Are some foods/treats just lost to time, never to be re-eaten?
>>21943725we mvst revturn
>>21943725Apparently so.
>>21943725>cookie>cake>fat freeWhat the... How?
>>21943742>How?
>>21943725This made boomers fart and shit themselves uncontrollably while doing jazzercise
>>21943725You weren't missing much.
>>21943741These were so fucking good, maybe my favorite chip of all time. I remember some anon a long time ago posted the reason why they won't bring them back.
>>21943725my mom always packed these for my school lunch
>>21943725Grandma never let me try one of these. Why? I can't ask her she died a few years ago.
>>21943725Claire what’s-her-face could back-engineer the recipe probably Does she still do that for BA?
>>21945097Sad.
kill yourself
>>21944903They're just not going to bring it back.This e-mail was from 2022.
>>21948177>Keebler Pizzarias pizza chips were discontinued in the late 1990s primarily due to corporate restructuring, specifically the sale and breakup of the Keebler company, rather than poor sales. Despite being popular, these cult-favorite snacks were scrapped when Keebler shifted its focus toward cookies and crackers.Wtf, I fucking hate those faggot Keebler elves now
>>21944903>reason why they won't bring them backSupposedly, the biggest impediment is the investment that Utz (the current owner) would have to make in the specialized equipment needed to produce Pizzarias - they're actually a pizza dough chip and baked not fried and I guess this poses some unique manufacturing challenges.If you do a search on "Pizzarias Adam Burck" (one of the product developers) you can find some pretty current discussions with him (like at Fa**b**k).
>>21943725These tasted like shit, I don't miss them, though I wasn't even aware they stopped making them.