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I be eating like a goblin
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>>21945311
I like this sort of food, although I think frozen green beans are a bit squeaky. Plus I'd have a bit of carbs in there. I'd have no qualms eating
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>>21945316
I'm not even joking when I say that it looks more appetising than anything you've posted apart from possibly the bacon and lettuce sandwiches the other day. And that's not really a great deal of cooking.
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Yanks are terrible cooks. You should bin that dish and then the world should bin your entire country
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>>21945347
Why cook when you can just order something better than you or I will ever be able to make? Only poorfags cook for themselves. Nice slop, btw
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>>21945328
Kek your disingenuousness says more about you than it affects me
You're literally too scared to even post a meal you've made in comparison lol
Why is that?
>>21945340
Same heee lol
Post some good food then
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>>21945349
Why disingenuously make inane statements without posting an example?
And why instead of posting something better that you've made, you hide behind anonymity like a coward
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>>21945356
>And why instead of posting something better that you've made, you hide behind anonymity like a coward

Because we're on an anonymous website you dipshit. Go elsewhere if you want usernames and post history. If you can't handle criticism, don't post your fucking slop retard. No one is forcing you to keep doing it.
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>>21945358
LOL what the FUCK do usernames and post history have to do with being genuine?
It's obvious you suck at cooking so you grasp at straws trying to criticize something you couldn't make better
Is that just a contrarian thing or a tastelet thing?
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>>21945360
You posted a picture of fried bacon and a fried potato skillet. A fucking drunk college student could do that. Do you actually think what you posted takes skill? It's not impressive at all. It probably tasted fine but you're such an abrasive twat that anons just love to hate on you. It's deserved. Stay salty, bitch.
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>>21945351
>disingenuousness
Please widen your vocabulary, I said that I'm not even joking and I meant it. You post food ranging from diabolical to mediocre and think you can bomb in and critique other's food. You'll get no more from me as it's just a repeat from you. I don't really take pictures of my food, maybe I'll start just to stop this nonsense.
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>>21945364
Why can't you post a better example then kek cry pussy
>>21945365
See >>21945356
And >>21945351
And >>21945360
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>>21945365
>It probably tasted fine but you're such an abrasive twat that anons just love to hate on you.
This is the disingenuousness I'm talking about lol
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goblin eatin is gud eatin
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>>21945372
That was me being honest. You posted shit that anyone could do. I'm sure it tasted fine. I make similar shit for myself everyday but I don't post it because it's not impressive at all and I don't need validation from terminally online, mentally ill retards. You on the other hand have some sort of obsessive need to post your mediocre garbage and expect to have your dick sucked off for it. When anons poke fun at you, you cry like a bitch.
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>>21945351
You should make a tripcode. Your level of seethe farming would reach untold heights.
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>>21945379
>When anons poke fun at you, you cry like a bitch.
Yeah, I wrecked him the other day and he had a childish tantrum. Very unbecoming. As I said then, it has to be a decent troll, because he's posting unimaginative food, cooked with technical flaws and displaying it like it's a culinary peak. Absolute madness.
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>>21945389
>>21945351
Would you guys have a cook off thread to decide the ultimate /ck/ cooklord? It could be fun if we decided on 3 ingredients that had to be included in the dish and then the rest was up to you.
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>>21945400
Nope. There's a simple reason why: whatever came of it, you'd just parrot the word "disingenuous". It's all so tiresome.
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>>21945400
It wouldn't work because too many people already hate keyanon since he shits up so many threads with his tism. The board would vote against him regardless. He could make the best or worst dish imaginable and it wouldn't matter at this point.
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>>21945379
See >>21945372
It's obvious you can't make it better otherwise you'd just post a bettee example lol
>>21945387
Kek i literally don't even need to
I can just post good food tha these coklets can't matcthen they cry because there are keya in the picture
Why is that?
>>21945400
LOL she won't even post her cooking when trying to critique others
Why woukd they ever agree to COMPETE with the (coo)KING?
>>21945404
Yeah because you're 2obvs
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>>21945421
>aka cooklets are disingenuous
Why do you girls hate keys so much?
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>>21945432
Why do you think your cooking is so special? I'm asking a serious question. Even tbanon was a better cook than you before dying from alcoholism and he was far more humble. He was also actually a chef.
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>>21945438
Because I see the uttershitem8 that gets posted here constantly
The worse somehing looks, the more praise it gets, and vice versa
This is a hobby board, yes?
Why don't any of you actually respect the hobby you partake in?
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Wow both parties and the peanut gallery all bitch out of the great cook off of 2026. SAD!
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>>21945442
>The worse somehing looks, the more praise it gets, and vice versa

