the garlic bread seems utterly redundant

>>21945233
Nice crusty way to mop up the sauce innit

>>21945232
You should've mixed the pasta in the sauce you gaylord. Looks pretty tasty though

>>21945237
it can't since it's already soaked with fat

>>21945232
Looks like uttershitem8 muricanized bastardized bullshit
I expect nothing less
>>21945243
It doesn't look tasty at all THOUGH

>>21945245
He said mop, not soak, you fucking idiot

>>21945251
if your mop can't soak you need to throw it away, anon

>>21945249
Looks better than anything you've put forth. I saw that blancmange that you call hollandaise in another thread and laughed. Go and have a few more sips of your faggot IPA and smoke a bit more weed, you desperado.

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>>21945232
How come muricans and anglos don't mix their soce with the "pasta?"
Is this a cooklet thing, a tastelet thing, or a contrarian thing?

>>21945258
so everyone can mix their own to their preferred ratio

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>>21945256
>disingenuous delusions of a cooklet pussy
Kek i bet you drink faggot lagers like some tastelet flyoverlet

>>21945260
for a supposed christian you are extremely vulgar

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>>21945259
Who cares about the cooklets? The CHEF should serve it PERFECTLY soced

>>21945260
Does remind me that I should make some blancmange at some point. No, I drink whisky. I don't want to get into an exchange with you. Partly because you're not very bright and lack much of a persona, so your responses are a bit robotic. Mainly because I don't want to view a lot of food gore.

>>21945263
I've never claimed to be christian
GodS bless!
Pasta should be APPROPRIATELY soced!, by the way

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>>21945266
>colorblind and delusional
Exactly the kind aabe grasping at straws that is so common on this board
No wonder all your "cooking" is uttershitem8

>>21945273
>gloop gloop gloop
oh hey augustus

>>21945275
>more disingenuous grasping at straws without posting anything she's made herself
Harry Clockwork Orange Pot

>>21945260
>>21945273
You will never be Din Dins anon

>>21945277
Good lol why would I want to be some tastelet cooklet who doesn't even kmow how to SOCE his "pasta?"

>>21945232
Sauce looks good Din Dins, love cavatappi noods

>>21945233
If anything I would like more garlics breads

>>21945260
Hot damn that looks like utter garbagio,m8. God awful, sloppy plating as well. Git gud lil uncbro.

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>>21946077
Post something better then pussym8

>>21946112
Behold real cooking. Bolognese using ground beef from a steer I raised myself, veggies from my garden and homemade tagliatelle using heirloom wheat pasta flour and eggs from my own chickens.
I followed Marcella Hazan's recipe for this one.

I have more pics to share if you'd like, lil shittie cooklet.

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>>21946112
Oops here is the pasta lol

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>>21946123
Kek
That looks like uttershitem8
Follow a real recipe next time, little coklet tastelet
https://youtu.be/Gyz7s3cFjZU
I prefer yummy Nessker di puttana anyway

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>>21946130
LOL. You are the biggest crybaby hypocrite ever. I am so happy to BTFO you for everyone to see.
Poor lil cooklet couldn't even make his own pasta. Looks dry as shit and burnt. I'd laugh in your face if you tried serving that to me.
Yes I grew these tomatoes and made a better tasting salad than you could ever imagine.

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>>21946137
>burnt
Hahaha so lying is what you consider "buffalo"ing someone?
All you do is post nonsense garbage
Homemade egg pasta is too heavy for bolognese lol
Keep posting more nonsense tastelet cooklet bullshit for me to fuckin LOL @

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>>21946142
>seething
>coping
>schizo posting
KEK. The retard cooklet doesn't even know how pasta is made. How incredibly embarrassing. You are the definition of mediocre.
I've only replied to a couple of your attention whoring meltie posts today because you're derailing random threads. More than happy to BTFO you. Too easy, really.

Homegrown pork with a blackberry sauce, celeriac puree, and charred cabbage wedges. Before you make a fool of yourself the cabbage was intentionally charred. It was delicious.

>>21945232
Looks like shit and you’re a retard. Fuck off to Facebook, boomer cunt.

