Record-setting Big Mac eater underwhelmed by McDonald’s new Big Arch burgerDuring a brief interview Sunday on his landline telephone, Donald Gorske said he found the white cheddar cheese and tangy sauce that came on the Big Arch his son brought for him to try on 8 March as less preferable to him than the fixings on the Big Macs he has eaten twice daily since May 1972.Gorske, 72, also said the Big Arch simply had more meat than he needed at his age, with its two quarter-pound beef patties.“I wasn’t really crazy about it,” Gorske remarked of the Big Arch’s heft. “I’m sure it’s great for people that are younger, but for me, it’s like eating a steak or something.“I just think the Big Mac is better. I don’t like [the Big Arch] as much as the Big Mac.”
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/record-setting-big-mac-eater-080045324.html
>>21945822>Record-setting Big Mac eater underwhelmed by McDonald’s new Big Arch burgernobody here would care about that since none of us patronize mcd's.
>>21945863Lmao you’re joking right?
he bore witness to the obvious decrease in portion size and quality over the yearsthe big arch is closer to what a real big mac was like in the 70s than the current one
>>21945887So why the fuck is he talking shit on it?
>>21945822can't whack the mac
I tried a BA the other day, I can strongly say it was /fine/. Not disgusting, but I would have rather spent my money on a big mac or a whopper.The size was good, patty was much bigger than a big mac's, the sauce was too mustard-forward for my taste, and you can't even notice the "crispy" onions until you try the one of the many that fall out.It's like a 6-7/10, too expensive, but it's overall /fine/. I'm not surprised it's failing tbdesu.
>>21945822>72 year old says new thing bad, old thing goodWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGH
>>21945983He gave valid criticism and didn’t just say he hated it.
>>21945877>he doesn't know
>>21945995I got McDonald’s like 2 nights ago.
>>21946004you're the only one.
>>21945892Who nose?
>>21946008Drive thru was busy, so I doubt that
>>21946022>he doesn't knowjust like hotels, anon.parking lot's always full, building's always empty.
>>21945822>landline telephoneGrok what is that?
>>21945822Big Mac is better but they need to bring the old buns back, the new ones are garbage and make everything slide out on a mayo waterfall whenever you take a bite. The BA bun is better but the whole thing is just sloppy in general.
>>21946004I haven't eaten McDonalds since they raised the McDouble price from $1 to $1.19 15 years ago. The traitors should be put out of business.
I tried the Big Arch™ burger recently and I didn't really care for it. I wouldn't say it was bad at all, but I guess it's not really the kind of thing I want from McDonald's. I would have rather had a Big Mac®.
>>21946482>t. Don Gorske
>>21945822>its my fault im too weak for the big arch
>>21945892He's been eating the same burger for 50 years. Eating something new was probably a shock to his system. Also he's older so he doesn't need the bigger QP patties.
>>21946508How is he too weak? Dude is built like a tank to withstand what he has.
>>21946828He's the size of a twig which is impressive for eating mcdonalds everyday for as long as he has. The morbidly obese landwhales that post on here can't comprehend not eating multiple burgers the size of the big arch on the daily.
>>21946843That’s pretty fucking grim when you put it like that.
>>21946843>AnonymousHe only eats 2 big macs and walks like 10 miles every day.He was a prison guard, so he probably fucked prisoners and broke bucks and jokers left and right. He looks like a nerd but this guy loves teo things: big macs and raping inmates
>>21946858At first I thought he was some hippie fag, but the more I learn the more I like this dude. Why didn’t he replace the clown?
>>21946872McD knows about him and didn't want to risk a PR nightmare
>>21946879He looks like he'd need protective custody in prison
>>21946887He'd literally be CheeseBurger eddy if he was in the pen.
>>21946887He looks like the throws inmates into the hole then gets their rags off in his Yellow Submarine
>>21946887Kek
>>21946879Having an actual person represent your brand is a terrible idea. Just ask Subway and Papa Johns.
>>21946912Papa John dindu nuffin
>>21945822What would happen if he stopped eating big macs? Would he die?
>>21946471it's $3.39 now :O
>>21946994It would be extremely McPainful
Is anyone checking the receipts how do we know he still eats the macs
>>21947030Receipts proves he bought them, not ate them
>>21947030We need receipts y’all
>>21947032Why isn't anyone taking stool samples for analysis? This guy could be eating anything when the cameras are off.
>>21946912papa johns were doing way better before the corpo retards ousted him for saying the gamer word.
>>21946908I still remember being absolutely horrified by the reaction to the Supersize Me film. So many people saying they were shocked, will never eat mcdonalds again, etc. Apparently there were a bunch of retards out there that really and truly believed there would be no adverse health effects from eating fast food 3 times a day every day for a month.
>>21946912>papa johns>company stolen from him because he told people not to say niggerHe could have walked into the corporate boardroom and mowed everyone down with a machine gun and you wouldn't be able to find a jury in the country that would convict him.