I don't really see that happening at all. People shit on each other equally because you're on a cooking board hosted on a website filled with bitter misfits and nazis. I could post my slop but I don't because I know that it'll get rightfully shat on. I don't seek validation from anyone here and the fact that you keep expecting it from /ck/ is bizarre to me. I like my food and so does my family so that's all of the validation that I need. I'm just here to laugh and argue about mashed potatoes and stupid shit like that.

Having said that, I've seen the rare cook-along thread hosted by someone that actually is skilled and /ck/ will usually be respectful as long as the OP remains humble. Some average home cook like you acting like he's god's gift to the culinary arts might as well paint a fucking bullseye on your back.
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>>21945449
They don't want to be proven to be disingenuous
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>>21945454
You should probably pay more attention then
Look at any of the cooking threads
They ones with the shitty cooking have the most praise
>>21945232 like this
And >>21944523
And this very thread itself
>don't seek validation from anyone here and the fact that you keep expecting it from /ck/ is bizarre to me
This is where you're wrong
I'm not posting for external validation
I kniw my cooking ia better than theirs
That's why it elicits the reaponses I get
>I like my food and so does my family so that's all of the validation that I need.
Yeah but that doesn't make it good
> I'm just here to laugh and argue about mashed potatoes and stupid shit like that.
Yeah I do the same but I actually will post my cooking when someone wants me to show them where I'm coming from
>ome average home cook like you acting like he's god's gift to the culinary arts might as well paint a fucking bullseye on your back
>average
These are the kleidiphobic delusions I'm talking about
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>>21945472
>21945232 like this
People just like that bong because he's friendly and has been around for bit. He gets a pass because of it. I don't think anyone really thinks he's some kind of pro cook.

>And >21944523
Everyone is laughing at OP and giving them ironic, mocking "praise." I don't see anyone praising them. I do think your cooking is average but that doesn't mean that I think it's bad. Most of it looks tasty and like something I'd cook for myself or my family. Like I've said time and time again ITT, people mostly hate you because of your shitty attitude and unwarranted self importance. If you wait a month and start posting again without the key, I guarantee anons would be nicer to you.
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>>21945480
I know exactly why, and hell, she actually makes some pretty "boshe" atuff SOMETIMES, to use the parlance of our times, but that "pasta" is blaaphemy ma che cazzo che schifo mannaggia miseria
The tortilla/omelette thread is clearly a joke
But what about >>21944012
Pretty good execution of an absolute nonsense recipe
Great execution actually I'd say
But the recipe is still utter fuckin nonsensw
And I'm not hispanic at all, by the way
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>>21945492
Great execution minus the tortillas
Heat those girlies on a CAAT IRON SKILET next time, son!
Cause you KNOW we don't fuckin cook in NO SYNTHETIC PLASTICS
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>>21945498
But also just make some REAL tacos instead not some fuckin bastardized "interpretation" from some old guy from oklahoma of all places
Come now
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>>21945311
>ground beef
only absolute cooklets use ground beef in dishes. ground beef is for burgers. period.
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>>21945480
>>21945492
>>21945498
>>21945503
Samefag galore and gay at that. Tragedy.
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>>21945508
First one isn't me
And it's obvs I was stream of conscious samefagging
Sorry not sorry sweetie!
Hope that helps!!
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>>21945368
i'm quoting this post, augustus, but it could be any of them. shit, you're so fucking boring, you sincerely are. it's absolutely mind numbing at times. you lower the quality of any thread you 'contribute' to. you're like an interest vacuum. how desperate a person you must be.
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>>21945449
Big sad desu, i almost got excited

>>21945328
Stop feeding this troll. It’s so simple but someone HAS to come in and bicker with them.