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>>21946149
See the disingenuousness?
>no cruste
>obercooked in the middle still
Looks like uttershitem8 and you never have anything to drink kek
Why is that?
Homegrown beef, homegrown white, green, and black or indigenous peppercorns of coloure, homegrown fresh green peppercorns, heavy whipping cream from the same cow, homemade beef stock also from the same cow, homegrown taters, homemade peanut oil
Kek
Buffalo'd!
You got buffalo'd!

>>21945232
Ooh that’s lookin like some good din dins

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>>21946157
>dish that looks like literal diarrhea on burnt steak.
>doesn't understand that quality ingredients make a quality dish.
>desperate to change the subject

Keep huffing that copium lil cooklet. Every single one of your posts gets more and more embarassing for you. Keep it up. :)

A simple smoked tritip for you. Cant remember if this cut was from my steer or not.

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>>21946163
Lol you don't know uttershitem8 about Santa Maria tri-tip godsDAMM that looks like, you guessed it, uttershitem8
Keep using those ebonics ya wee cooklet tastelet
Definitrly another one of my homegrown cows, homegrown rice, nbutter from the milk of that same cow
You just can't cooke or eate like me

>>21945232
I literally made this 2 nights ago. Even with good ingredients, nice fresh pasta, garlic infused oil, fresh parm.

Great for one time.

It's the Italian sausage that ruined it. I think any other type of meat or sausage it would be a 10/10. Not sure it's a Canada thing where our Italian sausages are all the same shit, but I can't even smell them now without wanting to puke.

>>21946172
Sausage doesn't belonge in pasta soce
Hope that helps!

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>>21946170
KEK! You lost and now you're just having a rambling crybaby meltdown. Exactly as expected. Concession accepted. It was a true joy.
That steak looks disgusting btw(try lower temp sear or finishing in the oven, cantcook), soggy veggies, and your rice is terribly cooked.

Half pound hickory smoked pork burger. Yeah I raised the pig, of course. Lots of fat in the mix, so even at 145 internal it remains super juicy.

>>21946130
Oh my god, you think that hot mess looks better than this >>21946123 ? You got so fucking rekt it's crazy. You're so fucking pathetic.

>>21946173
Yeah lesson learned. I literally burnt great fresh pasta, nice sauce and everything with shit saucisse.

Samefag meltie KEK

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>>21946184
That looks terrible lol what the fuck is that meat to bun ratio
You're just a fuckin tastelet cooklet it's clear
>>21946187
You literally don't know uttershitem8 about pasta
Homegrown cow, homegrown taters, homemade peanut oil from homegrown peanuts, i own Rodenbach so that beer was technically made by me, homegrown Pardon peppers, homegrown mire poix, homegrown bouquet garni, homemade beef stock from that same cow, homegrown tea, homemade mustarde, homemade cheese from the milk of that same cow, i made the handmade coasters, and the table too
You got BUFFALO'D!

>>21946197
>zero browning on fried mush
>greasy cheese
>cheap disgusting bread
>loves bread more than meat
>more cope
The meltie continues!

>>21946201
?
The only thing fried are the taters
You're saying the taters aren't nrowned and are mushy?
Point out the "greaay cheese" in the picture
Post some better looking bread
>she thinks a sanwich should have no bread?
>more disingenuousness
The grilled cheese abounds!

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Lie about how my carbonara is terrible, keybaby. I used locally made guanciale, my own eggs, and monograno pasta for it.
Dry pasta is better for carbonara, which is why I didn't make my own for this.

>>21946211
>please teach me and spoonfeed me so I can cook good like you!
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO!

