimp on fast food burgers was more common. >>21947892I love me some Japanese porn but I hate that 3/4th of the videos are censored desu yo ne I always found gyaru chicks with bleached hair really hot. >>21947898Oooh wow! I haven't tried a DVD but I like to munch on some Blu-Ray from from time to time when the urge hits.