>>21945311
Dude, add mushrooms and a root vegetable for some real goblinry.
Not criticizing, just adding to the theme
B)
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>>21945508
I think you're retarded if you think my post read anything like keyanon wrote it.
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>>21945454

I bring forthe these specimens of envy:

>>21945517

>>21945518

False blessings from a disingenous Trickster

This is demonry

You shall PERISH spewing such idolatries
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>>21945311
Honestly looks like it would be great as a stew
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>keyanon
is that the inbred guy who writes "cooke withe PLESTACKE" whenever he sees something resembling plastic cookware + types like a toddler on purpose, or am i thinking of some other "person"?
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>>21945555
It's the guy that posts meals with a car key next to them and then argues with the entire thread
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>>21945561
ah okie
all i remember about that guy was the key, fortunately
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>>21945561

He only argues with tastelets and cooklets
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>>21945313
ditto this
i'd have some bread with butter on the side
or brown rice
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>>21945614

Why not at least use chuck instead of ground beef?
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>>21945620
i have no dislike for ground meat
but definitely an option
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For here is somehinge ye wee cooklets
May slandereth upon with vileness

Do not be fooled
By it is demonic look

It was too Great
Too Good, and too Pure
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>>21945691
Looks like a big french shart.
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>>21945692
Aw thanks bb!

It Tastes of Angel's "Shart"
(The female kind, befitting of modern mythology, not the actual, biblical ones)
To use the parlance of our times
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>>21945691
Disgusting. Only a very terrible cooklet and tastelet would ever combine these things. No wonder he ran crying when challenged to a cookoff. (Zero skill)
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>>21945311
id eat it
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>>21945313
>take frozen green beans
>put in air-fryer for 10 min @350F
>heat up pan on burner: medium heat
>butter: in
>beans in (don't pour in the water that's collected at bottom of air fryer pan)
>salt: in
>garlic: in
>5 minutes MAX
lovely, non-squeaky frozen green beans
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>>21945614
> Bread with butter
This idea made me miss my grandpa, had that as a side with every meal
Would go perfectly with this desu
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>>21945777
?
I'm still here
No one has accepted my challenge
Yo're literally all too SCARED to be GENUINE and REAL
Kek fuckin cooklet tastelet pussies
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>>21945454
No, I agree with the anon that said this is a hobby board and we should respect the hobby. I have no opinion on his cooking I haven't paid that much attention to it.
Anyways, if people are going to post their own cooking I would like to see more desserts and classic French dishes and less "slop" and shitty charcuterie at the keyboard.
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>>21946133
And lol just look at the dindins faggot's thread to see how a "cookoff" would go
They literally can't be genuine for some reason
They're cooklet tastelets kek
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Keyfaggot getting destroyed in dindins thread.
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>>21946150
Kek all i see is a wee lil cooklet getting BUFFALO'D
This is the disingenuousness that I know would surface THOUGH
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Keybaby meltdown is truly fantastic.
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Honestly looks great.

Wood Nut In Cider.

My only opinion would be needs some char or deep browning. Sesame oil to finish.
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Kleidiphobic grilled cheese is hilarious
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>>21946166
>>21946150
Yeah he got ruined in the dindins thread, reduced to a clownshow - even more of a parody. It's so funny watching him post some absolutely filth in response to some decent looking food. It just makes it even worse (I mean better)
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>>21946194
Hes samefagging now. The meltdown continues.
I love how he cries that other people are being dishonest and then in the same post is blatantly dishonest himself. What an absolute joke.
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>>21946194
Sorry he's not samefagging. I just can't read. Gotta remain honest over here hah
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>>21946199
Haa, no I've just woken up, you little twink. You got absolutely rekt. Haaaaaa.