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>>21946215
Kek I literally laughed at the consistency of the soce
Oh man
What'd you PAIR the dish with, by the way? Nothing again?
Why are all your pictures zoomed in on just one bite too? Show me a MEAL you've made
None of your dishes have any sides
Excusable for the pasta dishea obviously
Everything in the picture made by me, by the way
BUFFALO'D

>>21946197
>burned peppers
>sweaty looking sandwich
>bowl of grease
>greasy unevenly cooked potatoes
*golf clap*

>>21946221
Yeah yeah you can't cooke for shit
>>21946227
>more of the same grasping at straws
>another nomeal
>the taters aren' unevwnly cooked
*disingenuousness*

>>21946226
>my faggot ales will help distract from my dogshit cooking. It'll help change the subject. I've gone all in now and have to post some more filth, even though it's embarrassing

>>21946226
>overcooked and dry fries
>dry greasy pasta with absolutely zero sauce cling
>begs for beverage pairings.
This is getting kind of sad at this point, keybaby. I'm actually starting to feel bad for you now.

>>21946229
OK, let's get a vote
>>21946215
Looks delicious
>>21946226
Looks very poor indeed

>>21946230
Kek fuckin tastelet you probably drink bullshit lagers
Embarrassing
>>21946232
>eben more kleidiphobia
>even more disingenuous grasping at straws
>thinks asking what someone had is "begging?"
And still no picture lol
You're just 2obvs

>>21946226
It's a perfectly smooth sauce that has thickened to the point that it clings really nicely to the spaghetti. Ideal consistency for anyone that understands how to make a good pasta sauce. All your pasta has extremely poor sauce cling, and almost always look greasy and dry. It is clear that you don't know how to cook pasta sauces.
The funny part is that I think you're being honest. You simply do not understand what good pasta sauces look like or how to make them.

>>21946234
Kek we've already established that a vote wouldn't work because you drama queen cooklets would treat it like a popularity contest
>>21945421

>>21946238
>schizo meltdown
I(>>21946232) posted a bunch of food that I've cooked in this very thread retard.

>>21946244
Deusional and llong-winded
Hmmm
See >>21945264
Why are you so disingenuous?

>>21946247
>patty melt kleidiphobia
Your pasta fucking sucks lol

>>21946248
>non response
>more cope
>6 sentences too much for his tiny cooklet brain
Kek. Poor keybaby doesn't know how to cook pasta sauce. Sad!

>>21946252
Ill take one from your book this time, keybaby, and repeat myself..
I accept your concession. The show you put on was a true joy to witness. :)

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>>21946254
>non-response
>more sneed
The long-windedness is just where you're grasping straws, so I glaze over it
Kek. Poor kleidiphobiababy doesn't know how to cook pasta soce. Sad!

>>21946256
I'll take one from your booke this time kleidiphobiababy
I accept your confession
I'm not running a concession stand THOUGH?

>>21946261
>overcooked sauce
>extremely thin
>posts webm proving he doesn't know how to cook pasta sauce
KEK. You know you can stop at any time, right?

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>>21946267
>more grasping at straws as predicted
>>21945421
2obvs

Keybaby meltdown still in full swing. Kek

>>21946238
Shit, you're melting now. Not full on melting like I made you do the other day where you had a childish temper tantrum, but I expect your hands are shaking and your chin is wobbling.

>>21946261
Mmmm tomato water mmmm

Kleidiphobiababy patty melt still in full swimg. Kek
Back to my nappy nap

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This is the twink with the gay tattoos. I expect some of his furniture and utensils how been thrown around. Poor little thing.

>>21946197
You’re genuinely the /ck/ equivalent of the logposter on /b/ and I hope you take a header into a haybaler you worthless piece of shit.

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>>21945232
>Ragu
dont know about other anons but I CANNOT eat store-bought red gravy. Likely the sugars but it makes me sick.
Steaming your own tomatoes and making it yourself is where its at

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>>21945232
Reminds me of the shit I used to throw together.

>>21945258
This.

>>21945260
you still can't cook or drive so your blessed coaster seems like a copester.

>>21945259
You mean it isn't served precisely sauced?

>>21946123
>toenails
>>21946137
>strips of paper that you stuff in an easter basket
>>21946149
what is wrong with your potatoes?
>>21946215
>hair on plate in bottom left of pic

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Keyfob guy triggers the broke cooklets like no other

God bless

>>21945232
This faggot is a cringe janny

>>21945232
COR

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>>21946358
What the FUCK is a haybaler header?