>>21945822>listen to what some random troon thinks about mcsloppa>pls go to maccas anon
>>21947107Not the mention the guy was a total alcoholic
>>21947159>Not the mention the guy was a total alcoholicThis was a serious problem for him, and completely explained his lab work.
>>21947107>wow mcdonalds is really killing this guy's liver, it's like he's dying of major alcoholism!>cucks themself outta 'donskwab
>>21947119I actually just went tonight
>>21946908Just to play the devil's advocate here it's pretty clear that Spurlock died of being an alky and the McDicks' effects were basically a nil factor.Unless you wanna prove that having a fast food burger every day is healthier for you than having a mickey of whisky every day, then mission accomplished.
>>21946384I dined at the arches tonight
Arch sauce and Mac sauce are both too sweet. Ketchup is a fucking crime of a condiment.
>>21945822>Big Arch burgerfor me it's the BK cheeseburger with onion rings and no mustard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRZT7oUnMc
>>21946908should have eaten Carl's Jr. i love u.
>>21946908Not to defend Morgan but Don looks greasy as fuck and I'm sure the two big macs a day has something to do with it.I can only imagine the smell.
>>21947713I'm pretty sure that greasy look is just coming from his sex offender haircut.
Big Mac Med FryMed SpriteIce Water24 Nuggets3x Sweet & Sour2x KetchupM&M McFlurry, add Flake, add Caramel SauceUuuuurp
>>21945822He doesn't like the product!!!
>>21947767>Med Spritedisgusting. for me it's Mountain Dew or Icy Americano.
>>21947786sprite is the correct pairing for mcdonalds chicken
>>21947789N
>>21947885Do you also not eat fried chicken or watermelon because of the nigger word? Retard
>>21945822>it’s like eating a steak or something.LOL imagine eating so many shitburgers that you completely fries your palate
>>21947976He means it's a lot more meat, similar to a steak, not the taste
>>21947966>t fried chicken or watermeloni only eat kpop fried chikken n melons.
Lunch was served
>>21947966I eat korean fried chicken
>>21945822He looks like Asmongold had a butt baby with Jimmy Saville
>>21945892Because he’s clearly autistic, and autists like order and routine. Sudden change is anathema to them. >it’s got more meat than I need at my ageSo don’t eat the whole thing you autist.
>>21948488Yes sudden change is 100% jarring to me
Was there ever a Small Mac? Sounds like a good, low-cost, lower-calorie option for that classic 'wich's taste.
>>21948606The Big Mac is the small mac. It used to be bigger.
>>21948606That's good, at my age there's too much meat on a normal Big Mac, it's like a small steak
>>21948606it's called "Hamburger, add big mac sauce"
>>21948632I don't see that fitting on the menu.
I thought john lennon died
>>21948784death would have been a preferable fate.
>>2194860610 or so years ago they had such a thing
>>21945822>the Big Macs he has eaten twice daily since May 1972Fucking Goysloptimus Prime over here
>>21948906Healthier than you you shitbag
>>21948488>Sudden change is anathema to themAs an autist, making the conscious decision to eat a different burger is quite different from someone moving shit and not putting it back in the right spot. Repeatedly eating the same food is just easy because it's one less daily/weekly variable to stress over.
>>21948360eat your pickles.
>>21948901>>21948606you mean a Whooper Jr?
how do you survive eating 2 big macs daily for 50 years? How do you not become disgusted by the simple smell of the food in question?
>>21945887the big mac has been the same size since it came out. the claims that it shrunk are literally tiktok ragebait by 18 year olds who can barely spell their own names let alone have any idea what happened in 1970
>>21949925
>>21945822Yjk he broke a lot ghetto bucks
>>21949890You become enlightened apparently. You realize that flavor isn't really important, and what you truly crave is texture. This man loves the texture of Big Macs, I doubt he can even taste much of the flavor anymore.
>>21950018how did they get a big mac from 15 years before they took the picture
>>21950068the image is a lie
>>21948360Pickles are good for you anon. They prevent scurvy.
>>21945822had a big mac today in honour of this legend
>>21948901The grand mac is exactly the same as the normal one it's just in the foreground of the picture.
>>21945887>>21949925The big mac didn't shrink we just got fatter so everything seems smaller. But the double cheeseburger definitely shrunk. I was working for them when they announced they were shrinking the patties. It's fucking tiny in your hand now. Same thing happened to the wendys jr bacon cheeseburger.
>>21951893When did they shrink the double cheeseburger patties? What year was that?
>>21951951Somewhere in the very early 2000's can't remember exactly but it was sometime when I was going to community college so 2000-2005.
>>21945822this guy died in 2018 or 2019timeline shifted again
>>21951989too bad you weren't him
>>21946908This is why I exclusively eat pizza
the only correct response to McDonald’s in 2026. Price rises, removing the best menu items and the bullshit app. Fuck them.
>>21950068Big Mac ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᴹᵃᶜ
>Take Big Mac>Remove stupid center bun>Replace two paper thin patties with one 1/4 pounderDone.