>look at my really nice looking pasta
>durrr looks like uttershitem8 let me display some pasta that looks like it's been cooked by a 5 year old durrrr

It's funny as fuck, as hilarious as your faggot tattoos.
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>>21946207
But you're not honest. Anybody - I mean anybody would see that his pasta is better than yours. You can see it yourself, yet lied and said that your monstrosity is better. So, you're a liar.
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>>21946194
Kek not even close
>>21946199
Kek also not even close
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>>21946213
Puttanesca > bastardized "bolognese"
Get over it
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Oh now he is samefagging. Kek
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>>21946223
Oh point out the samefagging. Kek
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>>21946208
This is pretty much how it is
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>>21946237
Every time
They're constantly disingenuous like that
Why is that?
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>>21946219
How is Hazan's bolognese bastardized?
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>>21946250
The use of butter, white wine instead of red, a lot of the recipes I see also don't have ground pork in them
And that's just a cursory glance
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>>21946255
This is considered the de facto authentic bolognese recipe with permissable variants. Compare to Hazans recipe and you'll see that it is not bastardized and keybaby is a retard for saying that tagliatelle is the wrong pasta to serve with it.
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>>21946271
Thay recipe is bastardized slightly by using pancetta instead of pork
They also didn't say butter is permitted
hazan is a jewish surname, by the way
And why are you always talking to me in 3rd person
What's with the kleidophobia on this board?
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>>21946271
>saying that tagliatelle is the wrong pasta to serve with it
... that isn't what I said
I said homemade pasta isn't right for bolognese
Pappardelle and tagliatelle are the correct pastas
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>>21946280
>uses ai to cook
Not suprised. You really know nothing. Hazan's version is with white wine, milk, and the meat is not seared before simmering. It is much lighter than the trash you've probably attempted to make. Also the tagliatelle I made was kept a bit thicker, so it had good bite to it.
The pasta dishes you posted were by far the shittiest of all the shit you've posted. Absolute dogshit cooking, and sensibilities. Zero technical skill or understanding of cooking.
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>>21946280
You should carefully read what the ai wrote and go look at the picture of my pasta dish. You're so fucking stupid it is hilarious. I'm so happy I posted food pictures that are significantly better than yours in every way tonight. What a fun time.
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>>21946286
>doesn't know how to cook
What's a "suprised?"
hazan is a jewish surname and her recipe is bastardized bullshit with butter kek cry pussy
fresh pasta will never bw al dente kek cry pussy again
The "pasta" "dishes" you posted were by far the shittiest of all the shit you've posted. Absolute dogshit cooking, and sensibilities. Zero technical skill or understanding of cooking
>>21946289
You should carefully read what the ai wrote and go look at the picture of your "pasta" dish. You're so fucking stupid it is hilarious. Like what the FUCK is a "suprised?!?" I'm so happy I posted food pictures that are significantly better than yours in every way tonight. Your pictures didn't evwn have sides or drinks! What a fun time.
Well, back to my nap; gotta receive the new Kohler bathtub for the gusst bathroom in the morning
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Why is the key guy having such an extreme meltdown?
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>>21946632
I think he's so delusional he thinks that his food is good and it's rightfully been shot down as its generally a pile of shit. So he's either having an existential crisis as he starts to understand this, or he's all wahhhh everybody hates me because they're saying my great food is a pile of shit. Either way, he's got all the emotional intellect of an adolescent.
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What's with the wee cooklets accusing me of having a tunamelt or some such nonsense when I'm literaly laying in bed lol
Is this a contrarian thing or a cooklet tastelet thing?
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>>21946669
The thing I'm most amazed by is how she cries and cries that none of the people critiquing her terrible food can post pictures of their own food.
The moment someone posted much better food than hers she goes into full multi-thread temper tantrum meltdown mode and acts exactly like the anons she complains about in every single one of her posts.
Watch her prove my point for the hundredth time when she inevitably responds to this post.
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>>21946720
Kek these are the hilariously unfounded accusations I'm talking about
My "critics" have yet to poat anything netter than I post
You posted some faggy mushy bastardized "bolognese" with no drinks, and none of your dishes had sides LOL
Pathetic
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>inb4 LOL replying to me is somehow having a tunamelt!!
Pussies with kleidiphobia are 2obvs
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Called it kek
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>>21946728
Called it kek
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>Cantcook victim mentality anon samefags and lashes out at the honest posters after getting decimated.
>Anon's incredible bolognese now lives rent free in keybaby's head forever.