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>>21946440
>delusions of a cooklet tastelet nocar
You're free to post breakfaste on engine to show us what a real Blessed individual cooks and drives
Hope that helps!

>>21946440
It's all cope.

>>21946739
>>21946298

>>21946755
>>21946739

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>>21945232
love noodles with sausage. more people should do that. meatballs and ground beef just aren't it

>>21946931
ewww

>>21946498
I don't even care for him that much but pedantic autistic children are the lowest scum in the known universe. So in that case the enemy of my enemy will always be my friend

>>21946931
all the hot sauce and garnishes in the world won't fix that

>>21946931
Still better than unseasoned eggs

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>>21948321
>nooo you LITERALLY can NOT season eggies after they've cooked reeeeeee!!!
Kek cry pussy

>fell for the bait
KEK

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>>21948348
Oh, for sure

>>21948355
One of the worst techniques I've ever seen. It's like you're on a small yacht in a heavy storm. Is it because your weak wrists can't manipulate the pan?

>>21948362
kek yeah and you know she'll still overcook them... eggs of all things

What the is going on in this thread? /ck/ is supposed to be comfy in din dins threads. How do newfags manage to ruin everything?

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>>21948362
One of the worst techniques for what lol
The video is juat showing the ease with which the eggies slide on Caste Irone
And I don't cooke in fuckin SYNTHERIC PLASTIC, son
>>21948364
?
It's hilarious how disingenuous you pussies are
Point out overcooked eggies in ANY of the examples I posted
Oh, you can't LOL
And still no breakfaste on engine
I wonder why kek

>>21945232
Hnhhgg

>>21948373
Kek fuckin tastelet cooket

>>21948367
She should have posted her normal comfy food then, not this bastardized pussy bullshit
Hope that helps!

>>21948371
>Point out overcooked eggies in ANY of the examples I posted
you're an overcooked egg

>fell for the bait again
KEK

>>21948367
Meltdown day 3 is whats going on.

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>>21948383
No I'm not?
>>21948394
What bait?
KEK
>>21948397
The ones having a tunamelt are clearly the tastelet cooklets crying over good food getting posted
The kleidiphobia is sttonge here
Why is that?
I should ask ai

Oh it just gave me some fuckin ebonics response about "flexing"
Why is "flexing" in quotes lol

>>21948367
He is instantly triggered when you say anything about unseasoned eggs or overcooked eggs lol.
Then he says no u and then he starts lying about everything. (He's too poor to own cars, but loves to lie about owning cars.)
Literal NPC bot programmed to ruin ck by posting incredibly shitty food.

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Tis springtime break my dudes and I fired up the grill for my dindins

>>21948405
See >>21948400

>>21948405
It's so obvious that he is lying about everything.

>>21948420
Kek I'm gonna have a burger, homefries, and a BEER right now
And it isn't even noon

Tastelet cooklets finna b sayin i'm lyin litcap fr fr on gods LOLbmaooo0o0o0o

>>21948397
This.

>>21948400
This.

>>21948408
This looks so much better than anything lying meltyposter has ever cooked. Excellent job. I had smoked chicken legs for dinner last night. Delicious.

>>21948400
>No I'm not?
you are also either a liar or blissfully unaware

>>21948427
>brags about consuming goyslop and drinking goydrink
Your eggs were unseasoned and overcooked.

>>21948427
>Tastelet cooklets finna b sayin i'm lyin litcap fr fr on gods LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
and most people will be saying you talk like a fucking baboon

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>>21948444
I've literally never posted a melty?
I can't remember the last time I even had a tunamelt

Drinking some Teae before my burger, which will be v. Delicious

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>>21948452
Which ones?
>>21948456
Bruh das rascsist as an aflit fuck f.a.m. godsDAMN on GODS fr fr
>>21948451
How so?

I'm finishing my Coffee

>posts more goyslop

>>21948468
>Bruh das rascsist as an aflit fuck f.a.m. godsDAMN on GODS fr fr
if you cannot think of a world where calling some one a lesser ape is not a racist thing.. i think you might be the racist

>>21948458
>I've literally never posted a melty?
it is currently ongoing
liar

>>21948486
Meltyposter is constantly lying. He is the fakest poster on ck.

