Have you stocked up on your Easter eggs yet /ck/?
>>21946120I'm getting egge
>>21946120i don't eat candy because i'm an adult.
>>21946120i like the Cadberry eggs that have the really runny insides that I peck open and suck out the insides like I'm a rabid bird brain pigeon
>>21946424Baste
>>21946388Being an adult means you can eat candy for dinner.
>>21946449incorrect thought process, anon.being an adult means you would never want to.
>>21946569Both statements are true
>>21946388So am I; and I eat/do whatever I feel like, because I feel like it.
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>>21946696The state of Americans everyone.
>>21946702All 50 of em, babySoon to be 51... BOOM*mic drops*
>>21946722He dropped his mic, how embarrassing!
I buy all my chocolate on Easter Monday when it's massively reduced in price.Yes I am fat.I regret nothing.
I don't buy candy for myself, it just reminds me of how utterly alone and unloved I am.
>>21946120No because chocolate is a ripoff these days. Cocoa price dropped 60% over the past year, but chocolate is still fucking jacked up.
It's not even worth 50% offStores also shuffle the stuff out much sooner nowadays, sometimes the day after, or the discounts are pointless (under 50%)
>>21946388Hey little guy, does your mommy know you are on here? This site can get pretty bad, there are sometimes very naughty words like bummonkey or knickers, so you should better leave.Just so you know, actual adults eat candy whenever they want and don't give a bummonkey about what some hypothetical wannabes might think. Because they can.
>>21946756Have you worked through your Christmas and valentines haul yet? I just finished the last of time Christmas clearance chocolate
>>21946120Eggs have nothing to do with easter, it's dumber than worshipping deers
>>21946894>talks like a kid>eats candy>>21947766>tired reddit atheist talking point>>21946764based.
Millions of golden geese were tortured to produce these Eggbreakers. When the geese had been deemed no longer useful to Wonka, they were turned into blueberries and left to explode while dozens of Oompas watched. Please don't buy Wonka's Eggbreakers. Don't even think about paying for a box of Gobstoppers either, because you'll end up enabling the horrible, unethical business practices of Mr. Willy Wonka.
>>21946388mr big boy over here
>>21946388you wouldn't survive a day in the nordics
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>>21946120all the cheap chocolate companies are using vegetable oil instead of cocoa butter now
fun fax: Cadbury Creme Eggs are deliberately scarce in this country and they sell them at a fucking premium price. the Minis you can buy for like 5 weeks leading up to Easter and then on clearance after, but the normal size Creme Eggs seem to only be on shelves for 10-14 days so you have to keep your eyes open. I always buy the 6 packs and keep them in the freezer, then by August I still have a stockpile and can offer them to friends for an honest man's profit. I remember when the Covid® Panic Buy™ started, and everyone was tearing each other's hair extensions out over toilet paper and cans of tomatoes, and I was in the Creme Egg aisle filling my basket with bags of the fuckers like a king.I bought 18 Creme Eggs last week and now they're fully out of stock everywhere. I just finished the last of my 'Eggs from last year about a month ago. Picerel
>>21946120Who buys holiday candy before the holiday? Post holiday candy sales are premium candy buying time.
>>21948125some people have friends and families anon
>>21950391The only friend i need is chocolate egg
>>21946120No, I'm an adult. Easter doesn't mean anything to me because I'm not an ignorant christfag.
>>21946388haha, look how defensive all the cavity-ridden lardasses got about your comment.
>>21947989How often do you eat them?
>>21946120I've got four bags of Reese's. The eggs are the best shape since they have the highest peanut butter ratio.
>>21951042I forget about them for weeks at a time but on average probably abour whence a month
i bought one of these today and i will attempt to use it as a mold even though it opens horizontally and not vertically
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