The show goes on.
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>>21946725
Here's some of the drink I like to have lmao
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>>21946725
This too lol
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>>21946738
>delusions of a nocar cooklet tastelet
See >>21945421
And >>21946277
And >>21946280
And >>21946293
>kleidiphibiababies are incredibly disingenuous

The show must go on
Just start cooking better
Shrimple as
To use the parlance of our times
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>>21946740
>>21946741
The Cantillon is good
The rest is meh
LOLbmaooo0o0o0o
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>>21946720
>w-w-where's y-your b-b-beverage pairing
Gheyyy
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>>21946744
>3 drinks like a woman
>unmelted shitty looking butter
>frozen hash brown, poorly cooked
>overcooked eggs
>no seasoning on eggs
Too bad your butter isn't having a meltdown like you are. Your food could have looked like a 1/10 instead of a 0/10.
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>>21946744
>look guise, I made toast, eggs and bacon
wewwwwwwww
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>>21946746
>proves terrible taste yet again.
Im not partial to hoppy beers anymore, but I had the opportunity to get some heady topper to try. Pretty good, but I still like less hoppy beers.
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>>21946748
Not having a Great beverage with a Great meal is just sad
Why do you wee cooklets perpetuate such inane and crass ideals?
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>>21946749
>>21946750
>and even MORE disingenuous grasping at straws
You're free to post breakfaste on engine to show us all what a truly Blessed individual eats and drives
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>Double post of seethe
Kek
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>>21946754
You're trying to distract from the food which is the main part because you got shat on. So now you're turning to the irrelevant drink
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>>21946753
>proves her hilariously proud ignorance yet again
>still no breakfaste on engine
Hmmm weird
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>>21946758
>>21946750
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>>21946762
Lol no everything I posted was better than the hilariously ignorant cooklet
See the quoted posts in >>21946744
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>>21946765
Read >>21946758 again
Should be easy to make them better, no?
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>>21946768
Nope. It wasn't. I know this because, until now, you've never seen fit to mention the beverages. That's because you're running scared and had to change tack. It's what cowards do. You're clear as glass
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>>21946763
>lost the plot
>doesn't know a single thing about wine
Even cantillon is a pedestrian beverage compared to some of the wines I enjoy my meals. Embarrassing...
I paid msrp for the pappy btw.
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>>21946772
>>21946750
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>>21946776
>>21946758
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Why do my throwaway threads get the most replies
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>>21946781
Because multi thread meltdown
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>>21946774
>insinuates that Westly is hoppy when it isn't
>nooo you lost the plot!!!
>i'll post this picture from 5 years ago, that'll show her!
Kek why are cooklet tastelets like this?
>>21946773
>nooo you pointed out that all her "meals" don't even have sides or drinks that means some other unrelated nonsense!!!
You fuckin cooklets love grasping at sttaws lol
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>>21946786
Kek no one's having a tunamelt but you
Still no breakfaste on enginw, but a bunch of 5 year old pics
Why is that?
And let me guess, you're a fuckin flyoverlet too huh?
Hilarious
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>>21946788
I was talking about the heady topper, retard. You are seething so bad you cannot read anymore. LOL
I live on the west coast on a 1.3M ranch bought with cash, lil bro.
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>BMW keys guy shits up yet another thread
I usually enjoy the local /ck/ attention whores but this one is just insufferable
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>>21946797
He is so upset all he can muster is long winded no u replies while desperately begging people to post their breakfast.
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>>21946797
Yeah... I think if I see a picture of dogshit food or see the game name he's namefagging with now, I'm gonna ditch the thread. He's so fucking boring.
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>>21946796
>can't post breakfaste on engine but claims to own a $1.3M ranch home outright
Kek this chick is so delusional it's insane
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>>21946802
>broke bitch lives in delusion to cope
>still begging
KEK
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>>21946797
>shits up the thread
?? Look at the fucking OP LOL
>>21946798
Kek I'm not mad at all I'm literally just proving how hypocritical all the cooklets are
They literally can't even post breakfaste on engine
Let alone one better than one I made
Why is that?
>>21946800
Oh nooo she won't disingenuously "critique" food without actually posting something better!!!
Good riddance to a wee cooklet tastelet
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>>21946800
>>21946798
The one anon that posted better food than his just caused him to have a massive temper tantrum. Why does she think anyone is ever going to play his game again? She acts like an upset 3 year old.
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>>21946812
Yeah, she lost the game and it's sent her into some faggot rabbit hole
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>>21946806
>posts random grass
>still can't post breakfaste on engine
>thinks everything is begging for some reaaon?
Why are you used to begging and why do you have no car lol
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>>21946812
She (you) posted a mushy bastardized "bol9ognese"
>>21946815
Kek you faga are just hilariously disingenuous
This chick claims to own a ranch outright but doesn't even own a car? Hilarious
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>>21946815
She just continues to repeat herself over and over again like it's going to change anything.
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>>21946822
You lost the game, 'the girl with the faggot tattoos'. Can't handle it, have a melty. That's your motto.
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>>21946832
You tastelet pussies just keep repeating inane nonsense over and over again like it's going to come true
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>>21946822
I have a 2020 silverado 3/4 ton lil bro. Makes me a lot of money.
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>>21946835
You lost the game, "the girl with no cars who lives with her parents then pretends to own the place." Can't handle it, haccuse others of having a tunamelt. That's your motto
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>>21946841
>flyoverlet pretends to own a trugggg
KEK yeah why aren't you out making money with it right now?
Why are cooklet tastelets lkke this?
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>>21946846
You lost. You started screaming about accompanying beverages then posted toast, bacon and eggs (poorly cooked) it's absolutely fucking hilarious
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>>21946835
This. It has been going on for days now. All she has left is no u, and look I made another shitty unimpressive breakfast.
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>>21946853
You lost. Beverages are part of a good meal, and you haven't poated anyghing better than I cooked so your "critique" is completely m00t kek cry pussy
>>21946853
Ths. It has been going on for days now. All she has is no u, and look a other mushy, no-sides "meal."
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>>21946853
I couldn't imagine posting something so underwhelming
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>>21946862
Then why post all the boring pics of mushy garbage with no sides and no drinks? That shit is boring as fuck lol
If my pics are boring, why do they garner so much attemtion?
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>>21946852
>must remain in complete delusion
Whew lad you are a huge retard.
I'm going to drive over to sante and take pictures of anyone showing up in a bmw.
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>>21946865
toastbaconeggs poorly cooked
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>>21946869
This.
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>>21946866
>posts her daddy's truck
I'm actually thinking of going to Sante today maybe you'll spot me!