Oh great, the twink cuckold with the faggot tattoos is back. Prepare to be absolutely fucking bored.

>>21948486
Pointeth out said tunamelt
>>21948491
Of what am I lyingeth about?
>>21948518
You're free to post some EXCITING food
Show us all how it's done sweetie!

>>21948531
Everything. It's more than obvious to everyone.

>>21948539
one thing that i find somewhat fascinating about this creature, is how it's being allowed to borrow someone else's car keys

>>21948548
Those are his mom's keys. He slipped up when he was extremely drunk one morning and the truth about them was revealed.

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I say DOCTA
Wain't there nothing I can take
I say DOCTA
To relieve this bellyache

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Put the LIME in the COCONUT
N DRINK EM BOD UP

>>21948608
>>21948600
Disgusting kitchen of an alcoholic, very low quality beef, terribly cooked potato, inconsistent slices of onion, heavy metal contaminated salt, shitty folder knife instead of real chef knife.

0/10 goyslop consumer.

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Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before, my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

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>>21948619
KEK
All homegrown
All handmade
You can't eate or cooke like me

Lalala
Lalalalalala
Lalala
Lalalalalala
Lalalala
Lalalalalala
Lalalala
I just can't you outta my heade
Girl your lovine is all tag i think about

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I just cant geg u outta mu heade
Girl its more than just a dare 2 ghink aboute

>>21948620
>even more of the kitchen is disgustingly messy and definitely roach infested
>confirmed shit tier goyslop buns
>cooking with mom's keys
>confirmed ultra low quality safeway beef
>goyslop tier rice
>overcooked and underseasoned already
Still 0/10

>>21948630
>more lies from the alcoholic
>more cope from the broken meltyposter
>confirmed already wasted on high abv goydrink beers
>burnt the oil
>undercooked onions
>overcooked goyslop beef

-3/10. Tbanon made an infinitely better burger than yours.

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>>21948636
Now here u go againe
U say u want you are freedome
Well, who am I 2 keep u downe?
It's only right e
That u should
Playe thee way u feele it
Listen carefully
2 thee sounde
Of lonelinesse
Like a heartbeate drive u mad
In the stillness of rembembering what you had
And what you lost

And what you HAD
And what you LOST

All homrmade
All homegrown

>>21948367
One or two anons cannot stop themselves from feeding a really obnoxious troll.

>>21948408
That chicken looks goooood

>>21948644
>mentally broken

-4/10

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>>21948643
Now here I go againe
I see the crystal visions
I keep my visions 2 myself
It's only meeee
Who wants 2 wrap around you are dreams and
Have you any dreams yiu like yourselfe?
Dreams of lonelinesse
Like a heartbeate drive u mad
In the stillness of rembembering what you had
And what you lost

And what you HAD
And what you LOST

All homemade
All homegrown

Women they will cum and they will go

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>>21948652
Baby it feels like we're running out of time
Let it go
If you want me, girl, let me know
I am downe
On my kneeeeEs
I can't take it anymore

>>21948672
>everything is burnt to shit
>terrible goyslop condiments
>confirmed alcoholism
-10/10

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>Keyfobanon still triggering the brokie cooklets

Thanks for the laughs

God bless

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>>21948677
If u starte me up
If u starte me up I'll never stoppe
If u starte me up
If u starte me up I'll never stoppe
I've been runnine HOT
U got me tickine gonna blowe my toppe

>>21948564
i genuinely hope that part of the lore is not false - i love it when my jokes turn out to be eerily accurate

>>21948630
>You can't eate or cooke like me
because we arent baboons

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>>21948697
Can't forgette thee BEERE, rascsist as an aflit fuck f.a.m. on GODS

Wade through the waste
Stormy winter
And there's not a friende
2 help u through
Trying to stop the waves
Behind you are eyeballes
Uh huh
Drop you are reds
Drop you are greenes n blue
Thank you
For your wine
CALIFORNIA
Yes i got the desert
In my toenaile uh huh
And I hid the SPEEDE
Inside my shoe

>>21948697
It is 100% true.

>>21948692
>t. projecting cooklet

>>21948706
>worst cook on ck confirmed
>takes pics on mom's car
>mindbroken
Looks like absolute burntshittem8 goyslop.

>>21945232
Hi Din Dins! Sorry I no here to defend you, had ban for racism. I no racist Din Dins! Car anon ruin thread, I be here next thread to defend Din Dins!

>>21948722
What was the revealing slip up?

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>>21948722
I live my life like there's
NO TOMORROWE
And all Ixve got
I've had to STEALE
Yes, I'm livin' at a
PACE THAT KILLES

I found the simple life
Wain't so simple
When I jumped out
On that roade
I got no LOVE
No LOVE you'd call REALE
Wain't got nobody
Waitine at home

Ah (runnin' with the Devil)
Godsdamn it lady
U know I wain't lying to ya
I'm only gonna tell you one time
Ah-yeah
(Runnin' with the Devil)
Yes I am, yeah

>>21948677
>Couple of beers
>Confirmed alcoholism
Sick of Americans ffs tbqhwy

The clown show never ends with meltyposter

>>21948749
4 pack of 12% abv beers finished before 2PM, dumbass.

>>21948785
That's a fuckin CHEESEBURGER not a fuckin pattymelte, son

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>>21948730
He left the keychain in frame of one of his photos that had some very feminine looking things attached to it. That's why the car keys are always posted without anything attached to them.

>>21948817
Present it
I don't even use keychains because they're fuckin annoyinge
I'm still finishing my Coffee
And my burgere

>>21948822
>confirmed liar
>continues to lie
You're just going to lie again and say it was photoshopped or some BS. Everyone knows those are your mom's cars. Try not being a degenerate alcoholic and maybe you won't slip up again, or burnt the shit out of burger and buns. Lol.

>>21948831
What am I lyinge aboute?
You're the one being disingenuous saying everything is burned lol see>>21948740
And >>21948706
And >>21948696

>>21948838
>more lies and deflection from the confirmed liar.

>>21948564
>>21948722
>It is 100% true.
i went back to the summer of '24 in the archives, but i couldnt find the drunk-post you're thinking of
caveat: search terms were just "keys" and "keyes"
did find this fun gem though:
21659798 (the OP)
21660080 (the reply)

>>21948817
looks like my shift's not over for tonight

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picrel are my own keys (not key-amoeba's keys), plus a snack (since we're on the food board)
one set for home+storage and one for workaroo+hobby
we are very happy together

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>>21948942
>forgot to post keys
a recurring gag

>>21945251
if your mop is soaked it cant mop

>>21948948
>gay furfag loser
>no car keys

but of course

>>21948948
Based beyond belief.

>>21948967
>but of course
are you trying to imply that gay furfags never have cars? because i think you'd might be able to find a lot of pictures of that - especially ones from places where cars are a necessity
.. or is this about the liquorice?

>no car
no need for one, my country has good public transportation, 5min trip time to city centre once every 20 minutes (every 10min in peak traffic)
+ no place to park for free near my address
i dont care about cars at all, so i wouldnt want to move somewhere else just to have a vroom-vroom toy which i dont want to play with
that would be a silly investment at best, and a very very irresponsible one at worst
no homo

>>21949016
sharing a train or bus with violent groids is a humiliation ritual, but you're a furry so I guess it makes sense that you'd enjoy it.

>>21949048
>sharing a train or bus with violent groids
our groids only started appearing around 1970, so they're still a bit rare + well integrated for the most part.
sometime before that, there was a real newspaper article about a black person on a train, as if it was a giraffe riding a train and paying for the ticket without needing help.
but i can understand why that's a legitimate concern, especially over on the west side of the atlantic ocean
>humiliation ritual, but you're a furry
i dont ever intend to dress up, i think it's cringe - unless it were a work-related mascot i guess

>>21945233
Checked, based haver of zero fun whatsoever

>>21945260
Bmwfag stop it already, no one here likes you being in every single cooking thread wtf, go back to linkedin where you belong