Boom, boOm, BOOM
Hear me cummin' through the radio
Watch me go zoom, zoOm, ZOOM
Try to catch me but you're too slow
Too slow, too slow *gasp*
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>>21946869
So it should be eaay to make some better yeah?
And on a faster car's engine too okay?
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>>21946871
No, this: >>21946880
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And the clown show goes on.
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>>21945311
Could’ve been a great thread OP, i would like to see another attempt. Sorry it got shitted up.
I once tried blood sausage from my local international store. I think it was a South American variety, and it felt like eating gnome food! Just, incredibly earthy flavors. Maybe goblin food is more correct though since it was blood
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>>21945849
thats a lot of steps for some shitty beans
just use a different vegetable at that point
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>>21946966
>Sorry it got shitted up.
Seconding this. Also would just like to warn everyone reading this that you will get banned for responding to the BMW keys lady the mods will find some technical excuse to ban you like they did with me all I did was ask the troll to chill and got banned for a post that was 2 days old for a post that wasn't food or cooking related which quite frankly describes a huge percentage of posts on /ck/ if you read them individually and clearly was just used as an excuse to ban me. I'll probably get banned for this post as well, but idgaf. Just be careful not to get trolled into responding to that BMW keys lady if you don't want to get banned.
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>>21947902
Yeah, I can't be responding to that cunt.
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>>21945313
>i need some diabetes with my protein
thanks for telling us
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>>21945311
this is just pad krapow
looks good desu and ground meat is great at carrying tons of delicious seasoning
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>>21945311
post hand
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>>21945849
this is what I do but with my parents' preserved green beans.
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>bmwfag
>muh cooklets
>please praise my food guize

This thread is pathetic, jannies clean this up immediately!
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>>21945311
Cottage pie without the potatoes?
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>>21945311
cutest goblin ever!
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i love the bmw poster
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Why are BMW owners like this? Not every BMW driver, but always a BMW driver.



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